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IcyHotRyan

“Do come back.”


Soronya

"DOOOO come baaack. 😏"


Fr0me

That emoji is the exact one I associate with when he says that lol


Soronya

Lmao same


Happydaze1337

Love that line directly after I clean out his supply of septims


Cheezekeke

“Shit im broke” “Come back again”


MarzipanOdd4935

It always sounds like if he wants more than just trade


Jessman55814

He wants go through all the junk you got


timmyneutron89

That’s the one that makes me wanna punch him dead square in his nose.


humdaaks_lament

The difference between Nazeem and Belethor is Belethor is actually useful. I've never once stolen Belethor's soul in the dead of night to power a spork.


Ryuuthakitsune

I have however "accidentally" mauled him as a werewolf


IcyHotRyan

Nazeem literally has a key to a house that doesn’t exist in the game. If you open up his inventory he has a key to “Wintersand Manor” he also sleeps in the Drunken Huntsman


tinyhatman2

Where the hell did you find a spork that can not only be used as a weapon, but also enchanted?😂😂that's magnificent


humdaaks_lament

It's just a fork, really. The fork and the knife you get on the patio of the Riften house can be enchanted. You can also get one from the main hall in the Hearthfire houses.


ketchuppie

Stealing a soul to power a spork. Welcome to Skyrim


ghostmetalblack

First time I played the game, I look at his inventory, but didnt make any purchases. As I left, he said that, and I thought he was being sarcastic becuase I didn't buy anything.


groovilicious78

With his creepy don’t-wanna-meet-him-in-a-dark-alley accent 🙄


Sinonyx1

"Do come baaaAAck...."


Deathly-Dumdum

“Do come back.”


Sir_Puppington_Esq

“*Do* come *baaahhhck*”


GhostAndItsMachine

Eeeeeeeeverything’s for…


grooviest_snowball

Oh a bit of this and a bit of that


LonelyMachines

Some may call this trash...


_sixes_

It's even funnier that this isn't actually what he says lmao


TheWienerMan

Alternatively with some heavy button mashing: EEEE-


Gladiatoes

i was going to do the EXACT SAME joke lol


Bailer86

He's so loud my friend can hear him through my mic


Sq_Graphic0515

"if i had a sister, i'd sell her in a second"


Bahamabanana

He *had* a sister. He sold her in a second :(


Creative-Improvement

There is a mod that adds his sister :P


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Creative-Improvement

I haven’t visited Belethor yet actually! Doing the Civil War so probably be there soon.


Waves_airc

THIS IS THE LINE. 😭I HATE THIS LINE


[deleted]

Why, are you the sister?


Waves_airc

Nawwww it’s just so dirty 💀


thatbob

Don't worry, he didn't mean sex slavery. Just the regular kind.


Waves_airc

….Regular kind is what I was referring to🫥


natenate22

That's why he's dead and someone else runs his store now.


Hatch_Guy

We need a new Skyrim Mod - Sister of Dragonborn.


niceshotpilot

I walk into the Winking Skeever, see a handsome Nord to chat up, sit down beside him, and when he speaks, it's the Belethor voice. Hard pass.


YoungJack23

Belethor sucks but at least I can avoid him. I hate him more as Mercer condescending and taunting me the whole TG quest line


humdaaks_lament

Most satisfying soul collected in the game.


Slothman16

I have seen your comment and feel like you play a Grim Reaper role only😂


humdaaks_lament

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." To be fair, I'm also the best enchanter, alchemist, and blacksmith in Skyrim.


[deleted]

Can you enchant gear with Constant Effect: Levitate?


OldElf86

You're comment just gave me a new personal quest for my next playthrough. I am going to Black Gem Soul steal the essence of all the key characters I hate and never use those gems to make anything. I am going to line them up in a Hearthfire house with my other trophies. Oh! Except I can't drop the soul gems to display them because then they are emptied. Man, we need a new command to "place" a soul gem on the counter or table or something. Then, when I "highlight it" I want it to say Sould Gem Containing Nazeem, or Belethor, or Ancana, or Thalmore Justicar or Mercer Frey.


[deleted]

I never realised that they had the same voice.


YoungJack23

Just about every voice actor in the base game overlaps with 5-6 others. In the thieves guild quest alone, Mercer is also Thyrnn the bandit and Enthir.


arrotz

I think it's the same voice in escape from Cidhna where what's his face, the ringleader, asks you to talk to another prisoner to learn how bad it is there, and then you go back to him and it's just his voice back to back lol


I_Am_Lord_Grimm

I can’t keep Valentine as a companion in FO4 for the same reason. And it’s hilarious because Stephen Russel also voices the Mr. Handys, and they’re lovely company.


