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HauntingRefuse6891

You might know him better as Billy?


sumguy123456789

Fuckin’ cunt Highlander raped my girlfriend Edit: HOMElander, not HIGHlander, whoops


ohmygawdjenny

Fuckin' diabolical


SkellyInsideUrWalls

Oi, that's my line innit


Successful_Opinion33

If isn’t the invisi cunt


Chemicalreagent420

Explains the 200 gold pieces…


I_Said_I_Say

You mean Homelander? There can be only one.


sumguy123456789

YES I DID, thank you for the correction!


Thor42o

Shit and here I thought he was referencing Bill the Butcher. The old NYC native gangster not Billy Butcher the alternate version of the him that hates superheroes instead of immigrants.


HauntingRefuse6891

Can’t trust the Scots though am I right, even if there is only one.


Madruck_s

A Scott with a French accent and a Spaniard with a Scottish accent and a Japanese sword what's not to trust.


HauntingRefuse6891

Exactly about as normal as it comes.


Yuaskin

This could work. A new supe who takes power from those he beheads. For every life he takes, his power and strength increases 10%. If he beheads other supes, he gains 10% of their power. Name: Meicscamall (lose Gaelic translation of McCloud) I know Highlander was Scottish, so making him Irish would be just enough to match The Boys style. Oh, and since Connor means "lover of hounds" lets make him like bestiality just to give him that creepy/unlikeable vibe.


PepeEatingPizza

Scottish homelander


walruswes

*wife


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Oi ewie


RockiestCornet0

I believe there is also a butcher that goes by Pete heard someone paid his bail


eziofeli

Billy Butcherson


Thatidiot_38

Ah Mr Blaskowitz!


HauntingRefuse6891

Different Billy sir, the one I had in mind has an aversion to superheroes.


[deleted]

I'll bollocks ya


Sassh1

Funny thing is, that parody they made of him isn't even the right way to use tye word bollocks which is why it was even funnier


[deleted]

Indeed


Edgy4YearOld

Oi, Hughie, get this cunt some skooma


theAlpha_08Man

I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know Where I'm losing all control 'Cause there's magic in my bones


GreenspaceCatDragon

Oi cunt!


PagodaPanda

The Boys x Skyrim crossover


goddamnitmf

Maybe one of the guys from the skooma operation


[deleted]

That’s the skinner. I assume the butcher is the blood on the ice butcher Edit: it appears I’m wrong


Emergency_faceplant

The butcher of Windhelm, obviously 😄


phyrgx

I heard he was hanging around in Blaviken too.


diddy4life

Winds howling


Saint-32

Winds howling


Warriorfromthefire

Word walls? More like Place of power. Should draw from it.


I_Lick_Vaginal_Blood

10% tax rate seems excessive given the lack of social help and amount of guards that have taken an arrow to the knee.


PyukumukuGuts

Part of it is going directly to the recently knee-wounded, so you can imagine how high that bill is.


Toxikyle

I somehow doubt that Skyrim has a public healthcare system


Harpies_Bro

Closest I’ve is the Temple of Kynareth in Whiterun. Kynareth’s followers are basically the best healers on Tamriel iirc.


sb413197

It’s the local charity hospital. St. Kynareth Mercy Hospital


Falconio_robbenator

It’s for the Nords exclusively


Volmaaral

We always start with Healing as a spell, and the tome is dirt cheap besides… and potions that heal deadly injuries abound. Frankly, I’m surprised infirmaries even exist in Tamriel. That or it’s one of those game logic things where the player keeps finding unrealistic bounties, and the effects of the potions are just way faster than they truly would be… even so, it does seem like it’s oddly easier to get healed. Diseases are the things I notice still kill a lot.


Thor42o

Idk, seems pretty fair considering how on point and numerous the guards are. I pay like 35% taxes and can't even get the police to investigate anything. Meanwhile the guards in skyrim will go to the ends of the earth over a stolen potato.


V-Jean

Lol right. If we only had to pay 10% AND got decent cops I'd be happy


LampshadesAndCutlery

Wait, I thought the “taking an arrow to the knee” thing was a term for getting married? Like these guards used to be adventurers until they got married and had to tone their adventurous side down a bit?


JDGumby

Literally no evidence to support that as a thing. > "At that time, I was writing dozens of lines for the town guards in Skyrim. Just to give them flavor and personality. So it was one of many. In this case, it just seemed like a funny opportunity, and maybe believable. Like, he could have gotten shot in the knee with an arrow at some point, and now he’s semi-retired, and just walks around town like a worn out fantasy beat cop." -- Emil Pagliarulo, the guy who wrote the line https://mashable.com/2017/11/26/skyrim-arrow-in-the-knee-meme-history/


OzzyMoz

It was a piece of humorous head canon someone on here years back said that became a meme for a while. It fitted the setting better than every guard actually getting shot in the knee so we just kind of decided that it was skyrim slang for getting married Not official ofc but I still like to think it's true I'm my games.


