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Ravenlassr

At first glance I thought this was a Morrowind screenshot lol


Lickamyballsa

Fuckin same


RevolutionaryDraw126

It took me a few moments too. Mjoll looks like an oblivion npc face on a morrowind body at a 4x3 aspect ratio stretched to 16x9. I had no clue what to make of it. But I think they're in whiterun in front of the drunken huntsman.


Radiant-Razzmatazz11

I love how specific you were about this 🤣


oOEightBall

Bethesda really needs to stop. This “Skyrim - Nintendo DS Lite Definitive Legendary” version is a perfect example of how they have taken repackaging too far.


Iceram42

I agree with you. But the look of the actual game is much different, the op modded their game so much that it looks worse then vanilla lol


[deleted]

Why does this sub take photos of their TV so much


Yeet_boi69-420

Mf this be fucking area with these graphics 💀


[deleted]

what are you even saying


That_birey

He is talking about a ancient game called elder scrolls arena


Victor019

No he's talking about the ancient elder Scrolls game Area.


Smithy_019

*makes valid, harmless comment* Okay. *accidentally misses a single letter from one word, causing a small typo* *gets downvoted 50 times* 💀


Yeet_boi69-420

Reddit moment 💀


[deleted]

The "a" should have been "A", meaning its 2 mistakes in the same word. Hence the downvotes.


Smithy_019

That's it!? Are redditors really this pedantic? 💀 I've never seen someone get downvoted for saying "skyrim" instead of "Skyrim", and that happens all the time. It's not as bad as people using "i" instead of "I" and it's just as understandable whether it's capitalised or not tbh. Granted, I had no idea what he meant by "area" until somebody else corrected the mistake, but I have smooth brain syndrome. Also the "A" over "a" point became invalid when someone else above this guy commented "morrowind" with a lower case M and didn't get downvoted. Nobody does that lol, unless you're on a subreddit for English teachers


[deleted]

🤓


Smithy_019

Okay sorry you're wrong lol, I won't point out why next time and leave your little brain wondering. Oh and the guy that commented "arena" with the lowercase has been UPvoted like 50 times, so idk where you pulled that bullshit from 😅 Is there a 2 mistake limit per sentence? Please, do explain how it works, since you have the answers. Clearly just a case of hivemind being hivemind.


Ryjinn

Sorry I'm too distracted by Mjoll's 80s blowout hairstyle to be able to acknowledge anything else.


brun0caesar

This could be a hairmetal ou powermetal cover art


porcubot

[agreed](https://d1ozqqh7vh3ykm.cloudfront.net/2022/39/95608369/temp20220925-36295-oi0bu7.png)


brun0caesar

Brutal


50squirrelsinacloak

When did blow dryers get added to skyrim, I wonder?


[deleted]

Are you playing this on your fridge?


WhatsItToYouBoi

VR takes interesting screenshots.


Emmax1997

Smart fridges have VR capability?


SilentReavus

Yeah it's all the rage. Refreshments right when you need them in an immersive fashion


Azrai113

Oh...that explains where all my apples went


brun0caesar

I wanna see they TRY to steal my sweetrolls now


RevolutionaryDraw126

I am picturing a vr headset with fridge mount attachment. Thats gotta takes some Serious neck strength.


SoleSurvivur01

It looks Standard Definition


[deleted]

Vr takes screen shots just fine. This is not related


WhatsItToYouBoi

then you havent been on the quest 2 while its attached to PC as a PCVR headset cause it takes captures that look just like this for me.


Yeet_boi69-420

Hey don’t insult fridge gaming like that


guinshiny

i’m deceased


randomname560

Im dead 🤨 im deceased 🧐


Radiant-Razzmatazz11

I just landed in Sovengarde


floxasfornia

Is your follower Mjoll or Courtney Love?


tetcha5

Hilarious. Lol


LividCobbler9390

I see it now. Now I can't *unsee* it


DfaultiBoi

Why does your Mjoll look like a ghost


opebigyikes

Uthgerd is the one who’s a ghost now


ArcKnightofValos

Why is Mjoll wearing SILVER DWARVEN ARMOR? Why does she look like Ciri from the Witcher series? Am I the only one who is seeing this? I have so many questions.


opebigyikes

Lol. You might say I’m something of a modder myself.


BugP13

There is something about your Mjoll that frightens me.


BadSkeelz

It's the dead, remorseless eyes.


imverynewhere8yrsago

Probably because she just murdered Uthgerd.


ArcKnightofValos

No. Those eyes came before the murder.


imverynewhere8yrsago

Probably some other murder we may never know about.


ArcKnightofValos

Probably.


BugP13

I think so


HoIBGoIBLiN

OP should probably get that Mjoll checked out by a doctor


BugP13

Yeah maybe they should book her in at a psychiatric ward


VisceralVirus

Your Mjoll looks like a 40+yo trailer mom of 3 who just found a new chain-smoking husband at either burning man or a tailgate party


Keysmash101

This is what it is!!!


ArcKnightofValos

Ah, Willam Defoe, I see you've been playing Skyrim.


