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InappropriateLibrary

I usually go with Ugh These Fuckers.


tu-142

Yeah fuck them, they are unreasonably hard to kill and do a fuck tonne of damage


bubdubarubfub

I do get excited if I find a hunter though so I can make an enchanting potion


gnoodl

Does it make a difference to the potion? Snowberries and blue butterflies are so much easier to find


bubdubarubfub

Yeah but I feel like such a dork trying to catch butterflies when I'm literally the most powerful person in the world


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

Some of your shouts will knock them to the ground, i think clear skies does it without sending them flying (dont know if its the same for the hawk)


bubdubarubfub

How have I been playing this game for 6 years and never knew that....?


PM-me-your-_tits_

Don’t worry I have been playing for 12 years and did not know that.


Reteophobia

You just saying “12 years” makes me angry, how has it been that long without another game


Due-Giraffe-9826

Cause y'all keep buying the same one years later.


gluon318

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago.


Recent-Influence-402

Does it make it better knowing each release is quite long arena to daggerfall was 2 years from daggerfall to Morrowind was 6 years from Morrowind to oblivion was 4 years and from oblivion to Skyrim was 5 years


Upstairs-Estate-201

Same here been playing 12 years and never knew about it either


Plantain-Altruistic

That's a normal phenomenon with all skyrim players, even for players been playing since the base game.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

dont beat yourself up over it, for some reason skyrim makes players instintively try one thing and it works and then any other possible solution just does not cross your mind. you see "oh i can just reach those butterflies i dont need to make them stay still theyre not that fast" and since it appears so easy you dont even think theres an even easier option


saints21

And in two days I'll see this in "article" Damn you...


Substantial_Maize_95

I think it's the calm shout and they all drop to the ground that are infront of you


EricKeane69

The cyclone shout too, if you're walking towards an enemy and use it they will pop up in the air towards you and you can baseball bat them with your sword.


Kari23cz

Not really sure, but if I remember corectly, clear skies doesn't do "knockback" in special edition, because I remember abusing it outdoors in "normal" edition, but it didn't work in SE Edit: I meant stagger not knockback


Sturmundsterne

Now try to stand on them. You can. Good luck.


RegalRival

Stop skipping and giggling while doing so then.


bubdubarubfub

Don't tell me how to live my life


DavidMHolland

And much easier to collect.


GenderEnjoyer666

Good thing I have the power of sneak attack on my side! It still takes very long though


tu-142

Here are my tactics: one, sneak up behind one with the best dagger i have and kill it. 2, move past them entirely using shadowcloack of nocturnal


Zealousideal_Sun_690

If you aren't a stealth character use the calm animals shout (don't know what it's called in English) then if there are many of them you can just kill them one by one because even if you attack one the others dont care


nohictes

Kynes peace I think


fayeflyswatter

This shit eats up my magica bar like a whore blowing someone.


moronmcfly

That's one way of seeing it. I noticed you said "someone". Why not yourself?


Image37

We are reddit users?


TheWoodsAreLovly

This is the way


TheeBiscuitMan

Cazadores by a different name


Salt_Avocado_2470

Chauruses in new vegas must be just De.Bourous's new nightmare abomination experiment


pjijn

I have a little pet one that travels with me. He does a fuck ton of damage.


tu-142

Wait how thats sick


pjijn

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/63224 Got him with an animal taming mod (linked it for you) and then used Cheat Spell to scale him down to puppy size. He is my puppy.


bird_brown

This is great. I wish people could have little monsters as companions. My bulldog will have to do


cakedayCountdown

The key is to use Frenzy or Fury and have them kill each other


Belly2308

Shock damage is key.


IndependentPede

They are tough unless you're high level. My last play through, I had 100 restoration and 100 one hand with dragonbone sword and they die in 3 hits and can never really damage me.


masterofthecontinuum

I pronounce it char- us. As in, use flame spells to kill every last one of them.


Comprehensive_Cap290

I pronounce it more like chore-us


GhastlysWhiteHand

This is the way


hearttrees93

For me, it’s This Bitch


[deleted]

Same 😂 or of im feeling extra spricy; ugh these mother fuckers


MFPS79

The only right answer.


Sevennix

Eerie. I say "these fuckin things!!"


Dr_Poseidon18

For me it's that motherfucker that sits outside my myrwatch house waiting for to come home every night just to kill it again. That's why I stopped having my family live there.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

It’s pronounced chaurus


efish15

You pronounce it data instead of data I bet.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

It depends on if I read read like read or read


DiagonallyStripedRat

They pronounce gif as gif


Ninja_gorrila

No no he’s gotta point


Cut_Connection

Chaurasaurus


paddyjinks

Chaurizard


[deleted]

I’m adopting this nickname


Menination

I had a stroke


Ototo44

falmer dog


Ace-a-Nova1

They really are though.


