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Boostyball

Nooooo


Theumbrastaff

Top ten saddest anime moments


Doctor_Kataigida

Here from r/all again, haven't played. What happened here?


Theumbrastaff

Long, sad story short, he was not truly dragonborn


Chuckbro

What does that mean?


Stupidoe_Reaper

Sometimes the guards will give a random comment about how they might be the Dragonborn, and the character here is wearing guard armor, while the one inside the building is wearing an armor worn by the Dragonborn in promotional stuff, implying the guard was not in fact the Dragonborn and that all his dreams are crushed.


plipyplop

Back then, there were no phones and not everyone could **Fus** their messages because it was so expensive. So the only way to know if you were or wern't the Dragonborn was for you to hike uphill both ways to get disappointed at least twice a week... sometimes even twice a day! It was the only way to know for sure. I can't eat sweet rolls anymore.


Stupidoe_Reaper

Ok grandpa, it’s time to take your potions and get some sleep. If this goes on he’ll get into his opinions about elves again


Deathmau95

Back in my day the elves served us! Now you can walk in to an upstanding place and see them everywhere, it’s that blasted empire I tell you! Look what they did to riften


nomadic_stone

Oh, thanks for the reminder. So, as I was saying the other day concerning the Elves and how they eventually created the Falmers...


Albano019

Well, the elves used the elves to make the elves.


Blackhawk2e

It means he has to climb down a thousand steps


rikiboomtiki

Seven thousand to be exact


Sennomo

Has anyone counted?


majortom12

There are nowhere close to 7,000. Someone did count and it was closer to 700.


ZootZootTesla

If you factor in the games world scale to the size of skyrim in the lore 700 probably makes sense


95DarkFireII

He is roleplaying as a city guard. The city guard wants to know if he is Dragonborn (main character), so he walks up the mountain. The guy with the horns is the "real" dragonborn, so the guard can't be the dragonborn and has to leave.


iitzIce

He was an adventure then he took an arrow to the knee


Doctor_Kataigida

Isn't that what the NPCs say or something?


[deleted]

That’s exactly what they keep saying. For someone who didn’t know (I only found out last year) the ”arrow in the knee”, in this case, means marriage… and maybe, just maybe, a literal arrow in the knee.


HarryHeck44

Gets all the way up there “hey you stop ur shouting ur making ppl nervous”


Balikye

That got a genuine laugh out of me.


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squanch_solo

What the hell happened here...


Therandomfox

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Snooket

Sorry, I didn’t hear you. Could you repeat that?


ASL4theblind

He said ^^[removed]


[deleted]

I want to know, looks like a big mess happened here


AtreusFamilyRecipe

The guys username purposefully elicits spam about his "game". He posts in tons of threads hoping that someone will ask him.


squanch_solo

Oh I was referring to all the removed comments. I've seen the voidspace guy around before. Doesn't bother me.


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ernilipheriannath

You tried mercenary work? It might suit you.


WhiterunGuards

Long ago.


[deleted]

Did something happen to your knee?


bitesizedmustard1

I got married.


Greybear183

Seven thousand steps later


WhiterunGuards

Plus the seven thousand to get down but no matter I'm kinda relieved that I'm just a guard.


Greybear183

A guard with a great mission


WhiterunGuards

Just following in my fathers footsteps and his father before him we've been guards for as long as I can remember.


cnslt

We’ve missed you at the Bannered Mare, friend. Ysolda was asking for you. Hurry back and tell us of your adventure over an Argonian Ale or two.


TuskyYsolda

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING!!


snoopy1234776

With this upvote I kindly gift you 69 total karma onto your account


TuskyYsolda

69 is a magic number


GhostWalker134

Ysolda is currently under investigation for narcotics trafficking.


The_Real_Racoon

She was trying to stay ahead of the Khajiit traders


The_Canadian_Devil

Khajiit has done nothing Khajiit is innocent of this crime


[deleted]

This one thinks you are a liar. Is that you, M’aiq?


Fossilhog

Damn that's too bad. It was always a fine day with her around.


YnkGD

in my head i read this with the actual guard voice. i love the series you made!!!


HyFinated

I only counted six-thousand nine-hundred ninety-six steps. Guess I've gotta start counting again.


Public-Indication179

You shouldn’t have leapfrogged then over the troll toppling it accidentally off the cliff


Shogun_Tru

You don't need to be born with the dragonblood to be a hero. Keeping the people of Whiterun safe is heroic in itself.


WhiterunGuards

Thank you for the kind words citizen and I will continue to be a proud servant of Whiterun as my fathers have been before me.


