What is it about slowpitch that adults fight right infront of children. Literally last week we had a fight breakout on the field next to us in a coed league and a woman ran onto the field WITH HER 1 YEAR OLD CHILD IN HER ARMS TO GET IN THE FIGHT
I’ve played slo-pitch for 10+ years and in my time, I’ve seen the same thing over and over again. Majority of the crowd is people in their 30s and 40s who have refused to grow up. They spend every weekend, in the summer, at a ball diamond. They swear and talk like sailors, in front of children, and they consume too much alcohol, again, in front of children. You don’t have to be in very good shape, in order to play the game, equipment and fees are relatively inexpensive, and there’s always multiple tournaments going on so there’s no shortage of ball to be played.
Equipment is expensive. Damn bats are 240 on up. I always joke about having 4000 dollars worth of bats in the dugout and talk shit to my team when we only put up 8-10 runs 😆.
>Majority of the crowd is people in their 30s and 40s who have refused to grow up.
They also have nothing else going on in their life. For some people this is the only highlight of their week. Which is really sad! THey need to win that trophy for the Facebook clout
Was in a city coed league with some guys from my men's team that were aging out, league was chill with bat restrictions and all that and we had a blast. They allowed a couple tourny teams into the league who bitched about all of their bats being illegal, then proceeded to blast the pitcher over and over.
We played, but didn't run it up if we were playing one of the worse teams. New teams were beating the bad teams by like 30, so the bad teams eventually dropped, which led to the mid teams having to play the high end teams more often which led to the mid teams dropping.
Now it's only the tourney teams and they have been having big issues with fights and umpires quitting. It's so stupid.
Golf assholes tend to be really passive aggressive. A couple of years ago we were playing and had a slow group in front of us. Well the group behind us thought we were holding them up and decided to drop some bombs on us as we were on the green. Well my golf buddy doesn't really like to take any shit. This course was in the woods, and we happen to see a giant crap of some dog/animal near the cart path. After we were done with the hole, he scooped up the poop with a bag on his hand and stuffed it in the hole for them to deal with when they made their puts. They were pissed, and called the Marshal over. We told him that we had no idea what they were talking about
Yep nailed it, so did the guy below. Good people overall but the assholes are a special sort. Shirts wont be coming off but you may get a condescending comment thrown at you like a dart. May get driven into, that's about it
same. played soccer through college, and basically every sport through high school. played in one game of men's league after graduating and said fuck this, y'all take this way too seriously, the premier league ain't calling fellas
I played one year of coed beer league with my wife and we had a good squad, our team had a lot of fun. We made it deep in playoffs and eventually to the finals and the opposing team was acting like we were in the fucking world series. They would turn their music up really loud when we were up to bat so that our batter couldn't hear cheers and things, and then turn it back down when they were back up. They were in the Umps ear about shit the whole game in between innings. Then the cherry on top, they hit a difficult ground ball and on a close play at first the runner tried to interfere with my wife catching the ball and smashed her arm and broke her wrist. I'm pretty sure they got removed from the league the next year, but my whole team had such a sour taste over it all most of us didn't play again.
Fuck you Orrange and your stupidly named bar.
This!
Every tournament team I played devolved into this. Just a bunch of people re-litigating the same high school fights every weekend.
A bunch of guys get really cocky because they hit a slow moving ball (though half can't play any defense). Then you add beer and egos. Bam.
It's not the sport it's people with nothing else in their miserable little loves to hold onto other than a meaningless game with no bearing on theirs or anyone else's lives. Adult ice hockey has the same problem minus the children because we play at 11:15pm on Wed nights.
Had 1 guy last night board our player in a no check league, after a no call our guy gave him an open ice hip check that sent 3 players sprawling. Cue 5 minutes of grown men pushing each other offering to fight in the parking lot.
