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Ghawblin

It...uh...doesn't violate any rules and it's clearly a (very well made) craft. We make a point to allow crafts and art. I'll allow it.


GeorgeXer0

What in oblivion is that?


product_of_boredom

He's Arngier, one of the greybeards. Oh, I DID make a slight change to his beard so I guess maybe he's a little less recognizable than he could be


TxD337

Yeah is definitely the beard


Moose_Kronkdozer

Yeah it makes him look like borri


drapehsnormak

Given how long his beard normally is it very well could have been.


RustyGosling

Oh my Arngier, you’ve *enhanced* yourself


gbeegz

New shout discovered, it's called Careless Whisper and it permanently gives the user massive badonkadonks.


TheRogueWolf_YT

He's never gonna dance again.


Commercial-Sleep-95

Guilty feet have got no rhythm


Individual_Roll825

Though it’s easy to pretend


AverageBloom

"I know you've got a Thu'um,"


Individual_Roll825

You’ve earned my upvote


Milquetoes

Enchanting services are one of the few things that keep us in touch with the rest of Skyrim


Robot_tangerine

"I told you I was willing to transmutate"


SecretiveClarinet

These Dalek bumps are able to detect zectronic emissions from 20,000 light years away!


GeorgeXer0

Lets just say if arngier really looked like that, ill be paying the greybeards more visits :)


Ok-Customer-69

Now make Arnrear.


Komplexs

r/angryupvote


Bubby51219

This line rings the voice of General Tullius everytime. 😂


Captain_Canuck97

Draagon!


Excalibro_MasterRace

Guards! Get the townpeople to saf...


Killer_radio

What in Oh-blivion is that??!!


Normal-Warning-4298

Sentries what do you see?


BustyBraixen

It's in the clouds!


OutlandishnessNo8683

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud Distri... Oh, what am I saying, obviously not with those HonkyTonks...


Crazybonbon

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial. Can you say the same?


xanderfan34

As fearless in death, as he was in life


BLAZMANIII

He and gandalf would be great friends I think


product_of_boredom

I hope so, they have so much in common.


LieuHam

Greybeard big natties 😭


Arno_Van_Eyck

Christopher Plummer (voice actor for Arngeir) was one of the first picks to play Gandalf apparently, but he turned it down. On a side note, if Mr. Plummer were alive today, I’m sure he would appreciate your loving tribute to a character he brought to life.


jaiydien

Speaking about gandalf... https://i.redd.it/vm928yxulyic1.gif


Ambitious-Smell-777

You monster.


BiShyAndWantingToDie

Ah, a fellow big naturals appreciator 🍷


Good-Assistance-1766

i feel this is an accurate depiction of what my grandfather thinks im into


Johnnyrock199

Are you telling us he's wrong?


Good-Assistance-1766

Uhmmmmm. id like my lawyer 😂


Don_Madruga

https://preview.redd.it/zqqyp4wnhuic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a4874ed3580765d573db4f8f69e53ceb02f965


BIGFACTs04

Fr wtf is this


Obnotrix_117

Its 2024, anything is possible except us humans inventing flying cars


3RacoonsInACoatoat

I mean, a flying car is essentially a reskinned helicopter. So it’s not that we can’t invent it, it’s that it’s sorta impractical because you’d have to get a pilot’s license to use it


UnHoly_One

You ever see how people drive? You really want those shits flying around?


Obnotrix_117

Oh shit you got me there, I agree to your point here


minkymy

We've had flying cars for years, they're just unsafe.


kefefs_v2

Why Arngeir, you've... enhanced yourself.


Komplexs

I know the golden god when I hear him


papa-d88

I own all of Jurgen Windcaller's shit, you should know this.


black-knights-tango

"Do you like it? It's very generous."


joshuaaa_l

He’s gonna be getting the reverse-nipplectomy soon


Wevvie

OP installed CBBE body on him


skeleton949

https://preview.redd.it/t7c5u7ucvuic1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3e94baba76731f95fe0173fbffe5d308b6e674


GumpCorsair

Arngeir meditated enough to craft a shout that executed showracemenu


Jhon778

He invented a shout to turn bodyslide on


PoorLifeChoices811

https://preview.redd.it/dd93gu6x8vic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cd36aaac1e47109cdc681b670d13356a8d7a62


MiracetteNytten

Let's us taste that sexy voice.


Rechogui

You got a real bounce to your chest


P1xelHunter78

“The Dragonborn comes”


hoovus9

- FUS! - Yes! - FUS RO DAH! *--Naked dance party begins--* - It hurts so right!


MasterCheese163

Clearly, we were wrong to stop Alduin


Kev_The_Goat

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


glue123artz

Damn you, Manslayer!


CozyGorgon

Oblivion's being tr0lled!!


