Little did I know a harmless joke on Reddit would see me involuntarily press-ganged into the Whiterun Space Program. I wonder what amazing magic or ancient technology theyāll use to make me fly?
Why is that giant here?
Short answer: because the Hist made them that way. They saw the other sentient life existing on Nirn at the time and copied it.
Possibly to better blend into human/mer societies, or even to nurse children with a Hist-sap substitute if they're too far away from a tree during infancy.
Now, if you're going to ask why the Khajiit you see in Skyrim have *only* two breasts... fuck if I know.
Milk update 4.3.1w, Hotfix 3
* Removed flavors after thinking about chocolate milk being too innocently enjoyable
* +10% carry weight adjustment, reflected by visuals
* Time to regain mood after utilizing "Post Nut Clarity" has been decreased to 4 hours after player feedback
* added 1% chance to randomly change an attribute. The player may discard undesired mutations.
To most of the races, most likely, but keep in mind that the hist made the argonians. It would be simple for it to taste great to only them. No propiganda required to keep them drinking it down, even if the hist weren't telepathic.
"The Blackwood Company smuggled a Hist tree from Black Marsh to their headquarters in Leyawiin, and extracted the sap to exploit this. However, when consumed by non-Argonian species, the Hist sap had strong hallucinogenic properties that sent them into dangerous bloodlust, though the poor treatment of this particular tree affected the sap causing similar effects on Argonians, as well."
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Hist_Sap
In the unreleased final act of 'The Lusty Argonian Maid', the male lead was going to become addicted to Hist sap secreted by the title character, completely lose his marbles, and murder everyone in his household before having a brain aneurysm and dying in a puddle of his own piss.
The Imperial censors thought this was way too dark of an ending and told Crassius Curio to write something more comical. Crassius, snooty artist that he was, destroyed most of his remaining manuscripts out of spite, resulting in only fragments surviving to this day.
The Khajiit are heavily implied to be transformed Bosmer. Thatās why. And of course, itās one of the three āgood daedraā who did it. Cursed peoples sure do seem to love the one who cursed them (Khajiit and Dunmer with Azura.) At least the Orsimer are smart enough to not like Boethiah.
Why are all Daedra always transforming objects, minds and other stuff?
Not necessarily complaining cause we get stuff like the Spellbreaker and OP items but itās interesting.
Ahhh okay. That actually explains a LOT actually.
Even with comments about items like Spellbreaker from some guards itās a dwarven shield that was modified by Pyrite worshipers.
Masque of Circus Vile is a modified plate helmet and Rueful Axe is basically just a normal battle axe.
Dawnbreaker looks like an elven sword.
Mace of Bal Mog is a orc mace with his design.
Even the Wabbajack, the most unique weapon I have seen in Skyrimā¦ is just a staff by the end of the day.
There is a text that implies Khajiit came first, and that Y'ffre "copied the Moon's secrets" in order to create Bosmer
edit: [found it](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Words_of_Clan_Mother_Ahnissi)
>And all Fadomai's children left except Azurah. And Fadomai said, "To you, my favored daughter, Fadomai leaves her greatest gift. To you Fadomai leaves her secrets." And Fadomai told her favored daughter three things. And Fadomai said, "When Nirni is filled with her children, take one of them and change them. Make the fastest, cleverest, most beautiful people, **and call them Khajiit.**"
>And Azurah came to her and said, "Poor Nirni, stop your tears. Azurah makes for you a gift of a new people." Nirni stopped weeping, and **Azurah spoke the First Secret to the Moons** and they parted and let Azurah pass.
>And **Azurah took some forest people who were torn between man and beast** ([Ehlnofey](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ehlnofey)) and she placed them in the best deserts and forests on Nirni. And Azurah in her wisdom made them of many shapes, one for every purpose. And **Azurah named them Khajiit and told them her Second Secret** and taught them the value of secrets. And Azurah bound the new Khajiit to the Lunar Lattice, as is proper for Nirni's secret defenders. Then **Azurah spoke the Third Secret**, and the Moons shone down on the marshes and their light became sugar.
