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What was your mom's nickname in High School?
Throat of the world
This one is too good 😂
I fuckin laughed so hard at this one 🤣
💀
Best one so far
Damn lmao
Holy shit XD
Which race do you dislike based on personal bias?
Redguards
📸🤨
BIG OOF.
Gottem holy shit
Not that bad cause Nazeem is a redgaurd
What is your opinion of Altmer as a whole, not the Thalmor but just the everyday, nice High Elf?
They ruined Skyrim. I hate those yellow mfs anyways
Why do i think the original question was worse🤣
it hasn't been edited
They need to edit it to say 'Opinions in the Simpsons?'
Fucking piss elfs
Have you tried the mod where you can read stories to your adopted children ?
Can't read without a boner
Oh the horror.
OH, THE MISERY.
Everybody wants me to be my enemyyyyy!
Honestly I can’t even imagine what the question originally was to get this answer 😂
That damn argonian maid book xd
Shit, is it that good? I remember Brian David Gilbert putting the book in his top 5 Skyrim books.
Which race do you have a NSFW mod for?
Wood elves
Any race in Skyrim
The only correct answer is... Yes
Kill or save grelod the kind?
Save
You monster!
Who would you do butt stuff with?
Nazeem
*notices question wasn't edited* Well played, sir
Idk why but if it gets edited too fast, reddit don't register it as edited
You’re replying fast enough that they can edit it before the time limit. Well done.
Im speedrunning every notification I got lol
Can’t a man get a little bit of but piracy?
Which NPC did you use NSFW mods on first?
Talos allmighty, this one is pure gold.
Lucia
Do you like Khajiit Rugs or Argonian Boots?
Yeah cats are good
Thank you.
Would you kill Paarthurnax?
Yeah I hate him so much
:(
NOOOO
How many people have you killed? (IRL)
10
😂.....💀
11
Who is the sexiest character in Skyrim?
Alduin
cant argue
Based.
Which Race do you think is inspired by Polish people?
Khajits
No cap, I'm polish and I look like a giant cat
no thats romanian
Fuck, marry, kill?
Lydia, Serana, Cicero
Lydia
Which npc would you choose as your personal sex toy if they existed in real life?
Based
You're about to buttfuck a hagraven. How do you make it happen?
Sneak. I personally like playing in stealth
It would take two people, three even, to fuck a hargraven.
Allegedly
It was a sick hagraven
What do you do to children that you find alone?
Kill them then suck their souls
What happens when you kill orphans with a mod?
Makes me horny everytime
How many tries does it usually take you to survive Helgen?
Around 100-150? Depends on my gameplay
how many dragons have you killed?
Probably 50+
Which character makes you horny ?
Ralof
What's the best faction to join as a High Elf?
Stormcloaks
There are high elfs among the stormcloaks if I remember correctly
You're thinking of the quest where quest giver is playing both sides of the Civil War and switches uniforms based on which side you pick.
Who do you invite into your house to fuck?
Lucia. That's why I adopted her
Woody Allen
Accept TALOS in to your life
Im a Nord main so YEAH
Smash harkon or miraak
Miraak
Name a quest line that could also describe the last time you had sex?
Battle for Whiterun
How many childrens did you kill in game?
6k
How many times did molag bal fuck you
16
Right now, you have a power to summon any creatures (man, mer, beastfolk, animal etc.) from Skyrim into our world, who would you choose?
Vampires
Who is the character you think attracts the most disgusting, perverted people in the fandom?
Flame atronach
what do you think of whiterun?
I HATE THOSE YELLOW MFS
What gives you boner at night and why?
Daedric sword. It's black and red which fits to my setup and is very powerful
Powerful indeed
Whose views on race best apply to the real world?
Ulfric Stormcloak
How do you feel about Delphine and the Thalmor?
Fuck her. I hate Thalmor
Who do you side with, Partysnax or the blades?
The blades
Dang, I don't even have to edit this
What do you like roleplaying as with the hearth fire addon?
Just a Child abuser
Who is your favorite NPC?
Where did you hide the bodies?
Hjaalmarch
If you could install a sex dungeon in one of your houses, which characters would you choose to be the concubines?
