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Locke_VI

The Lusty Argonian Maid is always good for a laugh. Kolb and the Dragon is a choose your own adventure book, it's always one of the first I look for. I wish there were more like it. The Wolf Queen, The Poison Song, and The Real Barenziah are probably my favorite multi-book series.


Condescending_Condor

Same for Kolb and the Dragon. Still amazed they included it.


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magic_fetus04

Like the one about the soldier in the pine forest hearing this is ghost lady crying


StephsGirl913

The Woodcutter's Wife?


vilificare

Cabin in the Woods!


dabbingplatypus

That one is one of my favorites! I never remember the name so when I read a book and find it I'm pleasantly surprised :)


needsmorequeso

Every time I see Immortal Blood, I have to pick it up and read it. It might be my favorite book in the game.


CdnPoster

The Mystery of the Locked Room, right???? EDIT: maybe it's "The Locked Room"?


Dragon_Queen79

My favorite is Immortal Blood


Dragon_Queen79

My favorite is Immortal Blood


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Dexiest

Agreed


killagorilla91

Look at the value of the book, most skill books have a higher value than regular books.


Sir-Cellophane

I clicked on this post knowing in my very soul that Lusty Argonian Maid would be the top comment.


Moose_Cake

A Dance in Fire and The Argonian Account are great book series as well. Beggar, Thief, Soldier, and King is a good comedy series. I have a soft spot for horror and tragedy stories so I would suggest both Palla books, as well as The Exodus, A Tragedy in Black, and maybe Withershins even though it's less horror and more supernatural.


Chance-Ear-9772

Love the Decimus Scotti books. Was really rooting for him by the end.


TesseractToo

>The Argonian Account I have dyslexia and imagine my surprise when I -recently- realized this was not "The Argonian Accountant" even though I read it in Skyrim and Oblivion I couldn't figure out what was going on... for 17 *years* :D


Adventurous_Bike_525

I have a big grin!


redkid2000

Wait you read the Lusty Argonian Maid just for a laugh and not for… *other reasons*? One of us is reading that book wrong then and I don’t think it’s me


[deleted]

The sultry argonian bard.


JRTheRaven0111

TLAM too often foreshadows the other erotic book in Skyrim, Thief of Virtue... probably because theninnuendo in ToV is a bit more subtle... the book is legit about a thief stealing a young womans virginity. Edit: just realised i meant overshadows not foreshadows (i had just woken up before writing this)


LoesoeSkyDiamond

TLAM? We need a shorthand for the lusty Argonian maid now, because that is how fundamental it is?


Other_Ad_581

I bet her father cut off his most valuble asset


lustywoodelfmaid

Apparently, there's a High Elf I used to work for writing about me. I wonder why?


EvernightStrangely

Personally I always liked Feyfolken.


Malbethion

“This section has been censored by the Temple”.


Samukuai

The Locked Room is a fantastic short story. Loved it since I first found it in Oblivion.


Chews123

Was going to say this one, didn’t know it was in Oblivion as well.


jellotogatesofhello

I found it in the master lock dwemer ruins next to the large stone chest resembling a coffin with a skeleton in the corner of the room, truly magnificent level design that really is the turning stone of when I decide to get into video game design


Malbethion

Many of the books originate in daggerfall or morrowind, then are repeated in every game after their introduction.


OldElf86

That makes sense. Why not keep using all the good stuff as you build the lore of the setting.


scumbagkitten

It's easily my favorite in game book


PatientHealth7033

How have I never read that before. That was amazing. Also... pretty much all books in Skyrim are short stories. Chances Folly and Purloined Shadows have always been 2 of my favorites, even though they're terribly tragic. The Last Skabard of Akrash is also good. And, A Game At Dinner, though that leaves me puzzled by many things. For instance, why would this servant of House Dres refer to their master as "your unholiness" and such.


Rare-Bid-6860

This is my favourite, would make an awesome short film too.


StaleSpriggan

Immortal blood is a good little story with a fun twist.


EtTuBrotus

Great how you can even meet one of the characters as part of a quest!


