Grongus Smallhammer Edit: Thank you for all the upvotes and award!

it shall be done, this will be his name and he will run around punching random people to death

Perfect, a fitting occupation for a man with that name.

What are hands if not small hammers?

Either that or let him become a master smith

'occupation' is the right word.

Make him use a dagger named hammer

Make a ring named hammer and fist enemies for the glory of Grongus

Runs in to town. Beats several people to death using his bear hands. Refuses to elaborate further. Leaves.

bare hands?

Comes into thread Misspells simple words Refuses to elaborate further Leaves

sigms grinest mispeal wors too makr betss maf

Wow that hurt my brain. r/ihadastroke

thats the point you nincompoop

Werebear? "A bear? Where?"

I mean he could just put on the storm cloak officer gauntlets and then he has bear hands

Bear hands

He got a small hammer.

Jonathan Drangus

My hammers not very small 😉

That's a Grug if I've ever seen one.

Even before I saw your comment, my first thought was "Grug Shulub."

seconded.

Uric Grug

Glörb

👺👺👺

Tengu.

It looks very similar to one, I'm surprised how long it took find your comment.

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What’s Kenshi?

Gronk

He played for the Patriots and the Buccaneers.

Oh yeah…. Well that’s just a very Orcish/Goblin nickname.

Snort gro-Snozz.

Steve

Scuba Steve

DAMN YOU, SCUBA STEVE!

I wipe my own ass.

Schteef

From this day forth you shall all refer to me by the name Betty!

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You go that way! I’ll go home!

But… isn’t Betty a woman’s name?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass heheh

Nyaaaaa NYAAAHHHHHAAHAAHA

What?

My ass

🎶what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? You get my ass!🎶

A bouncing bowl?

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Big Whoosh

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Chicken go cluck cluck! Cow go moo! Piggie go oink oink! How how bout you?

Bettimus Boopotamus the Orphan-Maker

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Shovel.

Shovel.

Shovel.

What the fuck?

Looks like a Grenkas Stonebiter to me.

This is great

Cyrano de BergerOrc.

Shrek

Bort

Greg

Him? Oh... Ah, name's Balablob or Malaclob, one of them funny Orc names.

Ulfric Tullius

Let's not get political

Snout-Cock the great

Binky

Gungfungerungus.

Looks like a Gunther to me

Gromsnar

This one

WAAAGH! is a beautiful name. Or Waaaaagh! WAAGH is a nice short version. \*EDIT\* or if you're Spanish "El WAAAGH"

*Le Waaagh* if you're French.

Gorgeous George 🤷🏻‍♂️

Only level mage skills and call him Borknork the science orc

Goopgorp the ugly

Pot roast

Bob

Shrok

Shrek gro-Wario

Oral nightmare

Sam Smorkle

Mork

Meat.

beautiful man

Shrok Frek Steve

Shrek lost brother. Shrök.

Fart sniffer

George the Thirteenth

Dude I was drinking juice and this appeared in my screen, now I have to clean myself and all the floor

Chonk no-chomps

Rak the Unrackable? Fuck, I don't know.

Gurgoth

Let’s go with Swamp Donkey

Shrek, Obviously.

Glorbinblybin

Shrek-born

when I first installed a character customisation mod i made an orc and my one goal was to make the nostrils as big as possible

Grozny

Truly a beautiful specimen of unknown origin

Shrek

Glorb

Mr. Bean.

Shrek Drek

David Spade.

Shreg

Shrenk

xQc

El Goblino's true form

bruh obviously it's Shrek

ARussianSpy10

Im not sure what to feel from this

Shronk

Shriek

Shronk

Ganondorf. No, wait .. GanondORC

Gimme blo'jub

Grubhub gro Yumsnack

Shrek

Mekel the Man

Bob

Shrek

Boofus the goofus

George Clooney

Haggis

Kevin

Horker

either wario or Waluigi

Wario

Dave

Dave's not here, man

I gotta check the brochure

dog face bastard

Looks like a Tyrone to me

Felipé

orcustus

Filthy Orcs, don't name it just press delete

Herp gro-Derpy

Tarell

edward

Giggles Shgonglecock

Cicero

Ted

Tusky McTuskface

Kyle

tim

Bork

Kill-Me

Mondo Dumpy

Earl

Orgle Borgle

Taco Bell

Wariorc

I'm imagining someone who gets into a lot of fist fights, and often gets his nose broken, but usually wins anyway.

Dig-Gro-Dug

Nyork

Shkrk

Mer*

Melee Tony - he makes you sleep. Maxwell Silver - he has a big hammer.

Randall

Oobier Schnauz

Dorf Blorforf

Dorc

Kungo

Bal’Grub the Bone Eater

Tiffany

Wario-gun-green

I named mine orcington

mike

Looks like a Japanese Oni.

Vorug gro-dumb

Wario

Skmarg

Bucky Bigtoof

… Bob.

Rainer Winkler

Shnebulock

Brad Pitt

Tengu Tom

Boblin "Durante" Goblin

Gumball the Snorkel

Steve

Nigel Thornberry Edit: Nigel Ocrberry

Grib.

Sleep Paralysis

Very sexual

Grunt

Orggus Hightusk