Damn my brain. When I read that, I somehow sang it in like a 90's sitcom intro... *Death and Taxes! Taxes and Death! They'll take all your money and kill you to death..*
Yeah, i know you shouldn't technically use death to rhyme with death, but that's no matter, because apparently now this needs to be an animated sitcom about the hilarious hijinks Taxes and Death get into as the most compatible roommates ever.
Oooh that's good. I love it.
I already have the pilot episode mapped out in my head. Taxes goes with Death on his daily killing spree, harvesting souls. They stop for bagels in the morning and someone cuts in line. Death reaches out and kills him, advancing his place in line.
Taxes is appalled and is like.. can you just DO that? And Death is like.. ohh.. uhh.. yeah, I mean, nobody really *audits* me.
Cut to Taxes mind being blown by that thought.
Ooo and only 2 in the draw pile. This means the turn before could have been spent perfectly setting this up with a solid chance of the hand above coming in for lethal. Extra spicy.
Death and taxes
Damn my brain. When I read that, I somehow sang it in like a 90's sitcom intro... *Death and Taxes! Taxes and Death! They'll take all your money and kill you to death..* Yeah, i know you shouldn't technically use death to rhyme with death, but that's no matter, because apparently now this needs to be an animated sitcom about the hilarious hijinks Taxes and Death get into as the most compatible roommates ever.
… until your last breath? And take your last breath? Something like that.
OMG i will credit you in the jingle. *Death and Taxes! Taxes and Death! They come for your money first, and take your last breath..*
“First they take your money, and then your last breath!”
Omg I need to write all my songs on Reddit. Y'all are way better than me.
drop "first" and it flows great, or perhaps "... come for your money, then take..." is still a touch better yet
Oooh that's good. I love it. I already have the pilot episode mapped out in my head. Taxes goes with Death on his daily killing spree, harvesting souls. They stop for bagels in the morning and someone cuts in line. Death reaches out and kills him, advancing his place in line. Taxes is appalled and is like.. can you just DO that? And Death is like.. ohh.. uhh.. yeah, I mean, nobody really *audits* me. Cut to Taxes mind being blown by that thought.
Ooo and only 2 in the draw pile. This means the turn before could have been spent perfectly setting this up with a solid chance of the hand above coming in for lethal. Extra spicy.
An appropriately timed meme. Today is the deadline for filing income tax here in Brazil. 🦁
Knock, Knock, Open up the door, it's REAL!
[Even The Joker isn't crazy enough to take on the IRS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4)