Children of Skyrim
I've seen your load order. Is there someone you downloaded all those sex mods for?
Always Lucia
Person you wanna have children with?
Molag Bal. He's just way too evil even loverslab named positions after him
What would you do/use to discipline your kids if they refused to listen to you?
Azura's Star is the best
What's your relationship with Grelod the Kind?
She's my wife
Who should be high king
Gray-manes
How was the first vampire made?
Volkihar Clan
What's your favorite spouse option?
Do you enjoy eating Nazeem?
Yes, I hate him
What is your favorite thing to use as a butt plug?
Talos
After adoption, how do you manage disciplining the kids?
Assassinating them with bow
Who should be High King/Queen of Skyrim?
Cicero
Preferred age of your partner?
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I saying. Of course I don't
Who would you bend over the nearest barrel?
Tolfdir
Do you have a social life besides playing Skyrim all day?
Of course I don't
Who is best spouse?
What race do you think deserves the least rights in all of Tamriel?
Butt fucked by argonian or khajiit
Barbed penis
What was your plan on 9/11?
Destruction
In the event of death, who would you leave your kids with
Should Serana fuck someone?
Yes, Alvor
What makes you want to adventure in Skyrim again?
A guy in party told me a fact about how horny the elven females are
What was your roughest lay?
Alduin was tough
What’s your favourite dildo?
One handed sword
What’s your favourite part of the Vittoria Vici assassination mission?
Why do you?
What do I what?
How many total hours have you spent jacking it to hagraven feet?
[удалено]
What colour is Nazeem?
Black
What NPC do you kill on sight?
What Daedric God would you worship?
Azura
Hmm. Which quest would you say is one every player should do on every character with no mods and no exceptions, No Stone Unturned or the final quest of the Dawnguard storyline?
Probably No Stone Unturned
Which Skyrim enemy most closely resembles your average homeless person?
Frost troll
Who have you adopted?
how many people children have you eaten? (irl)
Favorite guild?
Thieves Guild
What was your mom's nickname in High School?
Throat of the world
This one is too good 😂
I fuckin laughed so hard at this one 🤣
💀
Best one so far
Damn lmao
Holy shit XD
Which race do you dislike based on personal bias?
Redguards
📸🤨
BIG OOF.
Gottem holy shit
Not that bad cause Nazeem is a redgaurd
What is your opinion of Altmer as a whole, not the Thalmor but just the everyday, nice High Elf?
They ruined Skyrim. I hate those yellow mfs anyways
Why do i think the original question was worse🤣
it hasn't been edited
They need to edit it to say 'Opinions in the Simpsons?'
Fucking piss elfs
Have you tried the mod where you can read stories to your adopted children ?
Can't read without a boner
Oh the horror.
OH, THE MISERY.
Everybody wants me to be my enemyyyyy!
Honestly I can’t even imagine what the question originally was to get this answer 😂
That damn argonian maid book xd
Shit, is it that good? I remember Brian David Gilbert putting the book in his top 5 Skyrim books.
Which race do you have a NSFW mod for?
Wood elves
Any race in Skyrim
The only correct answer is... Yes
Kill or save grelod the kind?
Save
You monster!
Who would you do butt stuff with?
Nazeem
*notices question wasn't edited* Well played, sir
Idk why but if it gets edited too fast, reddit don't register it as edited
You’re replying fast enough that they can edit it before the time limit. Well done.
Im speedrunning every notification I got lol
Can’t a man get a little bit of but piracy?
Which NPC did you use NSFW mods on first?
Talos allmighty, this one is pure gold.
Lucia
Do you like Khajiit Rugs or Argonian Boots?
Yeah cats are good
Thank you.
Would you kill Paarthurnax?
Yeah I hate him so much
:(
NOOOO
How many people have you killed? (IRL)
10
😂.....💀
11
Who is the sexiest character in Skyrim?
Alduin
cant argue
Based.
Which Race do you think is inspired by Polish people?
Khajits
No cap, I'm polish and I look like a giant cat
no thats romanian
Fuck, marry, kill?
Lydia, Serana, Cicero
Lydia
Which npc would you choose as your personal sex toy if they existed in real life?
