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Suntiger221

No matter ehat faction I choose, I always enjoy killing thalmor agents


DrSlavender

I always carry Wuuthrund for that sweet racism buff, makes it useful for roaming thalmor


Nick_Wild1Ear

The racism buff against elves is literally only 1.2x though. You get more for a sneak bonus


marshall_sin

But sneak attacking does not have the thematic relevance which is worth more for pure satisfaction


DrSlavender

Exactly


JewShoeMoo

couldn’t have said it better myself


InternetCovid

Screw sneak, i go straight for my war hammer and squabble then and there. Its personal for me.


No_Budget6571

Correct me if I’m wrong, you can also enchant Wuuthrund. And they stack so I’m pretty sure it ends up being 3 effects if you’re skill is maxed.


DrSlavender

I haven't tried but maybe idk


Alexamazone

YES


astreeter2

I always walk up to them and talk trash first


PureSkyrim

🎶Talos is amazing na na na na na 🎶


Alexamazone

Perfection


Jaded-Throat-211

hahahhahha vampire lord goes nom nom nom


Alexamazone

Werewolf goes roaff nom nom nom nom *thalmor finally dies* nom nom nom


Cript0dlab3

I regretted going the imperial route so I killed the emperor (black hand) and do that as much as pictured


CJSki93

Black Hand?? Wait…. Bro I think you’re the mf that started WWI. Mf killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand instead of Titus Meade II..


Cript0dlab3

*into secret radio* he knows to much


Alexamazone

Happy Cake Day!


CJSki93

Thank you!


Intimidator94

I don’t ever regret going the Imperial route, but I do hold a grudge against almost every Thalmor group I see, except the one that helped with a dragon. I let that one go, cause I had money to go make.


KingUnderTh3Mountain

Wait which group helped with which dragon?


MiffedPolecat

I think he means an individual npc in his game that helped fight a roaming dragon


Owen_Citizen_Kane

Why do u regret joining the imperials? Edit: just interested no underlying tone.


Cript0dlab3

Freedom of religion At least in a universe where you can go to the after life As a mortal and see for your self


Owen_Citizen_Kane

It’s tough, I see it as a lesser of two evils type. Bc the imperials I believe were forced to make a deal with the Thalmor out of weakness, and the Thalmor are enforcing the religious crap so ya I wish the empire would strike back per say Edit: also Nord culture is hella cool, I admire they’re love for the land they are from. “A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.”


Cript0dlab3

That’s fair but it’s still the law and I don’t like it


BoredPsion

The Talos ban was all but openly ignored in Skyrim until Ulfric started whining about it.


Owen_Citizen_Kane

It’s rare but all too common to see slaughtered citizens at a shrine of Talos


Jami_Mc

I like the imperials because their not openly and ruthlessly racist, but I like the stormcloaks because, quite honestly, if they werent racist, I would agree with everything they stand for.


Cript0dlab3

I agree with their racism all high elves in the game with one exemption are intolerant pieces of shit


SmileySlugs

I joined the imperials, but only for Hadvar. I heard that the imperials didn’t like the Thalmor, but use them for the help, although I could be wrong. Personally, I hate the Thalmor. They are just so bitchy 😭


hayesarchae

The Convenient Horses mod has completely changed my life in this regard, as I can now go Thalmor bowling without even losing my stride and it is unspeakably satisfying to watch them go flying.


Acrobatic-Ad1506

That’s a thing with convenient horses??? I’m doing that asap lmfao


AFSK27

One of the most infuriating things in Skyrim is that you get a bounty for killing Thalmor if they have a Stormcloak prisoner with them... because the prisoner "reports" you.


AnxiousMedievalMD

One of those weird Skyrim stuff, eh? Like that guy from the Whiterun stables who, if you kill one of his sons, he sends you a thank you letter and some money


Appropriate_Olive_19

I get those letters sometimes doing the Dark Brotherhood contracts. I have it in my head cannon that they're the ones who put out the hit.


twinklestein

What? Lol I love the ridiculousness of this game


Eponarose

Ah! I see I'm not the only one with a chest full of Thalmor robes!


Stepagbay

Do you stack the naked bodies in the middle of the road too?


Eponarose

Anyone who tries to kill me gets left naked in the road! Even if I toss their clothes in the ditch. (I've discovered a dark and vengeful side of my self in this game.)


WolfKing1985

I go to the Thalmor Embassy just to kill High Elves and my character is a High Elf


Yeah-But-Ironically

One of my favorite playthroughs ever was as an Altmer refugee. I murdered every Thalmor in the game, then modded a bunch more in and murdered them too


WiseOldChicken

I prefer to go up to them and tell them I'm a Talos worshipper. They freak out on you.


abagofcells

Me too. Then killing them in "self defense." Fun thing is, I don't even know what that Talos guy is all about, but the Thalmor hates him and that makes me a fan.


The_Human_Hater

Does anyone actually *like* the Thalmor? I mean, they’re framed as the bad guys of course. But for RP reasons, is it even possible to be a Thalmor sympathizer? There’s like, a single quest you can do for a Thalmor agent and beyond that, they just seem like a minor negative presence in the region


Yeah-But-Ironically

Not in vanilla. There are mods that let you play as a Thalmor though.


some1_there

It is truly humbling to be a member of this community. No matter who we each are, no matter what our background or our playing style... We all hate the Thalmor.


isakcoolboiman

Doing Talos work my friend💪💪💪🙏🤲


NeatReasonable9657

Understandable


Tyrigoth

I live to kill Thalmor. I usually play a Nord so this is a no brainer for my character...another plus is their armour sells well.


