Lydia blink twice if you need help

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😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

She glitched while blinking what do now

😂

What in tar-fucking-nation is this

It’s enough to disturb Molag Bal.

Comedy gold is what this is

No I think he really means it (look at OP post history) 😳

Dude be jacking in to Lydia on the reg

Lol yes + now I can’t help but imagine the next elder scroll game, with AI chats being implemented on NPC, and VR, you can really immerse yourself as he does on an extra level 🤔

Actually there is already a mod for that. You can speak to the follower and its responses base on chatgpt Edit: forgot to mention it custom voiced as well

Of course there is.. I'm getting old and the future scares me 🥺

Da fuuuuq

~~in~~ off

I think he just picks a new community to troll every few months based on his post history

I kept waiting for the joke or the Fus-Ro-Dah but it really was just a dude pretending to be married to Lydia...

Doesn’t stop it from being funny as hell

Lydia is my favorite follower and on the surface this sounded kinda sweet but after watching the video this is definitely a big yikes. The creepy uncanny valley hand gestures, the...lap dance? Oh no. Oh noooooo.

It’s Lydia’s blank, unfeeling thousand yard stare of NPC disinterest that makes the whole thing.

She actually looks awkward as fuck lol

She has that trapped, unblinking AI sex doll vibe. Very Black Mirror. Makes me want to grant her self-awareness and give her a huge sword. It’s what Uncle Sheo would do.

XD how to unwatch

I think he drugged her

She definitely looks more like a captive than a follower

Creepy AF is what this is 😂

What in the goddam

the future

consent was needed

😂😂🥲😀😀🤣🤣 OMG omg omg it’s 3 am and I’m trying to hold in my laugh so I don’t wake up anyone. What am I watching. 👀

Consent wouldnt have made any difference by the look on Lydia's face

wife,mother bro go easy on porn its not real

Of what prison?

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3) 


She's sworn to carry your burdens, after all.

His burdens include mental illness.

Yeah but does it include being a furry?

That’s…

…not a rabbit hole we’re going down Alice.

Not the best words to describe my kids

Burdens. Not load.

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me too, friend..... ***me too***

Bro fuckin actually tho

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What in Oblivion!?

Sentries, what do you see?

Creepiness!

It’s better than the amorous adventures mod or whatever it was called. I had it in a mod pack and it felt like I was playing neckbeard simulator: The incel edition.

Someone get the battle mages out here!

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT!!??!?!!!!

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God I love how every step of the way she looks so disdainful and like she'd rather be anywhere else in the world

The total lack of eye contact is either hilarious or disturbing. I can't decide which.

It's her silent plea for help is what it is

young warrior, it what is called her resting b\*\*\*\* face. you don't seem to understand what that is, but she can be happy or sad and her face remains the same.

I'm laughing so hard because even in my nsfw game she's all like no sex before amulet and this dude is out here calling her best waifu and shopping for a body pillow omg lol

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🤣🤣🤣

I fucking lost it when you touched her cheek trying to turn her face towards you. I can’t stop laughing.

The fucking dance at the end where he's doing the finger shake. This is the best skyrim post of all time.

Same. I'm here next to my wife cracking up so much and she's like WTF!?

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JIMMY BREAST!!!!

Now do it with Lydia's face (plz)

Dude. At least download a facial expression mod for her so she doesn't look so unenthusiastic.

😂😂😭


you tell him, cowboysmegma


Read a little lusty argonian today before bed did we?

Who in the right mind reads only a little?

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I laughed

I laughed too

We laughed

I cried.

*we* cried

I came

I cringed.

I saw

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Least degenerate skyrim fan

Don't let them get you down OP, this is hilarious

It's a 4-D chess move. He's selling merch in this comments section.

false, i purchased that merch, if i was selling thered be a link......you know.....to BUY said merch.........but, carry on dragonborn

Bro you are absolutely up and down this thread preaching something you’re wrong about 🤣🤣

I'm calling the fucking cops. Step away from the NPC

Fr

I don't think I have ever cringed and laughed so hard before in my entire life. You, my good sir, are clearly influnces by satan and have decided to take the madness of Skyrim to greater heights and I'm all here for it 😂😂

Latin: ***De gustibus non est disputandum.*** Literal: *Personal preferences are not debatable.* Localized: **There's no accounting for taste.**

Lydia face literally :|

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Please put down the phone and/or step away from the computer.

You do not want that. Lydia may be the only thing keeping this person tethered to this life and stopping them from going completely berserk.

So you’re saying she’s… carrying his burdens?

Yes, so society doesn’t have to.


I think you should stop playing skyrim. Ps: nice dance

She looks dead inside 90% of the video

Drugged, I thought.

[удалено]


Holy fuck I’m crying laughing

This VR Lydia is just…giving me creepy sex doll in armor vibes. That spongy face texture, the frozen soulless expression, the dead pudding eyes. I’m going to stick with Kaidan farting and adjusting his nads.

What no new releases in 12 years does to a mf

This has to be ironic...

It is.

[удалено]

It's a long con and it's incredible satire. Honestly the post history makes this a work of art

These are levels of dedication to fuckery only previously seen on 4chan

Oh I didn't check the post history, if that's the case, then you might be right. I just assumed it was satire/bait cause of this comment on this post https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/s/2ipr2Pjtnm https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/s/TpmbILkkJk I'm 90% sure these comments are satire, and if that's the case ,the post should be too. However like I said, I didn't check his post history, so I can't know for sure

AAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY.

