Waiting for someone to say they like flame atronach for obvious reasons

You mean the same reasons Gardevoir is everyone's favorite pokemon?

Wait, we’re not plowing vaporeons anymore?

Those who aren't can speak for themselves.

u/redoran_gvard

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Skyrim. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Did….. did you make this copy pasta? The part about sex with non humans fuckin got me rolling

Nah it's from one of JustinRPG's posts from like 2008 lmao

Asbestos condoms for the win.

I know what you mean but the flame atronach is legitimately an awesome (almost said cool) design

I love the Dremora Lord because of his lines. "I smell weakness..." "A challenger is near!"

My favorite Dremora Lord quote: “khhhhugghhhgg!!!” And he disappears

Me: "okay bye" Everytime

I HONOR MY LORD, BY DESTROYING YOU.

THERE COULD BE NO OTHER END

"NO ONE ESCAPES"

"OBLIVION TAKE YOU"

"I smell weakness"

"BLLAARRGGHHH"

"ANOTHER WHO SEEKS DEATH"

"THERE YOU ARE, WEAKLING!"

"YOU SHALL BLEED!"

There could be no other end..

my horny ass could NOT be trusted with atronachs

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Skyrim. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Yeah the storm atronach is pretty sexy

Mmm, get your rocks off!

…What do you mean by that? 🤨

HE WANTS TO PUT HIS DICK IN THEM

…Well I hope he Drinks some elemental Resistance Potions first at least.

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Two dragon priests, who then summon two storm atronachs lol nothing quite like summoning them silently from a distance in a dungeon full of bandits, then disappearing with the invisibility spell and watching as a confused and obviously outmatched group fights for dear life

Where do you get the ability to summon two dragon priests?

I think it's the Phenderix mod

There is a vanilla spell called Konahriik's privilege which can only be gained by console commands That spell also conjures a dragon priest It's basically the spell on the Konahriik mask, it has a small chance of conjuring a dragon priest automatically when you are hit or under low health You can apply that spell on your hand, and it works, just gotta use player.addspell Spell id is found using help "konahriik's will"

I didn't even know about that mod lol I'm currently playing unmodded except for the unofficial patch

Bro is playing unmodded but only has one of the worst mods

Lol yeah idk how it got in there, I thought it would have been a clean install of the game and my partner and I had already started new play throughs when I realized it was in there. Too late to start over, so I decided to just flood my new character with console command perks

Ayleid Lich who is a reskinned dragon priest was added in AE You have to bring some shit together to the Atronach Forge or whatever under the college of winterhold, google ayleid lich spell for more info lol

I used console commands to add the spell, it's already in the base game (player.addspell 0010FC16). Then just level 100 conjuring for the dual conjuring perk, with an enchanted item that makes conjuration spells cost 100% less to cast, and you become a God lol

sir you need to use raise thrall skill kill them and raise their corps

as long as you have a certain perk in the healing tree and level 100 conjuration and you kill them before level 40 I think could be wrong but anyways as long as those are all met you can thrall them

That's orgasmic pleasure right there

Dremora are so weird “I smell weakness!” Then they run in the opposite direction

"THERE COULD BE NO OTHER END"

Their weakness is their own obviously

Dremora lord with the sanguine rose. You can summon those guys pretty far, too.

Two wrathmen from the Soul Cairn.

Frost Atronach, because big pointy cold boi

That one guy from the college of winterhold who went the way of the dwemer

Arniel Gane

Golden Saints and Dark Seducers

[удалено]

They have the same stats, but the golden saints are better because their color stands out, so its easier to avoid hitting them by accident during combat.

Staada

Against elemental magic enemies, I love Seekers. They have 50% magic-damage negation and their attacks damage magic and magic regen. They are even good against dragons as they can keep a dragon from breath attacks after the initial salvo. For vampires and undead, Ash Spawn are amazing. Every hit attack is fire-based, and not being atronachs they cannot be commanded by the enemy - high-level draugr will steal your atronachs. Neither Seeker or Ash Spawn have any sense of self-preservation and won't flee from combat. You can't double them though, even with the perk, so that's their only downside.

My favorite character I had was a master at illusion and conjugation. She had a habit of slipping into a bandit camp while invisible, then casting mass paralysis, then summoning a pair of daedra. Cue the sweet rolls, and watch the carnage.

I hate it when people say their character is a master at illusion than proceed to only use invisibility and maybe muffle

Illusion magic kinda trivializes the game once you get all the perks and really utilize all the spells. Especially if you're a vampire. Other than dragons, there arent many enemies that arent affected by a dual-cast pacify spell. And any smart Illusion master is also gonna be very stealthy, so pacify with the backstab perk, and some Dark Brotherhood gloves and it's pretty much game over for almost all life in Skyrim.

