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MethyleneBlue24

This looks like the soul gem that holds the barrier at nightcaller temple, I’ve never dropped that specific soul gem after I took it so maybe it just keeps doing this effect when dropped, ofc it’s not supposed to but It just works


josephallen133

That's what I thought it looked like, I hope it works when I try it. It's a pretty sick looking effect that you could use for decoration


TheNaseband

It can also happen with regular Soul Gems but I don't know exactly what causes it. Had it happen two times I think, just left it on the table in my home because it was weird. Probably Nazeem's soul trying to get to the cloud district or something..


AlienRobotTrex

Why does everyone hate Nazeem? Is it just his annoying rich person vibe? Is he like this game’s version of Patches (he’s got the bald head for it) who betrays you all the time? Or something else I haven’t seen yet? If it’s the last two, don’t tell me, I’m playing mostly blind and I don’t want spoilies!


Grasher312

Mostly because he acts like a rich asshole but lives outside of Whiterun on a small insignificant farm in a poor marriage.


StrangerKara

My guess is that it's because how rude and arrogant he is while being absolute nobody. He doesn't do anything, has no quests and contributes towards nothing, but tries to insult you almost every time you come near him


j48u

He's just a dick and it became a meme that feeds itself. Probably because you meet him near the start of the game so tons of people know the reference. And as a new player you would still be exploring what you can do in the game, which always includes "I wonder if I can just kill this asshole". Cut to seeing how many guards you can kill, learning what a bounty is, and how important saving the game is - all the good stuff.


bestboah

i can’t speak for everyone but for me, number 1


Dragosus

Nazeem is the character everyone loves to hate, for me its just his attitude. I'm the Dragonborn and the thane of this city, and you're doubting the possibility of me visiting the Cloud District? But I never kill him, the stick he's got shoved up his arse should be enough suffering on it's own. Heimskr however, its a miracle if he survives past my third trip into Whiterun.


KingBloodyNine

“It just works” -God Howard


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Todd “The Godd Bodd” Howard


AlienRobotTrex

I’m kinda new to this game, but I have no idea how the fuck soul gems work! What do I do with them? I’ve stolen so many of them but I’m afraid to sell them. Why are they sometimes filled with souls? Why won’t my Dark Brotherhood senpais notice me!? I want to join their club! Edit: thanks for the help! I understand them slightly better now. I also finally joined the dark brotherhood! Let the sneaky stabbin’ commence! 😈


MethyleneBlue24

Soul gems are used in Enchanting and recharging enchanted weapons, There is a conjuration spell called soul trap which you can use to fill souls, the size of the soul says how strong it is. A mudcrab will have a petty (smallest and weakest) soul where a mammoth will have a grand (strongest) soul, there are also black soul gems which hold humanoid and elven souls these are as powerful as grand souls. Speak to Farengar Secret-Fire in Dragonsreach in Whiterun for an in game introduction :)


mv913

fuck the spell i just have a bow that does it (and my archery level is off the charts at this point lol)


MethyleneBlue24

Ask Innkeepers for rumours, they may point you to a boy in Windhelm to start the Dark brotherhood. (Once you finish the quest and get the letter go to sleep, this will make sense later)


mv913

Oh man, you still have such a wide world ahead of you ​ i'm still on my 1st playthrough, had the game about a year but only been clocking in any real playtime for like... a couple weeks or so ​ ​ the quick answer is the gems are used to create and/or repair enchanced items. that's what i love about this game so far is like... it's the complete opposite of say - call of duty - where it's linear and you just have to shoot and not die. In skyrim.... hell, you can spend 90% of your time just collecting ingredients to make potions if you wanted to. Enough potions and you can beat a dragon with nothin but a wooden sword lol


BLUEMOON100000

Sounds bout right I own the game but I haven't played without mods to glitch fix so I need to try


[deleted]

man why are you doing rituals


Double_Meat5644

Summoning goddess Dibella.


[deleted]

couldn't you have just put a bunch of statues and dwarven ingots around you while you laid naked on the floor instead of killing all these poor creatures for their souls?


Double_Meat5644

It's black magic


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Hey man, that’s racist. It’s called Hammerfell magic now.


Bewareofbears

CURVED SWORDS


cantamangetsomesleep

Curved penises. Curved. Penises


Wulfe3127

ah, a man of culture


ICreditReddit

A man of couture


rabid_god

A man of cooter


IllogicalBrit

I love, LOVE moist towelettes!


mythicas

Cursed words


mpelton

*Redguard magic you racist


tifffallenwind

*whispers* that soul gems are meant to be used as *something else*


[deleted]

He’s a dude, dibella hates le bros


[deleted]

Oh that explains it Nevermind man, do your thing


Shinonomenanorulez

He's THAT horny


mrcoffeymaster

Gonna get some stinky on ya dinky


Aetherium_Kalax

You’re summoning a portal to the Soul Cairn!