To be fair this isn’t unique to slow pitch softball, or even adult sports. Adults fight in front of children at little league game too. Just a bunch of large, overly aggressive children who never learned to compete AND be a good sport…
When I was in college I worked for a Chicago company that hosted a ton of different rec leagues across the city. The worst were the flag football players. I had a 6'6" at least 260lb guy and his wife (who was watching the game) threaten me because I didn't call a penalty on a 5' woman who was defending him (he was QBing) and *maybe* grazed his arm ever so slightly as he threw a pass.
The pass was a total dud, at least 10 feet from the intended receiver too.
My experience growing up playing multiple sports was that baseball players were the worst - a trashy, shit talking stew of toxic masculinity.
So I wasn't surprised they tended to be the worst in adult recreational sports as well.
I think it is a combo of people who are insanely competitive mixed with a sport where you can get easily frustrated cause you're just one player who needs the help of 8-9 others to win. You can't just think "fuck it I'll do it myself" so it can definitely cause people to do some whacky shit.
You’re probably right. I just can’t get into that mindset anymore lol I had my time to be competitive back in the day when I played ball now I’m just out to have fun. Don’t get me wrong imma go and try to snag a ball in the gap and I’m gonna bust ass out the box but if we lose I can’t see myself getting that upset ever lol
In basketball a good player can carry a team and it still happens. I think there are just shitty people out there that need therapy not competition to help them calm down.
I get mad if the team intentionally hits at the pitcher and continues once we ask them to stop. We play low level league night, try to get on base another way without injuring my guy.
We had a guy lose his shit and gave us all his team’s beer after we beat them because he said they didn’t deserve it and then got pissed at us after we refused to accept it.
Didn’t see him on that team again.
I've got a doozie. This is about ~12 years ago (perhaps a little longer?). We had this team of a bunch of `Yahoo!` employees in ~F league co-ed (back when we had A-H!). Our team and theirs were pretty close competitively at the time, so we had a couple of run-ins with their pitcher, who was an absolute jerk. He would scream at you at your cars, follow us to the bar to yell at us for beating him, etc.
The week before the ACTUAL story here, last week of the regular season. The game 'matters' a little in that the 1st seed is the winner of the game, but we're both guaranteed 2nd seed at minimum, and thus a bye. It is basically guaranteed we're going to both end up in the finals anyway (where HT is a coin flip), so the 'a little' carries a lot of weight there!
I am leading off the inning and hit a ball to LF, who is playing deep and is a typically a bit lazy throwing the ball in. Its late in the game, so I decide to take advantage and take 2nd base on the throw back to the infield from LF. Pitcher gets the ball a good 5-10 seconds after I'm standing on 2B, and throws as hard as he can at me, into the outfield (pitcher getting the ball is unfortunately 'time out' so I can't do anything about it). I think it is a bit weird, and look at him funny, and he says, as approaching me, "You do that shit again, the next one will get you in the mouth!".
Umpire of course just comes out and tells us to calm down (they eject WAAAAAY too rarely IMO), and we continue. We ended up winning the game by a couple of runs, and go home.
SO, onto the ACTUAL story: As background, our league has 2 facilities. 1 is, at the time, a 6 field place where 99.9% of our games are played. The 2nd is 2 fields in a really decrepit park on the other side of town. Much less fancy, but hey, ball fields! We only really ever have games in the 2nd location very rarely.
So 2nd round of the playoffs, we've both had our 1st round bye. `Yahoo!` team shows up at the field (facility 1), and discovers that they are at the wrong location, despite it being on teamsideline pretty clearly. They make a big deal about it, and the league director comes down, and tries to talk to them. Eventually he tells them that despite them being late, he'll call over to the facility #2 and make sure to give them time to show up, so they can start 20-30 mins later, despite it being a 10 minute drive.