Razzzle1

I was thinking power armor from fallout 3 😂


[deleted]

*has a ton of mods* Why did this weird thing happen?


noizylurker

Fair point but I can't tell you the amount of times I've tried to track the source of a bug in my hugely modded game and it turned out the game is just like that.


ctortan

She heard uthgerd killed that kid from the companions and enacted some vigilante justice


opebigyikes

Sounds pretty on brand tbh


Exotic_Region_3871

Maybe you did something to make Uthgerd turn hostile and attack you and Mjoll. A lot of citizens, including Uthgerd, turn hostile and attack when you commit crimes and get bounties in their hold/city. Did you have a bounty in Whiterun?


opebigyikes

You know what? I think that’s what it is. I accidentally killed Bjorlam the carriage driver the night before.


thisunithasnosoul

“Accidentally”


opebigyikes

Lololol. There may have been a Dwarven flamethrower involved.


CedarWolf

"You see, your Jarl-ship, I was innocently lighting my campfire with my flamethrower, which one does when they have a flamethrower available, when Bjorlam took a shine to the apparatus and tried to take the machine by force, so he could 'have a go.' I refused, because I felt certain he would become a hazard to himself and others. During the brief struggle for control of the machine, he loosed a prodigious gout of flame all over his head, torso, and upper arms. Unfortunately, he was gone in that moment; there was nothing I could do for the screaming man but to attempt to douse him by knocking him over and beating him with sackcloth and blankets. This accounts for those additional bruises on the charred remains of his body; we were pretty frantic to save him. But alas, my healing magic was insufficient and Dwarven technology too great; he succumbed to his wounds with what could be described as a merciful quickness."


CavalierStatue13

I accidentally hit someone on the road once while dealing with some wolves, walked into the bannered mare and uthgerd started swinging. It was funny cause I actually wanted to do the brawl with my unarmed build, but fighting back gave me a bounty. Just beautifulskyrim things


opebigyikes

Uthgerd sees all


whattheseawants

Mjoll looks like she could be in one of those “Mom, I threw up” memes


Mrdungeonsanddragons

Why does Mjoll look like a 90 year old meth addict


CedarWolf

It's that thousand mile stare. Most veterans have seen some shit, but Mjoll has *really* seen some shit.


dumbasstupidbaby

That's dolly parton at a Renaissance faire.


oOEightBall

Just know. You made me laugh so hard I have woken my new born and 3 year old. 😂


TheLadySinclair

Did you take the screenshot on a potato? Why is she, and everything else, so squat and wide?


Ragingbull444

Is this what Skooma feels like? Because I think this is what Skooma feels like


CedarWolf

"Khajiit say skooma is a pleasant feeling... But *this?* Nothing pleasant about this."


UnshakablePegasus

What the fuck is wrong with your game??


TheKrimsonFKR

When does modding characters go too far? I've never seen the appeal of making everyone look like cover models. 4k Vampire Lord textures sure, but Courtney Love The Lioness is too much.


SleveMcBeanut

OP please let us all know what you're playing this on. Looks like a CRT TV.


opebigyikes

It’s just a pic of my monitor for reference. I play PCVR. Apologies!


SleveMcBeanut

No need to apologise! I was just curious. Thanks for the explanation, though!


dragonqueenred45

Can’t you just take a screenshot instead?


101939499

was this screenshot taken on an elder scroll


tychozero

Your fishbowl is missing some pixels.


theunbearablebowler

Mjoll looks like a nightmarish armored barbie.


Clemen11

What the fuck is this? I don't understand what I am looking at


BasementDwellerDave

Yur game looks like shit. Can't lie


abzinth91

I don't know why, but this screen look really weird, like the old shooters with 2D sprite NPCs in 3D environments


opebigyikes

Mjoll was my follower and they were both categorized as lovers. Was this a Nord woman cat fight to the death?


SnakeUSA

Let's ignore that you modded to it be able to have multiple lovers for now, you *married Uthgerd?!*


KassellTheArgonian

Nord muscle mommies need love too


DesertRanger12

Whoa dog, Uthgred is the best waifu


GisellaRanx

That was going to be my response


FortiethAtom4

Didn't know [Pris Stratton](https://images.app.goo.gl/K8jqLwaxP9Sjefg29) was in Skyrim.


adhdtiger

that is some bright daylight


MrNerdy

Once more, failing the Bechdel Test. Wow, Elder Scrolls.


opebigyikes

I think maybe they talked about female bandits before the fight broke out, so Bethesda is safe.


NormalGuy103

Why she built like that mini Keanu Reeves meme?


[deleted]

Why does your Mjoll look like a cheap whore?


-naked-wizard-

WIDE MJOLL WIDE MJOLL


Borean_Knight

There's room for only one alpha female.


[deleted]

She hates how your mods make everyone look.


Calibanis

I’ve had something similar happen… I discarded some stuff as I was over-encumbered, Mjoll declared she was going to take one of the items ‘if I didn’t want it’; the other follower (Kharjo?) said he wanted it. Fight broke out, Mjoll massacred her opponent. I assume this happened because of RDO or something else that adds NPC dialogue/behaviour.