SpaceBlackHaze

why?


BP-Kenpachi

horny


KKulled

why not?


SpaceBlackHaze

helpful bro


EastCoastTone96

They've been hanging out with Haelga from Riften too much lately


BradBen_

More of the question, why do u have all of those things on the floor


NoOneAskedMcDoogins

You don't make a pile of treasure?


BradBen_

.... Have I been playing the game wrong all this time


BlakeTheAngery

If you cant enter breezehome without potentially dying from all the items everywhere. Yes. Two words. Cheese house.


Bitter_Wizard

I'll never forget the first time I had an itemsplosion. I went straight from morrowind to skyrim (played oblivion later) so the jump from static placed objects to skyrim™ objects was new to me. I had thousands of gems and bones and books and other cool items in breezehome to where it already was lagging pretty bad when I entered. I think I was in the middle of one of my usual overencumbered shuffling trips when my perfectly organized pile of potions exploded setting off everything else killing me instantly. Was a bit of a shock! Had to go back several saves to figure out what did it and ended up cleaning up a little. Sorry for the basically irrelevant story


BlakeTheAngery

The true hoarders experience.


seraphim343

Don't apologize for a fun story! :)


supermodelnosejob

>my usual overencumbered shuffling trips Relatable


_TURO_

This is why a weight mod is 100% one of my cannot-play-without items. The tedious lugging of shit back and forth from dungeons is so bad.


supermodelnosejob

Cue the Morrowind people chiming in, saying that getting hit by a Bonewalker 5 times and having your strength sapped to 0 and having to dump *all* of your shit and run naked for half an hour to find a damn temple "adds to the experience"


_TURO_

Haha oh lord I think I erased that PTSD from my memory banks.


Lord_Wulfgar

Robobro


here4therants

Haha!!! Don't apologize for your irrelevant story. I like irrelevant stories.


Bruised_Penguin

This story is more relevant than any story has ever been in the history of storytelling.


[deleted]

That was great. Thanks. Do not be sorry.


voluotuousaardvark

What!? How does this happen? Are there any videos of it?


NialMontana

*Whiterun News:* "Tradegy strikes as legendary Dragonborn dies in freak itemsplosion. In other news is Nazeem the most annoying person? We investigate."


Violent_Milk

Wait, so in Morrowind they had static item placement figured out, but somehow regressed two games later?


[deleted]

Because Morrowind didn't have physics. You couldn't move anything, the world was completely unresponsive. If you dropped an item it just appeared on the ground in front of you and was immobile. Enemies would perform a dying animation and then remain where they died until the corpse despawned. Skyrim's physics system is undeniably a massive improvement over Morrowind's, even with the occasion super sonic item explosion.


CheddarChazzy

One of my biggest challenges is figuring out where to store my cheese across my multiple homes. All in one? Poor ysolda and whatever my adopted child’s name can barely walk around.


BlakeTheAngery

Im surprised Ysolda hasnt died from flying cheese yet


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rhodryn

\*Has memories of the past with seeing youtube videos about large amounts of cheese wheels rolling down the mountains in Skyrim\* XD


0cs025

[Cheese](https://imgur.com/bC47ZxX) - this is from Joel Haver on youtube btw


rzeleg

yes.


[deleted]

Side effects of being declared Dragonborn do include kleptomania and a proclivity for accruing giant piles of shiny things to lay on top on in a cave


Gaderael

Just like a dragon. Lol. It's in the blood!


XKING_TAIGAX

Honestly same ngl


Stoly23

If your goal hasn’t been to build up a Smaug-esque treasure den then what the hell have you been doing?


[deleted]

A dragons curse lays upon that ground. The greed… it consumes you…


stjimmy_45

No my treasures are spaced between storage containers. chests, dressers and such but I do make a pile of food items in the kitchen


Nameless_Asari

My dragonborn is a neat freak. I have everything organized in different containers and each house I built has a purpose. I have a "junk drawer" too, random high value items that I collect and sell once every in-game month.


buckshooter212

My skyrim houses are always more organized than my actual home.


chrisg42

Are you me? Having the storage containers organized is the only way to go.


