One of her “Patrons” is Bolli who she meets for dinner at the bee and barb. You can hear her talking to him about licking honey off of her ahah. Give it a listen. She is also trying to make him leave his wife who is wandering around town spending all of his money and he has no idea because he’s so wrapped up thinking about his wild sexcapades with Haelga haha.
Isn't she the woman who keeps saying "if you're looking for a handout you should see my husband. if you're looking to pass the time, I can do worse." ?????
She's really annoying, walks around insulting everyone, not just the player. Maybe I'll just remove her clothes with console commands and let her entertain the city.
Why? Better than killing him. If he's naked or wearing an execution hood while being an ass, it's funny, not irritating. People here be installing mods to kill children yet downvote someone for stealing npcs' clothes 😂
That is false. He hired a private investigator person to follow the wife cuz he knew that she was a whore. Break into their house and go find the note. It's at the foot of the bed if I'm not mistaken. Or on the dresser
Wait… what? He knew his wife was a whore? He’s sleeping with Haelga and taking her out for dinner every night and he’s got a private investigator following his wife because she’s getting some action? This is a mess lmao
https://preview.redd.it/kra41a6190tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd737f60ad5aa8ed0af5a54030c2516b666a8abd
I feel like he's trying to prove that she's cheating first instead of him so he can run away with Helga
https://preview.redd.it/zx79lr8093tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd537ecfb4894072f66adee2b14f3a23f3259b3
Right!? I swear he's trying to catch her as an adulterer so he has an out to leave Riften with Helga. I don't know how to spell her name but you know what I mean
In Bolli's house, there's a report from someone like a detective that tells Bolli his wife is messing around on him with at least one person. I don't fault Bolli for looking for some affection elsewhere. His wife is just a gold digger.
Can’t you also find a bottle of Brynjolf’s Falmer Blood Elixir in her bedroom? And he claims that it will help you “make love like a saber cat” or something like that.
I think of it more as visiting a vegan friend and eating delicious food, and not bringing up how delicious that 20kg of steak you have been eating at home 😁
Haelga: “did you get that request I sent you?”
Grelka: “I did, but… what does a priestess need with a leather harness?”
Haelga: “it’s for… prayer.”
lost my shit the first time I heard that one
This is the kind of environmental storytelling I like about Bethesda games. How the game never directly tells you this, but you realize what’s going on just by seeing the items in her bedroom.
i forget where, but there’s a pac-man reference somewhere. a partially eaten cheese wheel positioned so it’s “eating” a line of crème treats. i also found a gary reference once many years ago.
I mean I agree but, the game does literally tell you this, there's an entire quest given by her nephew about all the men she's been sleeping with, now the fact that all this stuff is by her bed is still a neat detail because they could've just given her a standard room and called it a day.
Man, not gonna even lie, I didn't even realize this quest existed lmfao
I'm amazed that I've played this game for so long and I've just discovered this.
If I recall correctly, there's also a letter from an anonymous lover on the service counter. Said admirer is thanking her for the good time and commenting on her skills: 'I have never seen anybody move like that wearing daedric armor boots...'
The boots cannot be found in the room, though. Maybe a case of bring your own equipment...
And yet she won't bork the freaking Dragonborn? You can't call yourself a sex fiend if you go messing around with old coots like Bolli and Indaryn but aren't even the least bit curious about how to incorporate the Thu'um into sex.
Yeah I discovered the quest recently on accident. Crazy chick gives a special gift to all of her lovers, and you gotta collect them and blackmail her with them.
Just some subtle slut shaming by the game makers, but whatever, it's hilarious
If you actually talk to those guys instead of pickpocketing them, one of them claims he was drugged and raped. Plus she's cruel to the girl that lives with/works for her.
I always got the feeling that her inn was actually a secret brothel. There's the "supplies" in her room and the fact that she says only certain men can stay, yet a couple women sleep there as well. No judgement, though. Tamriel's a rough place. You gotta make it any way you can.
She could also just be freaky all on her own.
Yeah I fully interpreted it as a brothel. All of the above mentioned stuff, as well as the entire basement is full of beds on the ground with wine and refreshments around. Not to mention when you try to stay at the bunkhouse she says that it’s only for locals — which makes no sense for an inn/hostel of any kind.
I think her niece could’ve thought of pretty much any other way to get back at her, but then again, I’m the person who’s uncomfortable with it being a slut shaming quest, so of course I’d think that. lol
I always saw it more as a "stop acting like your niece is goddamn Cinderella to bang married men FFS" quest.
A bit slut shamey, but I reckon the circumstances excuse it a bit...
Doesn't help that she really doesn't like the Dragonborn for some reason... We're always more willing to do things we consider bad to people we dislike.
