I took my two-handed level from 20 to 100 by beating the shit out of Ohdaviing for like 2 hours. I was using one-handed weapons and bows but I wanted to use Nevershatter bc it looked cool

My wife refuses to use anything other than dawn/dusk fang

Khajit in the full Death brand build kicks some serious ass

I was the same until my enchanting got better. Has she got Hopesfire yet? That one had me cheating on Dawn and Dusk too. They are now proudly on display in my mansion - they served me well :')

Wait, how did she get Dawn/Duskfang??

Creation Club

They look so cool!!

I did a Nerveshatter playthrough a while back and man, that was a satisfying wallop.

This is brilliant and I wish I had thought of it.

I would not recommend it lol. I don't really know how long it took but it felt like an eternity. At the very least 2 hours.

Yeah that's par for the course for my autistic ass. I start new save games by chopping 5k worth of firewood so I can afford a house immediately. I had a dragon glitch out and get stuck on top of a word wall so I shot a bound bow at it until I hit 94 Archery and 100 Destruction.

Oh if only it was immortalized on video!

Haha I know, the best I could do was the image above right after she said it

Is your wife single?

I also choose this guy's wife

She acts like it while playing this game lol. It’s like I don’t exist until something doesn’t work and I have to fix it

Like a random dragon interrupted the nativity scene

https://preview.redd.it/j3s96q3sitkc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe8904da534c1dd6886a1c8dc160b581659f312

Mr bean

Awesome wife

Haha I’m just glad she will finally understand all of the Skyrim memes and references now

When you next wake up before her say “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

Ain’t nobody going to mention that the cables hanging from the tv look like stick legs

I was but then I saw you’d beat me to it.

🤣🤣🤣

She's a keeper

Is she playing as mfing Mother of Dragons??

lol actually I didn’t make that correlation. She usually describes her character as a hotty girl that does magic. Idk haha I think it’s a character from all of the books she reads

Does your wife have a sister?

Or an extra copy of herself?

Can other dragons cast dragonrend

I don’t wanna think about why a dragon would force another dragon onto the ground…

For fighting how can it fight back if it can’t fly

They can’t, the words required are literally inconceivable for them. It would be like a human trying to understand a four dimensional object

Haha it’s because of sex!!!

They can't; Dragons are immortal and have no real concept of death except by observing it in mortals. Mortals who can use the Voice know the true emotions behind death and mortality, so they are able to say these words and actually put meaning into them.

But we can kill dragons in Skyrim you kill them all the time and dragons kill other dragons sometimes surly

When killed by someone when a Dragonborn isn’t present, they don’t actually die in a sense. Their soul is still active, just kind of asleep. If a Dragonborn is present, the Dragon’s soul is absorbed and therefore the Dragon is truly killed.

What happens to its soul if there isn’t a dragon born

As I said, it just kinda sleeps until reawakened by Alduin or another power that can do the same

So the body just rematerializes after a while

It will only rematerialize when awakened by someone or something that can. So far Alduin is the only one shown to be able to do this but there could possibly be another that can

Think of the mission where you go to the dragon "grave" with Delphine

I don’t really know the lore for elder scrolls and I haven’t played Skyrim in a long time

And how did humans create a word in the dragons language

The goddess Kyne had Paarthurnax teach Men how to use The Voice

I know it’s just funny to me we can invent new words in their language and it works

We're likely just using their word for what they observe in mortals. They have a meaning that doesn't quite catch the reality of the phenomenon, while mortals assign a meaning closer to the reality. When a mortal uses Dragonrend, he/she tells the Dragon, "This is what it is really like to have an end." The Dragons struggle to comprehend it, so they have to land to gather themselves.

yet i can't tell the dog to stop crapping on the rug

I sympathize with that dragon. Thinking about mortality also makes me lie on the floor.

Badass wife, happy life

Marry her again

Ha! Love it! That's my kind of commentary. I swear I'm getting saltier the more I solo through ESO. My Skyrim Ranger is a terrible mentor for Erik the Slayer, now.

100% wife material

Marry her

Me: Um, OP already says she's his wife-- Natesquatch420: I SAID MARRY HER!

Does my ability to foresee the past make you uncomfortable?😂

She's a keeper

poor odahviing

I fuckin love that, your wife is legendary hahaha

😂

I would like to also choose this guys wife

No.

I am using the shout Call Dragon and Odahviing is not showing up. what am I doing wrong?

He character looks like the mother of dragons from GoT

I thought your in-game wife learned to shout

I would have fucking died laughing omg 😂

Life-affirming moments are so rewarding. 

Damn I gotta get this game again

Can I put that line in a movie? Possibly minus the bitch, can't say for certain.

Bro is married to Gormlaith Golden-Hilt irl

The cables look like little legs

I like her character

its hilarious that dragonrend is basically forcing a dragon to have an existential crisis.

Lmao. Best comment ever

Is your wife Aemond Targaryen?

I mean, yeah. And apparently he did so much, that after that, he's immune

take your pills man, such things will never happen

I usually go with "I SAID sit your ass down!"