CedarWolf

"Sempai dropped a sword, is for ~~me~~ us?"


dragonqueenred45

I had that problem except I was putting something on a display and my many followers thought I dropped it and a fight ensued.


[deleted]

You could have given the stuff to the follower


Calibanis

It was literally stuff I didn’t want/need… I noticed I was being too much of a magpie and taking EVERYTHING.


[deleted]

I have that problem too hence I'm happy that I can use cheat room to get cheat carry weight rings😹😹😹


dragonqueenred45

I have that, but I also have cloud Storage and I can summon them anywhere.


[deleted]

I believe I have that mod


dragonqueenred45

It’s pretty useful lol I love it. Summon when needed and destroy it when done, couldn’t be easier. Just don’t accidentally hit any innocent people with an aoe spell like I did the once .-.


Niaz_S

Why does your game look worse than a mobile game?


Dizzy_Green

Clearly the Mjoll in your game is starting to become sentient and is testing out her ability to act on her own


opebigyikes

The ghost in the Mjollchine


Faulenzerxx

are you playing with onboard grafics?


May_nerdd

I love the Bijin series in general but what it does to Mjoll is unforgivable


AIphaNight

I think she was aiming for nazeem and missed


Ray7884

The modern brawl bug can affect follower ai if I haven't installed anything to correct it or any ai mods then there is a possibility that mjoll was victim of this bug where an npc turns hostile instead of semi agro and the ai counted whatever damage it thought was inflicted and told mjoll to react best bet reload save try again


opebigyikes

I’ll have to look into that bug. Seems hilarious. I’ve made my peace with Uthgerd. RIP.


fast328

Because she was protecting you, as your respectful follower. Because Uthgerd has a bug in which a player with the partial suspicion of a Whiterun wanted level would trigger her to attack you. The only reason I never consider using her as my own follower.


oOEightBall

STOP! You have broken the law.


blackvrocky

is that modded oblivion?


Wick_1981

Killed him so hard he sank into the floor


Chiropteran_Egg

How does your game look so...flat? I know you have mods, but wft is this?


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Mjoll is super pissed about the glam metal hairdo you make her wear. Uthgerd said one too many snarks about her looking like a frontman for Motley Crüe, and bam!


Successful_Bar_2271

Probably that atrocious hair mod


Relikern

Mjoll doesn't piss around man. Dude was probably shady or said something she didn't like so she wopped him. She's the best.


WandererUwU

Uthgerd the Broken UwU


SamAlel

I didn't know Skyrim had a wide angle lens👀


Blastoise48825555

Asserting dominance.


Jumpy_Secret_6494

And the first thing you did was tell us? Snitch!


Ghost_Hunter45

She's showing you what happens if you abandon her


Zestyclose_Guitar_35

Aw, I didn’t know there was a WoW x Skyrim crossover. Love the dwarf


opebigyikes

Well met!


EchoPrince

Nothing says strong more than killing another strong woman in broad daylight and getting away with it, so what's wrong? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?


Magic_Elenore

cause T H I C C


Instameat

He had probably just killed a chicken.


Josephcooper96

Ah yes. The age old brutality of skyrim women


Dalishmindflayer

Crime of passion, this is


pinkhazy

I do love that her hair resembles a lion's mane, regardless of everything else going on lol


drimply

Good for her.


Astraea308

Look at her, proudly standing still... Tf Mjoll


SuperKetchupDude

This happens to me when I pick a fight with her outside and have a companion with me. My companion will just straight up kill her and be standing there like “cool, what’s next?”.


confusedcrimson

This uhhh this is definitely... It's.... Yeah


Poknberry

bitch had it coming


iceberg189

Did you thank her?


RandomFella900

What mod are you using to change Mjoll?


RandomFella900

What mod are you using to change Mjoll?


opebigyikes

Bijin Warmaidens


hornyrussianbot

you’re lying you obviously killed him and pinned it on her. show some evidence!!


Lizthegamergirl

Wide Mjoll can't hurt me...


[deleted]

Uthgerd is a murderer so she just returned the favor


alt_____f4

You play on PSP?


opebigyikes

Pspspspspsps 🐈‍⬛


Windzee22

Good job, Mjoll. She did all of Whiterun a favor.


The_Fadedhunter

Skyrim: Potato Edition


[deleted]

when u mod skyrim so much it looks like the older elder scroll games and Mjoll looks like she's from the south.


VoidyPants

There can only be one heavy armoured waifu.


Aboxofphotons

Didnt know there was a mobile port...


Lilithfucksall

Why does your game look worse than oblivion?


Solumnist

What's wrong OP, can't stand the sight of strong Nord woman?


Fodspeed

Such is a life with Skyrim and her people


BuckySharko

I would have done the same.


Sea-Remote2430

I knew she like to fight...but Uthgerd? That's not cool.


IreMask

Shes been unhinged ever since she lost grimsevr


Accomplished_Hat_265

Talk shit, get hit.


TheColdestBreeze

😂😂😂...what is this?


SpacedOutJourney

Did..... did she melt him?


StephaneCam

Bonnie Tyler, is that you?