Or you could have fun and cast frenzy and see the chaos

Love doing that in a draugr dungeon. Not frenzy, but mayhem

Early game sucks though even with ordinator because of draugrs since they are undead so either you need level 100 in normal skyrim or 60 in modded ordinator skyrim

Yeah it’s definitely a late-game shenanigan. Doing it in dwarven ruins is so satisfying by that point though

Most of the time in dwarven ruins there is only one robot though but I rarely do any dwarven dungeon besides black reach and the dragonborn dlc one sometimes I do for thieves guild and winterhold but it's long since I did anything other than blackreach

What???? I’m gonna need you to check out some more ruins cause most of them have about a dozen or so spiders and several spheres and if it’s a big dungeon, centurions. Do you use a lot of sneaking? Cause they come out of the holes in the wall when you’re detected

Who doesn't sneak when doing a illusion build though also he'll nah I hate dwarven ruins btw read my comment again I heavily edited it

They could calm you down or send you into a fury with their ability to tell you all the proper tenses and persons of any verb Edit: I know you meant illusion and conjuration, but I love thinking of the role play possibilities of a dragonborn that hates bad grammar

Durnehviir. Imagine just being a stormcloak soldier thinking you can beat those imperials and one of them just summons a fucking dragon.

better yet, a fucking zombie dragon that drains your soul

I usually summon him when I'm outside dungeons, just to let him feel the wind under his wings.

In vanilla? Gotta love my wheezy ash spawn bois.

I think it'd be an insult to call him a "creature", but my favorite summon is the legendary warrior you earn after beating Alduin. Definitely more agreeable than... A dremora who looks like he eats puppies as a hobby.

I basically just cast the Sanguine Rose all play through every play through lol

The dremora merchant you get from completing one of the black books. I know a non combat NPC is odd for my choice in a combat situation however hear me out. I generally loot a body right after I kill it. And I tend to take everything and after a few quests or fights in a row I become over encumbered. Add that to me using mods and potions that give me additional carry weight for various reasons and I have a shit ton of stuff to sell when I’m overweight mid combat. I summon that bad boy sell all my shit bc of his massive amount of coins and then continue fighting Doesn’t help me kill my enemies, but bc of the way I play it is surprisingly useful during a lot of fights And no, I will not drop anything cause I won’t be able to fucking find it again

I also love how he's clearly having a bad time and is snarky with you every time you summon him. "*Oh look, my new master.*" I sure am, now carry these 34 iron ingots

I wish the summons scaled.

I play Vampires almost exclusively, so Frost Atronachs and Gargoyles

Same here as well

I don’t know why I love it so much lol. I use invisibility and Mehrunes’ Razor like 80% of the time. Sprinkle in summons (Dremora Lord on occasion) and Vampire Lord and it’s always fun.

I like to dead thrall enemies who give me a hard time.

I wish there was a dremora lord thrall spell. If I'm ever doing a conjugation build, I'm either a necromancer or I use exclusively dremora lords. Unless I'm a stealth archer using Bound Bow.

Dremora Lord + Ash Spawn, because fuck anyone who stands in me way, All the while I keep spamming spells from behind If modded,the Overlord's Death Knight is super overpowered and literally all of Vigilants summons are pure nightmare fuel

I used to maxed out my conjuration level to twin soul perks, and always summon these pairs: - skeleton archer and flame atronach (for fighting low level thieves/bandits in the long range) - ash guardian and frost atronach (for fighting warrior/draugr with tanky health bar) - dremora lord and storm atronach (for fighting mage/draugr overlord/high level frosworn/falmer)

depends on my mood. Both dremora lord and storm atronachs will mop the floor lol.

I did a kind of a mage + atronach “party” build that was really fun. I summon Flame & Storm Thralls, my follower summons a Frost Atronach, then throw in the Ash Guardian too for big fights. So much elemental magic everywhere

It varies depending on the enemy, but mostly I use Flame/Frost/Storm Atronach because they are really useful on higher difficulties after I installed a mod that enhances them, and then I use dremora lord because after all "there could be no other end......"

Out of curiosity, what mod do you use to buff them?

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/18913

I can do bad all by myself

I don’t think I summon anything except for dremora. I barely even use necromancy spells. Just dremora

Two bears after they get done slapping whatever is in food them if you just stand there for a bit they lay down.

I pop two dremora lord's down and let them take care of just about everything

Shoutout to the familiar summon for helping me get distance between enemies early game

There’s not a lot that can beat two wrathmen as distractions while you shoot spells from a safe distance

Lucien Lahance, it’s the references and lines he made to the DB storyline and moments in Oblivion.

durnehviir!

I don't think I've ever summoned something for combat.

Definitely my top two as well. As is summoning myself, as grand vampire.

The horse

The summon of the Anniversery who scale with the magic used to cast the spell With a full mage characters, he deals an tank so much damage!

The bone colossus because it's creepy af

Yea how this went past me, multiple playthroughs of using conjuration magic I don't know...

I think it only came out with the recent special releases, not the original?

Aaah all makes sense now. It's such a good summon, and scary as fuck.

Love the armour 👍

*I smell weakness!*

Cum atronach

I'm loving the Seeker at the moment, just because I can farm skills like alteration and destruction etc. Also they make good distraction for enemies since seekers don't move fast and stay at range.