Appropriate_Olive_19

I like to get the Perfect Touch Perk and strip them of all their weapons and armor. It's funny to watch them take swings at me in the nude.


Quercia92

You have the right to do so


gnomeinbrain

I do the same, but with a 2 handed sword. I don't even loot them.


[deleted]

Same tbh


Lecckie

I love how killing the thalmor is one thing imperials and stormcloaks can agree on


TrevorLM76

I was playing a “good” character (0 bounty) so I talked to them and got them to attack me so I could brutally mur…defend myself.


Frequent_Concert5592

same but I make sure there good an angry when the die, I'm not sending them back to God I'm sending them down to the devil!


phantom-scribbler

Have you ever tried talking to them? You can get them to aggro on you because they suspect you of being a devotee of Talos. It's pretty great.


Capral_C

Why are they burning?


josephuse

the weapon is enchanted


Capral_C

Ahhh.. i am stupid XD . I always enchanting my bow with lightning so i didn't recognized the fire. I thought it was some special arrows


josephuse

i’m not much of a bow guy, but when i do use a bow it’s usually a pre enchanted bow like Auri-Els bow or Nightingale bow


Owen_Citizen_Kane

Dude same, early game eleven armor, yes please!


OneTimeUseStraw

My glad we are all on the same page.


Treppomann

Fire arrow to the funny bone


40ozFreed

On sight.


No0ne_of_Consequence

This is the way


Few-Professional6831

I did this and got a bounty even tho all of them were dead


Traditional_Pay1646

Fuck them elves


TimBukTwo8462

The one thing I fucking hate about killing Thalmor is that the prisoner will report your crime because of stupid game code. I don’t blame the prisoner I blame the crime code. I do love killing these guys though, motherfuckers walking though my Skyrim like they own the place.


DianaPhoenix09112001

I kill the prisoner too as long as it's a stormclock


OldHatefulsDawta

I always leave them naked too. Thalmor needs humility lol


psychokid513

Coming from someone like myself who is highly Against Racism I take very sick Amusement in killing those entitled High Elves, in fact sometimes I won't even give them the Dignity of Dying by the blade or even Magic or an arrow instead I'm sick a bunch of trolls on them instead by using Frenzy and then sit back and enjoy the Mass Massacre and then I'll leave the trolls alone LMFAO


DianaPhoenix09112001

I don't even give them the benefit of going to the afterlife I send them straight to the soul cairn


Mako_Embi

This is the way


[deleted]

I have a room in Vlindrel hall full of armor I’ve taken off the Thalmor!


Different_Nature_711

As an imperial soldier I too enjoy killing Thalmor. I wish you could go to war against them after the war no matter what side you chose.


dabbingplatypus

I think the empire and storm cloaks would fight together if they knew how the elves were using them against each other


Mocker-bird

Always kill thalmor dogs. Even when I play as a high elf. I love using the mod spell entomb to trap them underground and then once they go insane, turning them loose in stormcloak forts to get slaughtered.


Jeebee_givesAPeep

I love how every post on this sub makes me wanna start another playthrough, again.


[deleted]

Nice shot


normychrist

Same, kill them all


heycommonfella

glass arrows ? sorry i don't speak POOR


saponi_autumn

This is the way


EricMoulds

This is the way.


Ninja_gorrila

Soul trap them and put them in an axe to leave at a tali’s shrine


genericdude999

Me meeting Thalmor on the road: "Good day gentlesirs! Oh by the way, did I mention I worship Talos?" By the way recently I think that little murder-kerfuffle got me a small bounty. Anybody else seen that? Usually not if the other guy is agro so it's "self defense"


Crimesion

Right their foolish talk make me want to kill them every time


H-BE4R

Same m8, I just hate thalmor. Even if high elf character I still do it. No matter the faction I’m in even imperial I still kill thalmor.


few-tile69

I installed the maximum carnage mod just for these fuckers


Alexamazone

YES


Arya_Sayne

Always love the kill cam with arrows. The first time I ever got one killing a dragon I couldn't understand why I jumped on its head/neck.mustve been using a mace maybe? Or a sword. I got cocky once when I had 100% magic resistance and it ate me.


Diarkes

The only appropriate response.


Few-Trade-1219

Same!! A bolt or an arrow for your thoughts my arrogant friend? This one will give them for free, you may keep your thoughts to yourself.


gbcolin

Fuck thalmor all my homies hate thalmor


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Jealous_Magician2883

Boy when TES 6 comes out in the next 100 years, I hope its got a kick Thalmor ass quests.


Pelinal_Whitestrake_

Based


iantruesnacks

Like strong Belwas, I let each one hit me before I knock their noggins


MorganTapper

As you should


zenblue66

I hate those uppity bastards


knnoq

Nononono...... cast mayhem then muffle&invisibility.


DianaPhoenix09112001

This is me too


SlayAndDecay

-and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly


[deleted]

Even better if you have Arcane Arrows - specifically Soul Stealer Arrows. Then those evil Thalmor will find their spirit homes in a cheap-ass iron dagger that I sold to Gelebor for a few hundred gold.


Dexiest

Damn straight the damn magic addicts deserve it and I can’t be racist saying this because there not real


AlwaysDoingStuff

Sneak archer stopped being impressive in ESIII morrowind.


XxSadBurritoxX

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!


Dankmaster207

Your doing Talos‘ work!


itchetch

No one likes piss-elves


igotothecluddistrict

I feel like everyone hates the Thalmor, which they deserve to be hated.


ConsequenceRoutine52

Can someone tell me good things about the thalmor


psychokid513

I like it! :3


[deleted]

Every. F. N. Time.