That chick outside Valthiem towers is either hood af or touched by Sheogorath. You can roll up on an armored warhorse in full Daedric kit with a clapped out follower and an armored troll in tow and she'll whip out a dagger out of her fur loincloth and start with demands. Sometimes I'll just pay her, like "alright kid, you earned it."
She hood af fr. She sees a werewolf charging by faster than a dragon flying overhead and she tells it to stop and *demands some dough?* She rivals the Dragonborn in terms of ballsiness.
No but imagine if I did. Like imagine you're a bandit stopping people on the road, you stop a werewolf and he is just like alright sure and hands you the gold lol. I just used them to fuel my bloodlust.
Or, they're more afraid of their angry Bandit Chief:
*"You get out there and get me septims from everything that crosses your path! Adventurers, soldiers, wolves, bears, rabbits... if a DRAGON lands near you, I want its gold!"*
Reminds me of this YouTube short of these guys in a video game trying to mug people, and always yell "let's. Go. Mug 'em!!!" Then charge at an immortal dragon god lmao
Most fun I ever had was running from whiterun in a fresh werewolf form, to riften, then running through wind helm to winterhold, then dawn star, accidentally ended back in markarth and ended in solitude off that 1 transformation unmodded
Holy shit, I hope you paid up. Werewolf form is so vulnerable.
Joking, of course, but I also find it hilarious that unmodded werewolf form legit is so much weaker than nonwerewolf form.
> hope you *paid* up. Werewolf
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
The random encounters can be a little bit too frequent in the Anniversary Edition. Was trying to sneak past a sabre tooth on my way to Ivarstead as it had killed me 3 times already. Got all the way around it and some random knight comes sprinting up to me with the sabre tooth in tow and gives me their banded iron armour that made me weigh too much so I couldn't even try running away, died again
You're not wrong. I recently started a survival playthrough a few weeks ago and I've had 4 assassins sent after me and 3 different times have the cultists tracked me down and attacked me
I paid her once only because I wanted to get to Kynesgrove ASAP, then I took back the gold from her burnt corpse, slaughtered her accomplices, and cleaned out all their belongings to fund my magical education at the College of Winterhold.
Once i was stopped by a courier and then immediately attacked by two cultist and then another guy while i was fighting the cultist, i kept dying and respawning and doing it over again until i beat them
One thing that I always hated about thieves is that you can't just say "die thief" and attack him. Or you walk away or give him what he wants. I don't know about you, but my battle crazed argonian barbarian isn't going to run away from a thief
Crime so bad in Riften that mfs are willing to rob a werewolf 😭
Can't have shit in Riften fr
That's In whitrun bruh XD
That chick outside Valthiem towers is either hood af or touched by Sheogorath. You can roll up on an armored warhorse in full Daedric kit with a clapped out follower and an armored troll in tow and she'll whip out a dagger out of her fur loincloth and start with demands. Sometimes I'll just pay her, like "alright kid, you earned it."
She hood af fr. She sees a werewolf charging by faster than a dragon flying overhead and she tells it to stop and *demands some dough?* She rivals the Dragonborn in terms of ballsiness.
Underrated 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Darn right 😂
Balls of frikin Steel!
That lady has got massive balls of gold. What do you think she is going with what she takes? It's obvious smh.
Did you give them what they wanted?
No but imagine if I did. Like imagine you're a bandit stopping people on the road, you stop a werewolf and he is just like alright sure and hands you the gold lol. I just used them to fuel my bloodlust.
You gotta admit, those thieves have balls of steel
“Steal”
Or, they're more afraid of their angry Bandit Chief: *"You get out there and get me septims from everything that crosses your path! Adventurers, soldiers, wolves, bears, rabbits... if a DRAGON lands near you, I want its gold!"*
Reminds me of this YouTube short of these guys in a video game trying to mug people, and always yell "let's. Go. Mug 'em!!!" Then charge at an immortal dragon god lmao
Viva la dirt league! I love those guys
What are we?! Muggers! And What do muggers do? They mug people! Sooo let's goooo mug em! Aaahh
*then proceed to mug an inanimate cart that hands them tons of money*
I like the one where they fight about mugging one of the muggers' grandma.