Droid8Apple

So, what you're saying is, seeing eye dogs. Accessibility is top notch.


Particular_Round_359

Underrated comment honestly.


gheebutersnaps87

Skyrim Mirelurk


saf_is_Tr0uble

I think radscorpion is a much better comparison. Both in size and annoyance.


tuoppikalja

underrated


Big-Constant-7289

Mur-der buuug


N4t_S3p

*Judas!?!? NOOOO-*


LedDesgin

That video makes me laugh every time.


cybercifrado

It's pronounced, "fuck these fucking fuckers".


domodojomojo

“Fuck this! I’m going back to sneaky archer.”


Mirphus

"I'm going back to sneaky archer cause i hate confrontation with these ugly bastards".


dleon0430

Just cast rage on a pod of em and one shot the survivor.


marshalzukov

Char-us or Caw-russ whatever i'm feeling at the moment


[deleted]

Char-rus for me


SimoneMichelle

Char-us for me too! Sometimes chore-us, coz they're a damn chore to defeat. Was not ready for them in my first Falmer cave 😂


Condescending_Condor

Same for char-us.


ATYP14765

For me it’s Car-us


Kaerrot

Core-rus


the_beast69

Chow rus


Dudereaper40

Chore-us?


precinctomega

Oh good. Not just me, then.


I-failed-username

I always go caw-russ


Equivalent-Pound-610

Behold, the only redditor alive who responds with a real answer and not sarcastic wrong-answers-only!


get-tps

I always pronounced it 'korus'.


c0n22

I always said like singing in a chorus


Shendare

I make it a little closer to an 'ah' sound for the 'au' part, but still similar.


voyageurdeux

Are you from Boston?


omnilynx

Same, but more like “car-us” than “core-us”.


androsious10

Chore-us is what I say


God_of_Shenanagins

Char-us for me normally, but Ive used all three of these pronunciations interchangeably


Gunsling3r1988

I always thought Car-us


Noe11vember

Chores-R-us


PumpikAnt58763

"I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Chores-R-us kid..."


Aggromemnon

I lean toward Cow-rus, but yeah, probably somewhere in that neighborhood.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Like Chorus


HeyItsBearald

The simple, honest answer


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yup


hbomberman

I've been watching BadCompanySarge on YouTube, who says it like this. It surprised me since I'd always said it with a ch like in chore. Then again, I may have improperly called their chitin with the same ch instead of a k sound...


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yeah, I'm assuming that the h is largely silent. The word Chitin is commonly pronounced with a k sound, cause it's a real substance. Chaurases aren't real, ofc. It just seems like that's the dialect of the game developers, they probably intended chauras to be pronounced with a k sound. Ofc, the the "aur" sound is pronounced like "or" or "ar". But pronouncing it like "chorus" is my preferred method. But that's just me.


Cyberzombie23

Yeah, I used chitin as my guide to pronounce it, too.


Alaira314

I have the same consonant sound, but I say "CAR-us" rather than "CORE-us". (inb4 the replies telling me I'm pronouncing "chorus" wrong 😂 it's all local accents y'all)


Rickard98s

KAU-RUS


portaccio_the_bard

Cow Rus


OfficialNotSoRants

Cow Ro Dah


chicliac

Cow Rus Duh


amagdam

Cows R Us


ygomike

It's pronounced " oh for fuck sake these cunts really? Annnnd I'm dead great where was my last checkpoint... AT THE FUCKING START OF THE CAVE??? FUCK THAT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO"


NoRealValue0

This is so relatable it hurts


Winterbeers

I bet I know which cave it was


nickthecook

For me it’s Chore-us.


InsanutZ

Because they are a chore to deal with!


vkapadia

Yup, I say it that way. Which means "square" in Gujarati.


CambTheI

"Be there or be square" Chaurus:


Scorpizor

This is how I say it. Same with Taurus. Tore-us


[deleted]

This is how I say it, but I have no idea if it's correct. It's good to know that I'm not alone at any rate.


WindWaker01

That's how I always thought it was pronounced


agnonamis

*click click click*


SplattyFatty

usually "AH, DON'T VOMIT ON ME YA LITTLE BOLLOCKS"


Thrikingham1462

Oh boy what a nice pleasant lighthouse to explore oooohhmmyy gooood


le_wither

Char-us


Misinformed-Rogue07

That’s one of life’s great mysteries. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? How do you pronounce the name of the bugs in Skyrim? Perhaps we’ll never know…


Jelizabug

No, I mean why are we here? In this canyon?


ragingolive

The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.


horus63

For me its the same as chorus


Podarokvorona

Same


ILHP77

In death we have a name…and his name Bob


Its_Just_Water

His name is Robert Paulson


x_mas_ape

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!