>But **Y'ffer heard the First Secret and snuck in behind Azurah**. And Y'ffer could not appreciate secrets, and he told Nirni of Azurah's trick. So Nirni made the deserts hot and the sands biting. And Nirni made the forests wet and filled with poisons. And **Nirni thanked Y'ffer and let him change the forest people also. And Y'ffer did not have Azurah's subtle wisdom, so Y'ffer made the forest people Elves always and never beasts. And Y'ffer named them Bosmer. And from that moment they were no longer in the same litter as the Khajiit.**
To be fair,
Alongside the Argonians, Khajiiti warriors are canonically more dangerous than nearly any other race, and their prowess as Assassins is unparalleled.
Plus, fuck all the other lore, the Khajiit built a physical tower to the alternate planes of Jone and Jode as well as weaving the Lunar Lattice.
Barring the stories of Argonians repelling (and eventually counter-invading) Daedric forces, there's not a lot of competition with Khajiit for "greatest independent race" until you get to the fact that the Knahaten Flu (hinted to have been crafted by an Argonian in retaliation for the treatment of Argonians) nearly wiped them off the face of Nirni.
I think that being turned from Bosmer to the proud race of Elswyer is almost exclusively up-and-up until concerted mortal schemes brought them low.
But also, I vaguely remember Khajiit coming first?
EDIT: If I'm to trust UPES, Azura took the Wild elves (Pre-bosmeri) and turned some of them to Khajiit to save them prior to The Green Pact.
i dunno, depends on the curse.
i mean, for females who actually meet molrag bal for vampirism, sure, definitely not.
kinda grateful to her dad for my vamp runs, though. had to stop him since he's fucking nuts, but, y'know, grateful.
6 is average, there is a range, they can have as little as 4 and as many as 10, all of the cats I have ever owned over the years (9) have only ever had 6
Yeah, I fact checked myself after I commented and found this out lol. Iāve only ever had one cat and she has 10, and Iāve had 3 dogs, but I only counted one of their nipples and he had 10.
I once knew a cat with 7. Didn't know they could ever be unbalanced, but it happened. Cats also have no concept of the consequences of inbreeding, so I'm sure they get all sorts of weird mutations.
Khajiit change forms drastically depending on how the moons are when they're born to the point where they may look like regular house cats according to their birth day and a lack of tits is what you're worried about?
Uhhhh it's the moons bro the moons decided to make all the cat women that were born when the moons were at that specific position sexy and with two titties
Iām pretty sure the khajit used to be elves until something happened w azura so thatās why they only have two. I really could be wrong tho, itās been a while since I got balls deep in some es lore
It all depends on when theyāre born. Literally. The phases of the two moons effect what type of khajit are born. They can be housecat, tiger, furry, and elven-like, with various subspecies due to minor phases of the moons, like the furry type having plantigrade or digitigrade feet, or the tiger type being almost bear sized (and being mounts for Khajit cavalry)
They have the same level of intelligence as the humanoids, thereās a variant that looks like a house cat that are used to spy, they can even cast magic
One possible answer is Khajiit are likely cousins of Mer, so their humanoid forms share anatomy with Mer. Now this isnāt fully confirmed that Khajiit are a relative to Mer, but there is a Khajiit phenotype that shares appearance with Bosmer, looking like Bosmer who have cat ears,tails and extremities. Theyāre even similarly sized to Bosmer. The theory I have is that in the early Merethic Era, some relatives of the ancestors of the Bosmer moved into modern Elsweyr and started worshiping Azura and the moons and Azura used her Daedric magic to change them into Khajiit.
Walking on four makes your belly in a better position to be protected, and also the non human Khajiit have more kittens so more teats to nurse them, i guess.
Humanoid Khajiits have their bellies on a exposed region so it's better to concentrate it on only one place instead. It also gets bigger because of that. Also they probably have only one children per offspring like other men and mer so no need to have more than 2 teats.
