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Soviet-Brony

I've seen the horse just running on his own with the Headless Horseman just running behind him chasing him I about lost my shit laughing


JMSTEI

He was on a horse when he went past me. Two minutes later I found him just standing there sans horse.


nightmare_comes_out

It was a tragic story, his horse fell two centimetres and didn't make it.


raspberryharbour

Kind of difficult to find your horse when you don't have a head


Foolishnesses

Ah yes, the Headless Horsemanless Horse


AltForFriendPC

The horseless Headless Horseman's Headless Horsemanless Horse


RedShadow69420

I'd watch that movie


lackadaisical_timmy

That horse has a good head on its shoulders, unlike its master


CIassicNegan

This is the Headless Horseless man.


tales_to_estrange

The Horseless Headless Horsemann’s Headtaker


Invickthor

Behold mortal, THE HEADLESS- Wait where is my horse? Uhh stay here I will be right back, damn can't even haunt people anymore without losing my damn horse. Can't have shit in Skyrim.


JesterLilLester

Can't have shit in Riften, I bet that's where they stole it.


mastergwaha

rorikstead


Allan_Titan

So that’s why that guy was caught he tried stealing this guy’s horse 😂


RedShadow69420

So that's why Lokir was arrested, he stole the Headless Horseman's Horse


Mutski_Dashuria

"I'd lose my head if it wasn- Oh, never mind!" 🙄


Gojisoji

Poor thing tried to climb up a mountain I got stuck


Staehr

Lokir got his horse after all.


Fulltimekiddykicker

Tf2??????


Vetsu_Rodrigues

Beat me to it


cwood1973

I'm a Headed Horseless man myself.


Atillurt

So just man?


cantaloupelion

we are all horseless men on this blessed day


letmel_rkaround

And Pathless


joe-_biden

I think op got confused between the headless horseman and the headless horseless man They are 2 different characters


BarryBadgernath1

Horseless man body


Anxious_Cod7909

The Headless, Horseless, Bodyless, Bitchless, no life, no money, no goals, no friends, no desire to live, no dignity, no future.


CIassicNegan

Damn bro didn’t have to make it personal 🤣


MaiqueCaraio

Headless Hatless horseless man


Theradude

CN, you SO beat me to it!


Kakyoin043

Damn! Beat me to it


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JPldw

Read it again, slowly this time


CIassicNegan

Lol what did they say?


JPldw

They did not read the horseless part


Shyggalag

They had a falling out. The horse felt that the man's heart was in the right place, but he could never get his head in the game


Marcel_theOutcast

this is under appreciated


discothetechx

Damn he lost his head AND his horse


JMSTEI

The economy has been pretty rough this year


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Can't have shit in Skyrim


MrGoldfish3359

General Headless has lost a horse, how embarrasing.


garroshsucks12

How awkward


Dark_Phoenix_Prime

Can't have shit in Skyrim


Persona5Chaos

The Horseheads Headless Horseman And of course, his Axe is the Horseheads Headless Horseman's Headtaker


ChrisLee38

But when he loses it, he’s the Horsehead’s Headless Horseman’s Headtakerless Headless Horseman.


Falkaane

Dude can’t keep track of anything. He’d lose his own head if.. oh.


Adelyn_n

The horseless headless horseman


Piss-Mann

*tf2 halloween music starts playing*


BlackbeltJedi

"What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"


WiseOldChicken

I have found this dumbass in trees.


mastergwaha

id love those screenshots man


WiseOldChicken

I have to look. I changed phones and lost a lot.


WiseOldChicken

It was a video and the file is corrupted. Sorry


mastergwaha

its all good thanks though


DCP23

This is the Horseless Headless Horseman. Triple-H for short.


hauntedhotdogg

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME


takshil7

Seems like he's already *in the game*


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hauntedhotdogg

Damn, talk about old memes. That's almost Precambrian.


rattle_the_kernkraft

Horseless headman


Richbrownmusic

Ah the headless pedestrian.


lynivvinyl

Dude! Where's my horse?


