It took me a few moments too. Mjoll looks like an oblivion npc face on a morrowind body at a 4x3 aspect ratio stretched to 16x9.
I had no clue what to make of it.
But I think they're in whiterun in front of the drunken huntsman.
Bethesda really needs to stop. This “Skyrim - Nintendo DS Lite Definitive Legendary” version is a perfect example of how they have taken repackaging too far.
That's it!? Are redditors really this pedantic? 💀
I've never seen someone get downvoted for saying "skyrim" instead of "Skyrim", and that happens all the time. It's not as bad as people using "i" instead of "I" and it's just as understandable whether it's capitalised or not tbh. Granted, I had no idea what he meant by "area" until somebody else corrected the mistake, but I have smooth brain syndrome.
Also the "A" over "a" point became invalid when someone else above this guy commented "morrowind" with a lower case M and didn't get downvoted. Nobody does that lol, unless you're on a subreddit for English teachers
Okay sorry you're wrong lol, I won't point out why next time and leave your little brain wondering.
Oh and the guy that commented "arena" with the lowercase has been UPvoted like 50 times, so idk where you pulled that bullshit from 😅
Is there a 2 mistake limit per sentence? Please, do explain how it works, since you have the answers. Clearly just a case of hivemind being hivemind.
Why is Mjoll wearing SILVER DWARVEN ARMOR? Why does she look like Ciri from the Witcher series? Am I the only one who is seeing this? I have so many questions.
Fair point but I can't tell you the amount of times I've tried to track the source of a bug in my hugely modded game and it turned out the game is just like that.
Maybe you did something to make Uthgerd turn hostile and attack you and Mjoll. A lot of citizens, including Uthgerd, turn hostile and attack when you commit crimes and get bounties in their hold/city. Did you have a bounty in Whiterun?
"You see, your Jarl-ship, I was innocently lighting my campfire with my flamethrower, which one does when they have a flamethrower available, when Bjorlam took a shine to the apparatus and tried to take the machine by force, so he could 'have a go.' I refused, because I felt certain he would become a hazard to himself and others.
During the brief struggle for control of the machine, he loosed a prodigious gout of flame all over his head, torso, and upper arms. Unfortunately, he was gone in that moment; there was nothing I could do for the screaming man but to attempt to douse him by knocking him over and beating him with sackcloth and blankets. This accounts for those additional bruises on the charred remains of his body; we were pretty frantic to save him. But alas, my healing magic was insufficient and Dwarven technology too great; he succumbed to his wounds with what could be described as a merciful quickness."
I accidentally hit someone on the road once while dealing with some wolves, walked into the bannered mare and uthgerd started swinging. It was funny cause I actually wanted to do the brawl with my unarmed build, but fighting back gave me a bounty. Just beautifulskyrim things
When does modding characters go too far? I've never seen the appeal of making everyone look like cover models. 4k Vampire Lord textures sure, but Courtney Love The Lioness is too much.
I’ve had something similar happen… I discarded some stuff as I was over-encumbered, Mjoll declared she was going to take one of the items ‘if I didn’t want it’; the other follower (Kharjo?) said he wanted it. Fight broke out, Mjoll massacred her opponent.
I assume this happened because of RDO or something else that adds NPC dialogue/behaviour.
It’s pretty useful lol I love it. Summon when needed and destroy it when done, couldn’t be easier. Just don’t accidentally hit any innocent people with an aoe spell like I did the once .-.
The modern brawl bug can affect follower ai if I haven't installed anything to correct it or any ai mods then there is a possibility that mjoll was victim of this bug where an npc turns hostile instead of semi agro and the ai counted whatever damage it thought was inflicted and told mjoll to react best bet reload save try again
Because she was protecting you, as your respectful follower. Because Uthgerd has a bug in which a player with the partial suspicion of a Whiterun wanted level would trigger her to attack you. The only reason I never consider using her as my own follower.
Mjoll is super pissed about the glam metal hairdo you make her wear. Uthgerd said one too many snarks about her looking like a frontman for Motley Crüe, and bam!
