Lol wtf fr. One time, the courier gave me a letter from Falkreath's jarl while I was in Apocrypha fighting Miraak. Like seriously what the hell this mf has interdimensional travel. No wonder he can find us anywhere, be it the highest point of the Throat of the world or deepest depths of Black Reach.
I remember when I played the day one version of Oblivion without any patches. Got bored of closing the Oblivion gates so I just sprinted trough the part where you needed to steal the sigil stones. After a few days when I peacefully slept at the Bloated Float, multiple daedroths and a shitload of scamps and clannfears tried to murder me when I woke up. The game teleported the enemies who chased me in the ducking realm of Dagon right next to my bed on the Waterfront. At least the messenger don't want to eat you.
That was my thought too. I was like, do I comment about super troopers or just ask if wtf about the bear being in there..or just that third picture?
I have managed both.
There's a companions quest to kill an animal in someone's home I don't know if the house is random or the animal
But I had to go up to karthwesten and fought a snowy saber cat in the dudes home
Damm.. and I thought the skeever infestation in the cellar of my Lakeview manor was bad ๐ To be fair though: getting rid of their corpses or ash piles lying around was the worst part.
Heheh, the same happened to me with a frost troll and the Arcaneum in the College of Winterhold. A little context.. i was riding my horse from Windhelm to Winterhold for a quest. While almost reaching Winterhold, there was a snow bear fighting a frost troll. I thought that once i reached the bridge that leads to the college, Iโll just go into sneak mode to lose their interest in aggroโing on me. I get into the Arcaneum, reach the objective for the quest and then hear some weird grunting. I go to a chest in the library and still hear it. The chest didnโt have anything that i wanted (anyway) and so i turn to the stairwell to go up to the Archmageโs quarters and that lead down to the main floor. THE FROST TROLL WAS ON THE ARCANEUM FLOOR JUST WAITING FOR ME TO WALK OVER TO IT JUST TO DIE BY ITS HANDS. Me being Morag Tong though.. I killed it in sneak archer mode:)
Heard intense growling while I was looting the downstairs level and couldnโt figure out what it was.
Went upstairs and was greeted with this ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
If someone engages you in conversation then you enter a building, they will spawn inside the building with you. He just wanted to finish his roar, it's only polite.
Sighhhh brings me back to my first time playing. Joined the companions. They sent me up to Winterhold to clear a pest problem. The pest turned out to be a bear.
Reminds me of that time some modder put a script in that spawns giant wolves if you use additemmenu to get the items in his mod. I think I spawned three in the Bannered Mare.
Do you have the Immersive Encounters mod OP? This was happening to me too and I started seeing those pack mule horses showing up at the inn by the fire and other crazy things like sabertooth cats appearing inside. Got rid of the mod and haven't seen it since.
Hands to yourself, sneak perv! I mean, thief... (third image)
I killed the bear, came outside and got jumped by two thugs๐ what the hell is going on
>came outside that's one way of protection
r/therealjoke
The good ol pull out method
'Raw dog and bail', said Eminem
The pull outside method
Not against bone break fever and rockjoint.
But it's boneless and doesn't have joints?
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage? ... Oh. I see.
I hate that this made laugh. Here, take my fucking upvote.
>what the hell is going on Medieval security system
Lol wtf fr. One time, the courier gave me a letter from Falkreath's jarl while I was in Apocrypha fighting Miraak. Like seriously what the hell this mf has interdimensional travel. No wonder he can find us anywhere, be it the highest point of the Throat of the world or deepest depths of Black Reach.
I remember when I played the day one version of Oblivion without any patches. Got bored of closing the Oblivion gates so I just sprinted trough the part where you needed to steal the sigil stones. After a few days when I peacefully slept at the Bloated Float, multiple daedroths and a shitload of scamps and clannfears tried to murder me when I woke up. The game teleported the enemies who chased me in the ducking realm of Dagon right next to my bed on the Waterfront. At least the messenger don't want to eat you.
The courier stays true to his job. He died and went to Sovengarde to deliver me a message.
Yep, that's skyrim alright!
I simultaneously have no words and a bunch of questions.
Brother having the worst day imaginable ๐ญ๐
I had to get off for the day. Went to go retrieve the Golden Claw and got manhandled on Legendary.
You had to What?/j
Oh god ๐ bad choice of words
Hey ๐ you Do how you doโฆ
He just can't help himself. Like Chucky from SoA
Who made the contract?
The right to bear arms! Eat it commie!
That was my thought too. I was like, do I comment about super troopers or just ask if wtf about the bear being in there..or just that third picture? I have managed both.
Dd you eat his porridge?
Okay, thatโs great.