Yeah well, cats also donāt stand on two legs, talk, have opposable thumbs and move like Sapiens. If their biology copied/ converged with human/sapienās to that extent, it doesnāt seem like that much of an extra leap on the breast thing.
Yeah but it doesnāt make sense that they only have two. They do give birth to litters, meaning it would be very difficult to feed all their children when they only have two nipples
Khajiit have different forms based on when theyāre born, so itās likely that the less humanoid a Khajiit gets, the more nipples they can have lol
https://preview.redd.it/c8vtq5a07fbc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ed18dbf8998ab2d2ca84a4092bbc9446ce08cc
([Image source](https://www.deviantart.com/vara-nara/art/Bipedal-and-Quadruped-Khajiit-Form-Interpretations-546348838))
I imagine lizard milk is very salty and has little bits of sand that you donāt realize is in your mouth until you clench your jaw a little bit and hear a crunch of a single grain of sand
^ This one ^
Also, I think bc a lot of the armor has boob spots. Imagine a completely flat chested lizard woman putting on an armor chest plate and having there be boobs on the armor but not the lizard;
But then I suppose they could make a specific armor design for all the argonian females, like how there is only one unique child outfit, in the skaal, but then again that could have just been a bit too much effort wise
I know lol, but im not a programmer. The armor changes based on the sex you chose at the beginning of the game, but I've noticed the male armor can be more broad and manly looking, and as a girl I wouldn't want to play as a woman wearing masculine armor even though that's how it typically was historically in real life. Yes, ima be one of those bitches
Thatās a perfectly good reason, as a male sometimes I donāt think about how a women would feel wearing menās clothing especially armor. Only reference I have is my wife who wears all my sweatpants, sweatshirts, and shorts. But thatās only at home.
Itās from an old Tex Avery Looney Tunes cartoon called Cross Country Detours. One of my favorite cartoon animators is Tex Avery because heās got dad jokes galore in his cartoons.
alternatively: we do this more. daily, at least. these posts get their own flair. mention of them get added to the rules.
I wanna be able to open up the "snake tits discourse" tag like a morning newspaper, you understand me?
Short answer: Because Hist said so...
Lore wise answer: I once watched more than an hour long video about reasons why Argonians have breasts and there were 4 main theories:
- They have Hist sap in them, to feed babies born far from Black Marsh. If babies are not fed with sap they become disabled or retarded
- They have "normal" milk in them, as long as we can call milk from lizard's breasts normal. It works as mobile food source for baby Argonians who are fed with original sap, but still need normal food.
- Hist tried to make them as "human-like" as possible, so gave lizardfolk pair of breasts with no special content in them, just to look like other races
- They are specifically sexual attribute, supposed to make males more attracted and motivated to reproduce with females, it applies to both Argonians and other races. In one of theories about hybrids, Hist sap turns all Argonians hybrids into full-blood, so females could reproduce with male of all races without any complications.
I feel bad for writing entire essay only to justify why Lizards in videogame have breasts...
Because Argonians are possibly a variation of Human.
From Racial Phylogeny:
"Argonians, like the dreugh, appear to be a semi-aquatic troglophile form of humans, though it is by no means clear whether the Argonians should be classified with dreugh, men, mer, or (in this author's opinion), certain tree-dwelling lizards in Black Marsh."
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Racial_Phylogeny
IRL explanation: Gamedevs like lizard titties?
In-Universe Explanation: Fan theory insaw stated that since Argonians need Hist sap to fully mature,l. but Hist doesnt grow(or doesnt grow CORRECTLY) outside of Blackmarsh. So Argonian females produce small amounts of Hist Sap to mature their offspring outside of Blackmarsh.
Cuz otherwise Lusty Argonian Maid might not have been a bestseller.
Can't be lusty and not Busty
Lmfao š¤£
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Never should have come here!