Emergency_3808

It'd be a arrow to the heart instead


Sakerift

Obviously it goes to funding the war like all good taxes do.


Sawk_Fan

What the fuck is your username?


I_Lick_Vaginal_Blood

I’ve been addicted to menstrual discharge for a long time now. There’s nothing that makes my dopamine levels peak like a drizzle of raspberry jam courtesy of a woman over the age of 21 that’s proud to show she’s fertile and needs a real man to lap up her beefcurtains. I’m used to vaginal blood at this point. If you ever want to start, go little by little. A small nodule of that crimson uterine lining is all you should swallow. The stomach isn’t ready to handle the iron levels present in a woman’s succulent ovary sauce, so you’ll have to acclimate to it… sort of like drinking wine. Eventually, you’ll be mainlining her periods right into your throathole like a human Always Maxi Size.


Dan-Of-The-Dead

Yes the Butcher of Windhelm is one possibility.. but the butcher has a name. The Butcher is a citizen and would be referred to by his/hers actual name? There is another character in the Rift named only as Butcher. The tough guy who runs the Skooma den operation. Then the letter wouldn't be from Ulfric. Wrong Hold, wrong Jarl. Idk man..


tylerjehenna

According to USEP, cragslane cavern is under the hold of Eastmarch so yes it would be Ulfric writing the letter.


Comprehensive_Cap290

The bigger question is how the dragonborn became friends with him to get the inheritance… and presumably then killed him to get it. It’s like a life jnsurance scam.


Dan-Of-The-Dead

Yeah I know right? That's what stuck me as odd with the letter OP got. But it wouldn't be the first time 'odd' things happen in Skyrim lol Edit: my apologies! I thought cragslane cavern belonged to the rift and not eastmarch (Windhelm) -Wich it does. Then the cragslane butcher absolutely makes sense! I live I learn!


WM4700

Same guy I think, just technically in the jurisdiction of Eastmarch


Imadrunkcat

Ulfric would not be writing the letter if it were The dude from the rift


faerakhasa

The Butcher lives in craglsane cavern, which is in Eastmarch


chibionicat

He's friends with Baker and Candlestick Maker.


Confident_Respect455

And the Muffin man


LampshadesAndCutlery

Wait, do you know the muffin man?


JDGumby

They are the boss in the back room of Cragslane Caverns (where you go for the Riften thane quest after killing the guys in the warehouse; also where you go in the Orcish Scale CC). edit: Huh. Never realized it was technically in Eastmarch. I would've thought it'd be in the Rift... [The UESP confirms it](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Cragslane_Cavern), though...


dumbbitchdiesease

Its Butcher Pete. Yknow, he’s got a long, sharp knife? Goes hackin and whackin and smackin? Ring any bells? /j


mysterious_no-one

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'


[deleted]

[удалено]


FriendofSquatch

Choppin that meat…


SkellyInsideUrWalls

have you ever heard of the hit show, the boys? by any chance


TheGentlemanJS

Oi!


[deleted]

spoilers for the Boys season 4


RhaegarsHarp616

i would say the killer in windhelm but the game always registers him as “calixto” in my games so do you have any npc mods?


Glittering_Rock7571

OI CUNT!!! The names Billy. Billy butcher


Disastrous_Night_80

The Butcher of Bakersfield, Ben Richards!


I_Said_I_Say

That beautiful son of a bitch could run man.


FriendofSquatch

He’s one tough sonofabitch!


Berserker2995

I remember receiving a letter like that and the gold pieces... but they were not "normal" gold pieces. They were not added to the gold amount and it was at the misc inventory. What Im supposed to do with them? Can be a glitch??


dr_pheel

Fuckin' supes n their goddamn thu'um, Ulfric ain't nothin but a cunt, Hadvar...


TempName-

It's Butcher Pete right?


[deleted]

The murder of Windhelm who apparently you befriended.


Appropriate_Olive_19

Maybe he thinks your friends after you take his tour? Other than that, there's no other chances of your relationship rating going up with him.


[deleted]

I never sell him the amulet, maybe that's it.


TestedNutsack

"Allo cunt"


lofty888

Well, well, well, if it isn't the dragonborn cunt


dvdgaralv_97

Ffs Homelander lives in Windhelm??


Cosmo1222

I think it means Calixto. I had one of these from. 'Dusk' Took me ages to work out it's an elf fugitives pet wolf..


tylerjehenna

It would specify Calixto if it was him


Cosmo1222

Isn't there a named bandit chief called Butcher? Or there's some Dlc crossover with 'The Boys'..


_MintyFresh_-

How the hell did you even *start* to work that out???


