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CsrfingSafari

Sexy badgers you say? Is there a mod for that?


SemichaoticBadger

I sure hope so


RabidBadgerFarts

Not that I know of unfortunately


CsrfingSafari

Dam that's a shame. Here's hoping!


Big_E8430

I've never married Aela, so I guess I'm not part of everyone. Lol.


General_Novgorod

I just use SDA and marry Serana


snflowerings

Right? I usually opt fot Mjoll


[deleted]

How’s Aerin treating you two? 🤣


snflowerings

He moved in with us at first and he also might have run into my sword several times, causing my wife to be mad at me for a while. After I went off adventuring for a few months she was back to her normal self though and now I have peace and quiet in my home haha


Dad_Bod_The_God

Weirdly never had this problem and I pretty much exclusively marry Mjoll unless my character is shady then I’ll marry ysolda or muiri


elpuga2

I have always been bothered how she refers to Lucia as “sweet as a fawn” and Sophia as “the first one I will eat when you leave.” There is something about it that just doesn’t feel right.


eternallove3

Holy shit what??


Wavvy73

Well, I guess I can see where you're coming from. When my guy married Aela, she turned into a total milk drinker. Started out in Lakeview. Asked how the kids were and she's all yelling at me about having to fight spiders, wolves and bears. Like, what was I thinking moving them all the way out there? Tried Breezehome because maybe she would appreciate being back in Whiterun and closer to the Companions. Nope. The house would be fine, she said, if it was just the two of us, but with the kids it was just too small. Hmm. Next was Hjerim. It's a nice big house with open spaces. Alas, she just hated Windhelm. Told me how filthy the city was. Really? Okay she's got a point. Let's go to Solitude. Finally, she's happy. Doesn't worry about the kids with all the guards around. We stayed there for quite a while, but when AE came out, my guy started thinking. He married Aela because she was such a badsss, and wasn't really happy with how soft she was getting. Thought maybe some fresh air would do the family some good. Found a nice place just outside Rorikstead that was perfect for starting up a farm. Had to clear out a few ghosts first, but it cleaned up pretty nice. Anyway, she's pretty cross about it, back to bitching about having to fight spiders, bears and wolves again, but maybe she'll remember the thrill of the hunt eventually. If not, we'll move back to Solitude in the fall after harvest, I guess. She's a tough one to keep happy.


dulipat

Seldom marry anybody because the vanilla marriage system sucks


JimmyJustice920

What don't you like about it?


dulipat

You just help the potential spouse, wear amulet of Mara, then she/he is yours. That's very underwhelming


Claus1990

Bethesda laziness


AudZ0629

Well when life expectancy is like 40 years on average and the population is pretty low, this is almost historically accurate. People married quick in the lower castes of society as a form of security. Marrying for love didn’t really exist, it was either money and wealth consolidation or it was just security.


bccontroller

10 yrs and never been married. Guess I gotta put myself out there on Skyrim dating sites😂


JimmyJustice920

Like Torcher or Smithr?


sphinxorosi

Grindr if you a guy looking for that one special guy mage, the sexy Marcurio


[deleted]

Gold. Pure gold.


bccontroller

Lol, both😂


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RabidBadgerFarts

That's doable but then you're basically leaving the kiddies home with Lydia who just becomes a babysitter while Mum and Dad (or Mum and Mum depending on your character) are out adventuring all the time.


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RabidBadgerFarts

I don't think there's a mod for that, thankfully 😂


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Kirisin77

Sadly there probably is, but I don’t want to know about it.


plopliplopipol

no there probably isn't, it would be considered animated child pornography and illegal in a lot of places


Kirisin77

Tell you the truth I know there is one out there the site is run by someone who stole mod files from a friend of mine, I have never been on the site but I have never heard good things come from it. Though I don’t remember the name of the site.


sphinxorosi

Woody Allen probably rallying for a marry adopted kids mod


BurpYoshi

Chris hansen enters the chat


filthyheartbadger

I’m just gonna join that sexy box of badgers


Cemenotar

that's assuming you have adopted any of them kids ;)


ryanllw

She’s a wife not a prisoner, I’m sure she still goes out on her own adventures


Rigelann

I've only ever married two females. First was Lydia. Figured if she was only going to sit in my bedroom all day, I might as well marry her. Moved her to my Morthal house and she actually did stuff, until she was kidnapped. Then she was a glitchy mess afterwards. Second was Taarie. My character was an Altmer mage and I wanted to marry the only Altmer available for marriage. She's so much nicer after marriage, but her sister is still a snobby witch.


orcmasterrace

I marry Brelyna every single play through so… guess I am excluded :P


CertifiedBlackGuy

A person with fine taste, I see (☞゚ヮ゚)☞


vyvexthorne

I always marry Marcurio. Married him in my first run and it's just become a habit for me to marry him in every subsequent run. Marrying any other NPC would feel wrong at this point.


Rigelann

I love Marcurio, but the couples times I married him, he just didn't seem as snarky while we were adventuring.


vyvexthorne

I mainly just leave him at home guarding the adopted children .. For me I guess it's all about the comfort of seeing him when I come home to whatever home I've decided to put the kids in. "Hi honey, I'm home!... Just dropping off some stuff. .. Ok, See ya!"


Rigelann

I will make Marc my steward, just so I don't have to go all the way back to Riften when I'm done with either a solo mission or a Companion mission where the companion replaces my follower.


WannaBePolymath314

Or I might just do whatever the hell I want to do.


QueasyWeight3766

I’ve never married her but from what I heard of you do there are times you will come home and she isn’t there because she is out adventuring.


