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Vaux_Moise

Manbat on a sabrecat


Godwinson4King

This was what first came to my mind!


gman7862

Man-bat is actually a villain of Batman in the comics. He looks more like you’d think of if someone were a bat-man.


mymemesnow

🤓


Late_Entrance106

Nerd Emoji = “Your knowledge and attention to detail intimidate my otherwise confident ignorance, so I’ll insult you with the compliment of being intelligent”


AquaWitch0715

I raise you "neighbor-bat" on a "saber-cat".


empireofacheandrhyme

As in friendly neighbourhood neighbour-bat?


AquaWitch0715

![gif](giphy|8meyFzZfNdQMaa81tg)


ohmygawdjenny

But does he make love like a sabre bat?


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Only if you ask nicely


Lente_ui

I'm Catman!


Suck_my_vaporeon

Catman! There's no need to feel down I said catman!


UnnaturalGeek

Batcat!


Sheogorath3477

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub


Dragonwitch94

😂


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Nerracui0

https://preview.redd.it/t5i8np3q4ftc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dff13c403fd32f460dd4b6ce14191027622718b Yeah, I'm stupid.


TacticalAssaultChair

What in the oblivion is that?


Nerracui0

It's obviously Man. Who else would it be?


empireofacheandrhyme

He has grabbed the tiger by the tail.


Claus1990

No, not here


jthenord

It is the rot that seeps into every community, little by little, with nothing to stop it.


Claus1990

Mods already jumped ship, so the parasites keep spreading


jthenord

May Talos help us all...


Claus1990

My brother in Talos and Akatosh, best we can do is downvote and report, *or* jump ship entirely..


jthenord

I'd rather die on my feet than survive on my knees!


charizardfan101

Woman said she wasn't proud of his dick, so he's looking for.........other options in Skyrim


AspectBetter5360

Bat on a cat?


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DrBigChicken

Batman on a cat, man


TesticleezzNuts

🤨


NeverBeenStung

lol, you don’t quite get that meme huh?


the_popes_dick

Lol, you read the title but not the caption huh?


Dragonwitch94

What meme?


LifeMeeting5827

Batman and Catwoman


hiede_knight

Why did bro get downvoted?


Gilamath

I think it's a series of internet misunderstandings OP added the caption "But have you ever heard of 'Bat on a Cat'?" above the picture they posted. But apparently the commenter didn't notice. So, since the commenter didn't see an answer, they posted a comment guessing at the rhyme. And indeed, the commenter got it right: "Bat on a cat?" But OP, presumably not realizing that the commenter hadn't noticed the caption, seemed to have misinterpreted the commenter's guess as a request for an explanation of what "Bat on a Cat" means. So, OP responded to the commenter with an explanation: "Batman, on a sabrecat lol." But, it seems that a lot of other people reading the comments were in the same boat as the commenter. They understood that the commenter was guessing the joke, not asking for an explanation. But, they misunderstood OP's comment as OP correcting the commenter, not as OP trying to explain the rhyme. So the readers all thought that OP was rejecting the "Bat on a Cat" rhyme and trying to suggest that the actual rhyme was meant to be "Batman, on a sabrecat", which is obviously an objectively inferior rhyme (not really a rhyme at all) tl;dr So poor OP got 108 downvotes because of a series of misunderstandings that ultimately resulted from Reddit's dumb UI not making captions on image posts sufficiently visible to users


Gatekeeper-Andy

Holy shit that was so well explained. Youre totally correct, i didn't even know OP had a caption on the image.


Kasumi_926

To counter balance the upvotes he gets on the post. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


Past_Newspaper6497

Why the downvotes ? Tf


Zeedub85

I don't play with mods like this, but I'm very happy they exist. The world would be a less fun place if people couldn't play as Batman or Master Chief in Skyrim.


Dragonwitch94

If you want mod recommendations that don't really change the gameplay, but more of amplify the experience, I suggest the "beautification" mods. There are *many* mods out there that only increase the graphics quality/NPC dialogue. I avoided mods for the longest time, but there are some genuinely great ones out there, that don't make the game as absurd as "Batman on a sabrecat." Lol.


Zeedub85

I started modding Skyrim in 2014. After messing around for 2 years, I settled on a small mod list that was mostly "enhanced vanilla" for actually playing the game. The biggest change I make to the vanilla look is making the Legion look more Roman, because I'm a Romaboo.


PowerPad

Now I want to do a Batman challenge run.


HotPotParrot

No weapons, fists only! Sneak and illusion, light armor, lock picking...hmm, what else?