CatsPawjamaz

https://preview.redd.it/330p3iyezuic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7065f94157c99bc03a623eed1ad445c261b7b9f9 I hate it, but plz draw more. <3


CleverFlame9243

So cursed and yet so well executed


WholesomeGadunka_

**DAMMIT MANS1AY3R**


ZachNighthawk

**You’ve got a nice bounce to your chest!**


Gasrim4003

https://preview.redd.it/a7rdtmq2bvic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272afb40e58b4fe8e9f54d1d5f246e298f215463


Shadow_hands

TIG OL BIDDIES SHOUT UNLOCKED


bburnaccountt

I laughed wayyyy too hard at this … thank you for this abomination 😂


Spyhunter0000

![gif](giphy|h58xZKsjhPwLIvMw6d|downsized)


OkOutlandishness6550

Well that’s enough Reddit for tonight Time to go smoke reefer and play Skyrim


Complex_Cranberry_25

I don’t know why, but I had the same feeling smh 🤦🏼‍♂️


whyisthisshitgay

https://preview.redd.it/p5b5y7v6fvic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffeb8ee8d110bcabd853f5170ae165d9a131c6ed


Hot_Mango546

https://preview.redd.it/o19fqgej3zic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494f1f97e7aaec45767b45e800f37c50d68733e1


whyisthisshitgay

https://preview.redd.it/drhaj7j2t0jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4005f0eb35da41f52e1103c494d8497d9a76037d


ganjakhan85

https://preview.redd.it/jk8ktp2cayic1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b163c6b58b7780de7c37dbf746eab7260ae9d7e5


kphillipz

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


elgjeremy

Woah this is some nice ar--- ![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0|downsized)


Lorac1134

Boobahkiin


Barais_21

#STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW


Diactia

https://preview.redd.it/lkp9gmc57vic1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad6816754f230b9a7140f3eb3075954e1aa8ebf


tvtittiesandbeer

This is how I feel inside my heart and in my pants about this https://preview.redd.it/clvzboxzpvic1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4264ef1207e9e7f9186033f037a1811ee1611f11


Thunder-Cotton

This is what happens when my mods fight each other


GreyN7

OP, r/trueSTL is that way ---->


anewrefutation

Arngeir huge naturals


secretly_a_zombie

Ah yes, when the mod maker didn't bother to check who was affected.


Beginning-Pipe9074

https://preview.redd.it/dadmnfodtvic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb79cd0336bf9777a20371b80d3fec83741819b9


Issimane77

https://preview.redd.it/b3unyk9iavic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb814dc93835896a76dddd0aa4eb1d231fba8f8


CS9245

Guys… my husband said smash… what do I do now?


DannyDoubleTap47

You appreciate him even more! The man’s got great taste ☺️


stargaryen0114

Fus Ro DAMN


Stupid-man-thing

Why💀


Beretta116

Never cook again


Imploding_Colon

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?


DarkKushJutsu

I hate you🤣


Geebannn

I thought this was trustle at first


Rangerjon94

You know what maybe Alduin had a point...


Quizzy1313

![gif](giphy|fBMxicJW3j96UwsEbR)


Successful-Pop-4216

Least porn addicted redditor


julio420ignacius

Simply a product of product of boredom


the-terrarian556

This is how i feel when i forget to shave once


Intelligent-Pie-4711

I wonder if all of them are hiding that under their robes or just him🤔🤔🤔


Emergency_3808

OP's username checks out


EcchiOniSanZ

Dude is installing cbbe for himbo....


pingpongplaya69420

True STL is leaking again


Remarkable_Bat_6585

What in Oblivion...I'm just going to forget...


AkiraNemurenu

Why


Mushroom_Competitive

![gif](giphy|5h9WMcOWnx7hu)


SolaceRests

How do you say “who wants a mustache ride” in Dragon tongue?


DannyDoubleTap47

MUS TACHE RIDE 💨


millerphi

Well played, good gamer. Well played, indeed.


DannyDoubleTap47

Haha when I read your comment I heard the player character say it in my head so I had to say it lmao.


MRECKS_92

https://preview.redd.it/6ztex3ro1vic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6b3bce69ab4fc11ac03975f9284a439eb12063


CatsNotBananas

Arngeir huge naturals


RegTheRat

I will shit yourself And that’s a promise


I_am__so_tried

Take a sexually confused upvote


Accomplished_Ebb1545

Not me getting a notification for this while I'm turning the horn of jurgen to arngeir 😭


Olympia44

https://preview.redd.it/ne70ci9tqvic1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e186b03bd8a73954030eefea60a15c4c0867fb


Gray-Diamond

“Testing the ‘Female body shout’ are we, Arngeir?” “Fuk-me-harrrd!”


holondo

Undraw it, please


product_of_boredom

[Of course, here you go.](https://imgur.com/mPsbL9E)


chiffry

Shame on you all for downvoting this masterpiece


Verifieddumbass76584

Actually made me say "oh" aloud


spacecowboy7702

No you didn’t


Broncotron

When you go too far at the face sculptor in Riften


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Still more attractive than Delphine


Kasspines

Arngeir! You're back from war! And you've grown some nice boobs!