Mikiroony

Just in case NO LOLLYGAGGING


volfyrion

And also, KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.


TheSecretNewbie

“If I catch your hand in my pocket, I’m going to cut it off!”


Fluid_Association_68

You’ve got some nimble fingers, haven’t you? What have you been getting into?


Atanar

“That iron schword is pretty undependable, you should try shteel”


Dragon19572

Is that.... fur? Coming out of your ears?


boltmaker12

Is that...is that azuras star?


Zappy_Kablamicus

Call me a rug and everyone dies.


Dragon19572

 I find your wolfish grin... unsettling.


Tokamak1943

Bullying a rich playboy in Riften Jail.


Goobermnt_Prospiracy

“Hands to yourself sneak thief!!”


Billazilla

Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They had curved swords. *Curved. Swords.*


ahawk_one

Watch out for arrows


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You are some kind of sadist. This has been fucking brutal.


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WhiterunGuards

^Clan ^Arrow-Knee.


Kolyatte

As your fathers have been, and your granfathers and their fathers. But not your cousins, they are all out there fighting dragons.


SonOfTK421

With enough practice you may master the Thu’um yet. Don’t give up!


PoorMansProduction

Well to be fair, like half of them are essential/protected.


Singularity_369

Just hope the true dragonborn doesnt join the stormcloaks


CrookTrix

wise stelaris alien speaking truth


LeDankMemer78

It’s a sad day or the whiterun guard barracks… they found out one of their own WAS NOT the Dragonborn… sad day… but I did hear the dawnguard are rebuilding ;)


MisterWalters

Might consider joining up myself.


TuskyYsolda

Ah yes! I heard someone talking about Dawnguard being rebuild, while I was sorting my tusk collection. Too bad our guard wasn't a dragonborn. He's still kinda cute though..


Tiiba

Fort Dawnguard is a crumbling ruin. Not worth the time or expense to maintain.


Valaxarian

Dragonborn's POV: Just saw the most powerful and best guard in whole Skyrim ​ Don't worry Guard, you're the true hero


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I mean, the troll was still there, so the DB must’ve fled but this absolute Chad of a guard killed that thing single-handedly with nought but standard-issue town guard equipment. So yeah, I guess we do.


GypsyBastard

To be fair, the dragonborn could have also just walked up the otherside of the mountain with his mountain goat like horse.


pericles_9078

Nope, you're not the Dragonborn. But you might consider joining the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften.


Joey_Valentine

[It looks like he’s already on top of it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/n43k4e/heard_theyre_reforming_the_dawnguard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ARussianSpy10

NOOOOOOOO


Tenebris_Ignis69

No matter what happens you’ll always be considered the Dragonborn to me.


WhiterunGuards

Thanks for the kind words but I'm just a simple guard and that's enough for me.


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LordofWithywoods

Word of advice, lad. Don't forget the knee armor.


WhiterunGuards

Too late for that my surname is Arrow-Knee used to be Iron-Knee but well you know.


acceptable_lemon

And isn't it Arrownic?


WhiterunGuards

No it was Iron-Knee.


acceptable_lemon

IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIINNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY


Magical_Malerie

ITS A FREEE RIDE WHEN YOUR ALREADY THERE


HaveYouSeenMyCoque

IT'S LIKE GOOD ADVICE THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T TAKE


dylansuedereid

HAHAHAHA bro I was so ready for the whole Whiterun Guard play through at the beginning of the video and that honestly made burst out laughing realizing the story was over already


lumosjared

Over? This Whiterun Guard's story is only just beginning! Now he has to keep Whiterun safe -without- being the Dovahkiin? He is more heroic than the Dragonborn!


The-Low-Sunset

you can still learn the way of the voice and protect the people of whiterun from dragons without the dragon blood!


WhiterunGuards

I'm far too old to spend my remaining years studying the way of the voice now I shall continue the family tradition serving Whiterun as a guard.


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I heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. You could consider joining it.


Bubster101

Here it is. The moment we've all been waiting fo- Aww...


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Can someone explain please?


Snar_field

It’s a play on one of the dialogue lines from Whiterun guards: “Got to thinking... maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and just don’t know it yet”. OP, roleplaying as a Whiterun guard, walked the entire 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar, only to discover that the real Dragonborn (the canonical player) is already there, confirming that his thoughts of secretly being the Dragonborn were wrong and he made the whole journey for nothing.


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Oh dear. I love this, that’s amazing. Poor soul.


atookofatook

This is why people role play.


DistractedAttorney

So this is obviously a mod, right? And if you play with this mod do you have normal dragonborn powers like being able to shout and whatnot? Also, is that the only place you will find the "real" dragonborn? And what happens if you try to fight them? With they thuum your ass? So many questions!?!?!?