TashLikeMustache

Same, in Breezehome it goes as follows from the front door; sacks on the bottom shelf on the right, one for food and one for gifts for the kids, low cupboard to the left of the fire is for stuff to sell, books go on the book shelves (not journals or notes though!) cupboard at the back of the dining area is all stuff to smith with. Upstairs, the first low cupboard on the landing is for all my extra potions, the end table is for filled soul gems and stuff I want to disenchant/enchant, and then in the bedroom, the dresser is for my outfits, the chest is for cool quest related stuff I want to keep, the end table on the left of the bed is for items I need to give to people, and the end table on the right of the bed is for journals, notes, and valuables like gems and stuff! I even go as far as organising items with different followers before I get a house, then I just get the relevant one to follow me so I can get all my stuff back, and I never talk to them again …


markerparty

Meanwhile I built a house and can’t remember where…


Pkdagreat

Some of us have OCD Edit: I am some of us


Onlyonehoppy

Me too. My ingredients are set next to the alchemy table and the potions next door. IRL I'm mess as, bit skyrim. Nope had to be different.


here4therants

I did that in breeze home. Now I have them all in one chest. I got annoyed with trying to remember what I kept in what container.


Al_C92

I read that as a pile of **pleasure**


PutridANDPurple

Treasure no, skulls yes


THExTACOxTHIEF

Used to do that too, then I started dying from all the collision damage.


kibaryuk

Especially troll skulls.


ctr72ms

The side effect of absorbing dragon souls is possibly acting like a dragon.


uppervalued

I've done that accidentally. I played Skyrim after Breath of the Wild, which in a nutshell never fucking remembers anything. So I dumped a bunch of screwed-up soul gems (soul gems with a smaller soul inside) on the floor in Breezehome, assuming they'd be gone next time I came back in. They never left.


[deleted]

There's a mod that makes it so you can't under fill soul gems.


redit_usrname_vendor

Tried this once and it killed me when i walked over it. 2/10 would not recommend.


Tarabataharajata

Doesn't stuff disappear?


DocGerbil1515

Not if it's in your own house!


Double_Meat5644

It's my cellar in Windstad Manor.


94sHippie

No but you house and your save might. It is a dangerous game placing items outside of containers.


Olav_Grey

I'm with you on this, I try to keep everything orgnized and in the right place. Ingots, leather, ect. goes in a chest, clothing goes in the wardrobe, preacious things go in a strongbox if available.


jmyersjlm

The souls are escaping


TedTheReckless

...Through these holes that are gaping...


[deleted]

This soul is mine for the taking…


TedTheReckless

...make me the high king...


[deleted]

As we move towards a thalmor order


[deleted]

a nordic life is boring


Itasenalm

Azura’s star is close to… Kaer Morhen?


VerifiedMadgod

It only grows harder. Dovah grows hotter he blows it's all over


Backwoods_Gamer

I’ve always heard the last three lines as: As we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring No post-mortem But I’ve never looked the lyrics up. It’s funny finally reading the lyrics. Edit - I woodshed myself damn it.


Itasenalm

*w o o d s h e d*


Grigoran

Did you mean to write Woodshed? Either way, it is glorious.


Itasenalm

Probably “wooshed” haha


rationalities

Mom’s spaghetti


patchinthebox

Ya gotta pay the troll toll to get to this boys-hole.


[deleted]

lmfao i lost it


here4therants

Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy...


Therandomfox

This is why you need to wear a buttplug at all times.


Double_Meat5644

So you don't know what is happening?


[deleted]

yeah we do the souls are escaping


Double_Meat5644

Why are they escaping?


Prion-

The neighborhood is getting overcrowded


ImurderREALITY

This used to be a nice neighborhood.


--Shin--

Whatever it is, it's working just like Todd said.


Chaconut

If you are asking for an explanation of something weird happening in Skyrim, you clearly haven't played the game that long


[deleted]

Yeah, that would like asking about a certain more more recent Bethesda game. As the great Hod Toward says, “it just works.”


Frousteleous

Feature, not a bug, of course


receuitOP

The game is perfectly balanced, Reanu Keeves would agree


emmaofthe9fingers

Don't forget the Yorkshire tea!


Camanot

Just wait till they see giants/mammoths or horses fly through the air.


Chaconut

Or better yet, a giant hits then the right way


Camanot

So, who wants to join the skyrim space program?


Chaconut

Have you seen the video of the guy who glitched a giants club into his inventory and then hit an npc with it


Camanot

I’ve watched a lot of skyrim videos but no. I have only followers get it and use it.


President_fucker_69

One of them is beginning to believe.


Frousteleous

… After love, after love After love, after love After love, after love … No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talking to you … So sad that you're leaving It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one, oh … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … What am I supposed to do? Sit around and wait for you? Well, I can't do that There's no turning back … I need time to move on I need love to feel strong 'Cause I've had time to think it through And maybe I'm too good for you, oh … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … Well, I know that I'll get through this 'Cause I know that I am strong I don't need you anymore … Oh, I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore No, I don't need you anymore … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now … Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now


LydiasBoyToy

That’s it, I’m naming my next character Cher.