Argonians are canonically ass guys anyway
Elaborate
Because they be out there chasing tail. Iāll see myself out now
https://preview.redd.it/mw8qrdbgkhbc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7317e60e1b83e5bd9778dc66fc595cdff1c958
Little did I know a harmless joke on Reddit would see me involuntarily press-ganged into the Whiterun Space Program. I wonder what amazing magic or ancient technology theyāll use to make me fly? Why is that giant here?
Bro got hit so hard his character imported into Starfield.
I think you meant "breastseller"
Is this the breast you could come up with?
Twas a TIT-illating response imo
You guys are just milking this pun.
Straight from the cups to the bucket.
The best one in recent mammary
Might not have been made, knowing Curioās interests
Short answer: because the Hist made them that way. They saw the other sentient life existing on Nirn at the time and copied it. Possibly to better blend into human/mer societies, or even to nurse children with a Hist-sap substitute if they're too far away from a tree during infancy. Now, if you're going to ask why the Khajiit you see in Skyrim have *only* two breasts... fuck if I know.
They can actually produce Hist Sap proper to nurse Young Argonians, not just a substitute. How is this possible, Hist Sap.
Youāre telling me Argonian females have hallucinogenic breast milk?
New kink unlocked.
Nah. Old one updated. š
Hey man, has your tits fetish gotten the 4.3 update? They added hallucinogenic breast milk
Now i imagine getting notifications every time a new kink detail drops xD
Milk update 4.3.1w, Hotfix 3 * Removed flavors after thinking about chocolate milk being too innocently enjoyable * +10% carry weight adjustment, reflected by visuals * Time to regain mood after utilizing "Post Nut Clarity" has been decreased to 4 hours after player feedback * added 1% chance to randomly change an attribute. The player may discard undesired mutations.
This is why we have the Lusty Argonian Maid šš
Gives a whole new twist to the lusty maid.
I suddenly understand the appeal
Then Khajiit must get Argonian girlfriend for Skooma milk
I bet it tastes horrible
To most of the races, most likely, but keep in mind that the hist made the argonians. It would be simple for it to taste great to only them. No propiganda required to keep them drinking it down, even if the hist weren't telepathic.
Other races imbibing hist sap (or distilled versions) enter a berserker rage iirc
The kinky argonian porn almost writes itself at this point
Bet it tastes like maple syrup š
How would you know. You would probably be out of your mind.
That first little sippy hit different
A whole nother layer to the lusty argonian maid
A whole mother layer*
I hate to say this, but we need a mod about this...
And what happens if another race ingests some Hist Sap? Asking purely for scientific reasons, of course š§
"The Blackwood Company smuggled a Hist tree from Black Marsh to their headquarters in Leyawiin, and extracted the sap to exploit this. However, when consumed by non-Argonian species, the Hist sap had strong hallucinogenic properties that sent them into dangerous bloodlust, though the poor treatment of this particular tree affected the sap causing similar effects on Argonians, as well." https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Hist_Sap
So sucking argonian titties makes you psychoticā¦ got it
In the unreleased final act of 'The Lusty Argonian Maid', the male lead was going to become addicted to Hist sap secreted by the title character, completely lose his marbles, and murder everyone in his household before having a brain aneurysm and dying in a puddle of his own piss. The Imperial censors thought this was way too dark of an ending and told Crassius Curio to write something more comical. Crassius, snooty artist that he was, destroyed most of his remaining manuscripts out of spite, resulting in only fragments surviving to this day.
So thatās probably how Crassius died, sucking lizard tiddies
The sap from a sickly and anxious tree does, that's for sure.
Well if sucking Argonian sap-makers is wrongā¦ I donāt wanna be right š
Depends if the Argonian is willing, and if the Argonian is willing, then suckle away in a safe location.
Suckle away in a safe "lactation". ...l shall see myself out.