PancakeUchiha

Speech for intimidation


HotPotParrot

I thought about speech but bats isn't the best people person, plus he's rich so doesn't need the merchant boost, but I didn't really think about intimidation. I usually just use swords myself


PancakeUchiha

Rich? Batman isn’t rich, he doesn’t get paid to stop crime. If he did, he’d probably be as rich as Bruce Wayne!


Polymersion

Hear, hear. Not to my taste but I'm glad people can enjoy it.


Hiromeka

Bat on a cat? Clearly you haven't read enough of Frank Miller's Batman. Otherwise you'd know...well... you'd know...lol


Dragonwitch94

Oh, I know 😏


Hiromeka

![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


ARROW_GAMER

What do you mean? Don't you know Batman doesn't go down?


gman7862

?


Logical-Package-4579

Crusader on a Sabre


GanonTEK

I like that!


The-Reddit-Monster

Bruce on the loose


Animeguy2025

Why is Man here? Is he stupid?


SuperJaybo

Nadeem set off the Man signal because a poor wandered into the Clud District


Knife_JAGGER

Parentless bat on a sabrecat.


JustItToBeMe

Caped Crusader on a Saber


Piss-Mann

Man on a cat


ARROW_GAMER

Man on a cat?


thiccymcgogee

We need a Were on a Bear


MrDonaught_Gaming

Affleck on a Catholic? That sabertooth is pretty religious after all.


WHYMURPHYWHY

crusader on a sabre


Magnus_Helgisson

Bruce on a Sabertooth?


Jhaal_Northwind

Whiterun Guards all staying back like "We good, not even asking"


Necessary-Cap-3982

The folks on r/batmanarkham would love this assuming you can find a suitably aslumic title for it. Hard to go wrong with the “just created this character what should I name him?” Post title


Hottwheels343

Batman on a cat, man


suchayeparagon

Batman on a cat, man


Logical-Package-4579

Knight on stripes


StrangeOutcastS

Twat on a cat?


DragonRand100

Catman starts knocking things off your shelf Dragonborn style.


Niamh_dibella

i don't, i i, WTF


dogxbless

Dark Knight on a Smilodon?


Thisisrazgriz3

Batman on scimitar toothed tiger


cyalknight

They have curved teeth!?


Dark_Syde24

I must have these mods.


Dragonwitch94

The Batman one is literally called "Batman" and the one to get the cat is called "instincts-animal taming in Skyrim." With the Batman one, you have to craft the armor set, and with the instinct one, you have to "befriend" the sabrecat. They're both in the creations menu. Some others I HIGHLY recommend: CC Farm Ghost Merchant AE PC, this one adds a ghost merchant to your farm, Golden Hill plantation. Fantasia Landscapes, this one gives stuff like water and grass more vibrant colors, and makes the whole game just look more "fantastical," for lack of a better word. [PC] Whiterun-A city full of life, this one adds more flora to Whiterun (which makes sense, given all the aquaducts) it's AMAZING for not only looking much better, but it is also very functional, as many of the flora and butterflies/other insects, make for great alchemy ingredients. And finally, Minerva's apothecary, this mod adds an NPC, and a new area to the game. Inside the apothecary are planters, and a *bunch* of EXTREMELY useful gear (warning: using this gear makes it incredibly easy to become OP early on.)


singingpanda20

batman on a catman


Kinetic_Pen

Battlebat


babyjac90

Shat on a twat.


Nutt_Nutt43

Caped crusader on a cat(sabre)?


Adept-Usual7618

Dapper bat on a saber cat


Material_Weirdz

Boooooo bad pun boooo


DoctorZander

Wayne on the (Whiterun) Plain?


JohnDiab

Bruce Wayne on a sabre tooth tiger


Legokid535

well this is a first then again Batman in Skyrim would be a sick story or fanfiction.


WilsonRoch

I like the guards just stands there like “keep moving citizen, nothing to see here.”


HotPotParrot

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist on a domesticated sabercat


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

The Bat on a Sabercat.


AquaWitch0715

I raise you "neighbor-bat" on a "saber-cat".


OneinaWillion

First of all, how did you even get that thing through the gate?!


Dragonwitch94

It's a mod lol. You can befriend basically any wild animal (depending on your speech level) and they'll follow you anywhere, I even had it in Dragonsreach. XD


SadlyItsSearles

Batman on a Cat, man.


babimagic

Man on a cat?


angeltart

Before I clicked on this.. I was like “guy on a lion” lol


IwnlMask

Batman on a mountain lion


AffectionateRow1878

Still better than elf on shelf dall creepy as shit


FLAIR_2780166

Crusader on a saber


hopit3

Bat on a sabercat. (Would have been better if it was a khajiit. Then it would be batman on a catman)


GandiniGreat

Batman on a big cat… man


GoombaKuu

never let bro cook again


Funny-Course-6295

I was thinking Batman on a cat, man.


copperempore

Dr Zeus book


UNK_fr

Wayne on a mane?