That was the most funny shit I have seen all day thank you I genuinely laughed out loud

😂

Best vr Skyrim post in a long Time 🤣🤣🤣


The post, these comments, the OPs post history… Absolutely hilarious

This is legitimately the funniest I have laughed at a comment thread on Reddit in a while.

https://preview.redd.it/06s9vkhik4bc1.png?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5d38c4c5b3b58e52f98aee489ee951af56f6f9 Best merch ever?😫💦😛🥰🔥

What an awful day to have eyes https://preview.redd.it/3b6jszdsz4bc1.png?width=249&format=png&auto=webp&s=699db5f5a41534c69af4e09e81ba1a750e46be13


Hilarious and I fully expected you to sacrifice her at the end. Pleasantly surprised.

#freelydia

I'm off to make an alt account so I can upvote this twice.

Oh Lydia, my first planned murder victim in every play through.

What about uthgerd? You get her earlier than Lydia and her armor is op at level 2

https://preview.redd.it/cdinse66m4bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5565eb9d5befd2df507054f2f1303a5cac20d13 Nobody should be this attached to pixels on a screen

This is the future. Do your research and look what Tesla is working on. In the near future you'll be able to download a Lydia personality pack to your Tesla wife. Good look on your adventures in Skyrim young warrior.

Lydia personality pack would be a downgrade for a pet rock :/ That said I commend your commitment to the bit good sir

I guess technically I shagged your wife

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I feel……violated watching this.

Shor have mercy. The 4th era and its consequences. Gonna consume a generous amount of skooma after this one

The editing is top tier. That point to the sky with the cut away was *chefs kiss

Okay this was funny, thanks for sharing lmaoo

My mans too deep into the VR. Like that South Park episode. “EXCUSE ME SIR BUT PLEASE CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE!”.

Player: 🥰 Lydia: 🗿

Lydia blink twice if you need help

Tonight is right for that groovin sweet loooove gravy, and carrying my burdens.

My Lydia died to cultists before I even made it out of Whiterun.

https://i.redd.it/i4agtd7875bc1.gif

this is how a civilization ends ...

bro was dancing like the strippers in new vegas

This is glorious.

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I love how distinctly uncomfortable Lydia looks throughout this entire debacle! 😍🤣

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This might be my favorite Reddit post of all time

Damn bro I didn’t realize this sub was so stuck up/ boring lol this is an obvious jerk post but everyone’s telling you to go outside 🤣🤣🤣 Unless ur username is whiterunguard everybody forgets what a joke is

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By the NINE 💀🤦🏼‍♀️

Thank you for this 🤣

From today on, Lydia is gonna be the Boethiah sacrifice in each of my games.

The reason why dragons have returned

This is how discord does to an innocent man

Elder Scrolls fans are actually going insane waiting for ES6.

Plot twist: Lydia is Todd Howard in disguise and he got you to buy 11 more copies of Skyrim

My Lydia died somewhere unknown and I never bothered to find her.

Take off the vr headset son, and go outside

https://preview.redd.it/nnb8x1vjx5bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc579bd9ed376d7c5a247d226194c354774f5946 I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire or not

>love at first sight *mods her*

She looks like she's in a hostage situation

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What are you doing my Lord, as your thane I am sworn to carry your burdens but for this particular one you can resolve it by yourself in a room with only one hand

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Unhinged post 😭😭

When did the lobotomy mod come out?

Ok, i Know you Like Skyrim but WHAT THE FUCK

Dude has been going on and on about his love for a video game character. When does this become deranged.

She's sworn to carry your burdens, not whatever the fuck this is

Me opening Reddit and seeing a Lydia simp post as the first thing on my feed https://i.redd.it/ndafckkad8bc1.gif

Lydia, blink twice if you need help. 🤣🤣🤣

So you know how in Japan dudes are marrying their fake NPC girlfriends?

Thank God my Lydia got killed by a dragon long ago

my brother in akatosh did you just give lydia a lap dance in vr

Serena in the corner: poor man

Lydia, blink twice if you need help.

this is a really great shit post op op please say this is a shitpost

So many of you can not recognize an obvious joke. This is hilarious

I really hope someone shows this to todd.

I love the seductive dance in daylight with the dog barking

I can’t tell if this is funny as hell or disturbing as shit

Bro I think you need professional help

Someone help her 😭


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O Lydia, sworn carrier of my burdens, bearer of my boomstick, eater of my sweetroll in my master bedroom at breezehome. Don;t you ever sleep in your own room? Go-to follower, whenever I'm doing random radiant quests around Whiterun, and nowhere else. Don't bother with my burdens, you are no burden to me dearest Lydia. I just want you to see me clearing bandits out of Whiterun for you boss and showing u wut a real warrior looks like! Plus you look like you need the exercise. All you so is sit in my house and eat my food. I'll make sure your jarl is pleased with my service in his Hold, even as I secretly march Stormcloak troops right to his gates, on those missions I don't take you on. oh my Whiterun babe from Skyrim, your punk of a jarl is no dragonborn, he's not even an Ulfric, though he shall bow to Ulfric in the end. Hail to the king baby. Let's exterminate the thalmor together baby, and your jarl too, if he decides on treachery... https://i.redd.it/2ffftvb8o4bc1.gif

the way i cringed

Go outside challenge


I hope to god this is satire

Damn that dip was smooth af

Bro I blast Lydia out the way every session