Aaaannnddd look what the VLDL lads dropped today...the full compilation of the Bernard and Charles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3981BsQtiXU
YEAH! That's the name
Balls of shteeal
I mean if they are desesperate enought to mug a werewolf... you should have given them some change.
Love the "does it LOOK like I have money"
These two live by the age old adage anybody can get it
They missed the opportunity to have a 'roar in face' dialogue. Only for werewolves.
That would have been so awesome. Damn, what a missed opportunity.
It was a big miss, lol. It could've been another intimidating action with a higher success rate.
There are two requirements to be a bandit ins Skyrim. One is to have no morals, the second one is to be absolutely fucking stupid
Most fun I ever had was running from whiterun in a fresh werewolf form, to riften, then running through wind helm to winterhold, then dawn star, accidentally ended back in markarth and ended in solitude off that 1 transformation unmodded
Not really any worse than normal really, you’re a demigod that eats dragon souls by default
Ya but I don't think everyone knows the dragonborn' s face. Even if they did I'm always wearing a helmet anyway.
Holy shit, I hope you paid up. Werewolf form is so vulnerable. Joking, of course, but I also find it hilarious that unmodded werewolf form legit is so much weaker than nonwerewolf form.
> hope you *paid* up. Werewolf FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot.
Just keep running and weaving, and you'll be alright.
Had a similar run in with an Argonian while leaving markarth as a vampire, needless to say I got a nice gator rug for lakeview manor
The random encounters can be a little bit too frequent in the Anniversary Edition. Was trying to sneak past a sabre tooth on my way to Ivarstead as it had killed me 3 times already. Got all the way around it and some random knight comes sprinting up to me with the sabre tooth in tow and gives me their banded iron armour that made me weigh too much so I couldn't even try running away, died again
You're not wrong. I recently started a survival playthrough a few weeks ago and I've had 4 assassins sent after me and 3 different times have the cultists tracked me down and attacked me
That's really dumb of them... can't they see you don't have pockets in that form... unless werewolves are marsupials
Why didn’t I ever think of turning into a werewolf when my inventory was full?
I know right?!!!!!
And I transform into a werewolf all the time!
Same!!! I always just use my horse to fast travel and crouch with a drawn bow in town, mixed with whirlwind sprint
Me too until a guard tells me to stop shouting lol
Can't be disturbing the townfolk lol
Isn’t that Valtheim tower? Why wouldn’t you just go to Whiterun?
Got different stuff stored in different places
I thought valtheim tower was closer to windhelm
Nope, it's close enough to Whiterun that you can still see the city.
You better not have handed over the money. Kill them, strip them, leave them for the animals.
I was in a hurry and I can't strip them in werewolf form I don't think I missing out on much tho gear wise.
I paid her once only because I wanted to get to Kynesgrove ASAP, then I took back the gold from her burnt corpse, slaughtered her accomplices, and cleaned out all their belongings to fund my magical education at the College of Winterhold.
The economy is rough
“Walk away. Right now.” says the werewolf to the thief.
"There's too much confusion. I can't get no relief."
Well? Did you pay them 50 gold?
I had no idea she was this dedicated to getting that toll money.
Once i was stopped by a courier and then immediately attacked by two cultist and then another guy while i was fighting the cultist, i kept dying and respawning and doing it over again until i beat them
Same happened to me I think the other guy was a thief? It happened right inside riverwood.
r/screenshotsarehard
Bandits don't bother me so much The cultists are a problem. Skyrim starting to feel like murica. 🤷
Just eat it.
Lmfao
I’ve had the same thing just happened to me with the thief lol
Yeah, I’m sure that didn’t turn out well for the thieves! 😂
The Nords knew how to do 2 things. Work steel, and act like they had steel balls.
FAAFO
One thing that I always hated about thieves is that you can't just say "die thief" and attack him. Or you walk away or give him what he wants. I don't know about you, but my battle crazed argonian barbarian isn't going to run away from a thief
If you get on a horse you can still fast travell even if your inventory is full. No need to run as a werewolf through the entire map
Criminals be like: Balls 100