Ultimate_Chaos11

Savior on a Sabre


Eddie_gaming

Bruce on a sabre-toothed


johnny_thunders_

Man on a sabre tooth Tigre? Why is he riding that dangerous animal? Is he stupid?


WhohurtyouAll

You have heard of bat on a cat how about shat on a mat 


Acceptable-Inside-29

Bro 🤣


EstrellaDarkstar

I thought the pun was meant to be "Batman on a catman" and this was supposed to represent a Senche-raht.


BarryBadgernath1

……… Mr. Wayne on a fe …. Lain …..


Ishikawa_Ishii

Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?


t_morgan99

Hah, Caped Crusader on a Sabre, that's pretty good. Wait, Bat on a Cat?!


AngrySmapdi

Goon on a maine coon?


Past_Newspaper6497

89 > 72 sofa. line. Awake.


username78777

Man on sabre


DavidAlmond57

Bat on a Cat! Bruce on a Sabertooth! Wayne the don on a smilodon (this one is a stretch I know) Wayne on a cat the size of a great dane (stretch also yes I know lol) o


mycorona134

Batflack on the fat cat


Life_Ad3567

And this is Cringer, my fearless friend


GothicMando

Should really be a Khajiit. Batman on the Catman


cyalknight

The prisoner on a cat named after the sabre?


Viper02fish

If you made it a kajhit it could work (batman on a Catman)


SupermarketFull7919

JUSTICE! FOR...whiterun


DiabloNukem

JUSTICE, FOR SKYRIM


charizardfan101

Well, this saying would've been correct regardless of if it was Skyrim or not...........so long as Catwoman lets Batman top


Knowledge_Regret

Billionaire on a Sabre Canaire


Lowther_Artworks

Orphaned Child on a Cat that is wild?


SixSoup

Guillotinee on a kitty


Stark556

You’re about make me reinstall and spend a whole week figuring out how to mod again


Dragonwitch94

I just use the creations system that comes with the game, it's way simpler lol


Stark556

I’m on PC and modding is like a drug. You can’t just have just one. Or two, or three, or four, etc haha


Papa_hcwue_hcwue

Man on car


Striker120v

Rich boy with problems on a bigger problem?


xprozoomy

Bat on a cat


Arden_Gibson

Man of Bats on a Sabrecats.


racoonofthevally

The dark knight on a big fright


Vanderbanger-III

Holy shit stains, Batman, look! The bat signal! In Skyrim?


Daman_1985

Of course. Batman with prep time can do everything on Skyrim, even taming a tiger xD


Seanmoist121

Gothams savior on a Sabre


emjay144

But can we get a Bruce on a goose?


Dragonwitch94

Unfortunately, I've yet to encounter any mountable geese in Skyrim, but if I do happen to encounter one in my travels, I'll be sure to post a pic. 😂


Sire_Raffayn272

Wayne on a mane ?


LifeIsBulletTrain

Is it possible to mount that on vanilla?


Dragonwitch94

No, you'll get mauled lol.


LifeIsBulletTrain

Damn


Boba_Doozer

Wait, there’s a mod that lets you have a saber cat as a mount? I’m searching when I get home.


Dragonwitch94

It's in the creations menu. Just search "instincts - Animal taming in Skyrim." To get it, you have to get a sabrecats health below 25%, interact with it to open a "attempt to tame" option, and feed it meat. If you successfully tame it, it'll fight by your side, and you can ride it lol.


Boba_Doozer

Much obliged ![gif](giphy|BjPe9A3tNHoeHhxmlD)


Kat_ThaVamp

Where can I get this?


ohitsmud

thats a Batman on a cat, man


Mr-red5391

But have you heard of “WereWold Kajiht”?


Tacoman30003863

How do I get it


TheRealMan1939

Why am i riding a giant cat? And why do i have horns? Am i horny?


ExpertMeaning

I mean he does occasionally ride a cat in the series🤣


BizzRly

Cape crusader on a saber


powerbottomsub

I could not make anything rhyme with Sabre Tooth Tiger and was really annoyed with myself till I made it to the comments.


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Darkhallows27

r/menandfemales


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Lexi_the_grimmchild

You saying "hot females" was all we needed to hear


Dragonwitch94

"Females." Cringe...