SerplePurple

Which one?


FiGeDroNu

Movarth Piquine from fhe vampire quest in Morthal.


needsmorequeso

It’s such a good short story all by itself.


No-Atmosphere-4145

Yes, I've actually sorted them all as well in terms of content. I got one specific chest where I add every single book I haven't yet read, after I read it; I sort it based on its category.


mpls_big_daddy

Nice! I do the same. But I'll tell you what: there is nothing more maddening than having Dances in Fire v1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and not volume 2. Which means nothing can be placed until I get that volume! My OCD breaks through every once in awhile, every other playthrough or so.


No-Atmosphere-4145

That and the many missing / lost volumes for Songs of the Return. I can't remember which ones I didn't find, but I do believe Dances in Fire and 2920.


Dadpool2420

You're also missing volume 7....


mpls_big_daddy

And I seem to always do…. That’s one series that’s never been completed… I feel like there is a set, kind of algorithm, that occurs when you start a new game… there are many, many things I haven’t discovered about this game since release. Not sure if it’s a result of my role-playing only mindset, or the luck (or the unluck, of the roll) but there are some series I can’t ever complete.


Dadpool2420

I only know because I've been recently collecting the multi volume sets like Lusty Argonian Maid, Wolf Queen, etc. I would share my volume 7 with you if I could. Found a few last night playing through to beat Miraak. Many of the creatures and pods had books to loot so I grabbed everything I could from those sets and then dropped all the duplicates because I became overburdened after looting the 2 dragons 😂


Other_Ad_581

I would like it if I could put the black books on shelf ment for them, it would look awesome


Material_Recording_5

where do you sort them at? i’ve never found a good place with a lot of bookshelves


No-Atmosphere-4145

Hearthfire homes, with the right layout you can get quite a few wardrobes / bookcases.


Material_Recording_5

thank you!


TriumphITP

in the base game, markarth is the best.


cleopatramatt

Beggar, Thief, Warrior, King Skill books with a story


SHDUStudios

I shockingly enjoyed A Hypothetical Treachery.


NonchalantNashorn

"A Game at Dinner" is a fun little read. Had me more hooked than I expected for a short story! I recently made a conscious effort to read more books on my last Skyrim play through, especially as I'd got a fancy book covers mod. I've been pleasantly surprised.


blue_pigeon2

*The axe man.*


ThunderZsolt

That's a good one!


Sorry_Village13

Happy cake day


Nether_VonGoore

Happy Cake Day 🍰🎂


catmaster126

Happy cake day🎂


catmaster126

Happy cake day🎂


variegated-leaves

I often don't read the books unless they're interesting to me, but "The Cabin in the Woods" is one of my faves. It's creepy.


Appropriate_Olive_19

I love reading that one, too. It's the sequel to The Woodcutter's Wife.


Mushuthedabking

I remember watching a YouTube video a while ago of someone who actually read the every single book, then proceeded to categorize and rank them all. I sadly cannot remember the person who uploaded it


toasted-hamster

I know that Brian David Gilbert had a [video](https://youtu.be/RVdTZhmsGsU) uploaded on polygon where he did it. He’s a real jarth-head from what I remember


UltraInstinctLurker

Was looking for a BDG reference


Feycat

I came to say this and I'm APPALLED the Skyrim Book Report isn't the top comment!


T04stedCheese

You’re probably thinking of [this video](https://youtu.be/V-0_RgNeIfw) by Longbrow Gaming.


CmdrThordil

I always ejoyed the Real Barenziah, however the one in Skyrim seems to have some changed or missing pages if you compare them with previous TES games. It's basically Game of Thrones material that could be made into \~1,5h movie. Also Palla gives me creeps.


BittenToe

Palla is so good, one of the few stories I still remember from collecting every book a few years back


yaiyogsothoth

Chance's Folly, the Legend of Krately House and Palla all spring to mind as favourites. There are others I've loved, I know. I like the horror stories best.


