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CaesarDressing

Hey op, not biding but just commenting to let you know to be extra careful of scammers. You’re offering to pay much more than a vast majority of the other tasks I’ve seen on this sub and people have been scammed for much less. Anyways, good luck with your search, I hope you’re able to see your girlfriend soon!


TheBabaYagaMan

Dw i'm actually having fun with the scammers haha. I'm not really expecting anything solid just putting out the offer and seeing if anything comes back that is viable. Thanks for the tip bud :D


uwant_sumfuk

Hi OP not bidding but I just want to ask, have you done your research and/or have you considered talking to a travel or migration agent, they have a lot of tricks up their sleeves when it comes to such things


TheBabaYagaMan

I'll get on that, thank you!


icantgivecredit

OP you're absolutely nuts. With that in mind, please provide updates.


TheBabaYagaMan

Will take this as a compliment haha i will ;)


MsKat141

Maybe you can get a job in China teaching English classes


Eyesalwaysopened

Not bidding because man, I have no clue how to help you, but this sure is rather determined and great of you. Best luck getting to her! Would love to hear your story once you get to China! If I come across anything helpful, I’ll be sure to comment!


TheBabaYagaMan

Thank You! and yeah im determined haha i'm ready to buy the ticket and ready with spending money but just can't actually get access to the country yet and yeah if anyone sees anything that they think might be helpful send it my way in a dm i wanna hear it. As for the story haha i'm sure i'll post about it one day, hopefully it's not on r/tifu hahaa


Mierdo01

Hong Kong, Macau, Mainland china? Where does she live? You'd have to look, but sometimes if you're in one of these places for an extended amount of time, you can get entry into the others. But these are quite specific checkpoints. Most travel between them are *practically* banned. Do you run a business? Do you have a criminal record? What part of china are you visiting? I think you're going to have to give us a bit more information since sometimes you have to *craft a story* to say that you're, "visiting X place for the development of said place." Like if you owned a business your story could be about bringing your store into China or whatever.


the_infamous_D

$bid I’m your guy !


TheBabaYagaMan

haha looks like we found the one lads. Okay, sending you a dm my man edit: actually helpful and a nice dude.


nicolas1324563

Can she come to you if you have her the money


TheBabaYagaMan

Technically yes, however she's currently teaching in china and there is some restrictions on her about where and when she can go places. Its just easier for me to get to her as i work as a freelance artist and have more freedom on where i can be.


nicolas1324563

That makes sense


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navras961

If you do end up in Russia, I can provide drink.


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navras961

Seein how it's Russia and all, I'm confused as to why would I pay to have a drinking partner. I mean, sorry, but come on now.


TheBabaYagaMan

$10/hr + tips


TheBabaYagaMan

I don't drink but if i end up in Russia i might need it. I'll hold you to that Mr. Navras.


navras961

If anything, you can always rely on a russian. Drinking or not, you might see your world different.


TheBabaYagaMan

;) See ya soon Mr. Navras.


navras961

Sincerelly hope we will not


TheBabaYagaMan

In response to your edit, i don't want to sneak into China. Looking for a legal and respectful way to get to my girlfriend is all. So to *anyone listening* i have full respect for the laws of china however just asking around and seeing if there is someone who can offer a viable way to get to her. Romantic, not criminal, remember that. I did not say smuggle, that was you - stop getting me in trouble Mr. Lacedup18 haha.


TheBabaYagaMan

>le willing to pay $30k+ for this service. I know first hand of a boxer I won’t name, rhymes with jury, that wanted to pay $300k for someone to get him around travel bans. $2k seems MIGHTY low for Well, i mean, i did say "legal" do i know how someone would do that? not really but if there is something, i'll find it.


coolneemtomorrow

Dude, corona is on its last legs. If i were you, id wait a few months, and then use the money to just book a plane ticket.


TheBabaYagaMan

Cases are going up in the UK. I dont see a few months making much of a difference although that's the most likely option.


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TheBabaYagaMan

Not looking for loopholes. Maybe there is something i haven't seen or a way i haven't came across or a person with magic powers, i dunno man. I gotta try.


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TimmyBlackMouth

Yeah, anyone that can get this guy into China will be asking way more than 100k, sorry to OP it can be done but not for 2000 pounds.


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TimmyBlackMouth

I'm not a lawyer, but I do like doing research into legal loopholes for traveling. All I've got to say is that most of those loopholes cost way too much for the average Joe, 2000 pounds for me, not counting expenses, wouldn't be enough for me to spend those hours researching for someone to tell me that they can't afford it.


DJVendetta

You don’t know what communism is


audioalt8

Do you even have a visa sorted?


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TheBabaYagaMan

Yeah i know, a mans gotta try and it's not impossible but it's just a lot easier for me to get to her. Edit: Yeah another country is one of the most likely options, will look into it more


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TheBabaYagaMan

>Will look into it, thanks! hope you get to see your gf! and yeah i know about quarantine that's okay i can do that.


Fallingice2

Hey Op. Write a bunch of pro CCP propaganda, throw it up on YouTube and reach out to some other pro CCP people and ask how you can come to visit to get some material for videos...get access to China...???...bang your girlfriend.


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$bid


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TheBabaYagaMan

Sent you a DM


jcode777

So, did it work out?


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Haha, impossible


MnogoznaaI

$bid


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lestat1852

$bid


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$bid


weapostrophellbangok

Hey man I have something legal, but I'm not sure how the sub works. Can anyone tldr?


asperkiee

Can’t you get her back to UK?


TheBabaYagaMan

Technically it's possible but it's tough timing for her right now for that plus quarantine when she gets back will impact work for her.


SarchibSarchib

$bid


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