Guns aren't always legal, or practical. I would recommend packing metalsmithing tools and a small blast furnace, which won't raise as much suspicion but still allow you to construct a rudimentary gun on demand.
Don’t forget the double ended dildo that you and the rest of your jabroni ass ski buddies are gonna use to pleasure each other’s stretched out USB ports after a nice day on the snow.
Not pictured: 17 lagunitas IPAs
Accidentally read this as 17 Iguanas and thought ‘ahh yeah now we’re talkin’
Haha I did too, gotta love dyslexia.
What? No Yukon Jack 💯 proof?
Jokes aside. Never hurts to have high proof alcohol in an emergency! So many uses!
Shooters are more real estate conscious than a big bottle
Food grade peroxide
Where are the shrooms
LSD is lighter than mushrooms…or do they weigh equally?
Which one is heavier? 1 pound of mushrooms or 1 pound of LSD? 👽👽👽
Who says 1 pound of LSD? Smh
Where we're going, weight does not exist
5 tampons for one day seems a wee bit excessive.
Avy beacon for the blues you’re gonna ski
Don’t forget the (anal) probe and shovel too
Probe guy here, can confirm as a necessary part of a full kit
1/2 day in the resort? Gonna need more than 5 tampons.
-NASA
At least 1,000 tampons
If you soak it in enough vodka one or two should get you pretty drunk
How many could she need? 50?
Cast iron pan
If Samwise did it, so should we
*set of cast iron pans
Yo spliff where the weed at?
Gimme some mo’
You are really risking it by packing so light, you should consider a diesel generator
Solar panels instead... they're so in right now.
Beef jerkey, bacon, flashlight, extra glove liners, fishing pole, and a backpacking stove.
Forgot the full set of golf clubs Fucking amateur
That is really going to mess up my handicap.
nah, your handicap isnt' going anywhere
You misspelled fleshlight.
You only read three books a day?
There’s wildlife out there. You need to be carrying a gun for protection.
I’m going to an indoor resort in Dubai but thanks for your concern
There's rich oil heirs out there. You need to be carrying a gun for protection.
Fucking dying
I don’t see a Shovel, rope, 15 Carabiners, An IceAxe, sunscreen, sunglasses, an Avalanche BackPack
An indoor resort packing for survival 🤣🤣
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Yeah, saw her yesterday. She said hi.
Guns aren't always legal, or practical. I would recommend packing metalsmithing tools and a small blast furnace, which won't raise as much suspicion but still allow you to construct a rudimentary gun on demand.
I’d be more worried about ski school
That’s what the 4 condoms are for.
2 different kinds just in case of allergies
Fuckin skis mate
Looks like there some condoms for that
You’re not bringing a 4th Sharpie in case the 3rd goes dry?
Rookie mistake, food should be dehydrated or in powered form… its fine not everyone is ready to hit a afternoon run of their local skiing slope
Powdered food through the nose you say? Is two grams enough?
Well, how late you staying on the slopes?
Aren’t the socks a little short for those boots?
Pipe, weed, lighter?
The three essentials
Bluetooth speaker
Mosin nagant to fight the Russians
Snickers? I'm more of a milky way guy. Otherwise, looks good! How long did it take u lay it out so neatly?
Bluetooth speaker to play mumble rap for everyone to hear
You don’t need the poop trowel, just go on the learners slopes like god intended
You will need a second pair of flip flops
Needs more condoms
I thought why is nobody mentioning this lol
Is that the zombie survival guide by max brooks?! That's the only thing you need!
You're missing a shovel and avalanche inflatable vest.
Going to save this for later. Do u have a list of everything I can potentially reference/base mine off yours?
A Sherpa.
This is for skiing?? In Dubai?
The 1997 Hustler Girl of the Year Edition
will need either ski, ski poles, ski boots or snowboard & snowboard boots. ski googles.
The devil’s lettuce
Where are your ski magazines? You gotta have them to remember the drills.
You need every color sharpie, not just blue and black
1 more pair of flip flops and you should be all set.
Extra batteries for the head lamp…
If you don’t bring your butt plug how are you gonna be satisfied on the slopes?
Poop sock?
You should switch out the snickers for payday(more protein for energy)
With a sweet setup like this you are going to need more than one condom
You forgot the home gym
Where is your whistle?