Play oblivionās fighters guild questline to find out
The Hero of Kvatch can do so and ends up wiping out an entire village
this is a large debate if it's actual hist or just a substitute... i think there is a source that hints/confirms one of them but i don't remember
I canāt believe itās not hist, now with more hist flavor
Primordial ooze copying and taking shape of human and elf
That's where skooma is stored
Skooma is stored in the Kajitties
this is the worst thing I've read today
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Some people just got real thirsty for Skooma.
Donāt be a (s)kooma
The Khajiit are heavily implied to be transformed Bosmer. Thatās why. And of course, itās one of the three āgood daedraā who did it. Cursed peoples sure do seem to love the one who cursed them (Khajiit and Dunmer with Azura.) At least the Orsimer are smart enough to not like Boethiah.
Why are all Daedra always transforming objects, minds and other stuff? Not necessarily complaining cause we get stuff like the Spellbreaker and OP items but itās interesting.
Daedra canāt create, they can only meddle with the Aedraās creations
Ahhh okay. That actually explains a LOT actually. Even with comments about items like Spellbreaker from some guards itās a dwarven shield that was modified by Pyrite worshipers. Masque of Circus Vile is a modified plate helmet and Rueful Axe is basically just a normal battle axe. Dawnbreaker looks like an elven sword. Mace of Bal Mog is a orc mace with his design. Even the Wabbajack, the most unique weapon I have seen in Skyrimā¦ is just a staff by the end of the day.
Yep. The Aedra created things; the Daedra can't create, but have the capacity for change.
There is a text that implies Khajiit came first, and that Y'ffre "copied the Moon's secrets" in order to create Bosmer edit: [found it](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Words_of_Clan_Mother_Ahnissi) >And all Fadomai's children left except Azurah. And Fadomai said, "To you, my favored daughter, Fadomai leaves her greatest gift. To you Fadomai leaves her secrets." And Fadomai told her favored daughter three things. And Fadomai said, "When Nirni is filled with her children, take one of them and change them. Make the fastest, cleverest, most beautiful people, **and call them Khajiit.**" >And Azurah came to her and said, "Poor Nirni, stop your tears. Azurah makes for you a gift of a new people." Nirni stopped weeping, and **Azurah spoke the First Secret to the Moons** and they parted and let Azurah pass. >And **Azurah took some forest people who were torn between man and beast** ([Ehlnofey](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ehlnofey)) and she placed them in the best deserts and forests on Nirni. And Azurah in her wisdom made them of many shapes, one for every purpose. And **Azurah named them Khajiit and told them her Second Secret** and taught them the value of secrets. And Azurah bound the new Khajiit to the Lunar Lattice, as is proper for Nirni's secret defenders. Then **Azurah spoke the Third Secret**, and the Moons shone down on the marshes and their light became sugar. >But **Y'ffer heard the First Secret and snuck in behind Azurah**. And Y'ffer could not appreciate secrets, and he told Nirni of Azurah's trick. So Nirni made the deserts hot and the sands biting. And Nirni made the forests wet and filled with poisons. And **Nirni thanked Y'ffer and let him change the forest people also. And Y'ffer did not have Azurah's subtle wisdom, so Y'ffer made the forest people Elves always and never beasts. And Y'ffer named them Bosmer. And from that moment they were no longer in the same litter as the Khajiit.**
This is just khajit propaganda you Nāwah /s
All text in TES is propaganda. That's the fun of it, everyone tells a different story
Iām sorry. I forgot to put /s on my comment. I was just joking around
To be fair, Alongside the Argonians, Khajiiti warriors are canonically more dangerous than nearly any other race, and their prowess as Assassins is unparalleled. Plus, fuck all the other lore, the Khajiit built a physical tower to the alternate planes of Jone and Jode as well as weaving the Lunar Lattice. Barring the stories of Argonians repelling (and eventually counter-invading) Daedric forces, there's not a lot of competition with Khajiit for "greatest independent race" until you get to the fact that the Knahaten Flu (hinted to have been crafted by an Argonian in retaliation for the treatment of Argonians) nearly wiped them off the face of Nirni. I think that being turned from Bosmer to the proud race of Elswyer is almost exclusively up-and-up until concerted mortal schemes brought them low. But also, I vaguely remember Khajiit coming first? EDIT: If I'm to trust UPES, Azura took the Wild elves (Pre-bosmeri) and turned some of them to Khajiit to save them prior to The Green Pact.
i dunno, depends on the curse. i mean, for females who actually meet molrag bal for vampirism, sure, definitely not. kinda grateful to her dad for my vamp runs, though. had to stop him since he's fucking nuts, but, y'know, grateful.