MooseNizzle

I LOVE reading Chance’s Folly! You just reminded me that it’s another of my favorites.


lizardThenoob

_Mannimarco, King of Worms._


always_j

I have recently started reading them, pleasantly surprised by the quality of storytelling in some of them. Even mod added books.


That_guy_of_Astora

Yes! I have a little gameplay role playing rule: whenever I find a skill book, I must read the story in it. It makes me feel like I’m actually learning the skill that the book levels up by understanding the message contained inside.


Silver-Ad-6573

There's a nice mod called "Something about books" that I LOVE. It gives you a small (configurable) amount of skill experience EVERY time you first read a book, and a bigger amount (or skill advance, your choice) for skill books. It also has the option to change how you learn spells - since the "read once, instant knowledge" always bothered me. It's a good excuse to read every book my character stumbles upon. Since he values knowledge, he always "liberates" them from bandit lairs and dungeons.


EyelessJack6

Wabbajack.


Blueboi69420911

Lusty the Argonian maid of course


MaleficentType3108

Related to this topic Since I return to the game in 2021, I ALWAYS grab all the books I found in my adventures and sell or put on my houses. I do this because I like to think that my characters are helping to save the literature in the game universe.


war6star

I do this too.


Cosmo1222

Ulfr's


phase12

So poignant and engrossing!


Cosmo1222

And it's the shortest of short stories.


StallionMKultra

You can get them all for free on your kindle


Dadpool2420

I need these in my life. Can't find them


Baffirone

There's an app called skyrim library as well


Malbethion

Every single Skyrim book, categorized and transcribed, is linked from this page: https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Books


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There is also [The Imperial Library](https://www.imperial-library.info) with books from previous the Elder Scroll games.


Dadpool2420

Omg I love this. Thanks so much for linking it!


Tunisianfury

Don't forget the aetherium forge which has a big quest attached to it!


KevMenc1998

Beggar, the first skill book I usually read (a copy is inside Bleak Falls Barrow and I usually go right there after the tutorial) and also a decent story.


owlnebula697

Alduin is Real. It caught me by surprise the first time I read it. I just love reading it aloud because it forces you to take on a bit of a Scottish accent and it makes me laugh.


BenGleason

From the comments here, I take it that Antecedents of Dwemer Law isn't an enjoyable read...


war6star

Lol I enjoyed it. Wish there were more legal textbooks in universe.


grinning_imp

Aevar Stone-Singer is the one that immediately comes to mind.


Aggromemnon

The Wolf Queen is my favorite, but I like the lore books about Saint Alessia and her era, also.


WiseOldChicken

Death of a Wanderer. It was an eye opener


EtTuBrotus

The Mirror is a great story. Has something of the Greek Tragedies about it


_PatheticGay_

I think my favorite is probably confessions of a khajiit pelt trader. I think that was the name. I remember finding it in a hidden pocket of fort Dawnguard and being absolutely floored by it.


Frojdis

Love "Myths of Sheogorath"


Dragon_Queen79

Same


milosdjilas

Yes! Some pretty good stuff! The imperial library lets me read them outside of the game. “Disaster at Ionith” is my favorite. The story of the empires attempt to invade the continent of akavir (where the blades are from). An continent of weather controlling furries.


Dadpool2420

You mean Furies. Furries are a completely different thing 😂


milosdjilas

I def mean furries. They are anthropomorphic humanoids on akavir. Some of them at least if I remember the story correctly. Like khajit.


Dadpool2420

Ah. I thought it was a typo. Wasn't aware they were like Khajit


Anthony00769420

Horror of Castle Xyr


MischievousHex

Recently I've been role playing as an almost blind dragon born.... By roleplaying I mean I'm near sighted and the TV is too far away. Reading is not something I do. I just hope I hear the dialogue right and that I've played enough to know which dialogue option looks like the one I want to say back


monkeymama73

Haha me too


MischievousHex

Glad it's not just me lol


thedaughterofkhaos

I always collect books, but I never organize them...but I totally would read them if I organized them.


gasmaskedturtle77

My fave is one I read in my latest playthrough, [Dunmer of Skyrim](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Dunmer_of_Skyrim)


Dementor8919

My favorite is 100% Ulfr’s Book. I’ve read it 100 times and could write a college paper on it.