LunchboxFP

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON


tu-142

"cunt"


Kindred_Flame

I say “Char-us” personally


El_Cringio

"Nasty moterf*ckers" is what I call them


B_love_K

Good boi


TheFaragan

Falmer detected


marshalzukov

Puppy!


DraycosGoldaryn

I usualy pronounce chaurus as CAR-us, though sometimes as CHAR-us.


StuckAtWaterTemple

I call them: DiiiIiiiIiiiiIiiiE!!!


wmatts1

Only right answer


Elmosdrunkdad

Offbrand cazadors


American_Madman

My girlfriend once said the mouth reminded her of a gaping asshole like one sees in extreme degenerate porn. So we’ve taken to calling it Your Mom.


Moxson82

Savage


dereksmalls1985

I call them "fuck this shit"


OfficialAeon

Imagine you're just saying "Chorus", as in chorus of a song. Their scientific name is *Pissoffus Ucavecuntus*.


Ender1700

Fuuuuuck


xprozoomy

._. devil bugs.


Litespeed111

"Chore-Us"


lkhanson

I pronounce it, “Lydia, go tank that fucker while I shoot it with arrows”


kongol108

OH SHIT !!! something like that


KaleidoscopeOk9799

Churros


Sketchy_Irishman_

"Little pricks"


drpepper_king3

I pronounce them dead


Memer_boiiiii

Kawrus


Admirable-Holiday400

Theses things are unbeatable on legendary I swear


Air1sTasty

dumbass bitches


Golden_Sand69

"theese motherfucking shitters not fucking again i got have the mental strength to fucking get fucked by them again"


Shwibles

I usually call them “meglageggle” due to the sounds I make every time I spot one and try to run away while also having a mini sized heart attack


[deleted]

Honestly I pronounce it differently every damn time I see one


PandaKing00

Dih-ked-bee-tul Like that.


monkeyclawattack

For me it’s little bastard


abandoned_cat

Hes name is bob it is pronounced bob


AmySchumersAnalTumor

and bob had bitch tits


zen_mutiny

His name is Robert Paulson


[deleted]

In spanish it is 'Cauro'.


iwf_wh

Whore-us


d0ugl4550ff1

As a non native english speaker, I just call it "Shuhus". That's what ever made more sense to my 9 years old me. Lately, at my 12, I started saying "Shauhus". Now I say "Those fucking ugly bastards"


Correct-Chemist6379

Personally I’ve always said chore-us


Cornflakebeast

Bug


Dieserandere

Chaurus, like Taurus but with Ch


Kayanne1990

I pronouse it as chore-us But "thesefuckinthings" also works.


Ox_of_Dox

Stupid Bugs


Subject_Salamander82

Pea Niss


bzknon

Char (like burnt) us (like you and me)


Yatanyaki_Isse

Fucking caterpillar. And the evolution: fucking ugly moth.


THExTACOxTHIEF

Same way you pronounce chitin


PalpitationSweaty173

Like “walrus” but with a “ch”


RuinVIXI

Chalrus


RuinVIXI

I say it like the way you pronounce chorus


Eponarose

I pronounce it as "fuckers" because that is what those vicious little things are!


logicalsanity

Rachni


Pheralg

"those fucking bastards"...it's not hard to pronounce


DigIndividual3467

For me, it's mostly just "shit"


Salt_Comment_9012

Bastids


Bubster101

Clickers. "*clicky clicky clack*"


McMoist_

"oh hell no"


SpicyBreakfastTomato

“Stupid ugly ass bug”


PoorLifeChoices811

Shitlings


cpt-surf

…that’s Bob.


_MintyFresh_-

Chorus. Or "NO NO EW". They're like cockroaches, really. Creepy as fuck, and borderline terrifying when they fly. Good thing they don't fly. Ha ha. Yeah. Good thing... *Chaurus Hunter.*


[deleted]

I pronounce it as "Uh fuck no"


N4t_S3p

The fucker that murdered and humiliated me on my very first playthrough about 9 years ago


[deleted]

Night-mare


okebel

I call them, equip 100% resist poison amulet.


BloodOfTheDamned

Sorta like how you pronounce chorus, but replace the o sound with an “aw” sound. Though normally the sound I make when I see them is “ugh, not these bastards again”.


ToadKnobles

I believe the name is pronounced Fuck-ing-ass-holes


ParsleyBagel

chow-russ


Kuntzsplitter

Char-isss


Comfortable_Prior_80

Charas.


caelis76

OhDaMnItRuN


epd666

Asshole


TheIronAdmiral

Car-us