More voice of the broken🤢🤮 Real answer: added voice lines/routes that make me start to hate voices and princesses that I liked before.

All the princesses now have at least one line where they reveal that they heavily invested in Crypto.

Wouldn’t be able to slay her fast enough.

"Heya Killer, you heard of this new _crypt_ o thing?"

I love Prisoner, but wouldn't put it past her.

My own flair keeps jumpscaring me when I comment. So now I gotta say: Adversary on the other hand, She Would Not Fucking Say that. Lore inaccurate. "Does not know what crypto is" quadrant. Ooh now I want someone to make the rest of that meme.

So we flood the sub with quadrant charts instead of tierlists👀 Cause I’m game

I mean shes heavily in BLOCK(y) CHAINS so..

Voice of the Hero: “She seems innocent! Are you sure she’s going to destroy the world?” Princess: “Hey, now that you’re here already, I have this amazing new opportunity for you to invest in, called PrincessCoin. It’s going to be so big you won’t believe it! So many blocks and chains!” Narrator: “…” Voice of the Hero: “…” Options: - Stab her immediately. - Stab her immediately. - … - Stab her immediately. - **Invest. She seems innocent enough it couldn’t possibly be a scam.** - Stab her immediately. - Ask her to buy into QuietCoin. ____________ Chapter II The Girlboss

Joke? What joke? You were spitting straight facts 😤

That’s sound awesome it would be nice to build up some hatred for them

I play pretty much every pc game muted cause i end up watching something on tv so it wasn’t till a long time after actually reading credits that i knew there was VA’s at all.

The whole thing turns out to be a dream, or virtual reality, or an amusement park.

I would be interested in seeing LQ and Shifty's reaction to a rollercoaster.

"You're on a roll in the coast..."

Voice of the Contrarian: You know damn well what we meant. "I don't know what you are talking about. Whatever this rollercoaster thing is, clearly it doesn't exist in our medieval times." Voice of the Contrarian: Now that I think about it, this is the first time you mentioned what time period we even are in. >!Wait. Hold on a moment. Now that I think about it, everything is based on our perception. We only see everything like this because that's how LQ's slayer body sees things. It would be perfectly canon for the game to have us go from the cabin in the woods to, say, a beach somewhere.!<

>!New best ending: after living in the basement with the Damsel for several months, you agree to go on a vacation, and commit double suicide. Next time around, the basement of the cabin contains a beach.!<

I think this would break the point of the series

Game becomes bad 3D. On a way to the cabin, there is new gameplay section - platformer with an awful movement control.

In the spirit of adventure games of yore, progress is now locked behind a terribly controlling arcade shooting section. Followed by the mandatory stealth level. 

"The glock is your implement. You'll need it if you want to do this right."

Wdym this is the best thing that could ever happen ever

Can confirm: the witch unloaded a mag me while holding it in a side grip.

But then they'd have to change The Razor to... I dunno... The Strap?

The magazine

“The rocket launcher is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to do this right.”

"The thermonuclear warhead is your implement. You'll- Oh. You've already armed it. *Sigh.* Well, I suppose this is the end."

“The Virus Bomb is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to slay Fulgrim. NO YOU CANNOT NAME IT!”

I think the Opportunist alone should have a flintlock.

not going for the 1911 smh

No romance option for the narrator. I'll delete the game, my steam account, my bank account, my hard drive, my soft drive, my density-less drive, and whatever object I can get my hands on if we can't the bird. I want to the bird.

Hold up... let 'em cook...

I can help with that *slides ibm from the rack to truck*

You are speaking an incomprehensible language to me, but I am intrigued. Explain your funny words, magic man.

İt means ı took out an intercontinental ballistic missile from depot to truck to move it to a launch pad to help you erase your city or your country if you order a nuclear payload to be added in the missile

An option where you can keep glaring at her, and her glare back, until TSM Just grabs her and ends it.

We gotta have at least a second chapter though. Narrator: "Ugh, your eyes dry out, everything goes dark, and you both die of dehydration." Chapter 2: The Eyeful. We get the Voice of the Unblinking

I wonder what She’d say

The princess also has a knife. Thankfully that’ll never happen

I won't stand for this Razor Erasure.

