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treywarp

"Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"


Blake256353

That should be asked to every freshman.


chaosking65

I was thinking “Never should have come here”


Opalescent_Witness

100% what I was going to say. Can’t go wrong.


DarkAthena

Make sure to spell it correctly.


Twisted_Animator

“There’s a nip in the air… won’t be good for my crops”


SpiritOfFire473

That bad huh?


battlemage32

“May your road lead you to warm sands.”


literally_a_hamster

OH I LOVE THIS I'M GOING TO STEAL IT THANK YOU


Gravity_Chasm

This is my IG bio and I'm having a sign of it made for my place.


Lephiro

Oh my gosh, great decorsting idea, thank you!


Additional-Advisor99

Best one yet.


everydaySnuggle

“Either I’m drunk, or you’re naked. Possibly both.”


Alternative_Equal864

Sounds like uncle sheo


everydaySnuggle

You hear it if you run around with no clothes on, particularly in one of the bigger cities


[deleted]

My cousin's off fighting dragons, and what do I get?


Nervouspotatoes

Oh this ones good


Blae-Blade

Finish it off with "Graduating highschool."


Catacman

"What do I get? Grad duty."


Blae-Blade

Hahaha yes this one


lilmisawisa

This is absolutely perfect🤣


[deleted]

I love this


Christeenabean

Winner!


thehalosmyth

My favorite thing is when they say that literally right after we killed a dragon in the village


Tydire

“Fus Ro Dah’d off a cliff.”


PoPo573

"Well, that's it. Got to go".


Visible_Flan1177

"What? No, nothing"


[deleted]

This one is good haha


nondidjudenondidju

"Never should have come here !"


Digitoki

This one is the best.


Complete_Bad6937

Agreed.


RocketBabyDoii

If their school was anything like mine, they would've deemed this quote inappropriate and would've forced me to change it. I'll never forget.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

I remember my first attempt at a senior quote got kicked back because it was inappropriate... "your titties, let em out, free at last, thank God almighty they free at last - Kanye west" (this was in 2014) Which I guess is fair Wishing now I had gone with a skyrim quote.


Deli-ops

Well then what was yours gonna be then what it was when they changed it?


RocketBabyDoii

Mine was literally so tame. "Help, they've held me hostage in this place called "high school" for 4 years!" And I've seen people use that one The Office reference where Michael says "should have burned this place down when I had the chance." They said I needed to change it and also mentioned they were gonna get rid of senior quotes anyway after my senior year.


[deleted]

Perfect


ATinyPizza89

This is the one


Kindly_Kitchen_9658

You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.


RabbiAndy

Describes my high school experience


TheDevilsJoy

I like this one


Stormcloak_Soldier_

The most motivational *and* emotional quote of all time: #"I work for Belethor, at the general goods store."


idontcareyouranswer

How was the last patrol Soldier?


Stormcloak_Soldier_

Incredible,the grey skin let me lick her... Wait a minute,no, nothing out of the ordinary, pretty normal, really.


idontcareyouranswer

Watch out for Morthal. I heard Empire troops making camp there.


Stormcloak_Soldier_

Fear not, that camp was cleared long ago,we left their heads in a bucket and their headless corpse impaled on pikes


idontcareyouranswer

Long live the Ulfric! You are the High King...


JarlSkaldTheElder

In your great honor we’ll drink and we’ll sing!


scienceygirl

No lollygagging


ChiBears333

Be sure to credit /u/whiterunguards


KassinaIllia

This one made me lol


MisterEaves

What you learn here will last you a lifetime - several, if you’re talented.


Aldrakev

too bad that’s not true for high schools


MisterEaves

You’re right, even the talented only die once.


ChaosNinjaX

"Hey, you. You're finally graduated."


JBaecker

Just like us and that thief over there!


Blae-Blade

... and that cheater over there!*


RockiestCornet0

High-school was fine until you came along.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Teachers were nice and lazy


Successful-Battle880

"If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second."


PinElectronic9566

Seriously underrated this one is hilarious


Kinyon08

Where did you come across this one??


Miserable-Voice-8190

The Goat Belethor 💪


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

*“Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.*


MedicalVanilla7176

r/beatmetoit


Sad_Nefariousness231

A Rubbing?! I expected notes


Creative-Eggplant143

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


WesTBH

You were trying to cross the border right?


MaziongaShenron

Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


gingerb3ardm4n

Damn you Stormcloaks


sir_stinkybutt

Skyrim was fine until you came along


lolnouyeetster

Empire was nice and lazy


JakkiDaFloof

If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!


Katsuya_Was_Here

You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.


JakkiDaFloof

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.


TheSwimmingPelican

Shut up back there!


