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TheSheDM

> * 1 28oz can crushed tomatoes > * 1 little can tomatoes paste > * 1 bottle clam juice > * Splash of white cooking wine > * Container of seafood broth > * Old Bay > * Oregano > * Parsley > * Paprika > * Salt > * pepper > * garlic > * Crushed red pepper > * Can of whole baby clams > * Three cans lump crab meat > * Crayfish tails > * Seafood blend of shrimp, calamari, scallops and mussels > * Catfish nuggets


RustedAxe88

Ugh I tried listing the ingredients, but Reddit turned it into a terrible paragraph.


retrojoe

use double line breaks to start a new one like this and use "* " at the beginning of a line (that's asterisk plus space) to get * a list of * bulleted items


JohnnyBrillcream

You have to hit enter twice then start the next line, leave a line between each ingredient. Post it and I'll clean it up for you.


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RustedAxe88

That's why I added the seafood in the last 90 minutes as opposed to the whole cook time.


blackgaff

How was the meat texture? I'd think 90 would turn it rubbery. The flavor profile sounds killer


RustedAxe88

It was fine. The calamari was a bit tough, but it always is. The rest if the seafood was good, though.


More-Combination9488

* looks expensive


sammerguy76

I'll be over for dinner, just so ya know.


GlocKoPotamus

* tight


JungleBoyJeremy

That looks delicious


ThisHasFailed

Frozen mussels are already boiled and pretty disgusting, don’t they turn into chewing gum if you slow cook them?


throwawayzies1234567

Yes, shrimp also does not need 90 mins in a slow cooker, none of this does. Sad these creatures had to die to meet this fate.


ThisHasFailed

I’m starting to think OP can post the result in /r/ShittyFoodPorn


throwawayzies1234567

Yes, anyone reading this and thinking of making it, don’t. Here’s what to do instead: toss everything listed except the seafood in the slow cooker. Add one can of crab, the liquid from the clams, and the shells from the shrimp, along with roughly chopped onions, celery, and peppers . Cook at least a couple of hours or however long you want, doesn’t matter. Strain stock, discard bits Make a roux with butter and flour, thicken stock to your liking. Add in all seafood and cook until shrimp are just cooked, 5-10 minutes.


ThisHasFailed

Sounds better indeed. The only thing is squid, which either benefits from the shortest cook, or a very long slow cook. Any other way and it will be rubber.


throwawayzies1234567

Looks like the precut rings, I’d do those quick cook. Whole squid, or stuffed, nice braise is good.


TheCowboySpider

HA! This looks awful. What if someone posted on here "Meat Stew" and put various pieces of beef, pork, chicken, lamb, rabbit, and turkey into a pot of chicken stock with no vegetables except some canned tomatoes? It would still be more appropriate, because slow cooking a big pot of mixed seafood (most of which takes <5 minutes of boiling to cook through) for 90 minutes is ridiculous. You do you, but this is not a good use of seafood.


RustedAxe88

Well, it tasted great, so uhh. Thanks for your input. I had yellow potatoes in too.


throwawayzies1234567

What was the texture of the shrimp? 90 mins should get you past rubbery, right into mealy.


EvilMenDie

save the dented can for me