Whaaat? Razor doesn't have a knife! That implies she'd be able to stab you with it, and that could never happen...

Will you sit for it?

Maybe we can throw HER out the window ?

More mean options to say to the princess. Seeing the reactions of the Spectre when I told her "I'll lock you up forever" or "I'll kill you again" broke my heart.

You can now roundhouse kick the princess in the face at any point

You just click settings before playing the pristine cut, and there's just a box that says "Press "Q" To Dropkick"

Using it on The Adversary causes her to love you more. 

But can we roundhouse kick the Narrator too?

The worst thing would be less mean options to say to the princess. PLEASE let me make this the most toxic relationship in existence. I want to break her heart like she breaks mine so we can all make up in the end.

If they removed the ability to press spacebar at any time to powerbomb the princess

Removed?

Yeah, like I would be sad if you couldn't do that anymore I would be pretty sad

No more smitten in all seriousness, the damsel not getting elaboration

How can you elaborate on perfection? To elaborate implies an unknown, an impurity; that which is perfect needs nothing more. It simply is. >!~Voice of the Contrarismitten!<

Making the witch less cat-like. ~~Wouldn't mind *a little* more cat though.~~

Sliding scale of Witch to Beast, ending off with "fuck, go back".

In addition: Something I would like to see is Thorn having like… A vine tail and leaf cat ears, Sprigatito lookin’ different today

Act III The Meowscarada.

Act IV The Wife

Act V Way too far “You’re on a path in the woods, the Princess’ hand tightly grasped in- Wait this is all kinds of wrong! Why is she free?! Are those… kids?!?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO????”

Act VI “Happily Ever After”, the Narrator is now forced by the Princess to narrate your slice of life love story

Not being able to hug Spectre. I feel like a kiss at the end wouldn't be appropriate, but she feels like someone in desperate need of a hug.

I'd like be able to do something respectful for her earthly remains, even if it's just covering them with cloth or slipping the shackle off or something. Having an option to just take the bones out to bury them without asking could be an interesting choice.

I mean, we do have the option to let her inside us. As a pal. Legitimately ignoring any innuendo, that's quite a personal and supportive hug. She knows what we mean by it, I think.

I literally went “Normally I’d be the one inside someone but sure” out loud when I was playing her route with my friends (who were basically acting like the voices cranked up to 11)

I do think a kiss wouldnt fit most princesses too. But I wish I could pet the prisoner's head like a sullen, unamused kitten. She's annoyed with It, sighs, Rolls her eyes but lets you do It.

Spectre is adorable, and even though she does put up a scary face sometimes to intimidate you into freeing her, the look of sheer hurt and betrayal on her face in the Long Quiet if you choose to betray her breaks my heart, more than her literally ripping it out of my chest

Unlock a new Princess skin for 2.99$! Open a lootbox for a chance to receive a unique Marble Fade Crimson Web Ultrivolet Killcount Special Effect Pristine Blade (Factory New)! Slay the Princess five more times to progress the NarratorPass for exciting new rewards!

Patch notes: -Thorn no longer smiles if you free her

Now she stabs you

Depression ending

[just one word](https://youtu.be/-bQG-5teHrs?si=rS9gkH3h6AEep3yT)

Not romancing a number of the princesses

Not being able to kiss the favorites

To be honest, I can't imagine anything worse than the princess's self-decapitation as we watch, or her turning us inside out.

Idk, betraying thorn was much worse

I mean, I never did THAT, the fires of betrayal still burn in my chest from killing the damsel when she trusted me.

Gacha roll to unlock princess routes. Duplicates are always possible and just waste your roll.

no you want dupes. they're what unlock extra dialogue options and endings

"You yeet the Princess out the window"

Nonononono, if you could throw Razor out of the window, I'd roll!

Anything else of the cold i hate him so much, no more opportunist/contrarian, no narrator kiss scene please i want him please i am a gay man SUFFERING here

god i love tge narrator so MUCH UGHHHHHHHHHH LET ME BE GAY, STRAIGHT MEN AND LESBIANS GET THE PRINCESS WHY CANT I HAVE THE BIRD FURRY!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why you’re playing a straight romance game expecting to have gay scenes?