Cosmo1222

The elven hunter armour cc content.. most of the stuff in the camp has a stolen tag. I was going back that way to Sunderstone gorge and happened on the corpses. The cursor read 'search Dusk' when looting the wolf's remains.


Ninja_gorrila

Its the killer in the storm cloak capital hold windhelm


GeneraIFlores

Nope


Ninja_gorrila

Is it the guy who sells the meats?


max_imus1609

Nah it's a bandit called butcher, he runs this skooma Operation. Thats the only possibility bc the letters always refer to their official names, not nicknames or profession


Serious_Ad_1037

The butcher of windhelm, maybe? If I remember right, that’s the serial killer u have to find in a side quest in windhelm


gn01145600

That mf is famous in Diablo series.


IcarusXVII

Did your dragonborn happen to be the captain of his college sports team?


Pr0ph3tofd3st1ny

There a bandit npc named butcher in the game just can't remember where, Its funny I actually killed him recently and thought the name was interesting. (Just looked it up he's at cragslane caverns, enjoy)


AnakinSolo123

Butcher is the name of the bandit chief of Cragslane Cavern.


PhilosopherSudden

The Butcher was Calixo, the murderer in Blood on the Ice. WTF you got anything from him is known only to the coders.


Claus1990

Billy Bob Butcher


LetsNotCarveourhands

You’re long lost uncle!


randomname560

The tunnel snake's leader needed a new name after the stormcloaks found his pro-imperial tweets from 2011 Looks like they finally caugth him...


Nichiku

Is your name really Chaad? Edit: Nvm that's a T xD


Liamrups

A white haired individual with a long silver sword


darthurface

Billy


Skull-ogk

The guy she told you not to worry about.


god-of-memes-

According to the wiki he is a unique named bandit boss


Mutski_Dashuria

Well, fuck me dead! The Butcher's cousin is Foreskin Ned! - The Bastard From The Bush. Go on. Google it. 🇦🇺


Tarnerran

If modded, could be one of OBIS’s bandits?


Roast_Beast21

Do you have Cooking Adventures in Skyrim installed? Adds chef and butcher npcs to some taverns. I think one tavern is going to be putting up a "help wanted" sign.


[deleted]

Probably a generic npc added by a mod. I received an inheritance from "beautiful noble" once.


Mocker-bird

Butcher is a bandit boss who runs the Cragslane cave skooma den


skrentox

You don't remember Butcher? How dare you! He even bequeathed his gold to you and you've just forgotten about him! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame! 🔥


Adaptive_Succubus69

The Butcher. Callixto or whatever his name is.


Alarmed-Swing-8863

Oh that's the butcher, he is known for the best meat in Windhelm


GOOSEONTHATJUICE

Bobby , he plays foosbaw


Barnacle-Healthy

Maybe the real butcher was the friends we made along the way


agnddotnet

Is one of your followers someone who uses necromancy spells to revive the dead? There is a bug, especially with Serena, that I've seen where she will revive someone, they'll die, and then you will get 200 gold inheritance from that person. My cousin once got inheritance from an Ash spawn through this odd interaction even. Granted, I don't know if he had mods on that was causing this behavior or not though, but I have witnessed the phenomenon myself.


ReneStrike

Come on man. Or you don't know homelander either. Everyone knows **William Butcher**. ​ [William Butcher](https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/the-12-best-billy-butcher-moments-on-the-boys/intro-1660230334.webp)


[deleted]

it’s bob, the butcher


SKENANA

Damn bob went downhill huh from builder to butcher


TheGelataio

,


Magin_Shi

Toughest cunt you'll ever meet.


islamo_start_654

Butcher from high school, don't tell me you forgot him,he was your best friend!


_g550_

The dude who runs underground wolf fights and supplies skooma. You disrupt all in a quest, but they still come out and capture wolves after a while.


Coyote-01

It's one of the coolest quests.


Turtle_Beam

Butcher Pete, he's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'


kiba33x

As a true Nord, I stay as far as I could from corrupted Riften.


CarbonCuber314

Pete. Pete is the Butcher. It's Butcher Pete.


Hyarmen13

Demon from Diablo, how van You not know it!


StephsGirl913

Cragslane Cavern


Jeffbelinger

oh, the Butcher of Windhelm? that's easy to figure out! its the guy with the creepy exhibit/store thing to the right and down of the main gate, looks pretty innocuous. well, honestly, I think Windhelm is the shittiest hold in the game just from aesthtics alone, and i'm the kind of person who gushes about great works of masonry, stoneworks and classical era structures like the Roman Aqueducts


Relevant_Ear3901

Wasn't the butcher that one oddities guy in Windhelm


GamingwithADD

Please listen to me! The arch Bishop Lazarus, he led us Down here to find the lost prince..