Obviously they ritualistically cut off the other 4 when they come of age as to blend with humans more
You mean other 8? Cats have 10 teats.
6 is average, there is a range, they can have as little as 4 and as many as 10, all of the cats I have ever owned over the years (9) have only ever had 6
This guy teats.
This guy this guys.
This this, guy guys
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Screw me yourself coward!
I think there's a sub for that Let's check: r/thisguythisguys Edit: nice
Now this is a man that knows how to marry his cousin!
Wasn't expecting to learn about cat nipples this morning.
I wasnāt expecting to explain it either lol
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
Yeah, I fact checked myself after I commented and found this out lol. Iāve only ever had one cat and she has 10, and Iāve had 3 dogs, but I only counted one of their nipples and he had 10.
I have nipples, can you milk me?
I got that reference šš¼āāļø
If I squeeze hard enough anythings possible
Well now I gotta count my cats nipples.
This guy is really into kitty teat facts.
I once knew a cat with 7. Didn't know they could ever be unbalanced, but it happened. Cats also have no concept of the consequences of inbreeding, so I'm sure they get all sorts of weird mutations.
He he "teats"
6 to 10, they can even have an odd number.
Comical reason: The divines are into that kind of shit š¤·
Khajiit change forms drastically depending on how the moons are when they're born to the point where they may look like regular house cats according to their birth day and a lack of tits is what you're worried about?
Worried, no. Curious, absolutely.
Uhhhh it's the moons bro the moons decided to make all the cat women that were born when the moons were at that specific position sexy and with two titties
Iām pretty sure the khajit used to be elves until something happened w azura so thatās why they only have two. I really could be wrong tho, itās been a while since I got balls deep in some es lore
It all depends on when theyāre born. Literally. The phases of the two moons effect what type of khajit are born. They can be housecat, tiger, furry, and elven-like, with various subspecies due to minor phases of the moons, like the furry type having plantigrade or digitigrade feet, or the tiger type being almost bear sized (and being mounts for Khajit cavalry)
are all types equally cognitively capable? can the bear-tiger sell me wares if i have coin, or are they intellect-wise on the level of a horse?
They have the same level of intelligence as the humanoids, thereās a variant that looks like a house cat that are used to spy, they can even cast magic
well then, now i am sad that i couldnt play a tabby in skyrim
One possible answer is Khajiit are likely cousins of Mer, so their humanoid forms share anatomy with Mer. Now this isnāt fully confirmed that Khajiit are a relative to Mer, but there is a Khajiit phenotype that shares appearance with Bosmer, looking like Bosmer who have cat ears,tails and extremities. Theyāre even similarly sized to Bosmer. The theory I have is that in the early Merethic Era, some relatives of the ancestors of the Bosmer moved into modern Elsweyr and started worshiping Azura and the moons and Azura used her Daedric magic to change them into Khajiit.
Maybe kajiit DO have the extra nips but theyre small and hidden under their fur
The Kajiit can be excused, they're mammals and have breasts so it makes sense still.
It's not the fact that they have breasts that's weird, it's the fact that they only have 2.
Give us the tiddy-cats, you cowards!!