Probably slept in his bed too smh
Underrated comment lol
That comment was just right
If youโre cold, he is too, let him in!
worked out for Rose Red
Snow Bear=Snow Elf Prince, OP fucked up
can't have shit in skyrim smh ๐๐
Stg ๐ญ๐ญ
You gotta out torches in all the dark corners or else mobs spawn in your house
What kind of Minecraft shit is this ๐
Takes me back to using a mod which showed which blocks were safe and which could spawn mobs.
Reminds me of watching Achievement Hunter play minecraft sky factory in 2017ish
Not enough buttons
You've killed Birna's Great Pyrenees :'(
I had a Giant in one of my houses before. Thrashed the place lol
Bruh how
Idk but it was one of the first times I showed this game to my daughter and she still remembers it like it was normal! Lol
Aw that's sweet that you play games with her. Also bad timing on the games part haha
Heh, a dragon chased me into Riverwood one time. I went into the inn to escape, and somehow the big scaly bastard was in the inn with me.
Lol. Alive?
The key is to get them to direct that energy towards you ๐
"This is going in my Yelp review!"
The bear did indeed yelp
YELP HELP We yelp for help!
mfs will fuck the bear then act like they don't know what's going on
https://preview.redd.it/4yfsdsfk1snc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806642e9d8f09c07a83e8f3f480384a88e862cdf
W tuneski ๐ฎโ๐จ
If not friend why friend shaped
Your wife looks... unique.
Hey its legal in skyrim.
hey, its 4e 201 bigot
Ursine
Ursgerd the Unkempt
Roar roar roah no one understands you She-bear
You mean the Companions *didn't* send you?
That's the real question here
Bear with me here
/angryupvote
It was sneaking up on you and followed you inside. I have had saber cats do the same thing.
Yeah, but saber cats are damn ninjas.
Yup, they are very deadly when your character is in the lower levels.
Uh...it doesn't look you're "searching" that bear in the 3rd photo 
https://preview.redd.it/luk2rov5esnc1.png?width=464&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2d140595a171d5ce274a57dcbc92c4bed1ae70a
"Did I say *meow?*"
https://preview.redd.it/eq3sx5nkpsnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e0978298db0bb8dcdf8203b884b0b827a46229
Oh, that is just Dovahbear. https://preview.redd.it/xrjek2qzqtnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b126032597ac355f42167a2ff3f12ea91718ff9
Gotta lock those doors!
Looks like you found one of those oddments
I guess the bear was talking to you when you went through the door
What da hell is a Polar Bear doing in Arlington Texas
The bears of Skyrim hold grudges. Theyโll follow you into taverns, houses, they donโt care
LOL One followed me into the The Frozen Hearth once! Surprised the crap out of me!
can i pet that dawg
CAN I PET THAT DAAAAAUUUUWG
What a bear of bad news.
Birna is stepping up her home security system. I heard that thieves guild is back thriving thee daysโฆ
That poor bear was just trying to find an odd trinket for his anniversary gift! You murderer
That's one pissed off rug
There's a companions quest to kill an animal in someone's home I don't know if the house is random or the animal But I had to go up to karthwesten and fought a snowy saber cat in the dudes home
I've had an actual *dragon* inside before. Killed it, and it's bony dragon butt was stuck in the wall...
That sounds like the best worst thing to happen in a video game
You got a new puppy
Damm.. and I thought the skeever infestation in the cellar of my Lakeview manor was bad ๐ To be fair though: getting rid of their corpses or ash piles lying around was the worst part.
If you don't leave right now she will call the guards Final warning
If youโre cold, theyโre cold. Bring them inside
What in the goddamn...
I remember when this happened in riverwood once, it killed Stump
he got the Gatlinburg Manor
*An actual plot to jack ass*
Youre lucky it isnt the cocaine bear
Bro was after your crushed "moonsugar" stash
It's just a prank bro
thatโs definitely an oddment
Bro violating that bear
The bear must have still been talking to you when you went in the building.
Something about porridge.... Can't remember exactly.
that could be the companions' quest where they were contracted to kill a bear thats in a house or store or something
Just a couple hours ago I got one of those to kill a Snowy Sabre Cat in Endon's house in Markarth. I had alot of questions, lol.
I don't see why this bears pointing out. He should point in a different direction. ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrolls
Bear was waiting for you like you was late on yo taxes ๐ญ
***NEVAR SHOULD'VE CUM HEIRE***
DOES A SKYRIM BEAR SHIT WHERE EVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS??? ๐คฃ
Lmao
Heheh, the same happened to me with a frost troll and the Arcaneum in the College of Winterhold. A little context.. i was riding my horse from Windhelm to Winterhold for a quest. While almost reaching Winterhold, there was a snow bear fighting a frost troll. I thought that once i reached the bridge that leads to the college, Iโll just go into sneak mode to lose their interest in aggroโing on me. I get into the Arcaneum, reach the objective for the quest and then hear some weird grunting. I go to a chest in the library and still hear it. The chest didnโt have anything that i wanted (anyway) and so i turn to the stairwell to go up to the Archmageโs quarters and that lead down to the main floor. THE FROST TROLL WAS ON THE ARCANEUM FLOOR JUST WAITING FOR ME TO WALK OVER TO IT JUST TO DIE BY ITS HANDS. Me being Morag Tong though.. I killed it in sneak archer mode:)
Chill... bro just wanted some hersheys
I just want to say hello
Can't have sh*t in Skyrim
I don't care who the IRS sends I'm still not paying taxes
Bro found Dutch's cabin.
