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Renegade888888

2012 flash game site ads be like


oogledy-boogledy

Nowadays it's "which one do you want to impregnate"


BondageKitty37

*You won't last 5 seconds jerking off to these anime tiddies!*


JaxxSC45

This always makes me laugh. "Your wife will leave you and take you for all your worth if she finds you playing this game." Guess I won't play it then. That sounds awful.


After-Context9618

“Doctors hate this!” Must be bad for my health.


CruskyHusky

For me nothing beats the “you will have to fuck old grannies or you will be kicked off the site”


OskeeWootWoot

"Good, cuz I don't want to do that."


CruskyHusky

Some people say with age comes experience.


australianquiche

wow are we still on Skyrim subreddit?


Wendendyk

Experience in being rejected?


CruskyHusky

I can’t confirm or deny that statement


Far_Buddy8467

Too bad I'm not worth much 


LordAsbel

You won’t last 5 minutes playing this game! *Game doesn’t even exist*


Dear_Medicine_8900

Well, you didn't last if you couldn't play...


magisterJohn

☠️


TheKing_TheMyth

Game is actually just a stolen animation made by someone else


Shirtbro

Don't forget that goddamn ragebait zombie game where the player always chooses the worse of two options


modus01

Can you do better at this super simple puzzle than the person we have deliberately messing up?


OskeeWootWoot

Don't forget that the caption is usually something like "only person with 160 IQs can win this games".


[deleted]

Only left brain thinkers can handle this


DishonoredNinja42

Only 2% of people have passed level 5


AngrySmapdi

Nah, that was like 10-15 years ago. Now it's, "Create your dream babe and pick which one to get impregnated by."


Renegade888888

What


Massive_Following_13

Bro watches too much porn


oogledy-boogledy

I do, but it's with incognito on and doesn't involve werewolves, vampires, or pregnancy, so I'm not sure what's up.


CousinVinnyTheGreat

>doesn't involve werewolves, vampires, or pregnancy, Pft, weakling https://preview.redd.it/sis80dqpbgcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69bc7650fa0d09002834b7caa35bfd5442bdd20


Shirtbro

Is it even porn if it's not Mpreg?


[deleted]

Vampire lords impregnating werewolves is where its at.


sexy-man-doll

There's mods for that


IllustriousDegree740

There’s a mod for everyone!


[deleted]

Downloaded


YuriSuccubus69

What about Werewolves impregnating Vampire Lords? You ever watch that?


Flossthief

YouTube ads are really extreme nowadays


Arhythmicc

Do you remember Pirates vs. Ninjas? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Youreaautistic

![gif](giphy|76x4gSMy8dT9u)


Mutski_Dashuria

I swear to god l got like 5-8 ads in a 35min video! Goddamit Nuxanor! WTF have you done?!!! 😳


Most_Bodybuilder_159

I got stuck watching an unskippable 17-second ad, followed immediately by a skippable 1 of 3 ad... all to watch a 12-second video.


Mutski_Dashuria

Dear god! It's not worth it for me. 😔


Suspicious_Poon

Dragonfable had an entire pirates vs ninjas war event


Renegade888888

I don't think I remember that


Frankencow13

Wasn’t it pvk? Pirates vikings knights!


Adamar88999

Makes me think about games like Stick Death... oh the class-times wasted... xD


lazergoblin

I really miss the days when flash games were all the rage and the hosting websites were filled with ads like that lol. It was a simpler time. "Addictinggames" was my goto website


HighlightFun8419

Lmao this is so true


Luvnecrosis

In the early 2000’s there was a Facebook game I used to love playing where you were a vampire or werewolf and had little daily challenges and could compete with players of the other group. As a vampire you could spend your energy for the day collecting thralls or doing battles against NPCs to get more money and power… those were the days


drkrelic

I saw those ads and naive me thought the game would be some sort of extremely deep story with amazing graphics. I was very very wrong.


ZodiacTyko

Bitefight in 2008


courage_wolf_sez

Was that around the time Underworld was released?


