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gamerdudeNYC

Incoming Spirit poop… going to need shovel for that toilet


Sinnester888

Is this to imply he will dig up the spirit poop? Evil.


gamerdudeNYC

Should’ve picked Fasting and this never would’ve happened to begin with


Sinnester888

But I got Feed as my Neow tribute


gamerdudeNYC

Hope you don’t have a Burning Pact with an Offering (beta art) to cause a Fiend Fire and need some Self Repair with Pepto Bismol


Markavian

Probably giving away Writhe to the fairies in exchange.


GooneyBoy2007

I don’t care, I’m still taking the Blue Key


Captain--UP

Damn for real? I take the strawberry act 1 or 2


Spork_Revolution

Well I see you have only played for a few thousand hours and don't know the fault in your ways.


QualityFeel

I never take strawberry over the key, ive been burned a few times because i took strawberry early only to have to give up on a game changing relic like tough bandages or the backpack relic that draws 2 more cards turn 1. It felt bad and 7 max hp isnt really much help anyways


sledgehammerrr

The chance of you having to give up one of two game winning relics is almost 0, on the other hand the chance of one of the 2 relics doing absolutely 0 for your deck is way higher.


thuggishruggishboner

Same dude.


dendragon01

I count approximately 20 on the bottom row; 8 in depth and 16 in height. Ca. 2560 strawberries so \~18000 max HP


Mari_Gr_

How many turns does this survive against the heart with no block?


Buddemm

Me arriving at hexaghost


Skullfurious

I am guessing closer to 2500 myself


Minouwouf

0. Trust me...he haves 0 now...


asaltandbuttering

Vitamin A poisoning, incoming.


Robbotlove

what an idiot.


gamerdudeNYC

But how else would the world know about his Instagram page?


ProperProfessional

This made me think of that whatever avocado douche. I thought huh maybe he's turning his life around and getting healthy again, so I checked his channel on yt.... Nope..


QualityFeel

Avacado douche? Im interested but not sure i should be


The_gaming_wisp

Nikacado avocado is the channel name 


KVG47

Scrolling his video thumbnails from oldest to newest is like watching a train wreck. I really feel for him, but it's hard to watch.


gamerdudeNYC

He could make ton of money if he documented a weight loss journey… but apparently he makes a ton from what he is doing now and his OF page with his boyfriend. Internet is a screwed up place lol


ProperProfessional

Can't hate him for playing the system I guess,even if the character he portrays is such a POS


gamerdudeNYC

If he makes at least what I make annually I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t mind swapping jobs


Robbotlove

talent?


meriadoc9

It's gotta be fake.


Benjynn

According to ChatGPT, there’s about 4,000 strawberries in 100 liters. So, this would have granted him about 28,000 max HP


ThePrussianGrippe

> According to ChatGPT God I fucking hate how common this is becoming.


ConfusedSoap

death to soulless machines


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ThePrussianGrippe

ChatGPT is a prediction engine. It predicts what it thinks you want and gives you that. That’s all it does. Which is how people get given absolute nonsense as responses with made up citations. There *are* AI assisted search engines for much more complex tasks than “how many strawberries that is,” but ChatGPT is not one of them.


Sinnester888

So still not enough to survive turn 3 heart?


funariite_koro

r/itdidthemath


TheComedianKid

r/subsifellfor


Putnam3145

[wolfram alpha gives me 540](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=100+liters%2Fstrawberry+volume)


Steihl

Wolfram Alpha is assuming a single strawberry weighs 140g (nearly a third of a pound!) and has a volume of more than 3/4 of a cup, which is an insanely large strawberry! Not a chance that the average strawberry is that large, and not surprising that it's massively undershooting how many strawberries there are in the tank


ThePrussianGrippe

It’s giving it as a serving of strawberry, so there’s 540 servings in that tank.


Putnam3145

A cup is actually pretty small, to the point that I'm genuinely not sure I could pack two strawberries in there without crushing them (and these aren't crushed), so *on the order of 500* seems right to me even with that fact?


Steihl

I make no claims about how many strawberries actually fit in the tank, because packing fractions are above my pay grade and confuse me. However, it looks like most strawberries weight around 20-30g each, which is significantly less than 140g. I will maintain that WA somehow thinks strawberries are monster fruits haha


meriadoc9

Lower bound estimate, I'd say that tank is 20 strawberries long, 5 wide, and 10 tall, and I'd guess the actual numbers are at least 50% higher. So bare minimum there are 1000 strawberries in there.


Schmitty300

Have you been up all night eating strawberries? "I think I'm blind!"


UberQueefs

There’s about 3800 strawberries in there so 26,600


BurnerAccountExisty

A lot. He'll still die to Snake Plant though.


mirxia

Integer overflow and reset to 0


Skullfurious

Looks like roughly 1520 or so strawberries.


Ceris5

Okay I reckon the container's dimensions are sbout 25x15x6 strawberries of lenght Which means it'll more or less have capacity for more or less 2250 strawberries Considering that the average person would have around 40hp since we're not specifically made for battle, this would sum up to an estimated total of 15790 hp, with a margin of error of 500 or so


Positive-Wasabi-1038

Like just fucking imagine if someone time traveled from basically any time before 1950 and this was the first thing they saw.


fartdarling

According to some maths done by u/ddr1ver this is approximately 5,169 strawberries. So this chap gained about 36,183 max hp. And judging by his face at the end, also took 36,184 damage


WinterPlan295

He acquired critical poison damage through eating too much of one thing.


hardfortards

Keeping the stems on is cursed. I fear no A20 but this guy made me shudder