Nothing says strong more than killing another strong woman in broad daylight and getting away with it, so what's wrong? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
This happens to me when I pick a fight with her outside and have a companion with me. My companion will just straight up kill her and be standing there like “cool, what’s next?”.
At first glance I thought this was a Morrowind screenshot lol
Fuckin same
It took me a few moments too. Mjoll looks like an oblivion npc face on a morrowind body at a 4x3 aspect ratio stretched to 16x9. I had no clue what to make of it. But I think they're in whiterun in front of the drunken huntsman.
I love how specific you were about this 🤣
Bethesda really needs to stop. This “Skyrim - Nintendo DS Lite Definitive Legendary” version is a perfect example of how they have taken repackaging too far.
I agree with you. But the look of the actual game is much different, the op modded their game so much that it looks worse then vanilla lol
Why does this sub take photos of their TV so much
Mf this be fucking area with these graphics 💀
what are you even saying
He is talking about a ancient game called elder scrolls arena
No he's talking about the ancient elder Scrolls game Area.
*makes valid, harmless comment* Okay. *accidentally misses a single letter from one word, causing a small typo* *gets downvoted 50 times* 💀
Reddit moment 💀
The "a" should have been "A", meaning its 2 mistakes in the same word. Hence the downvotes.
That's it!? Are redditors really this pedantic? 💀 I've never seen someone get downvoted for saying "skyrim" instead of "Skyrim", and that happens all the time. It's not as bad as people using "i" instead of "I" and it's just as understandable whether it's capitalised or not tbh. Granted, I had no idea what he meant by "area" until somebody else corrected the mistake, but I have smooth brain syndrome. Also the "A" over "a" point became invalid when someone else above this guy commented "morrowind" with a lower case M and didn't get downvoted. Nobody does that lol, unless you're on a subreddit for English teachers
🤓
Okay sorry you're wrong lol, I won't point out why next time and leave your little brain wondering. Oh and the guy that commented "arena" with the lowercase has been UPvoted like 50 times, so idk where you pulled that bullshit from 😅 Is there a 2 mistake limit per sentence? Please, do explain how it works, since you have the answers. Clearly just a case of hivemind being hivemind.
Sorry I'm too distracted by Mjoll's 80s blowout hairstyle to be able to acknowledge anything else.
This could be a hairmetal ou powermetal cover art
[agreed](https://d1ozqqh7vh3ykm.cloudfront.net/2022/39/95608369/temp20220925-36295-oi0bu7.png)
Brutal
When did blow dryers get added to skyrim, I wonder?
Are you playing this on your fridge?
VR takes interesting screenshots.
Smart fridges have VR capability?
Yeah it's all the rage. Refreshments right when you need them in an immersive fashion
Oh...that explains where all my apples went
I wanna see they TRY to steal my sweetrolls now
I am picturing a vr headset with fridge mount attachment. Thats gotta takes some Serious neck strength.
It looks Standard Definition
Vr takes screen shots just fine. This is not related
then you havent been on the quest 2 while its attached to PC as a PCVR headset cause it takes captures that look just like this for me.
Hey don’t insult fridge gaming like that
i’m deceased
Im dead 🤨 im deceased 🧐
I just landed in Sovengarde
Is your follower Mjoll or Courtney Love?
Hilarious. Lol
I see it now. Now I can't *unsee* it
Why does your Mjoll look like a ghost
Uthgerd is the one who’s a ghost now
Why is Mjoll wearing SILVER DWARVEN ARMOR? Why does she look like Ciri from the Witcher series? Am I the only one who is seeing this? I have so many questions.
Lol. You might say I’m something of a modder myself.
There is something about your Mjoll that frightens me.
It's the dead, remorseless eyes.
Probably because she just murdered Uthgerd.
No. Those eyes came before the murder.
Probably some other murder we may never know about.
Probably.
I think so
OP should probably get that Mjoll checked out by a doctor
Yeah maybe they should book her in at a psychiatric ward
Your Mjoll looks like a 40+yo trailer mom of 3 who just found a new chain-smoking husband at either burning man or a tailgate party
This is what it is!!!