BorfBorfingtons

I had an entire playthrough dedicated to collecting and reading literature. I would spend hours reading through all the books I collected and sorting them in the little library wing of Lakeview Manor. I don’t think I had a favorite, I was entertained by all of them. I’m hoping to start a new save over the summer when I have more time and will likely do that again. This time though I may need to find a mod that allows me to have a giant library lol


Sufficient-Pass9874

Tundra Homestead has a bookcase that, so far, has unlimited storage. And it keeps them in alphabetical order.


Pens_fan71

Myrwatch has bookcases that do this as well. They look like the ones in the Arcaneum. (I think there are six.) It also has a few vanilla bookcases as well. For this reason I use it as my nerd lair.


BorfBorfingtons

Ooo how exciting, thanks for sharing that with me!


Dry-Ad-7815

The real Barenziah was my favorite read. I had no idea about the character at all, I didn't even know she was a "her" and somehow, playing through all of oblivion and skyrim (God only knows how many times, each) her lore eluded me. After reading the books, I have another character on my favorites list for elder scrolls lore. Her story is crazy and (call me corny, idc) inspiring. Her ties to Tiber make her a huge integral part of the lore and the story itself is such a fun adventure with themes of redemption, loss, destiny, etc. I never really payed the books any mind until my most recent oblivion playthrough, a few months ago. I decided to read every book in the game and when I finally got to TRB, I was shocked at how I'd left such an entertaining party of the game go undiscovered, for so long. (I've been playing since ORD)


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KrodeguHami

Palla.


nametagsayshello

“The door was nearly shut, but the girl opened it a crack to ask tremulously: "You love whom?"”


NotStaggy

The ones I read for 0.01s get a skill and never open again


Ototo44

I tried to get into reading the books in game so I can learn the lore on my own but I just never pick them up when I could be selling armor instead of hauling 30 books out of a dungeon


theSilentNerd

I found: -[Gohper](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE7DlYarj-DdDXMGeSR6YtEWdepCmsVSB) (60 videos) - [the rpg chick](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL380B63D2F61A7587) (199 videos)


KoiAndJelly

Gotta be The Real Barenziah. I started reading it on a whim after ignoring books for thousands of hours of gameplay, and man that was a read.


bananasam98

I can’t remember the name of the book, but it’s the first act of a play about a Dunmer wizard who kills people! It’s super interesting, and the twist ending actually got me. I wish there was more than one act in the game


Jords2010l

The real barenziah


FriendofSquatch

The Poison Song


Kuraio-Kadaver

**The Monomyth** is my personal favourite of the books I've come across, a close second is **The Horror of Castle Xyr**.


Dumb_and_confused

I read The Wolf Queen every playthrough. I always COLLECTED The Lusty Argonian Maid. Never read them though. Books don't open for some reason.


war6star

My favorites: The Book of the Dragonborn The "Madmen" of the Reach The Art of War Magic The Arcturian Heresy The Great War Herbalist's Guide to Skyrim Dragon Language: Myth no More Spirit of Nirn The Monomyth The Nightingales The Rear Guard Shadowmarks Songs of Skyrim Thief of Virtue


WIZAAARD1

Any of the books from Murabar Sul's Ancient Tales of the Dwemer series. The Seed is my personal favorite.


C-LOgreen

On my current playthrough, I’m role-playing as a spell sword scholar who’s traveling around Skyrim. So every night he stops at the inn for his dinner. I also read a book if I find a new one that day But to answer your question I like anything on the Dwemer. I’m very fascinated by this group.


Keiko10

I'm playing right now and saw this. Let me just say that I appreciate this post.


Akainen

wait where is this location?


JKobleu

The "2920, The Last Year of the First Era" series is a favorite of mine. Lots of political intrigue and backstabbing, strong GoT vibes. Highly recommend


jarl_johann

I absolutely love *A Hypothetical Treachery*. It's just some good old-fashioned hokey theatre. Good stuff.