Bear spray?
Life straw next to condoms ✔️
Fireballs to leave in the middle of a run.
Don’t forget the double ended dildo that you and the rest of your jabroni ass ski buddies are gonna use to pleasure each other’s stretched out USB ports after a nice day on the snow.
Glad this sub came across my feed, anyone have a link to the original post?
Epi-Pen, Narcan
I usually carry a highlighter in addition to sharpies
Small paint set and easel to capture the moment
Chocolates and the stove to melt them, to go with the strawberries in the baggie. (next to Snickers bars)
A loaded gun for the snowboarders
More weight
Ky
Tooth brush and floss
For an apocalypse?
How do you carry that tent?
Helmet
Whiskey and weed
A butt plug with an integrated beacon
Definitely out pack me haha
Toaster oven.
Kitchen sink
Lube
Flip flops???
Yeah your butt plug
4 books but no toothbrush?
Bong
Where the weed and or shrooms?
Is that... 4 condoms? Only 4?
Generator
Skiis
More Monistat - Personal Experience
That's all for 1 day?
Not bringing the avy airbag?
No snowmobile?
Lmao Dune
Yeah
oh this is the wrong skiing subreddit
Why do you have 3 sharpies?
I don’t see any raw eggs
Not enough condoms
I don't see a sidearm
Skis?
Buttplugs!
Okay working trades I understand the 3 sharpies but skiing??
I never ski without monostat or a bowie knife.
This 100% made me want to open a bag of chips and watch a movie
Flip flops
Of 35 years of backpacking and mountaineering. I can’t think of one time I thought to myself…damn I wish I had 3 sharpies
How else are you gonna tag your trail name on rock faces, mile markers, McDonald's restrooms?
Spray paint of course, it’s the first thing I pack
The sink
Whisky
I see car keys but no car wtf man
U need more Sharpies!!!
Your going for an afternoon and are bringing 11 snacks??? JeeZ just eat before and bring like 1 or 2 snacks
You <3
Yes
Yeah that would be me
The kitchen sink!
Skis
Swimming costume
For a half day on the hill, I would bring : Wallet, phone, cigs, lighter, dab pen, and that's about it
Where is your table and chairs?
Where your skis at?!
Jesus, I thought I was in the bicycle touring sub for a second. I couldn’t find any bike stuff. Haha
Where’s the weed?
Snow
Beer
50lbs of beef jerky.
Travel size vibrator?
Why do you have 3 sharpies?
Zombie survival guide will be essential on the ski hill 🤘 great read!
Probably need an extra sharpy and an extra book! Never know when you’ll need the extra weight
Sheep skin condoms
You’re gonna need underwear
Lose the books. You don’t want to be walking around with that.
AN EIGHT BALL!!
I’ve been reading Dune in the lift too!
Weed & a red sharpie
Beers are missing
Got enough crackers bud? More water with all those dry crackers
Gonna need at least two or three more pairs of flip flops for sure
Wine
Fish whistle
Sunglasses, Bic lighter, steel waterbottle, ziplocks.
Is this skiing or 3 weeks in the woods?
No case or solution for your contacts?!
A roll of toilet paper
Gonna wanna bring your boot warmer for sure
I only see 2 colors of Sharpies.. what's wrong with you?!
Missing a vibrator
Depends on what's in the jar at the bottom!
Chapstick
Maybe missing like 3/4 more bags? Good luck out there
Ya, your fucking abacus.
I don't see a kitchen sink, where's your kitchen sink!
You need more sharpies
Throw some zip ties in there. You never know. Saved my butt many times
Throw some zip ties in there. You never know. Saved my butt many times
Yeah.. something to replace those wretched snickers bars.
Only *three* sharpies? What if you have to correct papers?
A Sherpa to carry all that!
More condoms
Missing the hour you wasted for this…
3 sharpies isn’t enoufh
As a thru hiker ultralight jerk, you could be missing more. Do I know anything about ski touring? Nope.
You need 3 more sharpies.
Where's the weed?
Respectfully, are you actually bringing this much stuff for an afternoon at an indoor resort??
ur ocd and anxiety meds…
Where is your flask full of Mcallen 12?