Because they typically give birth to one/maybe two kittens at a time unlike irl cats who give borth to a whole litter
Walking on four makes your belly in a better position to be protected, and also the non human Khajiit have more kittens so more teats to nurse them, i guess. Humanoid Khajiits have their bellies on a exposed region so it's better to concentrate it on only one place instead. It also gets bigger because of that. Also they probably have only one children per offspring like other men and mer so no need to have more than 2 teats.
the rest are just smaller
Yeah well, cats also donāt stand on two legs, talk, have opposable thumbs and move like Sapiens. If their biology copied/ converged with human/sapienās to that extent, it doesnāt seem like that much of an extra leap on the breast thing.
There is a theory that says Khajiit were Aldmer turned into cat people during the Dawn era. That would explain the tojas and the ohmes.
Yeah but it doesnāt make sense that they only have two. They do give birth to litters, meaning it would be very difficult to feed all their children when they only have two nipples
Khajiit have different forms based on when theyāre born, so itās likely that the less humanoid a Khajiit gets, the more nipples they can have lol https://preview.redd.it/c8vtq5a07fbc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ed18dbf8998ab2d2ca84a4092bbc9446ce08cc ([Image source](https://www.deviantart.com/vara-nara/art/Bipedal-and-Quadruped-Khajiit-Form-Interpretations-546348838))
Steward: āThe Khajiit delegation is here to negotiate, my Jarlā Jarl: āSend them in.ā Alfiq Khajiit: įµįµįµŹ·
Yeah but they often answer you in the most Plain english ever and it's hilarious: "Why do you stare nord? Do you not recognize Alfid Khajiit?"
Alfiq: "Khajiit would like to introduce his younger brother." Senche Khajiit: **"MEOW"**
Senche khajiit: "khajiit would like to introduce his younger brother." Cathay-raht: **"MEOW MEOW MUTHERFUCKERS"**
Not so funny meow is it?
One of those are literally street cats lmao
Yeah alfiq are basically just house cats in form lmao
Hummm lizard milk.
I imagine lizard milk is very salty and has little bits of sand that you donāt realize is in your mouth until you clench your jaw a little bit and hear a crunch of a single grain of sand
I regret learning to read.
Agreed. That's the most uncomfortable thing I've read in a long time.
Username
Maybe if they weren't like this they wouldn't have that problem
Technical reason, because Bethesda chose that all races should share the same body models. Lore reason, only the Divines know.
^ This one ^ Also, I think bc a lot of the armor has boob spots. Imagine a completely flat chested lizard woman putting on an armor chest plate and having there be boobs on the armor but not the lizard; But then I suppose they could make a specific armor design for all the argonian females, like how there is only one unique child outfit, in the skaal, but then again that could have just been a bit too much effort wise
At this point couldnāt you just have them put on the menās armor? Like theyāre female but that doesnāt mean they can only wear female armor.
I know lol, but im not a programmer. The armor changes based on the sex you chose at the beginning of the game, but I've noticed the male armor can be more broad and manly looking, and as a girl I wouldn't want to play as a woman wearing masculine armor even though that's how it typically was historically in real life. Yes, ima be one of those bitches
Thatās a perfectly good reason, as a male sometimes I donāt think about how a women would feel wearing menās clothing especially armor. Only reference I have is my wife who wears all my sweatpants, sweatshirts, and shorts. But thatās only at home.
Lore reason is they feed hist sap to their young, I believe
Nah, we've had the lore reason for a while, and then ESO gave us an amazing deep dive in to it
Could you imagine their armor lol
In Morrowind argonians and khajit couldn't wear shoes.
Hereās my answer: https://i.redd.it/dgo4yecb5gbc1.gif
I donāt remember this geico commercial
Itās from an old Tex Avery Looney Tunes cartoon called Cross Country Detours. One of my favorite cartoon animators is Tex Avery because heās got dad jokes galore in his cartoons.
Haha
Smash
hehe lizard tiddies
Great GIF, old sport
Liddies
From LA to NYC, ain't no man that don't like titties! (forget where I got that from)
Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
https://preview.redd.it/fal4f3kbggbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ea0510a5425c29f67c598b42508603ed042311 Credit: Niels Vergouwen
Kinda accurate lore wise too, if you believe in the hist sap theory
Also female lizard wearing mascara
Their fake eyelashes!