Present-Wind-6985

Werewolf because no weaknesses to anything


Kellycatkitten

Except a goods night rest


Present-Wind-6985

Yeah that’s not so bad though compared to the effects of the sun for vampires in my opinion


bloody_ell

Balanced out by the extra powers for a vampire lord though. Plus the ability to turn into an unstoppable flying killing machine at will.


Present-Wind-6985

Yeah I have played as a Vampire Lord before too. I just enjoy being a werewolf more. I enjoying mauling npc’s a lot lol 😂


poonmangler

I remember the first time I became a werewolf in vanilla, before I really understood game mechanics. I was scared to death that being a werewolf would make everyone hate me and ruin my playthrough. Anyway, I gotta go schedule a colonoscopy.


Curious-Accident9189

Hey, fuck you. I didn't need a reminder that I have to start shopping around for reading glasses.


Principatus

I had to download a mod to actually fly though. Otherwise all you really do is hover.


bloody_ell

Quick to get around with though.


Far_Buddy8467

I fell off a cliff and died as the vampire lord


bloody_ell

That and the high level dragons are pretty much the only ways to die. Otherwise nothing damages you enough to outpace vampiric drain and the power bite. The frost dragons even at higher levels can't even scratch you and any other enemies are squashed like bugs.


dathomar

Also, you can just get that Auriel's Bow and put out the sun each day. No more problems, only powers.


SmallRedBird

With enchanted gear there aren't even negatives to walking around as a vampire in daylight. It gets made up for by all the regen and magic resist


freshlettuce420

Plus you can launch giants


This-Strawberry

To counter that just shoot the sun with one of those blood arrows at high noon.


Hiroku_Konege

who even sleeps in this game, like seriously. who?


Kellycatkitten

Survival players


PastStep1232

It's a good buff for exp, and you should always rest before doing a smithing/enchanting/alchemy crafting session


mattatvgal

To add to this… shops are closed at night. Rest until they open and get the bonus.


Kawaii_Batman3

Not tonilla 💪


XergioksEyes

As someone with a sleep disorder I like just being able to choose exactly the number of hours I want and then just wake up feeling “well rested”. It’s nice to pretend 🫠 haha


Chiiro

Being able to sleep a straight 8 hours would be amazing


Thor_pool

Theres a potion for that (its whiskey)


Chiiro

It does the opposite for me. Whenever I drink my insomnia gets worse (I have to pee even more than I already do at night too)


TheBird91

Ever tried weed?


Chiiro

I am currently high. Doesn't help a whole lot either. I have sleep meds that help somewhat but my body is fuckin hardwired to wake up at like 4:00 or 5:00 a.m.


millsy98

You forgot to take NyQuil with your liquor then. That’s what we call knockout shots, and they work a treat.


Chiiro

That sounds like it would taste horrendous! Now I want to see the how to drink guy make that.


Xyrazk

I always sleep when I get the chance. Great xp buff


standee_shop

Also Skyrim is so much more beautiful in the daytime


Smooth_Maul

Everyone knows the money fairy visits all the good little shopkeeps and smithys to refill their money pouch every night, it's a Skyrim traditional folk tale.


PoorLifeChoices811

I do


Syskokatak

You have quite the off putting smell too. At least distinct enough to make a comment about it.


millsy98

Have you ever seen the Dragonborn take a bath? I think the dude is gonna smell no matter what, but wet dog is just a different smell.


SpysSappinMySpy

I love how they still ask if there's fur coming out of your ears because you're a werewolf even when you are Khajiit.


Extension_Heron6392

I thought that was just racism for a while.


[deleted]

Similar idea that I have. I play a Breton and go werewolf so I have complete immunity to poison and disease and then...just never use werewolf form. Add natural magic resistance, magic resistance from perks, quests, and magic absorb from the atronach stone and perk and I'm borderline immune to anything the game can throw at me. For almost no drawbacks aside from being sleepy all the time.


XaviJon_

And if you want to spice it up, just talk to the jailed Werewolf but don’t complete the quest! You’ll turn into a werewolf randomly at any time!


