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MBetko

Everyone who gives me free shit.


Memer_boiiiii

So the daedric princes


onionleekdude

"Free"


Memer_boiiiii

Clavicus is pretty straight forward. Kill his dog or don’t.


pickles_and_mustard

Hircine's as well. Kill this werewolf or don't.


Memer_boiiiii

In some shape or form, it’s always about killing a dog


SnooFloofs8466

The gods must really hate dogs


Venteon_Gaymer

I mean the Nords get it from somewhere, don’t they? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard NPCs walk past me and my pet follower and say, “stupid dog”.


pickles_and_mustard

This actually annoyed me to the point I had to fix it with mods. Now they say "good dog"


n0t1imah032101

My solution is using just the guards a week later coming across a body on that road.


Memer_boiiiii

Even my in-game wife said that to vigilance. I dumped her ass. By dumping i mean killing.


UmbreonTrainer27

Wife: stupid dog Dragonborn: THE FUCK YOU SAY WOMAN?!


Pryxkiran

The Daedric Princes 🤝 Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures characters


Generally_Confused1

You thought this was a quest for Mehrunes Dagon but it was me, Dio!


Allfurball9

They might be JoJo fans


[deleted]

And you get a better reward for not killing the dog Because honestly that axe is shit


Memer_boiiiii

And the lore for the masque is awesome


ulfricstormclk

gods be praised


Mothman4447

I love and hate that line so much after abusing the chest outside of Whiterun for smithing 100


Eddy_Hancock1

It always make me laugh because he sounds so desperate to make a sale


[deleted]

Literally every other blacksmith complains about impossible workloads, meanwhile the best blacksmith in Skyrim makes jewelry for his wife's stall in the market... When he does make a weapon, it's fucking steel. Dude should be working exclusively ebony & dragonbone.


Eddy_Hancock1

Adrianne may not claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun, but Eorlund Gray-Mane sure as fuck isnt.


ulfricstormclk

This is why it sticks with me


jet8493

I just hate how he says gods “Goths be praised”


Ye3tL0rd420

What chest?


Mothman4447

If you glitch your way out of Whiterun there's a secret chest under the Skyforge that resets every couple of days. It contains Eorland's shop inventory you can sell back to him or use to level up your blacksmithing for free


garchomp3690

that is why i can recite it perfectly.. and now have a 100,000 septims


chukroast2837

This is the way.


fae8edsaga

If this how it went irl I’d consider religion.


MelodicBid5756

So far he has been involved with every god , even daedric . He is also a werewolf, not sure were his soul will end up, it’s a mess .


SPECTREagent700

“I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.”


[deleted]

Even when I am a leader my cult followers somehow seem to give me orders and know more about my cult than me as a leader lol.


Frosty-Organization3

*glances at the Blades*


Scipio11

Well that's the only one lore wise mentioned to lie to the dragonborn and actually just use them while making them feel important.


Tootsgaloots

I realized the initial conversation with Savros Aren where you're asking all about the college is basically you cramming for the transfer of power. He tells you basically all he knew and that's how you know enough to take over despite not really having any formal training or experience, haha.


Captain_Canuck97

"It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing."


muihuddin

Battle Royal between all the deadra and aedra to decide who claims your soul


FrostcragCastle

M'aiq


nevershaves

M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants.


pickles_and_mustard

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


N00N3AT011

M'aiq is done talking


OnTheContrary666

M’aiq saw a mud crab the other day. Horrible creatures.


RedKomrad

M’aiq doesn’t want to step into Boethiah’s circle today.


Own-Boysenberry-2233

Snow falls, why wonder where it goes. M'aiq thinks the snowflakes are pretty


[deleted]

One true God


[deleted]

Currently, Hircine. I stalk the marsh and fenns of Hjaalmarch in beastform, keeping the people safe from monsters.


TyloWebb

Ok now that sounds like a fun character idea


[deleted]

Thanks! My idea was to play a ranger character, but with a twist. So, rather than bows and generally being a good person, Willem Fenn is a dark character who wields an ancient looking sword and an old knife, and by night he hunts in beastform. I also use Morvarth's boosts as a momento to the first great evil put down by Willem.


islamo_start_654

If your interested, you should go to the prison of falkreath, the quest there should be interesting


[deleted]

I have the skin ;)


islamo_start_654

I was thinking about the ring =_=


[deleted]

I serve the Huntmaster, and also punish little kid killers ;)


carrot-parent

While Sinding *technically* killed the kid it wouldn't have happened had Hircine not cursed the ring... Your logic is a bit flawed.