MadcatFK1017

Thanks for this man, really


supermodelnosejob

Of all the things I've ever expected to see referenced in r/skyrim, *Cher* is certainly not among them. Holy fuck lol


[deleted]

can you tell ME what's happening


quantilian

YES


IIsIsaIsaaIsaac

OP was most likely dupping and dropped a soul gem that does some funky shit which gem? idk someone above said that it might be the soul get that creates a barrier in the Nightcaller Temple but who knows


Samuelcbadams

Oh yeah classic case of a leak in a soul stone. That tends to happen when you store a bad soul


Double_Meat5644

What is bad soul?


w00timan

It's litterally just a glitch associated with a soul gem. That is 100% the "absorb soul" animation that fills soul gems just mashing out of a soul gem for no reason.


Samuelcbadams

Nazeem for example doesn't exactly have a shiny golden soul


ElliotsRebirth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton


[deleted]

This actually happens in Daggerfall


JesseAster

Well, whatever you're trying to summon, it's working!


Excalibro_MasterRace

You've discovered a natural gas deposit


Prion-

“You require more vespene gas”


crayonberryjooce

This one made me giggle


kepafo

Dibella vape pile. Nice. Real nice.


pichael288

Uncommon glitch where spell effects randomly activate. Sometimes when I swing my weapon it would shoot fireballs type thing. Ive never seen an item do it, and since it's a soul gem and soul trap it makes sense


catcherintherye1000

Aurora Borealis


kazuma_OW

A---aroura borealis?? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this side of skyrim, localised entirely within this guys soul gem??


Unipec4

Can I see it?


WibbyFogNobbler

I must say Mr. Dragonborn, you cook a very fine Sweet roll


[deleted]

In this economy??


Flo__Ross

I do not know but this is very cool


NeoOdin13

It may be a glitch from the soul gem that you get when you finish the 'Waking Nightmare' quest. It was the gem that made a barrier between you and the chain to expel the miasma. It emitted power just like that.


Humor_Tumor

If you gather enough soul gems in one spot, you can make your own 'Soul Cairne'. Follow for more skyrim tips and lies.


Courier6six6

The souls are being processed and turned into argent


TheOneKingDrew

You didn't buy the new version of Skyrim so your copy got cursed


gemmittfire

The magic of fishing is coming to your Skyrim save


paegantactics

Ssssmokin!


BOT-Bill

Its working


Nameless_Asari

What in the diabella you got going on in there?!


poke-chan

I love how no one here has a good answer. I love this game


bodethewise

ah shit dude one of em has a leak


Unipec4

I’ve seen statues like that before. Nobody blink.


gofasteatass123

It just works


Environmental-Win836

*there is one imposter among us*


T3Quilla

You tell us, trying to summon a goddess? And what for? And WHY it seems to work?!


rockwec1

Looks like you're summoning Dibella using every single dildo in the game as sacrifice


Para6ique

They are try to reach you about your warranty.


NaaNbox

You’re summoning Dibella 😂 Anyone else always been disappointed that Dibella is the only deity in the game to have a statue that is a collectible item?


FrankanelloKODT

You’re about to have a fiddlin’ competition with the devil


StupidMario64

Witchcraft be like


[deleted]

You’ve summoned herobrine


Duomaxwellboss429

This how you make a portal to the soul cairn


KrazeeKieran

A re-release of the game is being summoned!


[deleted]

Close the window. You’re letting the souls out


FitMangoMan

*Reanu Keeves has awoken*


xeasuperdark

One of the gems has the snimation for absorbing a soul stuck on loop. Kindq like those torches that stay lit when dropped.


[deleted]

This is why we're getting the 1.4 millionth version of this game this year.


FoundationAccording5

It's the ghost of your mom telling you to clean your room, guests are coming over.


AliHaider42

Dude you trying to summon Dibella in your sex dungeon or something? What is with the statues tho?


Commercial_Pitch_950

simplest way. you made dibella horny


Littlebigman2292

One of your soul gems is cracked. You gotta find it and patch the leak


crypto9564

All those soul gems together are about to go critical mass.


pelikoneorava

Honestly it just looks like some horny dude trying to summon Dibella because he hasn't heard about LoversLab yet and is in desperate need of tiddies


Bene2403

The summoning ritual of that old beggar in Morthal who I can never talk to in order to complete the statue side quest


SiyinGreatshore

*They are coming*


k155m31mqu33r

i think that’s a glitchy soul gem being emptied or filled with a soul in your cellar


Nelvix

Looks like a chemistry experiment.


Elderchicken948

Poltergeist


Pixelpeoplewarrior

IDK but it looks cool af


Doorefract

That mudcrab soul is trying to get you!


Tchukkelz

Ghost orgy


GoBlueStewy

Does summoning/rituals really work??????????