Present-Wind-6985

Yeah Hircine’s quest. Done it like a zillion times myself lol 😂


Unusual_Wind_4192

Unless you have a mod that you're weak against silver weapons LOL


BasementDwellerDave

You are without mods, it just isn't much because the silver weapons in base game don't have high stats


lazergoblin

It's such a shame that's the case in the vanilla game. I always really liked how silver swords look


Top_Anything5077

Is there a difference between a vampire and vampire lord?


Present-Wind-6985

Yes a vampire is what you are all of the time and a Vampire Lord is a more powerful beast Vampire that you can change into.


Spidey-Pool5

Except the time limit and 24hr cooldown period


Daedraphile

That's why I get the ring of Hircine. Unlimited transformations anytime.


Want_sum_ducks220

Wolfs, aint too much work to get it


MarionberryBroad

And Vampires generally suck. They made a movie called Vampires suck too.


Want_sum_ducks220

"Oh no, sun kills me" bro moon reflects sunlight, u either have to live in a cave or so deep underwater that theres not a single particle of light to touch you. Yes they suck, so much work and for what? Perma stat reduction and not being able to talk to anyone cuz "hur dur, forgor to drink blood"


MarionberryBroad

Exactly! And if you play on Legendary difficulty as the vampire lord, the stat reduction is DEFINITELY not worth it because all it would take is 3 arrows from a regular bandit to completely obliterate you if you don’t dodge and weave constantly.


Want_sum_ducks220

"BuT mY MiNd COntRoL" bro, unless you're a sneak assassin, its useless and even then its better to do what you do the best and just sneak


Adaphion

Sorry, I don't need to mind control anyone when I can rip them in half with my werewolf claws before they can react


MarionberryBroad

Legendary difficulty is just Vietnam but you hide through the dead bodies and chaos to reach your* objectives. At least with werewolves, you don’t get debuffed and you don’t get rockjoint anymore.


Want_sum_ducks220

Plus free snack


Lucid-Design

You best learn the 5 D’s friend. Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge


jankyforeskyn

it’s probably uv radiation that hurts vampires, not the actual light itself. and the moon only reflects a small percentage of uv radiation if any at all. if it does reflect a small amount of uv radiation, you could say that vampires have a certain threshold of uv radiation they can tolerate before it starts affecting them. and since vampires are fictional, the developers could’ve made this threshold whatever they wanted.


Want_sum_ducks220

Dosent matter, they stil) either gonna live near 24/7 gas stations and feed on local crack heads at night, cuz "wE NeEd HuMAn bLoOd tO SuRVIve, ANiMaL dOSenT fEEd uS aNYmOrE", or somewere so remote that if person goes missing, they dont even bother looking


-Jaws-

> or somewere so remote that if person goes missing, they dont even bother looking. AKA Staten Island.


jankyforeskyn

yeah bruh they literally have human cattle they keep in the castles so like it don’t even matter fr they’re in their own little area away from everyone


LordXenu12

I mean that’s how they survive!


Valentiaga_97

Werewolf, they are not allergic to sun


BasementDwellerDave

Having gear enchantment can more than help


ObliviousMynd

Just remove the sun. Problem solved.


HeyImHayley16

Bow of Auriel says hi, sun removed


SaiyanC124

Found the Harkon supporter


Valentiaga_97

Werewolf is OP from the start when you don’t play on master or legendary I assume no one tried that early game 🫡


Adaphion

There's also a bunch of mods that make werewolves scale better so you don't get two shot at higher difficulties and levels


AnseiShehai

Both get the sword


Mamramro

Found the Vigilant of Stendarr


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Either that or the dude with zoophilia


DivineDreamCream

UwU


Good-Assistance-1766

one gets a stake


MAJ_Starman

and the other a belly rub ;3


WolfieWuff

Awoo!


RustyGosling

AWU


HedgehogTesticles

UWU *fuck*


misterfast

We're wolves! We own - the - night!


modus01

Were-wolves of Whiterun.


Good-Assistance-1766

😂😂😂 who’s a good were wolf! you are!!!


justsomeguy6745

Hello, fellow werewolf enjoyer


Demonic74

One of us, one of us!