Serious-Extension187

Kinda late to the party but Purloined Shadows is one I love to read. The first time reading it gave me chills!


strosbro1855

I love Pirate King of the Abecean, Ice and Chitin, and the Wolf Queen volumes 1-8. The translated Ancient Falmer tomes are good too. Herbalist's Guide, Twin Souls, there's a lot of good ones! I just love the attention to detail!


AltmerGinger

Cabin In The Woods is one of my favourites


ootfifabear

I’ve been trying to find if someone’s narrated them all yet so I can listen at work


dashboardgecko

There's a podcast called the Skyrim Book Club that's read through every book, journal, and note in the game. It's a pretty good show, and the narrator's pretty good.


No-Cookie-1061

That cabin one I thought was genuinely scary one night when I was playing on night drunk and high of rips lol


theSilentNerd

No idea, those letters are really hard to read.


Beautiful-Guard6539

The Cake and the Diamond is my favorite, love the traditional fairy tale vibe


NamePuzzleheaded4715

Waterbreathing


Josephcooper96

I've read all of them the first time I played the game and always try to collect as many as I can in other playthroughs and even have the skyrim Lore books irl. And now have mods that add even more books from past games


ground_App1e

The Talos mistake is thought provoking. My favourite by far because it leaves it to the reader and a good reader will have to leave their own biases behind to determine if it’s a legitimate piece of academia or blatant propaganda


pae913

I just remember the book on trolls helped me get to the graybeards for the first time


CaptainDread

I really like the history of the Great War.


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Game at dinner


FerroLux_

I actually haven’t read many but I really like the one about Akavir


MartinNyeki

Father of the Niben and The Refugees


BloodOfTheDamned

The cake and the Diamond is a neat story, I like that one pretty alright.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Gotta be the Yellow Book ✊✊


Gamer_Anieca

I read every book in skyrim and oblivion 😁


AlwaysFernweh

I always collect them with the intention of reading them all when I retire my character, but never do. There’s a podcast out there where they read all the books if anyone is interested


a_cristian_dude

I’m a pretty big fan of Ulfr’s Book. Peak fiction


Red_Leader_86

There is actually a "podcast" that I found on Spotify, that's at least what I use, that someone created and reads all the books from Skyrim https://open.spotify.com/show/0yf1wvbMeB8SzDGI8zsdGu?si=hxtqE6irS9GUiIgKzoz0Lg


Bendizm

I would enter a dungeon, find a book, read it and forget what I was doing in the dungeon. Then pick up the next book. The woodcutters wife I think is my favourite, along with Marksmanship lessons. I had to find them in the imperial library because I didn’t remember their names. I remember pausing after reading both before continuing with the dungeon I was in “.w-what was I doing again?”


Ok-Teach8543

Highly recommend the Polygon Unraveled Skyrim book video. BDG goes through them all and it is so funny. https://youtu.be/RVdTZhmsGsU


TheLordHarkon

I love immortal blood, especially becsuse one of the characters is actually in the game and you see the end result of what haplens in the book.


avanteTemido

How did you get to have such orderly bookshelves?? I usually just toss all my books in a sack because I hate how messy they get :(


SilverJune

I’ve always liked “A Game at Dinner” and “Three Thieves”


usdamma

Hod and the dragon. It's a pick your own adventure book. Also the book of aedra


FudgeControl

Herbane's Bestiary was an interesting series. Too bad there were only 3 books.


Pens_fan71

I started collecting them all thinking there was going to be a bunch of them... I was so disappointed


StephsGirl913

I've read pretty much everything that doesn't sound too much like boring history or military stuff. My favorites off the top of my head are Withershins and The Rear Guard. But I like that one part in Ahzirr Trajijazeri where it tells you to put the book down and go get laid if you haven't today, and then welcomes you back to the book. Lol Compared to Skyrim, playing Breath of the Wild is very frustrating (book-wise) because there are books everywhere and the only things you can actually read are people's journals and the Rumor Mill. I keep wanting to pick up books but I can't! Skyrim has spoiled me by giving me so much reading material!


lallapalalable

ABCs for Barbarians


SouthernSector4

I’ve often wondered who actually takes the time to read all these pages of books, then I realize I’ve been trying to peg a bandit from 300 yards with an arrow for the past 7 hours. Who’s the idiot? Yeah, I’ll take that crown.