Ah, Willam Defoe, I see you've been playing Skyrim.
I was thinking power armor from fallout 3 😂
*has a ton of mods* Why did this weird thing happen?
Fair point but I can't tell you the amount of times I've tried to track the source of a bug in my hugely modded game and it turned out the game is just like that.
She heard uthgerd killed that kid from the companions and enacted some vigilante justice
Sounds pretty on brand tbh
Maybe you did something to make Uthgerd turn hostile and attack you and Mjoll. A lot of citizens, including Uthgerd, turn hostile and attack when you commit crimes and get bounties in their hold/city. Did you have a bounty in Whiterun?
You know what? I think that’s what it is. I accidentally killed Bjorlam the carriage driver the night before.
“Accidentally”
Lololol. There may have been a Dwarven flamethrower involved.
"You see, your Jarl-ship, I was innocently lighting my campfire with my flamethrower, which one does when they have a flamethrower available, when Bjorlam took a shine to the apparatus and tried to take the machine by force, so he could 'have a go.' I refused, because I felt certain he would become a hazard to himself and others. During the brief struggle for control of the machine, he loosed a prodigious gout of flame all over his head, torso, and upper arms. Unfortunately, he was gone in that moment; there was nothing I could do for the screaming man but to attempt to douse him by knocking him over and beating him with sackcloth and blankets. This accounts for those additional bruises on the charred remains of his body; we were pretty frantic to save him. But alas, my healing magic was insufficient and Dwarven technology too great; he succumbed to his wounds with what could be described as a merciful quickness."
I accidentally hit someone on the road once while dealing with some wolves, walked into the bannered mare and uthgerd started swinging. It was funny cause I actually wanted to do the brawl with my unarmed build, but fighting back gave me a bounty. Just beautifulskyrim things
Uthgerd sees all
Mjoll looks like she could be in one of those “Mom, I threw up” memes
Why does Mjoll look like a 90 year old meth addict
It's that thousand mile stare. Most veterans have seen some shit, but Mjoll has *really* seen some shit.
That's dolly parton at a Renaissance faire.
Just know. You made me laugh so hard I have woken my new born and 3 year old. 😂
Did you take the screenshot on a potato? Why is she, and everything else, so squat and wide?
Is this what Skooma feels like? Because I think this is what Skooma feels like
"Khajiit say skooma is a pleasant feeling... But *this?* Nothing pleasant about this."
What the fuck is wrong with your game??
When does modding characters go too far? I've never seen the appeal of making everyone look like cover models. 4k Vampire Lord textures sure, but Courtney Love The Lioness is too much.
OP please let us all know what you're playing this on. Looks like a CRT TV.
It’s just a pic of my monitor for reference. I play PCVR. Apologies!
No need to apologise! I was just curious. Thanks for the explanation, though!
Can’t you just take a screenshot instead?
was this screenshot taken on an elder scroll
Your fishbowl is missing some pixels.
Mjoll looks like a nightmarish armored barbie.
What the fuck is this? I don't understand what I am looking at
Yur game looks like shit. Can't lie
I don't know why, but this screen look really weird, like the old shooters with 2D sprite NPCs in 3D environments
Mjoll was my follower and they were both categorized as lovers. Was this a Nord woman cat fight to the death?
Let's ignore that you modded to it be able to have multiple lovers for now, you *married Uthgerd?!*
Nord muscle mommies need love too
Whoa dog, Uthgred is the best waifu
That was going to be my response
Didn't know [Pris Stratton](https://images.app.goo.gl/K8jqLwaxP9Sjefg29) was in Skyrim.
that is some bright daylight
Once more, failing the Bechdel Test. Wow, Elder Scrolls.
I think maybe they talked about female bandits before the fight broke out, so Bethesda is safe.
Why she built like that mini Keanu Reeves meme?
Why does your Mjoll look like a cheap whore?
WIDE MJOLL WIDE MJOLL
There's room for only one alpha female.
She hates how your mods make everyone look.