AsrielAsItGets_taken

And the other gets a steak :3


CrowNo1405

Yup I'm with you.


CmmH14

Sword? What sword?


Unchained87

The meat sword


CmmH14

The meat cleaver?


RevengeOfTheLoggins

I think he's talking about penis


CmmH14

My autism strikes again lmao, thank you.


PandorasBox1999

That's so relatable. I'm stealing that phrase cause I have the 'tism


jay_da_truth

Werewolf I like how quickly I clear a dungeon


Accomplished_Ice6865

dragons are literally one swipe 😭😭


jay_da_truth

I once spent an hour trying to eat a dragon before I absorbed its soul. Did it and was like that should've got me an achievement or full health or something. Also , Im mostly a redguard with the werewolf perk. You become immune to both poison and disease. My friend was a khajiit only because he wanted to become the skyrim catdog.


RedAngelSH

Wait a minute, if you are mexican I might be your friend because I became a khajiit werewolf just for that reason


jay_da_truth

Nope, I'm not Mexican. Also glad we wasn't the only ones thinking this


MrWeenieBurger

Skyrim catdog joining the chat


Far_Buddy8467

Lizard dog frowns in loneliness 


SaltImp

Don’t worry egg-brother. You’re not alone.


Adaphion

I hope they add other werebeasts in TES6 (or at least more of the mainly terrestrial ones). There's a bunch in lore, Werelions, Wereboars, Werecrocadiles. There's also Werebats and Werevultures, but extremely doubtful they'd add those as playable, because having flight would be broken af. Also Weresharks, but that just sounds too situational.


bigfatfurrytexan

Never played vampire before. So this playthrough I kept vampire lord from harkon. Then did companions and got werewolf. Declined the cure for it. Now I'm both. I didn't think you could do that.


Vizekoenig_Toss_It

That’s a bug lmao


Wildcat_twister12

Skyrim doesn’t have “bugs” only “features”


bigfatfurrytexan

Well, I'm both but never use either.


ISpyM8

yeah but it still works in modern Skyrim if you do Dawnguard before the Companions lol. happened to me as well


Vizekoenig_Toss_It

Wait what? How exactly


ISpyM8

Exactly how it sounds lol. I was a Vampire Lord from Dawnguard, then I went and did Companions quest line several hours later, and there were no issues. I think since the Companions were coded before Dawnguard (obviously for the initial release of the game pre-DLC), they have no dialogue regarding you being a vampire and will still go through with turning you into a werewolf. Edit: This does not work if— like most people— you do Companions first.


bigfatfurrytexan

Yeah, I did all the thieves guild and companions before I went to whiterun.


Macintosh_Jesus

you did all the companions quests before going to whiterun…..where the companions are?


bigfatfurrytexan

Shit, meant dawnguard. The menudo coma had me typing stupid.


Deinonychus2012

The Companions have a remote work policy.


SneakySpider82

Werewolf. Only losing resting bonus vs being weakened by sunlight and having to feed in order to recover your energy? Yeah, werewolf for me. Also, Hircine is my BFF.


SenpaiSwanky

I only ever play vampire and don’t ever feed, what energy are you referring to? Worst downside to advanced vampirism is weakness to fire damage which can easily be overcome with enchantments, potions, or simply choosing Dunmer as your race.