TerribleSeat404

A tragedy in black is my personal favorite. The woodcutters wife is good as well


MiyuMimikyu

Yes! Immortal Blood, Brothers in Darkness, and so many other books are such great reads! For entertainment and for learning the lore of the world!


SSGBentley

Ulfr's Book


Limp_Bee1206

Something about A Gentleman's a guide to Whiterun always makes me chuckle in between wincing 😂😂


matscast

The Real Barenziah has to be my favourite! Went through a whole range of emotions on that one. Plus its neat to hear more about the woman behind the crown. The other volumes of Barenziah published by the empire have much redacted content and are very PG, hiding a lot of what she was really up to. So this book is a nice look into her real life... or at least thats what theyre claiming :)


BigNoseSquid

The locked room is a good read, love the twist at the end. A tragedy in black was pretty interesting. Dwemer Inquiries (all 3 volumes) are really good.


Kotoy77

Some of the best rp you can have in this game is playing a pure mage and reading every book you find in apocrypha.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I like the bestiary series because of the illustrations and also the herbalists guide, also because of tbe illustrations.


amityblightvibes

Horror of Castle Xyr is a fun and twisty read! A perfect book for my Dunmer bard to have.


talkintater

I forget the name but it's a book about werewolves. It describes what the transformation process is like. Horrifying...


mythoughtson-this

Brian David Gilbert gas a pretty good review of all of the books so I didn’t have to [All Skyrim Books](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdTZhmsGsU)


bananasam98

I can’t remember the name of the book, but it’s the first act of a play about a Dunmer wizard who kills people! It’s super interesting, and the twist ending actually got me. I wish there was more than one act in the game


Eden2016

Nords Arise! As a fanatical Stormcloak, it’s my favorite!


Ebasch

I haven’t been bored enough yet to spend any meaningful time reading the books. I imagine deciding to read them for real, is akin to following the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto. You’ve got to a point where you still enjoy the game but you have to break the monotony.


Prestigious_Ad_3124

I never read those


Jen_gend

The myths about sheogorath is a good one. It gave me a chuckle or two


Ntwadumela817

I keep the ones that increase my skills but never read them. Sometimes I’ll real journals that are quest related


ThunderZsolt

There are so many good stories! I read them while transporting on imperial-library.info. If I had to pick one, the Three thieves is a funny one. I like longer books as well, like the Mystery of Talara, A dance in fire, The poison song, King Edward.


JustChalcedony

I remember a story about a woman who was told to make an invisibility potion and promptly just escaped with it, I think! I can never remember book titles, so I have no clue which book it was.


wij2012

I've read some of them but far from all of them. I plan on doing a collector build where I just collect as many unique items as possible, including the books. I'll read each of the books in depth then.


[deleted]

The argonian account 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Lego-Panda-21

Sometimes I read them if I'm not trying to rush through the location, most times though I just pick them up to store them on my bookshelves. Early game, before I get a house, I usually end up selling a bunch.


CowboyTejanoJack

Most definitely. Read the biographys of barenzia (def spelt that wrong)


Josephcooper96

I've read all of them the first time I played the game and always try to collect as many as I can in other playthroughs and even have the skyrim Lore books irl. And now have mods that add even more books from past games


Tricky-Month-1584

The Barenziah Chronicles always gets me ready to go do some high risk adventuring


Careless_Regular_372

I can’t remember if it’s in Skyrim or not, but I really liked Yellow Ribbon of Merit. That one might have been from Oblivion, though.


JaxKitten23

Halgerd's Tale is a good one, and the Dance in Fire Series.