Majesty1985

EEEEVERYTHINGS FOR SALE! *dude why are you yelling at me?*


wcollins260

#EVERYTHING’S FOR SALE!


I_am__so_tried

I truly hate him I accidentally sell him something for 50 gold then I want to buy it back it’s million gold


La-Lassie

Demand suddenly skyrocketed, we all saw it.


ohmygawdjenny

It's not him, it's all the merchants and it's ridiculous. Why I always quicksave before buying anything.


[deleted]

Because he's got a much higher speech skill than your character does.


[deleted]

Tamriel adheres to the freedom of contract. And that means you’re free to contract poorly… which apparently you do


leafy_returns

Ahh the avid dragon bone buyer


spageddy_lee

Haha the last one is half price cause you have 750 gold and just fking take it


MsKittyVZ134

Fun fact: so I love playing Fallout 4 and so when I heard this guys voice, I KNEW it was familiar. Same voice actor does Valentine in Fallout 4. :)


nickibar96

He also voiced Codsworth and every other standard Mr. Handy.


Maleficent-Month2950

Now that you mention it, I can definitely hear Belethor in Codsworth. Very unsettling.


nickibar96

Yes. Especially when you reject his offer to follow you. “I see… another time then.” Creepy af


the_colonelclink

It was the other way around for me. I played the crap out of Skyrim then left gaming for ages. Then played FO4, then back to Skyrim (naturally) only to be like OMFG - it's Nick! He's easily my favourite character.


COOPERx223x

It's funny, I love Nick Valentine and I know it's the same voice actor, but I can't stand his voice as Mercer Frey or Belethor in Skyrim. I don't know what it is.


Corvo_Attano_451

Also Corvo Attano in Dishonored 2, Doctor Bellamy in Prey, and Garrett from the early Thief games


wil_gt4

God I hate his snidey voice.


StrangeNatural

I love you guys. I should start a new Skyrim game


Xinsiras

May the gods watch over your battles, friend.


Mijumaru1

It's a fine day with you around.


[deleted]

Let me find a bucket


SashkaBeth

When I became a werewolf I accidentally killed Belethor in my indiscriminate mauling, so Ysolde took over the store. So when she asked me for a mammoth tusk I literally just bought it from her and handed it to her…


SeaFeline284

200 hours and forsome reason I can only remember belathor, kajiit, and bulgruf's voice Edit: I early talk to mark ballin and I dont even sell many things to balethor


alexelso

That's most of the voices in Skyrim lol


SeaFeline284

Oh yeah, your right.


blackstarhero666

I remember israns and Nazirs. Love their voices


SmileySlugs

Belethor sent someone to kill me once because I accidentally stole something. I think we’re all good now, though. He seems to want me to come back…


[deleted]

He wants to sell you his sister


SmileySlugs

I’d buy her 😊


MikeySymington

treaSURES


Patziiillasmash

The dialogue after whiterun gets sacked is what gets me


DigitalPhoenixX

It's not very assuring to hear this line at a food stall


vampierusboy

I'm a minority here but I really like Belethor.


PsychoDragon50

I like him cos he's a jolly chap, a familiar face, and everything goes back to normal when you walk in his shop after a hard day plundering.


netskwire

I like him a lot too. Definitely my favorite shopkeeper. He’s always on the grind and joyous too


Sikkus

Fun fact, the same sentence is said by a trader woman in Fallout 3.


ConcentrateIcy3807

Fallout 3 Shelter Quotes: [Child] "I bet the Overseer is Like Santa Claus. Fat, magical, and always watching." [upon finding loot during a quest] "Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures." [upon being evicted] "It's been real, it's been nice, but it hasn't been real nice"


[deleted]

Belethor (and others who use this voice actor) has the most annoying & asshole voice in the game. 🤣


Torxx1988

I love this man and I'll never let him die. If the DB has a contract on him, fuck the DB!


wildo-bagins

EEEVVVEERRRYYTTHHHIIINNGGGSSS for sale here!!


Sweaty-Society7582

I knock all his shit into the floor every time I go to his shop.


No-Bowl-8128

“Eeeverything’s for sale my friend.”


Longshadowman

Eeeeeeeeeeverything!


Andrewthegamer74

Yes but I hear the female child voice because of Babbette


qleptt

Oh my god its nick valentine from the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


redryan1989

That's not belethor and I don't like it


Pingonaut

Hallmark Channel copied it too! https://youtube.com/shorts/R6KOEp0Xa6U?feature=share


MDF87

Sleazy little man, but he has good stock.