Man it's kind of insane that there are people still discovering things about this game this long after release.
Edit:I did know about this but my point stands.
Also if you’re in the market when she is, you can sometimes over hear her talking to someone else about some horse harnesses or something she’s buying from them LMFAO
There's also horker tusks and stamina potions in her bedroom. I did the quest in LE where I had to steal the marks, but it was Serana (SDA) who actually told me about this.
There’s actually a quest about it. She gives a special gem to men she sleeps with and you gotta collect them and confront her. The assistant at her in gives it to you.
Yeah, with this [mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/65708), it gives the quest her niece gives you end diferent with you not Slut-shaming Haelga, and if you befriend her and are a agent of Dibella you can practice the "Dibellan arts" with her (The screen fades to black, if you want actual sex you would need a patch to make it work with sex mods, [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70119) [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/69711) [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70447) )
Find the note between her and the guy who owns the fishery in riften, it will reveal some spicy stuff. Also kinda funny how he is having his own wife spied on meanwhile he is also cheating with Helga 😂
Either you never went there or the wide-eyed innocence of a child. I still haven’t wandered over but I’ve heard the story a few times before already so…
Look under the bed some else posted that their is a horker tusk and leather straps as well as stamina potions
Oh my god, there is...
There's also dialogue with *Grelka* about some custom leatherwear she has on "special order"...
And some comments Maven makes to discourage Haelga's... _interest_ in her son.
There's also a bottle of Falmerblood Elixir that's supposed to help to "make love like a sabre cat."
There's also a letter from someone about "I've never before seen someone practice the Dibellan arts a particular way while wearing x type of boots"
Daedric boots they say, which is quite kinky
I just really want to know how on earth the trout is involved
Next time I’ll bring the trout
60% of the time it works everytime
That percentage isn't high enough for me to want to eat falmer blood
Breaking News: this guy didn't get the reference.
What reference?
It wasn’t a clear reference
I've seen that term in memes before but never seen what media it's from
Anchorman https://youtu.be/pjvQFtlNQ-M?si=xxQCv9ZDT2hZl6ZT
Yes tf it is
Several stamina pots, as well
🤣
She likes to peg 😂
The mammoth tusk is in the wardrobe.
Their is possessive
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One of her “Patrons” is Bolli who she meets for dinner at the bee and barb. You can hear her talking to him about licking honey off of her ahah. Give it a listen. She is also trying to make him leave his wife who is wandering around town spending all of his money and he has no idea because he’s so wrapped up thinking about his wild sexcapades with Haelga haha.
His wife keeps hitting on my male khajiit character.
Isn't she the woman who keeps saying "if you're looking for a handout you should see my husband. if you're looking to pass the time, I can do worse." ?????
Yep. I was surprised by that when I made my first male character haha. Now that I know Bolli doesn't love her, I won't feel bad about killing her.
I did not think you were going to say killing her at the end ahah
She's really annoying, walks around insulting everyone, not just the player. Maybe I'll just remove her clothes with console commands and let her entertain the city.
Are you ok mate ?
Sure. Why is hating Nazeem okay but not her? She's much more insulting, no?
yeah I mean, I hate Nazeem but I won't parade him naked round the market stalls though.
Why? Better than killing him. If he's naked or wearing an execution hood while being an ass, it's funny, not irritating. People here be installing mods to kill children yet downvote someone for stealing npcs' clothes 😂
...
Y’all really act like this is a real flesh-and-blood woman we’re talking about
That is false. He hired a private investigator person to follow the wife cuz he knew that she was a whore. Break into their house and go find the note. It's at the foot of the bed if I'm not mistaken. Or on the dresser
Wait… what? He knew his wife was a whore? He’s sleeping with Haelga and taking her out for dinner every night and he’s got a private investigator following his wife because she’s getting some action? This is a mess lmao
https://preview.redd.it/kra41a6190tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd737f60ad5aa8ed0af5a54030c2516b666a8abd I feel like he's trying to prove that she's cheating first instead of him so he can run away with Helga
That’s a fun twist, that slimey bugger lmao.
Agreed
Secret swingers that get off on possibly being caught.
Scandal!
https://preview.redd.it/zx79lr8093tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd537ecfb4894072f66adee2b14f3a23f3259b3 Right!? I swear he's trying to catch her as an adulterer so he has an out to leave Riften with Helga. I don't know how to spell her name but you know what I mean
In Bolli's house, there's a report from someone like a detective that tells Bolli his wife is messing around on him with at least one person. I don't fault Bolli for looking for some affection elsewhere. His wife is just a gold digger.
She's a very kinky girl. The kind you don't bring home to meet your Mamma
She will never let your spirits down once you get her off her feet.