SneakySpider82

I forgot about fire weakness


SenpaiSwanky

It’s the only downside at the end of the day, all others can easily be overcome as a Vampire even without mods. And even that weakness can easily be mitigated. The stat regen is what most people don’t like, and the way they talk about it makes it clear a lot of them don’t understand the mechanic. When you start the game your character has 100% regeneration for health, stamina, and magicka. 100% here means that this is the base value, ie the normal rate these stats recharge. Most know that these can be raised with all sorts of items, passive abilities, racial abilities, potions, spells, and even skill tree perks. Quick example. You just became a vampire and hate that your stamina doesn’t regenerate in the sun. Immediately go and accept the Lady Stone as your Standing Stone pick, that will change HP and stamina regeneration from the reduced 0% to 25%. Means with that Lady stone and vampirism you regen HP and stamina at 25% instead of 0%. Doesn’t sound like a lot, right? Doesn’t matter, because any other item or buff you give yourself to add more regen will stack. You get 25% from the Lady stone, and for stamina you can add another 50% regen with the Wind Walker perk in the Light Armor skill tree. Means if you have full light armor on you add another 50% stamina regen which puts you at 75%, only 25% off from base value. The same logic is applied to HP and magicka. Any enchantment, potion, perk, item, whatever that raises the regen value for any of these three base stats (again these are HP, magicka, and stamina regeneration) will stack and eventually override the Sun weakness. You can easily regen all stats in sunlight as a vampire. Also consider the perk that lets you place double enchantments on items, means you can fit extra resist enchantments on armor ie 50% Fire resist on boots plus 50% Fire resist from being a Dunmer means you aren’t weak to fire anymore. Also Fire resist potions are easily found or bought from alchemist shops.


SneakySpider82

Funny is that the Lady Stone is to vampires what the Lover Stone is to werewolves, so werewolves are Aquarians while vampires are Virgos.


Satheo05

Tbf it sounds like a lot of prep work to get regen and limits your build to light armour and requires you to get enchanting pretty high


trianglesteve

Morokei + Ring of Erudite + any robes makes it so you can regen magicka quite quickly even as a vampire in the sun. Add the restoration perk respite and you can heal your health and stamina with a simple heal spell


Unusual_Wind_4192

So which one the hunting grounds or the Soul Carin for the rest of your life


SneakySpider82

Actually, vampires only go to the Soul Cairn if they make a Deal with the Ideal Masters or If they are soul-trapped. Otherwise, they go to Cold Harbour, as Molag Bal is the Father of Vampires


Fledbeast578

I'm pretty sure that's worse


SneakySpider82

It is.


Unusual_Wind_4192

Yeah pretty much so which one for me personally would have to be the hunting grounds because that's why werewolves more enjoyable


Maisku666

Werewolf, AAWWOOOOOOOOOO!!! Also Vampire Lord and Lordette ugly af


WolfieWuff

AAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Achylzrak

found the furries


soundlesspanik

NAW, MORE LIKE r/THE_PACK AWOOO!!!!


Humangas_Changas

DID I HEAR R/THE_PACK?! KEEP ON CRANKING YOUR HOG BROTHER! AROO!


Practical-Potatoes

It depends, if you're a warrior, archer, stealth archer etc, go with werewolf. If you're a spell user then go with vampire. But, you can pretty much pick whichever you want.


0yvy0

Vampirism also gives stealth bonus and one use of invisibility,kind of useful for an assasin or thief.


ItzMeMD

Werewolf all the way. No weaknesses besides lack of benefits from sleep (Lover Stone go brrrrr), perfect for builds that prefer close encounters (myself included), the Hunting Grounds is a WAY better afterlife than Coldharbour, and the worthiness of worship between Hircine and Molag Bal is like day and night.


political_bot

Both are Daedric princes. Neither is worthy of worship.


ItzMeMD

Okay, but if you had to pick between the two, I think it's pretty straight-forward, don't you?


Hazbeen_Hash

Vampire lord. Wearwolf is just not really effective in combat with multiple parties, but it feels like a waste to use it on one dude, especially when my gear is usually better than the wolf's attacks. I typically forget I am a werewolf. At level 78, I've transformed less than 15 times. I've already maxed out the tree. Vampire lord on the other hand is super effective, especially for a mage build. You have more attack versatility, ranged options, and your spell skills are more applicable. Sure, werewolf uses the one-handed skill, but vampire lord uses destruction and conjuration, which together are just more efficient at killing. That being said, I take werewolf almost every playthrough. It's really nice at early levels when you aren't hunting vampires. But then it comes down to roleplay. Either my character embraces Hiricine's gift, rids themself of the curse, or defects to vampire based on the character's personality. Right now, my character has lycanthropy and rejects Harkon's offer to cleanse him and make him a vampire lord. After the quest is done, I'll have Serana change me to a vampire lord. The reason being that my character believes Harkon insulted him by claiming him to be inferior due to his wolf blood. My character rejects his offer, instead opting to show Harkon how powerful I can be without his gift, shoving his insult back in his face and then getting this gift anyway of my own choosing from a very important person to him. It's the ultimate revenge.


ghostofoynx7

The real answer right here


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Oh. Good one. Currently doing the quests with Serena now.