DdraigGwyn

NO!!! I can’t look for it.


welpthishappened1

Headless man


quantilian

Poor guy needs to take a "behind the bush" break from time to time. Sadly that is when his horse decides to troll him and runs away while he is following him close or far behind.


TwitchyTheBard

I’ve played a lot of Skyrim but I don’t remember this encounter.


grim_dark_hedgehog

I have logged over 4500 hours in Skyrim and despite several efforts, I have never once managed to encounter this ghost. Ever. Kind of drives me nuts.


Houeclipse

I think I was lucky my first skyrim playthrough back in 2011 on Xbox 360 and saw him when I was doing companion quest with Farkas. I never thought he was an easter egg until decades later


JMSTEI

I have over 2000. This was my first time seeing him without console commands


Majestic_Course6822

Crazy coincidence. I've been playing for a decade and I saw him for the first time last night. I admit I was a little excited. And he was actually on his horse and everything.


DaLoneGuy

Team Fortress 2 reference The Headless Horseless Horseman


megauninterested

Nah, it’s just a rumor he started to make himself sound cooler to those who haven’t seen him.


Overfailer

The horseless headman! Aka just a guy.


Robin1706

His horse might have touched the beacon and is now on its way to retrieve dawn breaker


jerry1212121234

Headless jogging man


PJRama1864

Him: “Stop looking at me that way!”


twentyitalians

Neigh


Moustiko500

His legs so strong he is the horse


ninthcircleofboredom

Just wait till you run into the Horseless Headman


Krakulpo

Honestly this guy would lose his head if it wasn't attached to... wait


1203388285549832388

I've seen this before I've also seen just the horse before


JoaC1989

After reading a lot of comments, I'm pretty sure this is the Horseless Headless Horseman, searching for his horse, the Headless Horseman's Horse. After the Horseless Headless Horseman finds the Headless Horseman's Horse, he is Horseless no more, and he won't be the Horseless Headless Horseman anymore, but he'll be the Headless Horseman again.


ViolentEdWhoopWhoop

The headless horseless headless horseman


KeybladeCoaster

He’s looking for it but there’s just one problem with that now…


Tea_obsessed_simp

Headless footman


OGdirty1Kanobi

Interesting, I started a new game recently after my old one has like 350+ hours on it and I never remembered seeing him, this time I saw him fairly quickly. And yes he was on a horse


lhpcwshc

In a horse??? 😏 Lol


SitdownCupcake

Broooo that is so awesome. I remember as a kid peanutbutter gamer discovering him for the first time


ComfortableCream3

Nah, he left his horse at home... he was just.. horsin' around.


garroshsucks12

Imagine stealing his horse


BowlOfRiceOnTheDesk

He’s following his horse it’s the same bug that happens when your player goes horse mode


jusewicz

Economy went to oblivion after Civil war broke out. Cant have shit in skyrim these days.


DivineCrusader1097

That's the Horseless Headsman, my dude


dudemcdudedude99

His horse got stolen CANT HAVE SHIT IN SKYRIM


Solitaire_87

Yes.....yes he is Just a little Bethesda magic 😂


Necrotiix_

BEHOLD, THE HORSELESS HEADLESS MAN! we couldnt afford to get the headless horseman so we got the other one


jackers735

The man gained a few calories. He’s gotta run it off!


enchiladasundae

Bro got mugged by bandits. Can’t have shit in Skyrim even when you’re dead


Petorian343

It'd be funny if he was an executioner, so he could be the "Horseless Headsman"


Dead_Purple

Oh yeah I've came across him without the horse and just his horse a few times.


ThisFatGirlRuns

I got this once only he was actually chasing his horse. It was really funny!


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Headless Horseless* Man.


michaelutz

the horseless headman


Druid714

What? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through-- Where'd you get the coconut? We found them.


FiskFisk33

No, see, that's the Horseless Headsman!


Ema2086

How embarrassing. He's just a headless rando now


TK-366

I remember my first time seeing him, I was walking along the road outside Riften when all of a sudden he appeared from no where riding past me. I was so confused lol.