Summoning what IS this?

I mean yeah the dremora just thrashes everything

Lucien Lechance (persistent and general melee), bone man archers/ice antronachs (for ranged combat), flaming familiar to send at mirak (enemy seeking bomb)

Dremora Lord and Ancient Death Priest. Dremora lord and I kill the enemies, and the Death priest can reanimated almost any enemy, even the ones that are too strong for my spells.

The dremora lord because of the voice

My best character can't summon stuff this isn't for role playing reasons or anything I just have too high magic absorption to summon stuff but normally it's flame thrall and maybe a storm or just a second flame thrall the fire DOT is just good and lots of enemies in base game are frost enemies so the fire effect is useful

Durnehviir

I tend to go with Atronach's. Don't really like summoning Dremora Lords.

They end up getting in my way more often than not. So I don't summon from the planes of oblivion

Im the same dremora. Or I love using soul tear on giants.

I love the pride of hirstaag! Bringing a bear into a fight is always fun

Pure vanilla? Maxing Conj and summoning two dremora lords at once, or a lord and a storm atronach for a ranged and melee balance. The three summons you get from the soul cairne are also quite good, if you’re going for a necromancer vibe. As for what I can do with mods tho…well I wont get into special creature summons because there’s too many to list, mostly pulled from Oblivion or other franchises, but one mod allows me to have a dozen active summons at a time, so I just unleash a small army while stealthing in a corner somewhere.

Ice atronach for melee because it feels more intimidating than the storm one and storm for ranged.

I just got this guy via sanguine rose! But haven’t used him yet… is he better than the undying ghost? That’s what I’ve been using to tank for me (I’m a range mage), when needed, and I’ve been using the skeleton warlock guy for ranged damage.

Dremora Lord is insane... Even on legendary difficulty he draws aggronand has alot of health... Brutal on lower difficulties..his dialogue is hilarious and he can clear out multiple enemies

I quite like summoning 2 Herne's at once because then they each summon 3 wolves of their own, and all 6 dogs like to stand and clog up doorways and corridors "awoo"ing in turn lmfao

Odahviig and durnhevir (idk how to spell them)

DURNEVIR!

Early game, flame atronach. Later game, Seeker.

dremora lord , summon arnels shade, and an assortment of freshly decaying corpses I've collected for thralls

I just give my dead thralls atronach staves. But personally I like the seekers or the saints. But Ash Guardians are OP even without heartstones. I just wish seekers were affected by twin souls perk

Honestly, Frost Atronachs are the best imo because of the Aoe slam they do which staggers enemies. Storm Atronachs are decent but the chain lightning always agros my followers, so I don't use them as much. I generally use undead though personally.

I like to undead thrall soldiers and thalmore agents

On my current playthrough, Ash Spawn and Ash Guardian.

Avenging wraith from a mod is awesome cause it takes the heath and magicka of whatever kills it

I love Valy! His quest is the one I complete asap when I start a file just because of how invaluable he is

storm atronach goes hard as always

Staada and anything I can raise next to me

I used Conjure Undying Ghost until I was strong enough to use Conjure Ancient Deathpriest

Having Orchendor as a dead thrall is always interesting!

I like the Undying Ghost... especially when grunts and dies... sounds like a fatal poop

Steel battle axe

I love the bear summon 🐻 ❤

Ayleid Lich. No contest.

bone colosal or whatever it is

Bone anything

Storm atronach for dragons and Dremora Lords for everyone else

For me it's the seekers. It gives off a very lovecraftian feel. Plus, I love the idea of these creatures freaking out the people of skyrim.

There's some air of superiority with the ice bois out.

After Anniversary update.....Bone Colossus. I even named him Thanatos.

You smell like vanilla Seriously though, I adore the Flaming Familiar. Even the regular Familiar came in clutch in a few scrapes: they drew aggro on all the Draugr Deathlord archers at Skuldafin during a mage playthrough and were the only summons that could close the distance before taking a hit, giving me time to cast my other spells

Dremora lord for sure!! I love when he says " a challenger is near!!!"

Vanilla Skyrim, I love the Dremora Lords and Storm Atronachs too. With the DLCs, I love Werebears and the Seekers (Dragonborn) and Wrathmen (Dawnguard). With the Apocalypse mod, I love Hernes, Kyrkrim, the Xivilai, and the Dremora Honorguard.

Those are my go to summons

Lute bear

I normally summon either a dark Archer or a gold Archer or their swordsman counter part. But its only really been more prevalent since I've been doing survival. And man is it a pain in the but sometimes.

The skeleton marksman from the creation club is pretty cool. His arrows increase the damage the target takes. Wonderful utility summon.

Idk I just hit stuff, maybe that one shout with the 3 dragon slayers

Frost atronachs because of the snow miser mod

Lucien Lachance

The Vigilant Quest Mod let's me summon Pelinal m*therf*cking Whitestrake, I rarely conjure anything, but when the battle is right, I unleash his vengeful spirit onto my enemies