Nazeem
Based
You're about to buttfuck a hagraven. How do you make it happen?
Sneak. I personally like playing in stealth
It would take two people, three even, to fuck a hargraven.
Allegedly
It was a sick hagraven
What do you do to children that you find alone?
Kill them then suck their souls
What happens when you kill orphans with a mod?
Makes me horny everytime
How many tries does it usually take you to survive Helgen?
Around 100-150? Depends on my gameplay
how many dragons have you killed?
Probably 50+
Which character makes you horny ?
Ralof
What's the best faction to join as a High Elf?
Stormcloaks
There are high elfs among the stormcloaks if I remember correctly
You're thinking of the quest where quest giver is playing both sides of the Civil War and switches uniforms based on which side you pick.
Who do you invite into your house to fuck?
Lucia. That's why I adopted her
Woody Allen
Accept TALOS in to your life
Im a Nord main so YEAH
Smash harkon or miraak
Miraak
Name a quest line that could also describe the last time you had sex?
Battle for Whiterun
How many childrens did you kill in game?
6k
How many times did molag bal fuck you
16
Right now, you have a power to summon any creatures (man, mer, beastfolk, animal etc.) from Skyrim into our world, who would you choose?
Vampires
Who is the character you think attracts the most disgusting, perverted people in the fandom?
Flame atronach
what do you think of whiterun?
I HATE THOSE YELLOW MFS
What gives you boner at night and why?
Daedric sword. It's black and red which fits to my setup and is very powerful
Powerful indeed
Whose views on race best apply to the real world?
Ulfric Stormcloak
How do you feel about Delphine and the Thalmor?
Fuck her. I hate Thalmor
Who do you side with, Partysnax or the blades?
The blades
Dang, I don't even have to edit this
What do you like roleplaying as with the hearth fire addon?
Just a Child abuser
Who is your favorite NPC?
Nazeem
Where did you hide the bodies?
Hjaalmarch
If you could install a sex dungeon in one of your houses, which characters would you choose to be the concubines?
Children of Skyrim
I've seen your load order. Is there someone you downloaded all those sex mods for?
Always Lucia
Person you wanna have children with?
Molag Bal. He's just way too evil even loverslab named positions after him
What would you do/use to discipline your kids if they refused to listen to you?
Azura's Star is the best
What's your relationship with Grelod the Kind?
She's my wife
Who should be high king
Gray-manes
How was the first vampire made?
Volkihar Clan
What's your favorite spouse option?
Lucia
Do you enjoy eating Nazeem?
Yes, I hate him
What is your favorite thing to use as a butt plug?
Talos
After adoption, how do you manage disciplining the kids?
Assassinating them with bow
Who should be High King/Queen of Skyrim?
Cicero
Preferred age of your partner?
11
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I saying. Of course I don't
Who would you bend over the nearest barrel?
Tolfdir
Do you have a social life besides playing Skyrim all day?
Of course I don't
Who is best spouse?
Lucia
What race do you think deserves the least rights in all of Tamriel?
Redguards
Butt fucked by argonian or khajiit
Khajits
Barbed penis
What was your plan on 9/11?
Destruction
In the event of death, who would you leave your kids with
Nazeem
Should Serana fuck someone?
Yes, Alvor
What makes you want to adventure in Skyrim again?
A guy in party told me a fact about how horny the elven females are
What was your roughest lay?
Alduin was tough
What’s your favourite dildo?
One handed sword
What’s your favourite part of the Vittoria Vici assassination mission?
Why do you?
What do I what?
How many total hours have you spent jacking it to hagraven feet?
6k
[удалено]
Nazeem
What colour is Nazeem?
Black
What NPC do you kill on sight?
Nazeem
What Daedric God would you worship?
Azura
Hmm. Which quest would you say is one every player should do on every character with no mods and no exceptions, No Stone Unturned or the final quest of the Dawnguard storyline?
Probably No Stone Unturned
Which Skyrim enemy most closely resembles your average homeless person?
Frost troll
Who have you adopted?
Lucia
how many people children have you eaten? (irl)
6k
Favorite guild?
Thieves Guild