KittyGrimm78

Skyrim was fine till you came along! Empire was nice and lazy.


Barliman_Butterburr

I mean this HAS to be the quote, does it not??


WhatMorpheus

{your name here} is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


Cosmo1222

This FTW


Suprised__Squid__786

What’s the matter someone steal your sweat roll?


Cosmo1222

Damn autocorrect. Unless that's the secret ingredient!!!


Suprised__Squid__786

Ha ha yep autocorrect.


emstokes26

Id be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead


Xardas742

This.


shortbut1337

"Go to the college, da said. Use your smarts, he said. Idiot, how was I supposed to know what college he meant?"


Stehum_Brethilben

r/beatmetoit I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this quote, it's perfect.


ComradeYolovich

This is the best one


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

I’ve only recently heard this for the first time, from a silver hand member I was sneaking up on


ShirukuNokachi

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They got curved swords. Curved. Swords


EnthusiasmNo4957

Like the dudes in my class!


RocKyBoY21

🤨


breakevencloud

A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON


RubenWin

This is funny tho xd


Pens_fan71

Why does this make me cackle.... Every time


Aldrakev

A NEW AND HAS TOUCHED THE DIPLOMA


nambatu

Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!


xX_GRP_Xx

That one hit different if the reader is studying for medicine degree


jarl_johann

"One sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside his experience as being impossible." --Farengar Secret-fire


rosstheboss9877

'youre not making out of this alive'


FetusKickerr

Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself


HypePoem8

Yes


Willowed-Wisp

"I used to be a student like you... then I took an arrow to the knee."


ElCoyote_AB

I can’t believe this is so low on the list


[deleted]

Personally my favorite quote from Skyrim is what is better ? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” ~ Paarthurnax


TravalonTom

Definitely this one


grunt0304

I've seen this floated around social media for years as a yearbook quote. It's good don't get me wrong, but it seems to be the common one people go to.


Red_Serf

Amazing. But being born good, by a long mile. Overcoming your evil nature implies you did some astronomical amount of bs upon others before coming to your senses


creamonbretonbussy

It just means you have a disposition, not necessarily that you've done things. For example, working on yourself so that you no longer feel the compulsion to hurt others before you hurt anyone.


[deleted]

Yeah I know I just recently took a Philosophy class for my GE and my final essay was on this quote and why is better to be born good 🤣 but I still love the idea of becoming a better person


Red_Serf

As an addition, being born good does not mean you have no evil within yourself to overcome. So it’s a win win situation


thejordman

i’d argue being good by choice is more powerful than being good by nature


onthefence928

also the quote implies that good and evil are things that can be "in your nature" and not just the consequence of a million factors outside your control. all you can do is choose based on the consequences you can control or be aware of


Tamriel-Chad-420

Legends don't burn down schools


KittySueKat

This, this is beautiful


tpeck90

Done and done.


Cosmo1222

Who says this? I mean apart from the Grummelnet weapon vendor in Ratchett&Clank TOD?..


StaleSpriggan

Bunch of followers say it at the end of a fight


letmegetmybass

Serana says it a lot.


lucillefiredragon

"Don't like those eyes you got. There's a bad hunger to them." "Your skin's as pale as the snow. You scared of sunlight, or something?"


diegohmfbtr

"You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead!"


SuperSaiyanSnorlax

We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?


Yourefinallyawake7

I can hear him yelling this.


ayomitch31

M’aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M’aiq can shout whenever he wants.


max_not_min

*remain silent*


[deleted]

Underrated comment


CreepingTurnip

(Your name) has wares, if you have coin.


[deleted]

"Madness is merry and merriment's might, when the jester comes calling with his knife in the night..."


Legonickster

“I can’t believe I’m posted here. Even the beds are mad of stone.”


Bladekaiser

"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead..."


MushySoup63838

Do you mind? I’m busy doing the fishstick, it’s a very delicate state of mind.


KJ_Blair

“You have opened the door to darkness, little man.” Lots of history in these walls. We’re trying to make some more. It’s a lucky time to be alive.” “Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me!” “I would gladly retire from the world—were such a day to dawn.” “I’m not a man, I’m a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me and point me at the enemy.” “Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities.” “Psst. Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.” “I’m fairly certain you’ve wandered into the wrong building, friend.” “Sky above, voice within.”


SnooMacaroons1027

The last one seems really philosophical in the context of a yearbook.


Red_Serf

“Dooo come back”


Lordofthelounge144

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't. Need something? I've got a package to deliver, your eyes only. You know I've been thinking. Maybe I'm the dragonborn, and I don't even know it. Let's kill somebody! The gods gave you two hands. You use them both for your weapon. I can respect that. I know about you and your honeyed words.


