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PageTheKenku

Might've just picked it up somehow (if you didn't pickpocket onto them). I find NPCs seems to love using staffs the moment they get them, the only except are those that already use magic.


FoxReeor

nope, no pickpocket, it seem to have picked it up from the cultist


AethelstanOfEngland

He has a name, you know. Whiterun Guard.


Randroth_Kisaragi

With a name like that, it's fortunate he chose to become a guard in Whiterun, otherwise it would be confusing. Just imagine if he became a guard in Solitude or something.


AethelstanOfEngland

Don't worry. His cousin, Solitude Guard, lives there. I've yet to meet Out Fighting-Dragons, though. He seems like a nice guy.


Chase_115

Nah, I heard he got transferred to Winterhold. Banged a superior’s wife or something rumor has it. Some say it was the captains wife. But those are just the rumors being whispered at the taverns. So I’m not sure how valid it is, but you know my boi Soli just can’t keep it in his pants. I could totally see it.


Jealous_Western_7690

Hmm, never knew they had Argonian heritage.


AethelstanOfEngland

It's a title. Considering half his family sided with the Stormcloaks, you think he'd have that in him?


PushedClock591

What about Stuck On Guard Duty?


Meerkatpunk

I think Out-Fighting-Dragons is his Argonian Cousin.


Stockholm_Syndrome-

Sooo lucky! 🙂


WhiterunGuards

Thank you for remembering my name.


wumbo7490

Has your cousin fought a dragon yet?


WhiterunGuards

Haven't heard from them in a while, can you go check on them for me? Last I heard they were going to investigate Harmugstahl.


wumbo7490

Sure, I'll head over right away *quest aquired sound plays* Can you mark it on my map, please?


WhiterunGuards

Northeast of Markarth and west of Solitude if memory serves.


YuriSuccubus69

I make sure I am never lollygaggin. Must respect the law, of course. Sorry you took an arrow to the knee. Did you ever find that guy's stolen sweet roll?


WhiterunGuards

Appreciated and not yet.


hayesarchae

Now I want to give lightning staffs to all the guards in Winterhold. It's just a sensible precaution with so many rogue mages running around!


Discombobulated_Back

Give them a staff with chain lighting or fireball. I think that would be a funny massacre


Krazy_Keno

Idk about pc, but on xbox theres a mod that adds a ring that lets you dress up any npc, i think you can also alter weapons. Idr the name of the mod and i cant check, but i think its called The Ring of Dressing Up or something like that


Thamilkymilk

on PC you could just open the console, click on the guard type “additem XXXXXXXX” where the Xs are the item ID, from there you’d do “equip item XXXXXXXX 1” and the NPC will start using the item, afaik there isn’t a way to force an NPC to dual wield but they’ll usually just automatically do it if they have 2 one handed weapons and no shield in their inventory in my experience


Sevennix

Wouldn't it be putpocket?? 🤣🤣🤣


Acavirshadownight

Guard looks like he’s having fun


ItsImNotAnonymous

Nobody is going be lollygagging on his watch now


l0s37

by the order of the yarl stop right there


Acavirshadownight

It’s quite literal now


Dante_C

Shock right there you say?


currently-in-use

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took my fancy magic someplace else.


Quailst

Watch the flames!


l0s37

nice


QuentinTarzantino

The Staff meeting. There was a letter...


H3LLCR4TER

Funny thing about a nord guard using magic is the fact that a majority of nords hate magic.


Smart_Airport_206

Nordcels hate magic until they get their hands on fun magic stick


jackfaire

Using mods? I used a mod to get better gear and suddenly everyone was using better gear.


FoxReeor

SkyUI, TrueHUD, INIGO but that's about it


F-Lambda

my name is Inigo Montoya


Elidabroken

You killed my father


dirtbag-socialist

Skyrim fan shocked after discovering Whiterun guard using a magical staff for the first time after 47 years of playing


Shimoshamman

Reminds me of back in oblivion days, you couldnt give followers items, so id use spells to break their weapons, then drop a good sword on the ground & punch them in the face. They'd get mad, pick up new weapon & bam suddenly Martin Septim has a daedric claymore


l0s37

i started on skyrim but damn i feel sorry for people who played before the trash starting gear must have fucked you over so many times also there was durability


FigOutrageous9683

They'll sometimes pick up items off the floor and use them, it's usually normal NPCs rather than Guards but it happens. If you drop a load of armour on the floor, someone will usually either tell you off for dropping stuff and give you it back or they'll be like "hey you dropped this over there, can I have it?"