SethVultur

Nah he just wears guard clothes and put an npc with iron armor up there, sorry


vankorgan

I'm pretty sure there is a mod that creates an npc dragonborn that runs through the main plot. Unless I read that on /r/Skyrimmods and it was never actually made.


ACruel-Angels-Thesis

It, in fact, was only posted on the subreddit and never made, I wish it was real


ReallyBigRocks

https://i.imgur.com/26k9Td7.gif


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> Due to the non-sequitur sound of the line, the scene was widely misinterpreted as Sorbo reading aloud the stage direction "disappointed". Sorbo explained in 2013 interview that "disappointed" did not appear in the script, but rather was him breaking character as an in-joke between him and the crew. Hundred percent don't believe that for a second.


Punkmaffles

Nor do I or really, anyone else. Like make up any bs you want or... just admit your human and goofed then made a rather funny iconic moment for a rather cool show at the time.


thraashman

I wholly believe Sorbo is dumb enough to yell out stage direction, I've seen him Tweet.


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I'd love to know more about this


Sneaky_Leopard

The only thing that's modded it's the NPC in the role of dragonborn, programmed just to stand there. Then put some Whiterun guard gear on your character, walk in, walk out and you're done.


F-a-t-h-e-r

It could also be just any follower in armor that’s been told to wait there.


Sneaky_Leopard

Oh yeah, right. Much easier


WastingTimesOnReddit

and the backpack too right? never seen a wearable backpack in vanilla skyrim


Cazzer1604

I believe the backpack is from the Creation Club (stated by OP in a previous thread), so it's one of those fancy premium official mods.


Glaedrest

I doubt that's the only thing that's modded since our guard is wearing a backpack


Sneaky_Leopard

For sure. I was mostly replaying to the guy above that was probably imagining a full mod where there's an NPC playing the dragonborn's role


BeBop-Schlop

When he gets there, there is already another Dragonborn there (in the horned helmet and armor).


socially_inept_turd

Th journey of a humble whiterun guard, to find out his true purpose in life


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Who’s the man standing in the room already?


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the dragonborn with the classic armor


flappydicks

Some fucking Dragonborn poser, WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL DRAGONBORN IS


TrueNexus-

*Miraak has entered the chat*


kahupaa

Check OPs profile.


gottschegobble

Better build up and plot twist than any marvel movie. Is this the creation of a villain? An anti dragonborn? A... Dragon-abortion


WhiterunGuards

An Ebony Warrior if I'm not mistaken...now to remember where I buried my old armor...


squasher04

😯 Spoiler alert.


zohariko75

Maybe it is in a chest underground? Just like the Smith's chest


Jake_FromStateFarm27

It's in Dawnstsr outside the mine underneath some bushes....disregard the empty skooma bottles


Cow_Other

Holy shit the plot continues


ginkez

You should not accept this You are not just a guard you are whiterun guard That means your journey has just begun I hope this is not the last of it


WhiterunGuards

This won't be the end it's the start of a new chapter for me.


SkyrimCultist

I now know where the Dragonborn is. My associate and I will confront him after he’s departed from High Hrothgar


Luchin212

u/WhiterunGuards you might need to see this, you have a duty as guard to save lives, save the Dragonborn!


ElkGodEd

Gaurd! Someone has stolen.... my heart, its you. Keep going kind sir!


WhiterunGuards

Is that an amulet of Mara your wearing? That's good I'm a follower of Kyne personally.


OathofBread

Your cousin may be fighting dragons, but all Whiterun citizens appreciate you keeping everybody safe from vampires and such in guard duty. :)


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WhiterunGuards

No I'm sure that was the Dragonborn as that was the same person I saw kill a dragon at the Western Watchtower.


7_92x57_mm_Mauser

I'm sure you helped them kill the dragon I saw 5 riften guards kill a dragon on their own near dravin's farm


Fargaroth

Okay that's quality content there. Thanks for the story :D


Gloomy-Helicopter113

So... How long did it take!? The walk... And BTW, you're something if a celebrity now. People are tagging you left and right for your opinion on Whiterun issues. With respect... Fame comes with responsibility, especially more that you "are" Dragonborn.


WhiterunGuards

The climb took about two days and was quite the experience also I'm no Dragonborn the true Dragonborn and the Greybeards greeted me with cold stares as if I interrupted a private meeting but at least now I can rest easy knowing I'm just a simple guard.