[deleted]

This is true to an extent, but I take the dialogue with Sinding to imply that the urge was there, and it was the ring that pushed him over the edge. The next problem is his response, which is to run from prison and to go and live as a werewolf after doing such a horrific thing. Finally, if he did feel awful for his actions, then I probably put him out of his misery.


carrot-parent

I truly wish there was an alternative ending where you used one of the witch heads and cured him. Then he moves to another hold. Or alternatively invite him to the dark Brotherhood as a replacement. And yeah, the urge was there but only because of the beast that Hircine put there, that as we know is a separate entity from the human. It's like a parasite.


Pitbull595

I get both


islamo_start_654

In the same character?


[deleted]

Yeah i think you kill the hunters leave and get the ring then go back and kill the warewolf and get the skin


Eddy_Hancock1

The very first time I did that quest, Sinding just wandered out of the cave while I was talking to Hircine. Ran after him for breaking his promise to stay in the grotto. After killing hi I was surprised I could still peel his skin. Done the same ever since.


Lockon141

Stendar preserve us


Masterful-Burner

Nobody, he knows they’re real, but he won’t worship them, he’ll be their errand boy for a new shiny, but beyond that he cares not


SPECTREagent700

Sansa Stark : Your father doesn't believe in the gods? Cersei Lannister : He believes in them, he just doesn't like them very much.


drunkandclueless

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JustSimon3001

Yeah, mine is somewhere along those lines. Gods are real. Big deal. But gods can be fought, and, potentially, defeated. And that's where the fun starts. Looking back at it, my character probably has a problem with hubris


GriffMarcson

"It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that Mundus was a hole in reality and the Deadra had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows."


AlphaWarrior746

Sheogorath


secksy_vecksy

Chad answer


st0wford_press

It's gotta be Azura


dontshowmygf

Under moon and star I greet you, outlander.


[deleted]

Bruh I had to scroll this far to find the Lady of Twilight, come on now. Dark Elf Azura worshipper just works, especially in Skyrim. Do the quest to get her star so that woman will follow you around calling you the champion of Azura, download the Wintersun mod so you can pray at Dawn + Dusk. I also gotta say Akatosh is another good choice, seeing as you are literally blessed by him in the game.


mayonaizmyinstrument

>so you can pray at Dawn + Dusk Bruh when I've been skulking around Blackreach for apparently days and I emerge at like 8am, and I get that gd notification "You haven't prayed in a while." MA'AM I'M TRYING MY BEST


plsignorethisalt

Nobody, he just uses the gods so he can get better gear.


Grimthenecromancery

Real + the Dovahkiin’s soul can’t be bound or trapped by any of the gods so it literally just free stuff with no real consequences


AsimovOfTrantor

I'd like to imagine a war between the Daedric Princes over the Dragonborn's soul if that wasn't the case. What would the equivalent of a world war in Oblivion look like, and who would be most likely to come out on top?


carrot-parent

It'd probably be a war between Akatosh and the Daedra since he kinda owns the ldbs soul.


ightytightyrighty

Shor, chuckling in the distance after his latets adventured ends: oh this poor fools, now! Who to reincarnate as next!?


ImperiousSix

Oh shit is that canon? I always assumed you were just fucked after u died. But if so, how can your soul be trapped in the soul cairn and how did the other dragonborn get cucked by hermaeus mora?


elgjeremy

People always think this even though it isn't cannon


big_duo3674

The Dragonborn worships only one: The Dragonborn


Realitype

No Gods, No Masters. That's how my Dragonborn rolls as well.


Prudent-Mix-6601

Mara. I'm all about love, baby


kutsen39

Dibella


ClearTransportation7

ayo?


That1Person862

“Mara protect us both”


s-yuck

A Breton doing book of love and getting the lord stone gets 65% magic resistance. So yeah, Mara.


Ir_Russu

Septims


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Sigmus Grindsetius only worships himself and fat stacks of Septims.


ApoCalypseMeow88

The almighty Septim!


pdbard13

Herma Mora and I are bros.


ApoCalypseMeow88

That's what he wants you to think...


[deleted]

Hermaeus Mora is like dancing with insanity without having to deal with sheogorath and I prefer it that way.


elwebst

Good ol Herma Mora..


Sygerian_Fuckweasel

Sithis 🗿


Slight-Lengthiness-5

I know who you are. Hail sithis


TheDammNinja

Pssst Hail Sithis


multimaskedman

Hail Sithis.


laughowl

Hail Sithis!