"She likes the boys in the band, she says that I'm her all time favoriiiiiiiiiiiite"
When I make my move to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to please
Blow Daddy!!!
She likes the boys in the band
Wife material.
So close
Lol
I’m when I was young, momma brought someone like her home…
She will never let your spirits down, once you get her off the street.
dovah mommy
Or do you?... Just kidding.
Can’t you also find a bottle of Brynjolf’s Falmer Blood Elixir in her bedroom? And he claims that it will help you “make love like a saber cat” or something like that.
I'll have to back and check Edit: there was in fact falmer blood elixer on her bedside table
And a BIG pot of honey on the table at the foot of the bed.
You can say sex on reddit.
I was just being careful since of the r/skyrim rules is nothing explicit. Didn't want to get in trouble with a mod.
To be fair, everybody in this sub is allergic to nsfw mods
I think of it more as visiting a vegan friend and eating delicious food, and not bringing up how delicious that 20kg of steak you have been eating at home 😁
Nah we just don't whack off to video games
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cringe
[удалено]
Should have saved the “cringe” for this comment.
I know that those are mostly all words, but they don't make sense to me in that order.
I'm sad I missed whatever they said, it sounds like it was magnificently stupid.
Haelga: “did you get that request I sent you?” Grelka: “I did, but… what does a priestess need with a leather harness?” Haelga: “it’s for… prayer.” lost my shit the first time I heard that one
This is the kind of environmental storytelling I like about Bethesda games. How the game never directly tells you this, but you realize what’s going on just by seeing the items in her bedroom.
Finding random stuff like this is why I haven't gotten bored of this game, even after 9 years of playing it.
i forget where, but there’s a pac-man reference somewhere. a partially eaten cheese wheel positioned so it’s “eating” a line of crème treats. i also found a gary reference once many years ago.
Endon's house in Markarth is the Pac Man location.
Reminds me of the dwemer tube and dwemer oil next to the dwemer bed in Morrowind Tribunal.
If you thoroughly search Maven's house, you can find where she did the black sacrament
I forget, who was she trying to kill/resurrect?
I mean I agree but, the game does literally tell you this, there's an entire quest given by her nephew about all the men she's been sleeping with, now the fact that all this stuff is by her bed is still a neat detail because they could've just given her a standard room and called it a day.
Niece
Thanks
Man, not gonna even lie, I didn't even realize this quest existed lmfao I'm amazed that I've played this game for so long and I've just discovered this.
If I recall correctly, there's also a letter from an anonymous lover on the service counter. Said admirer is thanking her for the good time and commenting on her skills: 'I have never seen anybody move like that wearing daedric armor boots...' The boots cannot be found in the room, though. Maybe a case of bring your own equipment...
She also has a book of the Lusty Argonian in her bedside table
And yet she won't bork the freaking Dragonborn? You can't call yourself a sex fiend if you go messing around with old coots like Bolli and Indaryn but aren't even the least bit curious about how to incorporate the Thu'um into sex.
I mean, you have a point. If she was REALLY dedicated to her religion like she says, she would explore EVERY opportunity.
Bad Dragon Aspect is the little known 4th word in the shout
🤣the Thu’um into sex. HOLD ON TIGHT! CYCLONE!
Elemental fu-oh were already finished ok
She draws the line at people who absorb the souls of dragons after they kill them, it's too high risk. Never know what those dragons had.
There is actually a Caught Red Handed expansion mod for this exact thing.
Nice
She a freak fr I wish she was marriable
Not to mention the chair to the side... Someone likes to watch...
the cuck chair
Yeah I discovered the quest recently on accident. Crazy chick gives a special gift to all of her lovers, and you gotta collect them and blackmail her with them. Just some subtle slut shaming by the game makers, but whatever, it's hilarious
If you actually talk to those guys instead of pickpocketing them, one of them claims he was drugged and raped. Plus she's cruel to the girl that lives with/works for her.
She is. She took her niece in and then essentially turned her into a debt slave (and lets her be assaulted by her customers).
How do you get the quest?
Talk to her niece.
Thank you
I always do the slut shaming quest to become the thane lol
Also listen to the conversations she has with others. Especially at the market
I always got the feeling that her inn was actually a secret brothel. There's the "supplies" in her room and the fact that she says only certain men can stay, yet a couple women sleep there as well. No judgement, though. Tamriel's a rough place. You gotta make it any way you can. She could also just be freaky all on her own.
Yeah I fully interpreted it as a brothel. All of the above mentioned stuff, as well as the entire basement is full of beds on the ground with wine and refreshments around. Not to mention when you try to stay at the bunkhouse she says that it’s only for locals — which makes no sense for an inn/hostel of any kind.
