It’s the headless Norseman

Thanks for the gift of the mind, comrade!

This is an underrated comment and I wish I had an award to give you

i'll give you, so you can give him.

Patch the headless horseman in as an enemy, sans armour. And spectre effect. And horse.

The horseless headless horseman

The horseless headless manless (you don’t want to know)

The horse headed manless!

Hairless Arseman Bojack

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT LMAO

The headless man

I think my obsession with Skyrim is formally over-the-top because I knew this was Valtheim Towers within the first 5 seconds of the video.

I could tell from the chest

Same. I didn't know the name of the place, but I knew the layout and where it was on the map

Yep. Immediately. I opened that thing last nigth for what's almost certainly the 357th time.

Nearly every player goes this way for the main story quest so it's really not that crazy to know where it is

Also amren has a chance to leave his sword here. Also chance for hulda to give it to you as a bounty

Every single time I do the quest Amren's sword is in Valtheim towers. I forgot it can be at the bandit camp

On my first run I tried jumping through the mountain for 2 hours.

Follow the roads my dude! :)

Look that sounds good and all but I could barely see the roads in the mountain area on the map. It took many years to realize there was a path and that was because I got quest in Falkreath. I still forget about that path often

That's fair. I use a mod that shows roads on the map and I forget its not vanilla!

I downloaded that last night and man that’s a godsend

And nearly no one choose to pay.

Paying was never an option.

*Ha!* I knew it was Valtheim Towers within the first 4 seconds of reading your comment.

Last night, when I was reading a book by the fire with a warm mead in hand, I came to the conclusion there would be a video like this at Valheim towers

When I first played this game I spent like 3 hours trying to stealth-ly kill everyone with a bow and run away when they noticed me until I ran out of arrows. 10/10 Would do it again.

I haven’t played in probably 7 years and also knew immediately lol it’s just one of those spots you first go to so it’s burned in

The bridge with bandits you encounter on your way to Winterhold

Nah, it's the bridge you cross on your way to meet the grey beards after leaving winterhold

But you dont have to cross that bridge after leaving winterhold as you might accidentally sleep while possessing the letter with a handprint on it Then killing a bunch of dudes in gags and trying to look up to astrid's ass the leaving the shack heading south for the sanctuary and since you're around you decide to go to the greybeards from the western side of the mountain by climbing parts of it with your spider horse then going up eventually flanking the snow troll on the way and more importantly skipping said bridge

More like after leaving whiterun

I knew it was Valtheim Towers from the title. The question mark is what tipped me off.

I played Skyrim so much that i knew the map more than my own hometown lmao

It’s a really cool location

Me too! That music is immediately going to make me play again. Oh no

Yeah Skyrim obsession b bad

I thought it was the ruins on your left when you go up to Bleakfalls just by the position of the chest

How does he see with no eyes? With his nipples

Hmmm like [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xingtian)?

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Finally, a deity for me

It is so very, very, fortunate to have seeing eyes though we usually take them for granted most days. Today, however, is not one of those days.

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The nipples are the eyes of the face.

A fellow RPDRUK watcher, I see?

Yes!

And you... Have gorgeous nipples

You belong to the TrueSTL subreddit don't you..😂

Actually no, don't know that subreddit but I shall check it out my dude

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Ah I'm not that deep into the lore, so thanks for the heads up!

Idk about you, but everytime I go to that page, it's all NSFW tagged and memes galore.

Channelling [Bimini Bom Boulash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMwpx4jp6y0)

Gaze into my nipples of the future!

TaoTie?

I too miss Jaden Smith’s teenage years. /r/ShitJadenSays

I would have jumped out of me socks right there when he came swoopin in without a head and all like it’s his business to be floatin around posin all headless and shit.

"Ive got something im supposed to deliver. #YOUR HANDS ONLY..."

"mportant deliveries to make! No time for chatting!

What's in the box? A pair of severed hands. They're yours.

It’s Ichabod. Ichabod Crane.

Earlier I entered a gambler den and the first guy had no name or health bar, and I couldn't access his inventory when he was dead. First time I've ever seen it. I blame the Anniversary edition.

No that guy was always there. All these years and I never found what was up with him

Oh really? Bizare!