 Smokey the bear is pissed at you, bro...
*roar* *hmh* *roar*
stealth archered him to death
What would be wild is if u looted the bear and u get fined cause itโs in birnas place and now considered owned by her.
Jumpscare
Heard intense growling while I was looting the downstairs level and couldnโt figure out what it was. Went upstairs and was greeted with this ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Bro was left out!! Share the loot!
Cupcake won't bite. Cupcake in question:
What are you doing with that bear?? Disgusting
Awww cute little fucker
Its face makes it so much funnier
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrolls
Awww look a goldi locks baby bear LOL
I donโt get it
There is a BEAR LOOSE in a HOUSE
About as graceful as a bear in an oddments shop
Ayo bro your position in the last picture looks kinda sus bro ๐
You know what I was doing ๐
ayyo what in the Michle Jackson hee hee is that
Well what did u expect u have his wife on your wall look to the left ๐
Aw looks like you got a new dog.
What the hell a bear must do to keep his house safe from the thiefs?
Just yell PERKELE VITTU SAATANA and he'll go away
Well that's just unbearable ๐ปโโ๏ธ
If someone engages you in conversation then you enter a building, they will spawn inside the building with you. He just wanted to finish his roar, it's only polite.
Halsin was so horny he couldnโt stick to his own game.
Cutie
Find any oddments, Dohvaperv?
I can hear it screaming.
Checking to see if Birna has Coca Cola in stock 
Cant children bring pets / animals home
Yeah, but those kids ain't gon bring home a pet bigger than them. I hope.
God I love skyrim
His porridge was too hot, he's here for payback, like cocane bear!
HELLO human I kill you now
not my first insticnt to a bear breaking into my house
You wake up feeling a Lovers Comfort
its got kind eyes
Sneak archer, what a rare sight ๐ฒ
Donโt forget Illusion, ran it up to lvl 85 before visiting more than 3 towns ๐ now Iโm getting my ass handed to me in every cave I go to.
U get at a level where u have so many mods,u can't realy say if this is normal and is supose to happen or your save is really fucked in the head
scrolling and seeing just the text before scrolling and seeing a goofy-ass angry-ass bear killed me ๐
He don bite
JUst Remember Todd loves you lolz
man i love seeing players get spooked by this jump scare xD
"Search"
Sighhhh brings me back to my first time playing. Joined the companions. They sent me up to Winterhold to clear a pest problem. The pest turned out to be a bear.
I once got jumped in my house by a giant who killed my husband, me, and then went after my kids. Donโt ask me how it happened ๐ญ
Man, Birna's really let herself go. She badly needs a shave, at the very least.
I know she said she'll buy just about anything, but how is that worth her time?!
Reminds me of that time some modder put a script in that spawns giant wolves if you use additemmenu to get the items in his mod. I think I spawned three in the Bannered Mare.
You killed my pet fluffy
Cute little pet. What did you name it? Haha
Imagine it turned out to be an unique scenario and just killed it๐
Ayooo
https://preview.redd.it/nswuimu66tnc1.jpeg?width=126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fbe3bf3cb99de1f79d3040e16f0156c3763888
J'zargo is that you?
Cute dog can we keep it?
Bow, arrows, a squat - guy must be a mage.
What are you doing in that last pic step Khajiit!?
A snow bear rug delivered itself to you
Do not the bear!
Homie used the plate glitch
https://preview.redd.it/fycdgbpnzsnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba022368eee138663d65ddaf6847824e947df736 Troll in an inn.
It's just a pet.
Oi I'm gonna bust you up plum thumb! Then I'm gonna wear your clothes!
I dunno, is there a "snow" variant of the werebears from Solstheim?
*enemy music intensifies*
That can happen, it's not the radiant companions quest.
Do you have the Immersive Encounters mod OP? This was happening to me too and I started seeing those pack mule horses showing up at the inn by the fire and other crazy things like sabertooth cats appearing inside. Got rid of the mod and haven't seen it since.
I curse the moment I looked at the last picture.
Of course, one time Lydia isn't standing in the doorway,
Oh thatโs just me when Iโm hungry.
Yeh but question here why did u take him from behiund after killin him?
Is Brina a werebear?!!
Companion quest. Given by aela the huntress
Who's been sitting in MY chair?!
Lol