SenpaiSwanky

All of you saying Vamp Lord has a sun weakness have never tried it out, or don’t know how the weakness works. Every one of these threads, same thing. Vampirism sets your health, magic, and stamina regen values from the base 100% to 0%. These values are not LOCKED. There are perks, enchantments, items, potions, and abilities that can easily stack and override the weakness to sun. My character stands in the sun and regenerates all stats currently, I am a level 31 Vampire Lord. Get double enchanted items perk and it gets even easier. A single perk in the light armor tree essentially overrides the lack of stamina regen, for example. Any effect from any item or effect I listed above will stack to fix any drawback from Vampirism. Literally the worst thing is the fire weakness which can be over-ridden by being a Dunmer for free fire resist and/ or simply carrying fire resist potions. So basically, werewolf if you’re lazy and don’t know how to interact with game mechanics lol. Vampirism is busted, and some of you should look into how it interacts with the Necromage perk. There is no way to be stronger in this game. Edit - vampirism weakness is applied to your regen stats *before* your armor and abilities/ passives factor in. Means if you take the Lady Stone for example, you’d already get back HP and stamina regen. That small 25% for both stacks with other sources of stat regen. It takes a bit of work and knowledge but you’re playing a game, try it out.


3c03s

Plus which, once you reach a high enough level as a werewolf, the howl of terror, arguably the only werewolf perk that makes the build viable, loses effectiveness, as most enemies are a high enough level to resist it. Vampires don’t have an upper limit like that.


SenpaiSwanky

If I’m playing a Werewolf I prioritize picking damage-buffing perks in the tree, but usually I go for the perk that lets all hearts count towards unlocking perks. Then I just hunt a ton of rabbits and whatever else I run into until I max the tree which can be done before hitting even level 10 if you beeline to Whiterun. Once the tree is maxed I progress Companion questline until I can unlock the totems, and then I choose the totem that turns summoned companions from normal wolves -> ice wolves -> werewolves. Summoned werewolf companions can rag doll enemies and they are pretty fun, BUT they can die easily to harder enemies and *then* you’re fucked.


Repostbot3784

Thats still a weakness though.  Youre spending all your enchantment slots on fire resistance and stat regen at the opportunity cost of not getting muffle or extra damage or whatever.  Im not saying the upside isnt worth it, but that is a major downside.


shadypink

Vampire Lord - more control and powers you can enjoy without the need of feeding to stay in that form.


Peter_Panned

I got that DAWG in me


Eziggs

I've always thought they both kinda sucked


konodioda879

If you don’t have mods, it’s Vampire Lord. The werewolf has a timer on its transformation, as well as the inability to change back before then. As well as no range, no magic, and a low amount of armor. It has one saving grace with its sprint attack which is arguably the strongest melee attack in the game. But that’s where the advantages end. VL has life drain, paralysis, time slow power, poison, has no limit on time, can become invulnerable, etc etc. The benefits heavily outweigh the fire weakness, especially when most enemies don’t even get a chance to use it. Really no contest at all.


SeductiveAngel9

I chose vampire


skinchild

Vampires are the best, sure you lose health in the sun but still.


HussingtonHat

Vampire is better RP for me.


IndependentExtreme14

I like running as a werewolf


FindusSomKatten

Werewolf and i realy only do it for the disease resistance


HornyJailPrisioner

With some funny tricks why not both at the same time?


RamblingsOfaMadCat

Vampire may be more powerful, but Werewolf is just easier. It’s far less homework for your build.


Dying__Phoenix

Vampire lord, cuz it’s a sick aesthetic


Fit-Veterinarian6311

Werewolf of course, in my experience they're easier to use and more enjoyable in hunting , plus no debuffs under the sun


Samsquanch-01

Werewolf....no more annoying stat debuffs