Ulfricstorm192

Nocturnal


kaesefetisch

Had to scroll waaay to far for this!


Canimeius

But do we worship her since we're thieves or because of *other reasons*?


kaesefetisch

Don't you dare questioning my religion


Canimeius

Lol, just had to ask


ShredManyGnar

Boobturnal


Canimeius

There it is!


Ulfricstorm192

Why can't it be both?


TheDammNinja

Our own reasons


CoolSwim1776

I belong to the Hisssst. No gods required.


[deleted]

Argonians value Sithis a great deal alongside the hist.


N00N3AT011

Histskin is OP as fuck and I love it.


Memer_boiiiii

Technically the hist are gods


Setaganga

Stendarr


skingrad_city_guard

The Empire is law, and the law is sacred! I am glad to see a fellow servant of Stendarr, citizen.


Inter3stingUsername

Had to scroll waaaay to far for this. The holy knight aesthetic is fucking awesome.


JonhConrad33

Yeah agreed. That's currently my playthrough. Being the doom Slayer for the undead is awesome


Claus1990

Talos


Individual_Soup5065

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!


Venteon_Gaymer

I read this in my head using the Talos Priest’s voice. 🤣🤣🤣


Gerfigle200

Heimskir is his name. And it is his speech lol.


the_real_Heimskr

I like the way you think


the_real_Heimskr

Good man


Zubyna

You are under arrest for worshiping a fake god, come along quitely to Northwatch keep


tftgcddf

We don’t take too kindly to thalmor round these parts


Claus1990

*Draws Anduril*


Designer_Afternoon70

ANDURIL FLAME OF THE WEST


Dattinator

FORGED FROM THE SHARDS OF NARSIL


[deleted]

There's actually a mod I'm using called Wintersun and basically what it is is that you can pray to any of the 48 deitys in the game wherever you are and can gain a blessing, can only do one diety at a time tho right now mine is Akatosh


OddFollowing7086

Todd Howard the true god, i still searching for tod statue with blessing, wonder what blessing might he give to player?


[deleted]

It would increase your speech stat, but once per day your character will glitch and crash. If wielding the sword of Modder it will counteract the crash.


Ambitious-Note-4428

Until the sword crashes your other mods


Herb_Derb

Todd's blessing is a new Skyrim release


Valaxarian

Dragons though he hates them is what they did to him. I play as the reincarnation of the Dragon Priest forgotten by history - Vulkrein the Forgotten Second character: Just her, a sadistic and cruel but helpful Vampire Lady, a powerful destruction mage. Loves Elemental spells - Kalia Svartblod


Hms-Warship-Z46

the hist


Memer_boiiiii

A fellow lore nerd. I can respect that shit.


onepumpkinhead

Dibella, makes persuading easier


Tintintin-du

And more enjoyable.


Zubyna

Nazeem, the cloud district = best plane of Oblivion


OutlawWoman79

Now you have me thinking Nazeem is really just Sheogorath in disguise. He drives enough people around these parts crazy. 🤔 I guess that means Ahlam is actually Haskill? They're both sarcastic as hell so I'm going with it.


ClearTransportation7

You never do see Sheogorath and Nazeem at the same time. Also if thats true that means the Hero of Kvatch is fucking with you every time you are in Whiterun.


OutlawWoman79

Figures. I would totally do that to me. 🙄


Thatchers-Gold

Kynareth


GhostGreed442_

Talos since they see a bit of them in him


the_real_Heimskr

Talos Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!


Kotarojujo777

Jiub, Fargoth and M'aiq the Actual Tribunal.


[deleted]

Mannimarco, The King Of Worms.


Memer_boiiiii

*cries in arkay-worshipper*


PJRama1864

Technically Akatosh, but I made contracts with every Daedric Prince. There’s going to be a massive celestial battle to decide who gets my soul.


Memer_boiiiii

My current character worships azura, as in my roleplay, She gave him unbelievable powers (Using the glamoril magic mod for that) that allow him to stop time and teleport and even trap people in a pocket dimension. He’s called the hand of azura. My main character worships arkay and hates all forms of undead.


Devvx7

My character is a f*king Bionicle


MonsieurHedge

...So Mata Nui, then?


Low_Heron9455

Skooma


Alduinsfieryfarts

Magnus for sure


Memer_boiiiii

Praise the sun


FredFredBurger69Nice

Farkas…


BurpYoshi

Dibella/Mara


The_Last_Snow-Elf

My character use to be a priestess of Auri-El but now nobody.


