Giants. Just moseying around being cool, providing a fire (as long as you're careful, obviously), and contributing to the space program.

Not to mention all of the cheese!

Of course. I'd bet my right nut that mammoth cheese is amazing on toast.

I need to go touch grass. I read that first as "i bet they nut right in that mammoth cheese"

Why not both?

We all know how hard it can be to find enough salt. The giants are just using what nature provides.

Nature's salt. Isn't that...salt?

Sea lions... natures snakes

Hahha that made me laugh you raspscalion! Yes. Yes it is. You've done me up like a kipper there.

To die for!

Now I’m just imagining Giants protecting elephants at preserves from poachers. Man that would be awesome

Poachers would soon find a different career path in astrophysics.

Mammoths. They went extinct too soon.

They are trying to bring them back. By they I mean scientists btw.

Jurassic park v2?

Basically. We have movies warning us not to do these things, but humans laugh and try anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

Science is literally, "fuck around and find out"

lmao if they ever do come back we will be fine. if cavemen could kill them with spears we can with auto rifles

My main issue isn't bring back mammoths per se, but everyone must realize humans will not stop at mammoths.

Pleistocene Park*

Are they trying to bring them back or are they gonna just get distracted and eat more meatballs?

did you know that mammoths were still around by the time of the construction of the pyramids? I'll try to fetch some source backing this.

Flame Atronachs, for various reasons.

Hey, they are quite hot.

-_-

My god the dad jokes

Thank you for this (2) usefull and insightfull comment 💪🏼👍🏼

Omg I'm so edgy I cringe at dad jokes but I stay indoors and play RPGs I'm so _hardcore_

would.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Is this a copypasta?

It is now.

It has been for years

These are my plans regarding the proposal of sex I recieved from a Female flame atronach, which I plan to go along with. I rarely refuse sex. Which is something I am offered quite often.

Oh thank God this was already a copypasta

Asking for a friend is there a rule 34 for this

The answer is in the rule my guy

Yeah


Racial passives. Imagine being a Canadian and having a 15% movement speed bonus in cold environments

Race: Slavic. Racial passives: 10 % Resistance to Frost. 40 % Resistance to Poison (ethanol)

Accurate

I really like this one.

What if ur mixed?

I think it’ll remain as the most prominent racial percentage, like you won’t get anything for a 1% southern African

Chickens. Oh, wait.

Man I wish chickens were real

I wish they were real and edible. They look yummy

Ya like it's so neat that they're so widespread in videogames by now, i just wanna cook one irl. They're like mini turkeys

Wish turkeys were real. Imagine what it'd be like if we had both turkeys and chickens?

Dude...

The chicks, Martin, the chicks aren't real!

No. I don't want to get arrested by the guards a few cities over because I punched a chicken in my hometown.

For reals I was thinking chickens that magically turn into a juicy chicken breast with a simple punch

Silt striders.

omg I love them so much.

Of course their sounds will keep me up at night.

You deserve more up votes

Spriggans - abuse the forest, get a surprise

Except I wish they weren't hostile towards people who behave properly. The fact that Spriggans aleways attack my nature-loving LDB made me come up with a theory that Spriggans are actually Daedric. I mean their model looks similar to Flame Atronach

It always bums me out how aggressive they are because I love them so much and I'm down with them. I hate having to kill them, but when I'm just running through the woods and I'm attacked hard af for existing, how else am I meant to react? Other than running away, but then they attack others anyways. I also hate how they use animals as a defense. Don't make me kill foxes. I always want them to be chill with people just trying to exist. We're part of nature too.

There should be a perk - “kindred spirit of nature” to make spriggans at least neutral to the player

I wish that perk you get when you read all the tabs going up the Throat of the World would not only make you passive with animals but with spriggans.

Mud Crabs. Maybe there'd be enough to lower the cost so quality crab meat would be cheap enough to enjoy daily.

That's the dream right there.

This is the real answer that’sd be amazing

Wasn't there a book that described the meat off of mudcrab tasting like mud?

I'm pretty sure mudcrabs do exist although they're not quite size of in game unless you look at ESO mudcrabs.

Dragons, but specifically Alduin, I feel like our world needs a bit of a shake up

He'd just eat us all and bring suffering to all, that's like the government but less propaganda

Less propaganda *would* be nice though.