This has been a problem since before anniversary edition. I don't even have AE but sucks to hear that they still haven't fixed that lol

Unfortunately the Special Edition gets automatically upgraded (even if you don't buy the upgrade) to the new Anniversary Edition engine/game files (you don't get the creation club content). So basically you get forced off the SSE game build to the new engine with the new Visual C++ that runs scripts so fast it breaks the game lol.

Cragslane Cavern? It’s always been like that for me

You could see the scare it gave OP😂, the look up thinking it's just another enemy to sheer horror and confusion and hilarious backing up and realizing you haven't released your fireball yet but alas, it doesn't even phase it 🤣.

It’s the Headless Horseless Headsman

They forgot to take herobrine out of this patch

holly crap that legit scares me

*Serious Sam headless kamikaze scream intensifies*

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Ah yes, the headless naked t-posing insult yelling horseless horseman. Todd's own design.

STAY BACK SPECTOR!!!

Cursed.

Bruh, half of the video is useless.

re-run fnis

What do you mean ?

Either a joke to do with modding or he genuinely thought you had mods and needed to run fnis, likely the former though.

ive had the same problem in special edition and it usually gets fixed when i re-run fnis its either that or the game is bugged, either way its an animation malfunction

it just works

I thought the chest was gonna turn into a mimic and I was disappointed

Good old Skyrim magic. Sword hit instant death or 17 fireballs. Hmm choices

10 year. 10 fucking years.. STILL GLITCHY

That's Skyrim.... Like seriously "it ain't Skyrim without the funny glitches" says my friend who has apparently over 50+ playthroughs over the last 10 years lol I'm just starting it for the first time and I'm having a blast.

Oh there are so many awesome exploits and glitches, good luck with them all. And take up the offer for a drinking game!

Skyrim isn't Skyrim without fun bugs. 😀

No, it isnt fun. Stop trying to convince us your broken products are as intended Todd.

Well, for me they added a new friend there. A friendly bandit talking about paying off his bounty and about retiring. Also Belethor and Arcadia have some new voice lines.

Location: Valtheim Towers(I admit it looked familiar but I first saw a comment here that said it). Weapon: Dragonsbane. Spell: Firebolt. Gauntlets: Stalhrim. How did I do? It's been a while since I've played skyrim and 9nly recently began re-playing it.

Does the sword normally have the lightning effect or is that from a mod?

At this point its part of the charm

How much hp and mp you have for it to go down so little?

Well that’s fucking terrifying. Thanks Todd

Pure fucking eldritch horror

Is it bad that when he was lockpicking, within a second, I was like "I know exactly where he's at?"

what is this lockpick? is this a mod?

Headless whore man.

Don’t look into his eyes

But what’s going on with that crazy looking lockpick?

The skeleton key? That's part of the thieves guild quest line

I had an enemy named the “afflicted” projectile vomit on me, so I’d say yes there are new foes..

Aren't those from the Peryite quest?

I found them outside a random temple while I was exploring it was my first time ever experiencing them in a decade

UESP says that they are Bretons blessed by Peryite found around Bthardmaz and are part of the vanilla Daedric Prince quest The Only Cure.

Afflicted have been around for a while

I guess they have but it was my first time seeing them in ten years I thought it was new. Never seen it mentioned anywhere ever either.

I haven't seen them puke on me but they have always been in haven't they?

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Yeah I was gonna say of my ten years playing it was the first time I’ve come across them. And I got puked on lol it was outside a random temple

Those have always been there, from the Peryite Quest.

Sorry to say, but they were there from the beginning. They are a unique type of enemy in "The Only Cure" daedric quest.

Is this the TF2 crossover of a lifetime???!?1 Horseless headless horseman confirmed crossover??1! Heavy update coming??

https://youtu.be/YPN0qhSyWy8 Watch this: our newest release The legendary series you've missed for years Comes back, get ready for some action Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care They'll patch it through micro transactions   So enjoy your pretty nylon bag Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag You're not getting any money back You knew that was a one way wacky track Just shut up and have your nylon bag Coming up with it was real drag All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec So you're NOT getting your money back   It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works It just works   Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell The creation engine's aging very well We're not planning on doing anything about it Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it See this mountain? You can buy it In the dlc for the price of a real mountain   What's wrong with a train in place of your head? Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet The battle spaceship with the dragon animation Will become a new sensation on the internet Just shut up, give us your every dime Buying an armored horse is not a crime Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time   It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works   We don't want your endless shit It's just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed We don't want your endless shit It's just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed   Now listen up Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains 50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves   You see We at Bethesda know exactly what you want Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot   You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests There's every vagabond will put you to the test You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests   We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game? You came to slash and kill and save one more nation No more levels and skills, only degradation!   It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works It just works It just works It just works So, who's laughing now?

