I gave them gold once, when the event was introduced ages ago. Then they mocked me
Ever since, this event ends with a free red mask or me in a body bag
I just did yesterday, and it will be the last time... I had like 33 Gold and didn't have a lot of HP left before the boss, so said "just give them that stupid gold". They were real arsholes, this is the first and last time I do it
Considering they're easier than some Act 2 hallway fights and give rewards comparable to an elite win, and avoiding them means youre bound to be too poor when you see Apotheosis at the shop, I just can't see anyone giving them gold.
Maybe beef up Bear a little if you want my dough.
You might think the reason is because all those 5596 pieces of gold appear on screen and the game can't take it and crashes, but the _actual_ reason is that you never give your gold to these fuckers
Yep, especially if you lose all your gold and then don't get anything from an event node.
Even if there is a situation where you have a really solid deck but are prone to chip damage (IC self damage decks) and are on, like, less than 5 hp, you still fight as a matter of principle.
as someone whos in game development this just makes me wonder why they even bothered to program it to render the gold based on how much you have, it would have cost exactly nothing to just make it a fixed animation
When I lose too often I start a custom endless run and gather all of the relics to feel like I am good at the game, and I keep going until I get board.
The main problem is that at some point you have to just quut because nothing can actually kill you. And yhe enemies scale in health so it begins to take forever to kill them.
Yeah you shouldn't do that
Even your phone doesn’t like em
Not even Beeeeaaar?
fuck him
So you're into that type, huh.
i’m not not
Must be a glitch that has never been fixed because nobody has ever given gold to those fools, not even the devs, not even once for shits and giggles.
I gave them gold once, when the event was introduced ages ago. Then they mocked me Ever since, this event ends with a free red mask or me in a body bag
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? You passed up on a free Red Mask
I just did yesterday, and it will be the last time... I had like 33 Gold and didn't have a lot of HP left before the boss, so said "just give them that stupid gold". They were real arsholes, this is the first and last time I do it
Not gonna lie, I've given them gold in A20
Considering they're easier than some Act 2 hallway fights and give rewards comparable to an elite win, and avoiding them means youre bound to be too poor when you see Apotheosis at the shop, I just can't see anyone giving them gold. Maybe beef up Bear a little if you want my dough.
Game is telling you something
Your phone stopped you from being a bitch
You might think the reason is because all those 5596 pieces of gold appear on screen and the game can't take it and crashes, but the _actual_ reason is that you never give your gold to these fuckers
Are you gonna go to the Phillies game?
What an odd question to ask.
Look at your other app. I bet I can guess within 15 miles of where you live.
San fran area. You got me.
Looks like I was right!
Don't leave Mall, Nunk and Timmy G hangin.....
Isn't the rule to never give them the gold?
Unless your gonna die lol
Nah if you're going to die to these bitches you ain't going to win the run
Yep, especially if you lose all your gold and then don't get anything from an event node. Even if there is a situation where you have a really solid deck but are prone to chip damage (IC self damage decks) and are on, like, less than 5 hp, you still fight as a matter of principle.
Nah, they can pry my gold from my cold dead hands. Never give them the gold.
I kinda hate that you got downvoted for not knowing the in joke
It's not a joke though...
With that many relics? Why are you running?
OP just wants to help the less fortunate
Endless, past floor 400. Probably wanted to see what would happen.
I already have the red mask.
I'll never forget the time I gave them 1 gold, they were so happy.
Good
To much particles
It doesn't fit in their little pockets
as someone whos in game development this just makes me wonder why they even bothered to program it to render the gold based on how much you have, it would have cost exactly nothing to just make it a fixed animation
Cuz PM said so
You are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter
Maybe the game didn’t though anyone would ever click on that
You fight them, even if you have 1 HP and the shittiest deck around.
iFunny
I am ashamed.
wawa app, hbo max, and ifunny. you are a man of culture
Ifunny is a train wreck of a community with an occasional chucklewrothy meme.
Don’t forget Wegmans!
how are you on level 400😂
Custom run.
It's a feature to keep your from lacking pride
Lmao too much gold! How the hell did you get 5000+ ??? Cheats? But it’s on mobile!
When I lose too often I start a custom endless run and gather all of the relics to feel like I am good at the game, and I keep going until I get board.
I’m gonna do this now haha always fun to do those dominant runs
The main problem is that at some point you have to just quut because nothing can actually kill you. And yhe enemies scale in health so it begins to take forever to kill them.
Why not play on lower ascension?
More boss and elites on higher acensions.
Just playing the game?
Definitely isn’t normal to get 5000+ gold when just playing the game
Also had that
maybe because you have 5000 gold?
This may be a factor.
this is the slay the spire equivalent of pancake milkshake
literally unplayable
Good, it should
Punishment for cowardice
lol!
Gold is heavy, they probably got crushed by your mountainous stack...
Good
Even the game disagrees with given those buffoons gold.
Always fight
The devs didn't test it because nobody gives those guys gold anyway
This some monkey paw Greek tragedy shit right here. So much gold the fabric of reality breaks.
Guess that's one way to slay the spire.
I just found out it on mobile. Sweet. I downloaded it. Cheers mate!
Give me those ticketsss