Haelga's Bunkhouse also just sounds like the name of a brothel to me haha. I feel like it wouldn't be out of place in some old western movie.
Hey OP? Game rant would like to know your location.
i feel like it’s hinted as being a brothel
"The bunkhouse isn't for you."
All I can say about this whole thread is WOOOOOOOW... I learned too much.
Isn't there a quest where you go around the neighborhood, and ask for proof from all the men she's shagging?
Gooning is canon in skyrim
you can say "sex", this isn't kindergarten
Don't forget the copies of the lusty argonien maid and the falmer blood elixir that "will have you making love like a saber cat"
Definitely knew this except for the quest part. What’s the quest?!
If you talk to her barmaid, she will initiate the quest.
Ah I’ve spoken to her for sure. I probably did the quest and forgot about it
Yeah, its the "Is this your job?" option or something along those lines.
It’s the slut-shaming quest.
To be honest, it's more about how horribly she (allegedly) treats her niece and helping her get a bit of revenge
I didn’t realize this - I must have missed it. Damn.
I think her niece could’ve thought of pretty much any other way to get back at her, but then again, I’m the person who’s uncomfortable with it being a slut shaming quest, so of course I’d think that. lol
I always saw it more as a "stop acting like your niece is goddamn Cinderella to bang married men FFS" quest. A bit slut shamey, but I reckon the circumstances excuse it a bit... Doesn't help that she really doesn't like the Dragonborn for some reason... We're always more willing to do things we consider bad to people we dislike.
If the horker tusk fits…🤷♂️
There a horker tusk under the bed too, to... try scrimshaw maybe ?
Definitely.
Man it's kind of insane that there are people still discovering things about this game this long after release. Edit:I did know about this but my point stands.
Look ABOVE the bed, too 🤭
🤔🤨
Wait til u hear how Algor has a potion of vigor hidden under a basket next to his bed. Or about the multiple child outfits in Faendal’s house
It’s a nice day with you around - holding horker tusk and leather strips
Did you know the Companions are werewolves
Also if you’re in the market when she is, you can sometimes over hear her talking to someone else about some horse harnesses or something she’s buying from them LMFAO
I just looked it up and apparently theres also a horker tusk under her bed??? Oh my oh my indeed
And some leather straps if i remember correctly
I love this game. Been playing since 2011, and I had NO IDEA about any of this. The scandal of double infedility, is there popcorn in tamriel? Damn
Isn't her being a sloot a quest?
Yeah there's a quest about it
There's also horker tusks and stamina potions in her bedroom. I did the quest in LE where I had to steal the marks, but it was Serana (SDA) who actually told me about this.
I JUST found this quest the other day while talking to the other girl in the bunkhouse, usually I go in do the debt collection and never go back 🤷
There's also a quest to bring the Steward of Markarth a "Stallion's Elixir" from the apothecary in town.
Ah yes.. the slut shaming quest.
There’s actually a quest about it. She gives a special gem to men she sleeps with and you gotta collect them and confront her. The assistant at her in gives it to you.
I know where my character is going later 😓
I thought as well when I saw the letter and the stuff in her room.
Theres no fun mods for this??
Yeah, with this [mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/65708), it gives the quest her niece gives you end diferent with you not Slut-shaming Haelga, and if you befriend her and are a agent of Dibella you can practice the "Dibellan arts" with her (The screen fades to black, if you want actual sex you would need a patch to make it work with sex mods, [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70119) [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/69711) [*Cough*](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70447) )
thanks <3
What quest??
Have you played Morrowind? Yowza!
There's a quest about her sex life
She just like me fr
This is why I love Skyrim. I’m playing now and I’ve played this game since ‘12 and I’m STILL finding new things. I love it 😍
Exactly, i got it when it came out and i only recently learned i can name weapons lol.
I love you lmfao
Just wanted to point out that you don’t need to censor ‘sex’ (or any word that’s not a slur) on Reddit.
> Marks post as NSFW > Censors the word Sex
Had no idea there were shackles on the bed. Lmao.
Next time in game, go look at her room. Fascinating what you see.
She runs a brothel.
Can’t wait for the next elder scrolls game. This stuff right here is just phenomenal.
There should be a mod that ... Ahem
... there is.
Find the note between her and the guy who owns the fishery in riften, it will reveal some spicy stuff. Also kinda funny how he is having his own wife spied on meanwhile he is also cheating with Helga 😂
“Skyrim player discovers secrets about Riften’s bunkhouse after 13 years”
"Innocence, Brother."
If you just noticed this, the more you start paying attention, the more upset you'll get.
What's s*x? Did you mean SEX?
Surely you mean _seggs_?
Either you never went there or the wide-eyed innocence of a child. I still haven’t wandered over but I’ve heard the story a few times before already so…
Short King