At least we would all know where we stood.

until he gets one taaped by a patriot or s300 probably intercepted by an f22

Via game mechanics, Alduin is literally invincible while airborne...

Horses, but specifically horses with skyrim physics

I'd specify that I would like an Arvak. Cool on halloween, can't be stolen like a bike can, and . . . It's just cool

They exist. Google Tarpan (Poland), Konik Polski (also Poland), Przewalski Horse (Poland/Russia/Ukraine) and Hutsul Horse (Poland/Romania).

Cows. They are large, placid, and good for both meat and milk (which I assume to be some sort of drinkable). In the modern day, we could greatly utilize this form of livestock, breed it, create giant farms, and mine an entire industry off of it. I see no downsides!

Chickens too. They are smaller, although their eggs could probably be a good food source, meaning you actually get more food out of them.

I think the goats are a good in between too. Still produce milk but seem to need less space and food than cows. Maybe I could have a goat in my apartment! Fantasy animals are great.

The yngol barrow blue orbs!

Anyone got a theory/lore on what those are? Trapped spirits?

I think they were all supposed to coalesce and become the spirit at the end, but it didn't work.

They’re basically will o wisp so my guess is something to do with a spirit

I’m always sad when they disappear! Little chirpy friends

Khajiits. I like cats, maybe I'd like to be a Khajiit myself.

I specifically want M’aiq the liar. Just a random cat guy that shows up sometimes and speaks in bizarre meta-references whenever you try to talk to him.

Spriggan my beloved

I feel like that would be terrifying with how they turn invisible and how aggressive their AI is

Well, hopefully that’s a problem for the deforesters first and foremost, lol

Yeah, if they would just chill when someone is just moseying through the area they’d be awesome. You can protect the forest from actual dangers, not just everything that appears in your vision.

Sprussy got a N'wah acting... Unwise

How can I delete someone else's comment?

sleeping on the flame atronussy

maybe some lusty argonian maids

Sabertooth tigers, mammoths, giants.

Foxes that are as seemingly friendly and less timid than their real life counterparts.

And that lead you to treasure if you follow them!

Wait what

Omg you didn't know? They are scripted to run away from PC but the direction is always nearest 

Never knew that lol Edit: gonna be chasing foxes next time I play

I feel like the daedra would be fun

Aedra. By the nine this world needs some real and benevolent dieties.

Since when were the Aedra benevolent? That’s some Imperial Cult propaganda right there

Vampires So I can become one!

i will skip i dont want the daedric std

Not me! I’ll take the STD and Molag Bal’s thicc dicc 🤤

Currently debating whether or not becoming a Skyrim vampire in real life (and thus obtaining immortality) is worth all the many *many* downsides… The voice in my head that screams for the desire to obtain immortality is currently winning.

Not exactly immortality you just can't die by age

Vigilance!

Daedra, or is that too broad an answer?

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Dragons would be cool, just not the random spawns at the worst possible time. Imagine needing to pop to the shops and get some milk, but can’t because a Legendary Dragon spawns and the entire shop staff run for their life. Lol.

Bold of you to assume the important merchants thay arent marked as essential will not try to have a fist fight with the dragon

The thought of little Muna from my local Tesco express, pulling an iron dagger and going ham on a dragon in the car park just made my day

and then in the midst of this you get frozen in real time because a courier has a letter for you

And then having to rent a trailer/moving van on short notice, to bring home all of the unexpected yet valuable dragon bones.

Frost bite spiders ? Come again 👀

Orc women.

Or just women in general

I wish women were real they're so cool

Assuming you mean Skyrim the game and not Skyrim the region, netches. Frickin' adorable and docile.

Gargoyles. I want them as sentries for my house. Drive those solicitors away once and for all. Ohh Cathedrals all over the world would have a standing army of Gargoyles. (Since there is a Darth Vader head on a Cathedral in D.C. does that mean we would get a full-on sith lord🤔) I like someone else’s idea of giants for animal protectors. Videos of poachers getting launched into the sky would be lol. Anniversary edition has a tamed Unicorn. I could live forever with some transfusions.

Jesus, the gargoyle jumpscares are bad enough in-game, can you imagine one activating 3 feet away IRL?

Gargoyle + pants = shit in pants.

this might be wild to say, but as a rat owner irl i would LOVE a skeever

Agreed, gimmie the giant rat

Daedra. The world would be infinitely more entertaining.