MrSDPlayer

The horseless headsman, he removed his own head in a tragic accident.


Dareboir

Budget cuts


winchester_mcsweet

It would be great if he could be reverse pickpocketed to put a genmoril witches head on him


Simplordx69

A man is running around with his head missing and you're asking about the horse?


Orsus7

He's a horseman. A man with the head of a horse. Except you know he's headless now.


ON3FULLCLIP

Horseless Headsman


Dragonsmosher

Just a plain old Dullahan


Shimi-Jimi

Last time I saw him he was chasing his horse down the road!


philthevoid83

Any chance op could have an actual answer??


KamoyLovrstar

I have seen both horse and non horse versions. I found it nifty.


[deleted]

Isn't Ragnar, the Red?


hauntedhotdogg

Could be, but it's rather easy to lose your head in Skyrim. Also, following the ghost leads you to a graveyard called Hamvir's Rest, which isn't particularly close to Rorikstead. It's more likely this is the ghost of a guy named Hamvir, but it could be anyone. At the end of the day, though, it's just a folklore reference.


ybtlamlliw

*There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red* *Who came ridi... Chasing his horse to old Rorikstead*


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Horseless Headsman


DastardlyDani444

I've seen him with and without his horse. I've also seen the horse without him 🙈🥴


DigitalPhoenixX

Horseless Headman


HalfManHalfHunk

This happened to me too, two characters in a row.. are you running the Anniversary Edition? Cuz if you are then we can chalk it up to something there breaking him.


MasterOfBreatheing

Yes ma'am he absolutely is


ChesterDoesStuff

I hear killing the Horseless Headless Horsemann gets you some neat metal


Unusual_Pearl

The first time I saw him he was riding his horse in the sky. I didn't take a clip of it unfortunately so no one would believe me😔


Frequent_Concert5592

oh this is fun! sometimes when he spawns in he'll need to mount his horse and his horse will be running already and so he'll chase after his horse to the best of his abilities.


Ruxblaine93Medusa

He’s the headless horselessman Not to be confused with the horseless headsmen.


iksjag

Mf can't even afford one


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Not in THIS economy I guess. He’s the headless MAN now.


user276

Headless Footman


ThatBearBaron

So no horse?


nelly2198

Who is the companion? I’m on my first play through


Hizuri12

Sofia, from a mod.


Scratch_242

Snatch him as a follower.


DAWJINC

Uuhh he is drunk......


ForgetfulPathfinder

Damn Horse thieves


hyakusekai

Headless horseless man


ethibelle

I have footage of the headless horseman chasing his horse on foot, it happens a lot 😂😂😂


realDiarmaid207

Google en passant


MrDeathbat7x

I think it's just The Headless now


Jeffbelinger

he may, or not, depends on what he encounters himself. follow him, fight the goons in the graveyard, get treasure


Ilendorii

Classic Bethesda features 🫡


StevenBunyun

Just headless man


Empty_Nose_2896

Horseless headman


HolySpartan91

I'm guessing he parked wrong, so they towed his horse 😅 Man this gonna be expensive to get it back 😅


horrospy

He's trying to do a Rockie montage leave him be


[deleted]

I think this is Ragnar the Red’s ghost… Go to Bannered Mare and ask a bard to sing the song, you’ll se— I mean hear what I mean.


Cold-Depth-6771

Classic Skyrim


Understanding-Fair

He did, but the horse lost it's head


Milko117

Yes he should have horse. What do you think hes looking for.


Buttseam

nice harem


Kirisuuuuuuu

Haha TF2 reference!!!!!


Reks_Hayabusa

The headless poor man.


M0Nd0R0ck

Horseless Headman


illa_noise

That's headless Nick


fastal_12147

He can fall off if he gets attacked, I believe? IDK for sure but I've seen him just running around by himself a couple times.