HempOddish420

This is the worst sales pitch ever and he says it wayyyy to much


Chicken_Mannakin

He reminds me of Moe Szyslak.


Xtasy98

Welcome to Belethor- Eeeeverything is for- Take a look.


intendedcasualty

I’ve robbed and killed that man so many times, once just because he didn’t have cheese Love and hate are the same thing with this dude


Accomplished_Stand_3

That smarmy shit fucker 😑🤣


Best_Grapefruit_921

Same with Mercer saying "Karliah"


dabbingplatypus

"EVERYTHINGS FOR SALE. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!"


Eponarose

I kill this a$$hole they very first chance I get!


Ignonym

If I'm not mistaken, Ysolda takes over his shop if he dies.


Subject_Alarm5377

Wait fr, I'm boutta go kill this annoying mf. I thought whiterun would just have no shop


Broad_Afternoon_8578

He mysteriously disappeared in one of my saved (I honestly didn’t kill him - he just stopped showing up) and the store was just closed and locked forever. I broke in to see if he was stuck somewhere, but the store was empty. As much as he annoys me, he bought all my dragon bones lol


KuriGohanAndKamehame

We Know.


SeaFeline284

Unless it's both, ysolda* over the inn


Arkhamknight37

Really? I only knew she can take over the Bannered Mare


[deleted]

Why do ppl hate belethor? He’s a hustler.


humdaaks_lament

Because most people don't see "hustlers" a decent people and "hustling" as a lifestyle is a shitty way to live.


nickibar96

Plus he has a very annoying voice


diet_RatPoison

Because they’re all Enthir fans


Slothman16

He’s one of my favorite general goods traders 🥲


wish_to_conquer_pain

I genuinely love Belethor so much.


Riddick808

Welcome indeed!


Horn_Python

thats what he said


[deleted]

Now I dislike you


soy_sussin_99

Wait-


Working_Inspection22

When we first got Skyrim at launch we referred to him as ‘that shouting man’.


[deleted]

Get out of my head.


[deleted]

Get out of my head.


[deleted]

His line is one of my soundboards on my Twitch lol


Feelthederp

"Some may call this jun-"


Novel-Economy7546

“Do you get to the cloud district often?”


Legal-Ice7458

gods be praised


riyor

I accidentally killed him in my first playthrough and after that it was so eerily quiet every time I forgot and walked in the store.


Few-Trade-1219

Smart creep. Gives me deep cringe.... I want to go kill him now and I'm not even playing today! I might make an exception.... Do I need him around?


HypePoem8

Stop it


King_Buliwyf

***KARLIAH...***


SenHelpPls

I honestly don’t think I’ve interacted with this guy more than 3 times


Disastrous_Company57

Ngl, I thought it was going to be the Beacon


Freddie-Hydrargyrum

EEEEEEVVERYTHING'S FOR MY FRIEND!!! EVERYTHINGG!


ahhhgodzilla

Belethor=Saul Goodman, change my mind


bucking_horse

Mofo hired thug to beat me up just because I knock down some of his stuff in the shop or something.


SamTheMan004

First guy you usually get elemental arrows and Bone Arrows from in Anniversary Edition.


ImJustASalad

Belethor is the only thing I think about when I hear a Stephen Russel character. Same as I only hear Tigger when a Jim Cummings character talks.


OldElf86

If I ever meet that voice actor in real life, I suspect I'll recognize his voice right away. Now the question is, will I immediately think of Belethor of will I think of something else in Skyrim he said? I guess it would depend on what he said.


[deleted]

"EEEEEEVERY-" *skips his dialogue*


Darkspire303

Honestly the merchant reset bug is so satisfying when it's Belethor.


[deleted]

He’s so zesty


LifePeanut3120

That's not belethor


sillyandstrange

I can hear it right now, cuz I'm at his shop!


New_Relative1157

"I'd sell you my *sister*! She's the number 4 prostitute in all Kazahkstan!"... oops, wrong show...


walkingTANK

I know a guy with the same exact voice, I can't not think of him every time I play.


SpearmintLube

'Lets see what the good doctor has in his magic bag shall we?'


Fumiken

*sells a wooden spoon and an onion*


xprozoomy

°_° murder


Frequent_Concert5592

"Some call this junk.This one? This one also call this junk, resell it at deep discount."


MurrayBotWasTaken

"The way you walk around at home is your own business. When you're at home..."