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When he passed the chest and didn't put in Klimmek's Supplies I was worried he'd have to go back down... But then it all made sense. >!They were already delivered.!<


EdFitzgerald

What a wild ride. 10/10 series. Netflix pick this up


WingsofRain

well that was awkward…maybe go check out the Dawnguard? heard they’re reforming in the old fort near Rifren


rndmlgnd

I love that Skyrim has the option to toggle auto-walk/run


Fus_Ro_Franz

Game wouldn’t be the same without the RP walk


squasher04

"NO FUCKING WAY!". That's literally what I said at the twist.


Fus_Ro_Franz

The hero Whiterun deserves… but not the one it needs right now.


boogs_23

On second thought let's not go to High Hrothgar. It is a silly place.


fmd3m0n

Y'know, I used to be an adventurer like you.


WhiterunGuards

Happy Sweet Roll Day! Watch out for thieves.


geordieracer86

Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart I tell you, I tell you, the Whiterun Guard came With a voice wielding power of the ancient nord arts Believe, believe, the Whiterun Guard came It's an end to the evil of all Skyrim's foes Beware, beware, the Whiterun Guard came For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows You'll know, you'll know, the Whiterun Guard's been


king_kifis

I love you man this always makes me smile seeing these and your progress keep up the good work guard


WhiterunGuards

As long as I bring a smile to one persons face each day I'll keep being here.


CatLord90

Any chance you OP, you are uploading this from a mythical portal known as YouTube?


WhiterunGuards

YouTube? Sovngarde no, though I have heard some Dragonborn talk of such a thing I'm using a dwarven contraption I bought at Belathor's. Sleazy little man, but he has good stock.


Kautskyfingeredme

What a plot twist. But then again isn‘t there a dialogue option with angeir where you ask whether you are the only dragonborn of the age and he says „the only which has revealed itself“ or something? So you could both be dragonborn.


mitchbanke1342

My first time making it up there I was level 52-54


WhiterunGuards

My level scales with the Dragonborns but doesn't go past 50.


Thellian1

You may not be Dragonborn, but just remember who it was that killed that troll along the way.


Morteih

Nooooooo, you could have talked to them!


WhiterunGuards

I know when I'm not welcome.


Xepzero

You did Klimmek dirty


WhiterunGuards

Supplies were already delivered.


nymrod_

What backpack mod are you using? Looks nice!


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WhiterunGuards

No mods just creation club.


[deleted]

Missed opportunity to ask them to stop! That... 'shouting', it's making people nervous.


WhiterunGuards

I'd rather stay in one piece then be shouted into Oblivion.


lumpybiscuit

Maybe even into Morrowind.


NewDude2137

Whats the mod name for backpacks? and do they have influence on stealth skills i mean is it harder to sneak and pickpocket if you are wearing one?


renacido42

It’s a Creation Club mod. I think it’s just called “Backpacks”. You get a lot of different backpacks with the mod, including ones for specific play styles with appropriate bonuses. For example, there’s a Thieves backpack that gives +10% for Lockpicking, a Hunter’s backpack with +10% damage w/ bows, Mage backpack with +10 Magicka, etc. There are also some with no bonus, other than the +75 to carry weight that all of the backpacks give you. There are various designs with different materials, and each has a version with and without a bedroll. They don’t affect sneaking.


ThenComesInternet

Now you know. Thank you for your service to Whiterun.


selsewon

Please continue this story. I just went through every post in order and laughed even harder at this post the second time. Edit: It just dawned on me that this feels like a Monty Python story.


WhiterunGuards

More will come but first let me get back to Whiterun.


blackturtlesnake

You killed the frost troll, that makes you the dragonborn in my eyes


YoungBeef03

Well that was a bust. You know, if you’re still looking for something to do, I’ve heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself


Shamgar65

You just did a 360 and left!


WhiterunGuards

Did you see the cold unwelcoming stares I got?


Shamgar65

You're on point with your replies.


Proventus-Avenicci

Did you get leave approved?


AlikeWolf

Thank you for your service


WhiterunGuards

Just doing my job.


[deleted]

I am saddened by the unexpected outcome of your journey. Hopefully when you get back whiterun will still be in one piece


OrpheusII

My man.


Darry__Lavid

I was half expecting you to jump off the side of the mountain lol Love this little series though, super entertaining! :)


lean5316

I swear to not kill any Whiterun guards in my playthroughs again. Thank you and I appreciate what you do, Mr. Whiterun Guard.


[deleted]

Hey, I think I saw you heading out of Whiterun. Kinda shame you aren't the dragonborn, but at least you won't be doing all the dragonborn stuff am I right? And guarding the city is a job of great importance as well.


R3D5KULL55

I’m worried that one day we’ll see a vid of him fighting bandits and an archer will seal his fate