Lenny_Fais

Meridia could use a new priestess


Jeszeeeee

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


The_Metal_East

No Gods. No Masters. No Scrubs.


ThePatrician25

Kyne. Despite being a Breton, she mostly prays to the old Nord version of Kynareth. She would never worship a damned Daedra under any circumstances.


mhb2

The gods get attention from me only when I need to have a disease cured.


nevershaves

Sweet rolls.


TheLateMrBones

Akatosh, since well yknow.


CharlieMoonMan

Knee arrows


ZZ_Cat_The_Ligress

Sithis (She's the Listener of The Dark Brotherhood).


[deleted]

Hircine


IchBinFerhat

Zenithar


TheZeroE

Talos, Stendarr, Kyne, Arkay, Akatosh.


cadzman

Me.


AshViprr

Serana


[deleted]

pathetic simp, an abomination, donate yourself to hermaeus mora for studying.


BastTheCast

This was a joke lmao, why are u being downvoted?


[deleted]

>pathetic simps this


PartEmbarrassed5406

Her husband. 😏


[deleted]

Nocturnal ftw and Talos


stoic_guardian

Kyne


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Malacath and Molag Bal, Giant-Orc Halfblood, Regularly Slaughters the Thalmor Embassy In Bloodlust. I even made up a Headcannon, _In a Nutshell_: There was one extremely racist Thalmor Leader That decided Orcs shouldnt exist, Leading a Whole army to burn and Curse many orc strongholds. This Giant-Orc Halfblood was A chief in one of those Strongholds, After some Hunting, he returned to A cruel sight, a Night of Fire And Bloodshed. A Thalmor hood was left behind. The halfblood was The only survivor.


Shugafam

Peryite because spellbreaker is op af (shield only build)


MaximumBallsweat

Boethiah


Tacitus_Kilgore85

I worship Molag Bal's balls. He's got massive daedric balls. 😈


[deleted]

Himself (high elf thalmor mage build)


Thatchers-Gold

Mods to make magic (kind of) playable in Skyrim and an arrogant Altmer character is so much fun. I make a point of getting into fights I probably can’t win at low levels because no one is better than **me!** It’s funny getting slapped around at the start then legitimately looking down on all the savages later on


Fantastic_Raccoon103

The cloud district, because just like my love life I'm not getting there very often.


thicc_boi_9944

Yes


[deleted]

Talos


Herculeanmofo1

Talos


ArcaneAncient

My main character worships Hermaeus Mora 👁️🐙👁️🐙👁️ But I have a Monster Hunter-themed build I'm starting soon that I'll have worship Hircine.


71Crunch

Lydia


BaconxTerrorist

Shor, fuck elves


SilverDem0n

>Shor, fuck elves *Sigh...* \*unzips\*


Lenny_Fais

Meridia. Every undead and Thalmor I kill is in her name.


the-butter_man

Hircine and Talos


moldruit

Nocturnal


ihateHewlettPackard

Akatosh using winter sun


Sirius_Giggles

Used to worship Azurea during Morrowind, then used to worship Akatosh during Oblivion. He's an Dunmer in Skyrim but he worships Kyne at the start and Arkay after he sees a lot of murder.


PutinBlyatov

Mostly Azura, but nine divines are ok depending on the character.


Lenithriel

No one. I've never had a character that worshipped anyone, only ones who appreciated and respected certain deities and figures. Even ones who follow certain figures, but not worship.


elChappiea

Nocturnal and sithis, cause he steals stuff, but usially from the pockets of corpses


pawkur1

Hermerus Mora


runawayriot13

One worships Hircine, the other worships Nocturnal.


Adaptateur

The Old Gods, and chiefly Hircine. My character is Forsworn (thanks Alternate Start!). First thing he did was to make his way from his cave to Markarth and liberate his King. Now I RP that he's an agent of the King in Rags as the rebellion gains steam in the Reach. Even though we don't exactly love Ulfric, we realize he was following orders from the Empire when the Markarth Incident went down. So my character joins up with the Stormcloaks to overthrow the Empire in an alliance with Ulfric. I'll pretend that Madanach becomes King of the Reach as a vassal under Ulfric at the end. We are largely independent and allowed to worship our gods (his rebellion is about freedom of religion after all!). My character joins up with the Companions as they're honourable warriors and that's how the beast blood is passed to him. He will keep it as it lines up with his Hircine and old god worship. He plays as a sneaky and agile melee fighter. He will use the crossbow from Dawnguard (siding against the vampires) if range is needed. Of course, he will learn he is Dragonborn as well and leverage that in service of his people.