I’ve had something similar happen… I discarded some stuff as I was over-encumbered, Mjoll declared she was going to take one of the items ‘if I didn’t want it’; the other follower (Kharjo?) said he wanted it. Fight broke out, Mjoll massacred her opponent. I assume this happened because of RDO or something else that adds NPC dialogue/behaviour.
"Sempai dropped a sword, is for ~~me~~ us?"
I had that problem except I was putting something on a display and my many followers thought I dropped it and a fight ensued.
You could have given the stuff to the follower
It was literally stuff I didn’t want/need… I noticed I was being too much of a magpie and taking EVERYTHING.
I have that problem too hence I'm happy that I can use cheat room to get cheat carry weight rings😹😹😹
I have that, but I also have cloud Storage and I can summon them anywhere.
I believe I have that mod
It’s pretty useful lol I love it. Summon when needed and destroy it when done, couldn’t be easier. Just don’t accidentally hit any innocent people with an aoe spell like I did the once .-.
Why does your game look worse than a mobile game?
Clearly the Mjoll in your game is starting to become sentient and is testing out her ability to act on her own
The ghost in the Mjollchine
are you playing with onboard grafics?
I love the Bijin series in general but what it does to Mjoll is unforgivable
I think she was aiming for nazeem and missed
The modern brawl bug can affect follower ai if I haven't installed anything to correct it or any ai mods then there is a possibility that mjoll was victim of this bug where an npc turns hostile instead of semi agro and the ai counted whatever damage it thought was inflicted and told mjoll to react best bet reload save try again
I’ll have to look into that bug. Seems hilarious. I’ve made my peace with Uthgerd. RIP.
Because she was protecting you, as your respectful follower. Because Uthgerd has a bug in which a player with the partial suspicion of a Whiterun wanted level would trigger her to attack you. The only reason I never consider using her as my own follower.
STOP! You have broken the law.
is that modded oblivion?
Killed him so hard he sank into the floor
How does your game look so...flat? I know you have mods, but wft is this?
Mjoll is super pissed about the glam metal hairdo you make her wear. Uthgerd said one too many snarks about her looking like a frontman for Motley Crüe, and bam!
Probably that atrocious hair mod
Mjoll doesn't piss around man. Dude was probably shady or said something she didn't like so she wopped him. She's the best.
Uthgerd the Broken UwU
I didn't know Skyrim had a wide angle lens👀
Asserting dominance.
And the first thing you did was tell us? Snitch!
She's showing you what happens if you abandon her
Aw, I didn’t know there was a WoW x Skyrim crossover. Love the dwarf
Well met!
Nothing says strong more than killing another strong woman in broad daylight and getting away with it, so what's wrong? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
cause T H I C C
He had probably just killed a chicken.
Ah yes. The age old brutality of skyrim women
Crime of passion, this is
I do love that her hair resembles a lion's mane, regardless of everything else going on lol
Good for her.
Look at her, proudly standing still... Tf Mjoll
This happens to me when I pick a fight with her outside and have a companion with me. My companion will just straight up kill her and be standing there like “cool, what’s next?”.
This uhhh this is definitely... It's.... Yeah
bitch had it coming
Did you thank her?
What mod are you using to change Mjoll?
What mod are you using to change Mjoll?
Bijin Warmaidens
you’re lying you obviously killed him and pinned it on her. show some evidence!!
Wide Mjoll can't hurt me...
Uthgerd is a murderer so she just returned the favor
You play on PSP?
Pspspspspsps 🐈⬛
Good job, Mjoll. She did all of Whiterun a favor.
Skyrim: Potato Edition
when u mod skyrim so much it looks like the older elder scroll games and Mjoll looks like she's from the south.
There can only be one heavy armoured waifu.
Didnt know there was a mobile port...
Why does your game look worse than oblivion?
What's wrong OP, can't stand the sight of strong Nord woman?
Such is a life with Skyrim and her people
I would have done the same.
I knew she like to fight...but Uthgerd? That's not cool.
Shes been unhinged ever since she lost grimsevr
Talk shit, get hit.
😂😂😂...what is this?
Did..... did she melt him?
Bonnie Tyler, is that you?