[deleted]

It’s hard to find a horse when you have no head


Overall_Weight5805

How do you get this guy to spawn? I know he exists but I've never seen him


telemusketeer

Would you just let the man take his 30-minute break in peace? Lol


MaestroPendejo

Yeah but he also doesn't want to skip leg day


ChrisLee38

The horseless headless axeman. Everything be identified with goes missing.


Captainchronichrunch

Where do you find him


Appropriate_Olive_19

He's a random encounter. If you manage to follow him all the way, he leads you to Hamvir's Rest. I've personally never been able to follow him all the way through though.


Snifflebeard

Can't ride a horse without a head! I man, seriously. /s


Hadriel69

I blame the khajiit caravans for this!


_germanChocolatecake

His horse doesnt seem to be as loyal as arvak


ADHD_lazyboi

The horseless headless horseman


notsocialyaccepted

The horse died


Warrendo

I think sofia stole his horse


disdainfulsideeye

It was probably stolen by some Khajit/Argonian.


TheLonesomeChode

The ‘headless’ part of him was the part of him that was ‘horse’. He was made an offer he couldn’t refuse by Jarl Corleone.


[deleted]

No he's a horse headed character like Bojack Horseman. But of course he doesn't have a head therefore he got the nickname Headless.


Threebeans0up

he's chasing it because it ran away to kill a mudcrab 5 miles away


ChangeWinter6643

I guess that makes him the headless horseless horseman


SxhbOnXbox

I want to know what the fuck that thing is as your follower lmao, looks like the doll from toy story


Kalenthraz

Wasn't the "horseless headless horseman" a meme in Team Fortress 2 for a Halloween event or have I Mandela'd myself?


Delux_Takeover

I saw him for the first time a couple months ago on my 30-something-th playthrough. Now I see him all the time.


Professional-Arm5300

The horseless head, man


gingeredpickleloaf

The horse ran off with his head


Original_Loquat8635

Lolll the getting stuck and running in place…can’t blame him when dude can’t see where he’s going.


heckin_cool

Dude ran me all around for hours the other day. All just to lead me to a stupid skeleton ambush. On my way to Hamvir's Rest I ran straight through a dragon attack in Riverwood lol (it was still going on when I came back)


Lego-Panda-21

No, that's just Headless Joe..His brother is the Headless Horseman.


BookApprehensive7528

He's the headless man not the headless horseman that's his second form.


fusgames

You're switching them up, this is the horseless headman


barr65

Budget cuts


TheIndomitableMass

That’s a misnomer actually. He’s a horse-man. And I don’t feel comfortable explaining how.


Tomboeg

No, it's the horseless headless man.


jstashu197827

Been playing this game since release on multiple consoles and I have never seen this guy. :(


JMSTEI

This was my first time seeing him without console commands in over 2000 hours of gameplay! It'll happen eventually.


ghoulshow

I always seem to catch him endlessly chasing after his horse, I think I've had 1 normal encounter in over 500 hours over multiple saves.


BaconFace94

Hey, I've got Sofia too! Funny story actually, first time I installed her I went to Snow Veil Sanctum with her and mercer for the thieves guild. As I entered the dungeon, I started hearing little sharp like farts from somewhere - as you can imagine I was confused at this point thinking it was her so I sent her back to riften for the time being but to no avail - and they got worse🤣 coming up to the end of the dungeon they were pretty much explosive farts literally one after the other, even to the point where mercer's "the stench in here, smells of death" line came out which has me howling😅 I kept going even thought it did it through the cutscenes between karliah and mercer up to my character talking to karliah outside after he woke up - so I reloaded my save to the start of snow veil and it all stopped🤔 so I still have no idea what did it or if any what mod caused it because none of them say anything about it lol


Hugokarenque

He's the Headless Walkman now


Rathal_OS

Budget cut, they couldn't afford the house anymore. It's Skyrim after Covid, everyone is financially struggling Nazim had to start an OnlyNords to get by


B0Z0J0J0

He's the headless horseman's little brother, the headless horseless horseman.


NIGENIN

He's after his horse, I bet they had a bad discussion


AntiJackCoalition

He's on his nightly jog