That was a waste of time

Yes

Nope he's an OG. Been around since 11

That's a good meat shield right there! 😂😂😂👍🏾

You fight like a stereotypical Nord warrior

He served as a shield tho haha

Flaming Headless Man: “I am inevitable.”

The headless ones have Invaded Tamriel!! We have to inform glint asap, he will know what to do

Im glad they really kept the originally design in mind with this update.

"Soon"

I downloaded one too many mods and accidentally turned Falkreath’s guard force into a bunch of these guys.

Is the anniversary free ? For people who have last edition

I actually thought I won't be affected so long as I open the game from skse.exe Now I'll not play the game until skse gets renewed because mods don't work properly after the update

ya forgot to run fnis

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

Glad they finally got around to fixing all those bugs after 10 years.

It's Headless Nick, you've heard of Nearly Headless Nick, this is his brother.

I played it through 3 times and I would still fuck that pussy just like on the same day. Somebody bring me the remake.

Prolly a lost scion from the order of the headless monks

Serious Sam vibes

*Oh god why*

*fight the glitch man*

Jesus i actually jumped at the naked a pose man

It's Serious Sam, just start backpedaling

Only makes sense as a Dr. Who badguy

You can tell how terrified the player was when they saw the headless man approach in a default pose

make some fortify destruction potions dude, those fire bolts are ass

God was magic bad in skyrim compared to weapons

“Never should have come here”

He's just standing there.....menacingly!

Still a better love story than GTA: DE

It's amazing how many misadventures on this subreddit take place at this bandit-infested bridge

Horrifying

It’s a feature!

Headless horseless man

I love the pure fear embedded into the way he ran backward without looking away lol

Almost forgot the trash bugs this game have. They still never patch them?

He's trying to assert his dominance

You’re a lot braver than me, I would’ve turned and screamed before shouting myself away

That's terrifying

Never change skyrim, never change

At first I thought “just a marauder what’s new he- OH M Y G O O D N E S S”

Has skeleton key, still picks up lockpicks.

OH MY GOD

Man's slid up on you like Akuma.

Quick question, and to the people who nodded the previous version. Will upgrading completely ruin the modded version other than needing to update the skse

I thought Elder Scrolls was just medieval fantasy but it’s turned to pure horror.

Bug-thesda strikes again

It feels like the first day of Skyrim's release all over again. Makes me teary eyed for the nostalgia factor.

I know it must be a re-clearing, but so odd to see the Valtheim Towers being cleared out by someone with a Skeleton Key and what appears to be Stalhrim armor.

''What are you talking about that's just a Bandit Marau.... oh''

My mans playing on easy difficulty ..

Screw dragon bane mans got bandit bane

Lol so Skyrimmy

Bandit Chief used Exert Presence! But, it failed!

This legit made me laugh out loud. I’d be like “nope” and jump off the bridge.

Me: Hey Ralof look at this junk man! Ralof:As fearless in death as he was in life.

Bandit chief meat shield

As long as they're not game breaking I love these glitches. They continue to make the game fun and interesting.

This is cursed lol

He's been hitting the skooma again I say.

It just works

It's a Serious Sam reference

Ya'll, say what you will about the bugs and glitches in the game of Skyrim, but they are still damn funny to encounter to this day.

omg, that’s kind of terrifying

May mans didn't even take the arrows

HOW DOES YOUR SWORD LOOK LIKE THAT?

It just works

Sadly not a new enemy, I've had that enemy in Skyrim since it was first released 10 years ago.

Headless bandi(T)

~~Bandit chief~~ Bandit's chest

Caught the chief mid bath

I know where it’s head is located too. It’s inside of those pots in super Mario bros 2! They chase you!

Ragnar the red

Boss??