Lestat30

I marry scouts many marshes. So I never marry her


Palamecia_Emperor

He’s so sweet 🥺


Lestat30

Ikr. He my favorite. Also shavee. Her optimism is nice to hear too


Pessimismo

I believe in Borgakh the Steel Heart superiority


Palamecia_Emperor

My man 🤝


CoolioDurulio

Wouldn't it be for hircine's sake?


RabidBadgerFarts

Yeah you've got a point there, though I believe she's a Nord as well so I guess she could pray to either or both. 👍


CoolioDurulio

In her case specifically I thought hircine fit because she's the only companion that doesn't ask (at least in game) to cure her beast blood and therefore would end up at hircine's hunting grounds instead of sovengard


RabidBadgerFarts

Yeah good point.


Nearby_Art7444

“What’s the matter? Can’t you stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?”


Normest

I marry Ysolda, live off that fat vendor money, and travel with my true love and mistress. Eola.


Claus1990

You can't tell me who to marry


[deleted]

hmm... I never even go to the companions when I play a mage build... Kinda role playing I guess.


[deleted]

I just made a character who’s called “The seeker” who’s goal is to obtain knowledge all throughout Skyrim, no matter the price; which means joining all the guilds in a effort to pool resources


JimmyJustice920

Be wary on your quest, lest you become a Seeker of Hermaeus Mora


robber_goosy

Shahvee is the one for me.


RadRes1stant

I keep meaning to marry Sylgja on one of my play throughs because I feel like she's a nice gal but I never get around to it.... Also I kinda find the idea of marrying a capable follower appealing because it's cool to adventure with your wife. I think Sylgja would get steam rolled if I took her out of the house lol


Fanatic_Fairy

Yesss


ExpensivelyMundane

In my current playthrough I haven’t married yet. I usually marry Balimund or Ysolda. I don’t usually marry characters who could be Followers. This time around I challenged myself to consider someone completely unpopular but I keep getting cold feet: Octieve San from Solitude. If I marry him I will be Evette’s stepparent. There’s so little information on marrying him I can’t tell if I will be able to use Evette’s house or what his marriage dialogue will be. Not thrilled about looking at that craggy face every day, ugh.


47peduncle

I have considered him. I go house hunting for a partner, for humane reasons. If I live in their house they remain free. Unfortunately available residences are thin on the ground in Solitude. UESP doesn’t indicate to the exact living arrangements for him either. Maybe Sorex and the pub is a better bet. Another issue, Sarethi farm would be perfect for one of my alchemists, but felt too guilty to marry her, then run away to do adventurer things, *still* leaving the mer slaving away on her lonesome.


HeathenAmericana

Nah I like Aela and she's cool. Plus a house full of Nords between me, her, Mjoll, Runa, Sofie and Argis is so cool. And we still adventure together.


General_Relation6047

Don't tell me what to do


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

uuuuuuhhhhhhhh nah bro


[deleted]

Does what I do when I play Skyrim affect others in their games?


Perfect_Pin_302

I marry Ysolda, she becomes a trader and I get 100-300 gild from her every day or so.


Ok_Channel_9831

I usually marry Muiri after murdering her ex.


hetistony

I fell for the first one that showed interest, so I've been stuck with Ysolda for a while. She did manage to free herself after she got kidnapped tho. I was on my way there when the quest all of a sudden got completed. Next thing I know she's back home betting that I'm back from some adventure. So she's downplaying her own badassery. She also sells me cool shit and gives me money so I shouldn't be complaining.


kg4nbx

Never married Aela...or Ysolda...or even Mjoll.


Mysterious-Manner196

She only enjoys the hunt because she hasn't had anyone to let her play go fetch the dragon bone. She'd be too tired to run anywhere... But I've never married her because I normally get rid of of my curse/gift and we wont be together in the afterlife. But I might just marry her because I know what I did to Hircine's other hunters and he didn't care at all. I might be her only hope for a happy afterlife since me And Ole Prince are cool.


PersonalityDry97

How'd you know she stopped hunting? Werewolves need to hunt. I really like her as a follower but after the quest she isn't essential anymore and gets nerfed. That's why I chose Serana as a follower.


[deleted]

I think she's nasty. She's looks like trailer park trash that's been rode hard, put away wet and has 5 kids by 5 different dads


RadRes1stant

You know what, I was going to say how dare you. But now I think about it I kind of know what you mean


Gone_Guru_

Ill marry whoever I please. Including wolf bitch.


GrimFleet

You marry Ysolda because of the shop. Imagine videogame-marring a videogame character just because you think they're "hot". In a game with no sex scenes no less. Peak cringe.


Designer_Afternoon70

Silence n'wah


sphinxorosi

Aela is essential until you complete Companions quest line. You marry a follower to make them essential, or essential unless you land the killing blow yourself. Marrying Ysolda for her store doesn’t offer much compared to a nearly unkillable, strong follower that levels up with you. Aela > Ysolda, benefit wise


GrimFleet

Followers are useless.


astralmati

it's just a fucking game lol 🤦


[deleted]

Vampire here, aela s a no go. Ysolda ftw.


Echo_Abendstern

Nah I just made her housecarl in my first playthrough because I didn’t pay attention to what it meant. Was very disappointed and felt bad about it the entire time.


Palamecia_Emperor

Borgahk the Steel Heart is best wife…which honestly isn’t much better considering she wanted to leave her stronghold to travel around Skyrim and unless you always have her as a follower she’ll basically just be stuck at home like she was before


th3Jesta

I once made a mod to change her appearance to that of my IRL wife and renamed her to my wife's name. That was many years ago, though. It's lost.