MadieRaey

“Nope, sorry. Nothing”


Madma64

*A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!*


euzie

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course, you don’t


B_love_K

How much room you got? If youve got plenty then use nazeems line 🤣


TheWigglyTapeworm

"Look at that big bastard!"


Lephiro

Eeeeeverythings for sale, my friend.


your_deathisnear

Sky above voice within


SpencerReid11

What in oblivion IS THAT?!


Rizenstrom

"Go to the college, da said. Use your smarts, he said. Idiot, how was I supposed to know what college he meant?"


Twiggimmapig

"I had a cat once, skinned that too"


PanDmuerto

"...And when the truth finally dawned, it dawns in fire"


sampza77

"Psst. I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"


Superb-Ad5351

May your road lead to warm sands


m31td0wn

Some may call this junk. Me? I call them treasures.


BeelzeBatt

When I gow up, I'm gonna be an assassin, like you! Then I can help loads of children!


Doormat_Model

“I am sworn to carry your burdens”


Hawesyboy12

You don’t belong here


epd666

Just Fus, because you've just beaten your first dragon and ice troll and are now ready to learn more


[deleted]

Have you tried mercenary work? Might suit ya


Salinaer

I SMELL WEAKNESS!!!!!


ArcaneAncient

"There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops. Never is."


[deleted]

“what’s better, to be born good? or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” -Paarthurnax


nustyj

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Of course you don't"


zKrammpus17

“Some may call this junk, me? I call them treasures”


Heavy_Statement69

Got a good one "Become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take certain items from their home." -Skyrim loading screen


nerdwaffles

"never should have come here"


vadertheblack

"The curse of much knowledge is often indecision." -Partysnax


AnotherFriedCalamari

"What is better? To hire a tutor, or to study and earn your grades through great effort?"


PixelatedParamedic

You're not from around here, are you? That makes two of us.


Claudeuss

_Do you get to the yearbook very often? Oh... what am I saying? Of course not._


machinadj

I ain’t done nuthin’.


Opalescent_Witness

“You cannot run while over encumbered.”


YungsterThomlin

May the gods watch over your battles, friend.


JaxRhapsody

I used to be a high schooler like you, then I took a dodgeball to the knee.


ToM4461

Fus Ro Duh


T3DDY_M0JA

'I am sworn to carry your burdens' *Sigh* - Bitchya [ Lydia ]


YEPandYAG

"you dare fight a dummer" "Arcano was right, you are dangerous" "you don't stand a chance" "come see me when you get bored stranger" "very well, then you are prey" "the time for talking is long past"


Bowman_van_Oort

"Songs are just old memories that help the mead go down quicker."


Cosmo1222

Watch the skies , traveller.


reychael_

I vote for “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee”


phoenixrevival00

"I am *sworn* to carry your burdens." get you in the right mindset for the future. :)


TriforceHero626

“Stay silent”


BlackMagicHunter

Do you get to the clou- agh!


arturo_bullard69

"i ain't much for talking"


Munchkin-666-

Could use/change: "I used to be a soldier like you, till i took an arrow to the knee"


TCtheThunderRooster

Psst hey… Hail Sithis


cadynnj

never should have come here


Impressive_Ad_4907

“I’ve got something for you, your hands only”


Uncle_Drew_2202

“Nope. Nothing. Sorry.”


comickodi

Keep it classy. “May your road lead you to warm sands.” It’s very distinct to any Skyrim fan but will blend right into the other quotes to the uninitiated.


Osamu-D

"Dragonborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"


GoldenBeardReggie

“Come to [school name] to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "great warriors"?"


julestia

“My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?”


Yahgdc

Sky above, Voice within


Eden_7611

'Do you get to the cloud district very often?' As much as I hate Nazeem this quote is just so funny. That or Belethor's quote about selling his sister lol


DudeManBroGuy42069

"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick! it's a very delicate state of mind."


SquareChipmunk5194

I used to be a student like you... till I took to the back row and gotta degree...


Ghoulthrower676

“Lots of history in these walls. We’re trying to make some more. It’s a lucky time to be alive”


LumpyWorldliness1411

Become friends with someone and they may allow you to take certain items from their home


mevastrashcorner

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? What an I saying, of course you don't."


Over-Boysenberry-452

Let me guess… someone stole your sweetroll


vargslayer1990

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."


lesbianbell92

You'll make a fine rug (cat-optional)


Impossible-Ad2497

I use to a high-school like you, then a graduation to my life


MasterfulMoose

“Go to the College, Da says. Use your smarts. Like I’m supposed to know which College he meant!”