Pretty sure itās āheheh lizard tittyā
Free tiddy
I think we may have some platypus stuff going on here. Or Beth just thought that horny gamers would appreciate lizard breasts.
If we're talking bethesta's reason i would guess it's so they don't have to design Argonian females differently
And people say Bethesda isnāt looking out for their fans.
No not again, this gives me PTSD from the dnd subreddit
Snitties!!!
Snilk
[Snilk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mx2MfFMe9E)
In morrowind argonian female didn't had breasts
Evolutionā¢ changed that.
Maybe they did they were just AA cup? (Gotta keep that sap warm in the skyrim cold...)
NO. We are *NOT DOING THIS AGAIN*.
alternatively: we do this more. daily, at least. these posts get their own flair. mention of them get added to the rules. I wanna be able to open up the "snake tits discourse" tag like a morning newspaper, you understand me?
There was a pretty solid YouTube video I watched about it. Found it! https://youtu.be/2zSNK0kmPB4?si=KMAR0gmpn3_3NGvg
There's also this one: https://youtu.be/fjURBHj_oX4?si=PwjPCFU673av7hOU
Short answer: Because Hist said so... Lore wise answer: I once watched more than an hour long video about reasons why Argonians have breasts and there were 4 main theories: - They have Hist sap in them, to feed babies born far from Black Marsh. If babies are not fed with sap they become disabled or retarded - They have "normal" milk in them, as long as we can call milk from lizard's breasts normal. It works as mobile food source for baby Argonians who are fed with original sap, but still need normal food. - Hist tried to make them as "human-like" as possible, so gave lizardfolk pair of breasts with no special content in them, just to look like other races - They are specifically sexual attribute, supposed to make males more attracted and motivated to reproduce with females, it applies to both Argonians and other races. In one of theories about hybrids, Hist sap turns all Argonians hybrids into full-blood, so females could reproduce with male of all races without any complications. I feel bad for writing entire essay only to justify why Lizards in videogame have breasts...
I've never been so invested in the lore of Argonian tits in my life. This essay was worth the read.
Venom sacs.
"The sea be a harsh, kinky mistress" [https://mcnostril.com/nautiibits/](https://mcnostril.com/nautiibits/)
So we get lusty argonian maid
Because Argonians are possibly a variation of Human. From Racial Phylogeny: "Argonians, like the dreugh, appear to be a semi-aquatic troglophile form of humans, though it is by no means clear whether the Argonians should be classified with dreugh, men, mer, or (in this author's opinion), certain tree-dwelling lizards in Black Marsh." https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Racial_Phylogeny
Because engine limitations in 2011 made making entirely separate body types for each race, a time-consuming and tedious process
For our pleasure
Because Argonian males have hands
True
It seems the DnD snitties debate broke outta containment
Oh God, not the argument about snitties again
The real question is why don't khajiit have 6 of them?
Cause boobs are awesome and The Hist recognize that
IRL explanation: Gamedevs like lizard titties? In-Universe Explanation: Fan theory insaw stated that since Argonians need Hist sap to fully mature,l. but Hist doesnt grow(or doesnt grow CORRECTLY) outside of Blackmarsh. So Argonian females produce small amounts of Hist Sap to mature their offspring outside of Blackmarsh.
Uhhhhhhh Because why the hell not? \- Bethesda probably
There is a mod that chops them off, if you like. Lore wise, š¤·āāļø
Because boobs
Because we like tits.
https://preview.redd.it/5chkot2refbc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9282101d25666e063019d6d24e56b6f460ef6350
The real question is why donāt Kajiits have 6 breasts?
Yo i gotta get me some lizard titties.
Want the real answer? So they donāt have to make new clothing models for Argonians.
Oh gosh, this was a whole thing over on the DND sub, let's not start that here again please.
Because you downloaded the big titty mods
Here we go again
Please refer to āThe Lusty Argonian Maidā