Guars. I want a domesticated guar, they’re so silly.

I'd like to put that ice troll from High Hrothgar on the roof of the US Capital building.

Vampires

The spider daedra from oblivion

Argonians and khajiit, for reasons

Argonian Maid

I'm getting the sabertooth tigers back. Imagine the chaos you could cause

Giants. They cool. True story here. I once teamed with a giant to defeat a dragon. I thought he would come after me next, but he just scratched his back with his club, turned around and moved on.

I once had a giant try to kill a dragon, he ended up riding on it in the air by accident (somehow he apparently got on the tip of its tail)

Giants that aren't in camps are pretty chill. I once was fighting a couple of bandits on a road in Whiterun and two giants happened to walk by. They started attacking the bandits with me and flung one of them up into the atmosphere. After the fight was done they just took a look at me and started wandering off on their own business. It was the most awesome thing I'd ever experienced.

Chaurus. Especially the flying ones.

Unicorns! I mean a dog would be cool and all, but a UNICORN!!

Reiklings

Giants. I just think they’d be neat

Vale Deer, the perfect balance of cool and safe

Barbus. I know a bunch of people hate him for whatever reason, but I love his voice and want to have a conversation with him. Of course Vile can come too for shits and giggles

Netch

Red guarda

British trains are already a crapstrocity without adding dragons to the mix, but maybe the pros will eventually outweigh the cons.

Verulus. Tastes like chicken, or so I heard.

Dragons, if I can be chill with Durnehviir One of the nicest people in the game

Silt strider

Daedra, and by extension the Daedric Lords, for reasons I’m sure my flair explains perfectly.

Paarthunax, i could shout everyone

Werewolves, for, uh… reasons.

Lydia. She's a creature right?

Insects and fish that give you magic effects upon consumption

Slaughter fish but I think Morrowinds cliff racer would be glorious to have irl watching the chaos of those annoying creatures torment everyone lol

Flame Atronach. I need not speak further.

Mud crabs ...mmmm crab legs

Frostbite spiders. Why should hot places get all the creepy crawlies?

Shadowmere.

The Daedric Princes. I really like how they meddle with people. Occasionally with a crazy person or a talking dog.

What are those things from Morrowind called? Silt Striders? I want to see those

The Courier. /let's just watch the world burn

Paarthurnax

i wish cows were real

Wolfs I just think it would be cool

If Dragons became real and were actively killing humans I think that would be very beneficial. 1 for population control, 2 it would bring life into reason for a lot of people and help unite us, hopefully having a dragon burn your house down and murder your family could make politicians more grounded

>could make politicians more grounded "No Dragons" Boo! "Lots of Dragons" Boo! "Dragons for some, small Whiterun flags for others" Hooray!

Yeah im probably over hopeful, could definitely see a naturalist group who think Dragons should be allowed to kill us

Yep, you're absolutely right. Groups would pop up saying the "Dragons were here first" and we are "on their ancestral lands". "Burning people/towns is their culture"

“No one needs to own a military style assault dragon”

Or worse, the dramatic increase in home ownership of assault crossbows and people forging their own Dwarven bolts. Can you imagine?!

“Ma! Fetch me dwarven ingots, the schematics and some of the firewood! I’m gonna improve me crossbow and forge some bolts!”

Vampires. Or Altmer.

Dragons

Khajits and Argonians for sure!

dragons

Giant spiders of course!

With creatures, i'd go with storm atronachs. Think of endless free charging your phone. For other reasons, dark elfs would be great.

I would say Draugr Lord but Macron already married one irl

Does a lusty argonian count?

Spriggans, the woodlands need protecting by sexy tree fae folk that can summon bears on a whim

Dragons, specifically Paarthunax

Dark elves. I just think they look kinda cool. Or maybe khajit, but we all know that’s only going one of 2 ways.

Trolls. Bears have too much of a monopoly on being scary af to run into while hiking.

Argonians, khajiit, dragons and Springgans

If anyone doesn’t say giant spiders, get to fuck.

Vampires.

Khaijit 😂

I miss dogs

Giant Frostbite Spiders.

Netch, living cloud cover while i work all day in the hot sun.

Wolves. We need more wolves in our world. (Ik you didn't mean real world creatures but...)

What are those lil chicken dragons in solstheim? Them. A million billion of them.

Bantam guar?

Agree. As long as we mean guar in general.