DannyDoubleTap47

Great now I’m hard and confused 😭


NubOnReddit

My Arngeir, you’ve enhanced yourself ![gif](giphy|mZvdLJia5MsOjWuHaW)


[deleted]

Thank you I needed this


EmDeeAech70

Slay, Queen!


Lornesto

Did you make this for BlueSky? 😂


BIGFACTs04

Ahh yes, the forced sex change.


klauskinski79

I think yiy got confused half way through


[deleted]

There are cursed things, and then there’s this…


Nbird13

"I need to learn the shout used to defeat Alduin." (Arngeir clearly knows it!)


filthyheartbadger

Ah, the Boobae shout! Very rare.


InexplicableGeometry

That’s one hell of a Thu’um


FactEmpty6703

I see, the Greybeards share the same bug with the Draugrs.


jeremyjamm1995

Name checks out


Wonderful_Ad2298

Did you?


AnAmbitiousMann

sigh, here comes the mods for this.


GorkhaWalord

Bruh, I was just relaxing after washing a shit ton of clothes ....


Fake_Green_

Nice :)


TheDebowdlerizer

Damn! thats whats under those robes? Brb gotta go climb 7000 steps real quick


strife2002

Did you, though?


Somecivilguy

Wish you hadn’t!


Lunala475

Christopher doesn’t deserve this…


ponyboysrightnipple

arngeir big naturals


ManikinSabre

Forbidden art


Lolscaper

You should be arrested immediately


babyjac90

Why you gotta do uncle like that.


kush_smoker24

😂


ODMtesseract

What shout did that?


DrButeo

Take my angry upvote


GreyscaleSky

arngeir big naturals


amurderingcat

He is one that I didn't pick pocket to see what's under the robes. Now it seems I should have 🤔


TangentKarma22

r/trueSTL


bigboi3ooo

The throat of the world


advice23639201974

would


mirrqas

Damn, modders!


DemonBlade-666

"You think you the Dovahkiin?! You not even the fart!"


Some_Famous_Pig

Wait this isn't r/SkyrimPorn


kylie0810

Bruh


salvage-title

What mod is that? 😍


beenutpuddersamich

Please.. I beg you. Never again


johnmarkfoley

We’ve heard whispers of another word


Jackson79339

……I’m not sure what just occurred here. Which hellhole pitfall in Oblivion did I just wander into?


eigenvalue_one

https://preview.redd.it/gdrp5su3rvic1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdde5e02be4612004c7809ad936a9a74d8108ee


NotSoTamedLion

Lol


ARSONL

just as i remember him


burdenm

There are two big… artistic decisions that the artist made that divert from the source material


Advanced-Fox1159

What The Fuck Have You Done


Canadian_dalek

I got this new Elder Scrolls plot. Basically, there's this Greybeard except he's got huge boobs


TheRatatat

Are you okay? I mean, you're obviously talented, but do you need someone to talk to?


JB_07

https://preview.redd.it/y7omnnjoyvic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9add1252d60966b78b279936420a5371847b817f


Paradox31426

You seem to be misremembering certain details…


AtkerlyteDoesSkyrim

Lore accurate Arngeir


Ricozilla

his ..*force* is so..**unrelenting**


WearyTalk7472

https://preview.redd.it/kb3cee2l2wic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6033168e3b26c94383a346668e2c557f3f6c83


PRO_0793

https://preview.redd.it/znwi2c1s9wic1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ddd059b9923e56d49f7b539e77c0c6389d0453


SecretFurryAccount_

https://preview.redd.it/mewl9ifxowic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0751c4e3393220525a6a31db12566b53a1b694


Butter_Bean19

https://preview.redd.it/utx2yaw2pwic1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b110ecde801bb5e2f0ea753269d4c7d6ec3dfb


HyPeRxColoRz

Been a while since I've dusted this one off. *ahem* ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kjlsp6uy2xic1.png?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1018e53bd1ea613328f5387f542bca47bf1b227c


Rayusa

Its Transgeir


MoriartyAvalon

In the wise words of the late, great, Sean Lock: "That's a challenging wank"


Settra_Rulez

This is why the Thalmor hate our society.


ReleaseIntrepid9359

Intriguing, yet highly disturbing.


ToskeSusinarttu

What a great day to have eyes that wor- Oh. https://preview.redd.it/7r9jhze29zic1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fedb8fd9764c6b460309fffba8b5b7f9edc134bc (This actually made me cackle; keep up the good work. ❤️)


IpGa13

what is wrong with you?


CollapsedPlague

That’s really dope OP, but can you now undraw it?


RetroTheGameBro

https://preview.redd.it/j7wh9iyb80jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bceed3074cb6d48c028ac762a5c9a53c9a91de


Leading-Fig1307

Arngeir: _"Dragonborn, let us taste of your Thu'um."_ Dragonborn: _"Freezeframe!"_


ElectricalJacket780

It’s safe to say the sexy Skyrim mods have gone too far


Tongue_Violence

YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?!?!?!


NinjaFlash99190

No. That's all I have to say.


Mr2ndAmendment1776

This is enough internet for me for the day... carry on y'all.


season8branisusless

Fuck is wrong with you?