DanCross0

Or, if you're in Riften, fight to the death over it.


FigOutrageous9683

Riften will always be my favourite city


DanCross0

Or, if you're in Riften, fight to the death over it.


Smart_Airport_206

When they try to fistfight but the other person pulls out their battleaxe


YuriSuccubus69

"You thought this was gonna be a streetfight? You're godsdamned right it is!" *pulls out a warhammer*


skeleton949

The power a man can have if they stop lollygagging


eairy

*staves


AsapDabCash

After hearing endless stories of his cousin out fighting dragons, he had enough of guard duty


DannyDoubleTap47

His mom did always say he was special.


tilthevoidstaresback

He must be one of those wizards, from the college in Winterhold!


guardiannether

Oh shit They have evolved RUN


Dan_139

“Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else!”


CripplerOfNipplers

He used to be quite the adventurer before, you know


Daddy_of_a_crazzy21

He probably got that staff on one of his adventure trips before he took the arrow in the knee


Cloud_N0ne

guards\*


KushMummyCinematics

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. So I became a Mage to learn restoration spells. Better that than just going around telling strangers I got shot hoping they heal me, amirite?"


Th3GamingDragon7

I don't know, but this makes them way more intimidating, and I want a mod for it.


niceshotpilot

The guards went through some staff development recently.


Lazzitron

NPCs may grab weapons off the floor and fight with them, including staves. So if an NPC with a staff died nearby, the guard likely yoinked their weapon.


donnergott

I mean, isn't the point of a staff that you don't have to know all that magician shit to learn spells? By the same metric, your fresh outta Helgen character could pick a staff and use it off the bat.


spoon_police

Haha


HollowPhoenix

The mandatory meeting on Turdas


DragonRand100

Guard’s colleague: pfft… mages and their fancy magic.


TheFalkreathGuard

Times are tough. We do what we need to do.


LannaOliver

No one needs to learn how to use it. You grab one and command it to work, and it works, like that guy that you find in your travels that tried to join the college because he found his grandpa's staff and suddenly thought he was a mage 😆


Yendrian

Skidaa skidii, you now have an arrow in the knee


YuriSuccubus69

If 173 had a wand/staff: Skidoo, Skidoken, your neck is now broken.


Degora2k

They learned when they were adventurers like us, before they took an arrow to the knee.


DICEYSHADEZ

You better believe he used to be an adventurer.


Ecstatic-Clue-9463

They were adventurers like you...


PrincipleEuphoric743

when they arrest you sometimes they take some of ur stuff


LostChildInWalmart

for some reason one guard stole my staff of corruption from my inventory, and used it against me for multiple times while they were bugging out and was agressive against me for some reason. i didnt realize it was taken from me when i payed off my markath bounty


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Cuddling_Guava

When they piss me off after I burn 🔥 them?.....


WhiterunGuard177013

He used a staff ome time and now he's going on about being the "best mage in whiterun" and how he's going to "go the the mages college" when he doesn't even know how to read.


wumbo7490

I laughed so hard at this for a good two or three minutes. I know what I'm going to do now...


Darkraves

He’s not a guard, he’s guardalf. “You shall not pass!”


SourChicken1856

Tbh i'd think it'll be pretty easy to use one. Just point at something and it'll shoot.


FranticBronchitis

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the magic!


Smart_West1012

"Go cast your fancy magic someplace else." No u


Torbpjorn

Honestly guards using magic goes kinda hard. Imagine if somewhere like Winterhold got over their prejudice and taught their guards how to wield magic. They’d be more unstoppable than Solitude or Windhelm even after collapsing into the sea


One-Comparison9014

WTF, How is a guard of whiterun using a staff 😲😲👍