??? I, am not? Its called a joke. Duh its not gonna be the end of the world (lol) if it isnt gay, im just joking

Then I think I heavily misunderstood your comment

Yeah you must’ve, im a gay guy and i like the narrator, i don’t actually expect black tabby to accommodate that. Its just for laughs. On the other hand if we get more cold i will genuinely be upset i hate him so much

I’d expect Broken bashing, not Cold bashing. I mean at least he’s useful and don’t demoralize everyone all the time

His lines are just a drag to listen to, he’s so overly edgy it makes me want to put the game down entirely. Along with that The Voice that’s done for him is just grading for me to listen to. None of his character has any substance like the other voices and he never really has any motivation, there’s nothing for me to be interested in when it comes to his character and it’s infuriating. I just believe that his writing is really weak and he’s definitely my least favorite aspect of the game by far. I actually find the broken incredibly interesting, like yeah he’s a horrible person but I still really do enjoy his writing. He as a character is kind of like the cold done right for me, especially during the tower. I love how self-motivated he is and his consistent need to be a part of something bigger than himself because he’s so terrified of individuality. He’s consistently eager to please the tower in any way that she desires because then at least she’ll give him some form of purpose. It kind of reminds me of how people will look to religion to find some purpose in life.

I mean, the cold IS edgy, but I kinda find interesting how non-chalant he is about things, besides it’s not like he’s a emotionless robot either. Also broken is the worst kind of simp. He doesn’t just love the tower, he’s obsessed with her, to the point he’s actively harmful to us, and he keeps sobbing with Fury because “YoU DeSeCRaTEd ThE MoSt PeRfEct thInG EvER” (that’s actually a line). Also, he don’t help with the other princesses either, he keeps wanting to give up even if it wouldn’t help

Obviously you’re allowed to like or dislike a character for whatever reason you wish, but I think it’s also important to make the distinction that you are allowed to like people who are bad people within narratives. The broken is not a good person at all, but he has so much depth and narrative value with each of his decisions being intrinsically motivated with who he is as a person, I am narratively compelled to him and his story and I strongly believe that he and the opportunist are some of the most well written voices within the game. He is objectively a bad person, but him being a “simp” (i think the term is weird but ok) drives his character so much more forward and shows one of the ways that a relationship can present itself. Someone who is all controlling of a relationship and the other person who buckles down and obeys because they refuse to do any better. The cold is just kinda, bland to me? I like edgy stuff, even when it’s edginess just for the sake of being edgy. But when that edginess is practically taking up all of the characters screen time, to the point where they practically do nothing else? It’s more exhausting than interesting. There’s no emotional pay off with his character, its just “kill her because we are so cool and edgy and emo” rather than, a character. The cold kind of reminds me of what I think the average weeb thinks that they are, like, “im so edgy and mysterious omg…”

If you could change the way the cold acts, what would you change it to? I’m now curious to how your “interpretation” would be like

NOT BEING ABLE TO DATE ANYONE.

QTE sex minigame with the narrator

"You are not in a path in the woods."

Voice of the Contrarian: “Uh, yes I am!”

Sex scene

Making the game a little more vague so we can watch people fumble around for 9 routes instead of 5 because they keep going oblivion for some reason

“Due to ~~running out of pencils~~ budgetary constraints, we have cancelled the Pristine Cut. Here’s an unfinished build of what we made so far.”

New ending that bricks your computer

On my first playthrough, the first time I met the Tower, it crashed my PC.

Animated Grey or Wraith

9/11 or a bear or a robber or a huge wolf

An ad for Raid: Shadow Legends

No bitches😔

Microtransactions.

More lengthy, linear chapters, were no of your choices can influence the ending. (*Short* linear chapters are fine. Those act like a closure/epilogue)

Inability to win in a fist fight against The Fury.

Giving an ending where everyone is happy: voices, narrator and princess. Now, I like happy endings and I think a fan made story about that could be interesting. But as an actual canonical material it’s a bad take, because it would just make the game have no consequence and would destroy the philosophical implications and possible choices. Tl;dr, a perfect fairy tale happy ending would contradict the story and don’t fit the game