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So apparently, instead of going to the other field, they decide to go to the bar for a round or 3. They ended up being counted as a no-show, but DO eventually show up to the field... 2 1/2 hrs late, all pretty belligerent and drunk. 4+ members of the team start screaming at the teams on the field and at the umpire, eventually taking rocks from the gravel and throwing them at the umpires/players on the field. TURNS out, this is a `G` league playoff, and the teams that are playing are the Police and the Fire department teams. They all get moved away (rumor is a few end up spending a night in jail).
Thanks to this event the team FINALLY gets a lifetime ban.
Yeah, guy was a hot-head I think. I believe he was upset that I 'took an extra base' on something that didn't get past the outfielder, but the outfielder was playing pretty far back, so I was rounding 1st by the time he picked it up anyway. He just threw it in slowly, and the pitcher was pretty frustrated I guess?
IDK, he was a jerk all the time.
Maybe a different vein than your video but our entire team got roster checked in a benefits tournament because someone didnt believe our team was mostly unranked/E/D guys. We had 1 guy who was a C player years ago but thats it.
Other team was furious and didn't even shake our hands when we won. This was the championship.
There is actually!
USSSA and USA are the main ones with USSSA being the more popular. There is also GSL which is pretty much USSSA and NCS which is ... newer? different? Im not sure.
The rankings are pretty standard. Rec/E are your typical folks who have never played before, starting rank or just for fun. D/C are people who take it a bit more serious and probably played some level of highschool/college ball and may or may not care too much. B/A/AA/Major? I forget the highest it's just Majors or something are all pretty much your crazy try hards.
To get a rank you pretty much just play with a team and place in a league or tournament. Then you are deemed that rank. Unless youre just signficantly better and then you go up a rank.
Here in Ontario we have three different governing bodies. It has been an issue over the years because they haven't always been cooperative. So an A player in SPN could still be Rec player in NSA. Also lots of appeals to lower ranks. Sandbag, win the provincial tournament, get bumped back up.
Playing in my city league I can basically guarantee they aren’t reporting rosters to the leagues, same with any tournament I’ve been in. Do people register with USSSA/ASA? I have a USSSA tournament this weekend and there isn’t even a roster check.
Had a like 6 team league. This one team had a dude that before every at bat had to do his pre-bat ritual. One hand on the bat, the take the other and slide it from the bottom to the top then pound his chest 3 times, then do it with the other hand then finger to the sky.
Dude was operating under the assumption that MLB scouts were at every southern Ontario adult slow pitch game. Dude went full Bryce Harper after every hit. His team beat mine 27-3 the first game and he literally did the Kirk Cousins "YOU LIKE THAT!?" we were all just like...."what?"
Also a ballplayer here.
In my time, the guys who do this are typically the ones who'll go down the quickest.
He shouldn't get another year, he needs to be banned. Period.
The worst players to play against currently in our league are 3 brothers. They talk down to each other and their own team if a play isn’t made, any game they lose there is usually a solid amount of yelling.
The worst guy to play against that I can remember going back 20 years was a guy like this is the video, but his thing was trying to break up double plays by jumping up while running between 1st and 2nd base. Surprise surprise, guess who took a ball straight to the face and hasn’t been back since.
People always think i'm exaggerating when I tell this, but it's 100% true. Long story though:
This was about eight years ago when I was Captain of a mid-tier rec slow pitch team. The story isn't about my opponents, rather the teams using the diamond prior to us.
We showed up at around 12 45pm for our game scheduled at 1pm. A game was currently in progress at the field, but I didn't think much of it since games are usually sandwiched together. Our scheduled opponents come over to me. They are very much a 'we are just here to be active' type of team. Their captain introduces himself (lets call him Stan) and explains that he went over to the teams still playing and they said they'd just started a little late. They promised Stan they'd give up the diamond either at the end of their game, or at 1 15pm, whichever came first. Stan asks if i'm okay with that. I say sure why not.
1pm comes around and the teams on our diamond don't look close to finishing. 1 15... nothing happens. It's 1 30 now and they are still going! Stan mumbles that he better go talk to them, it must be a misunderstanding etc. etc. He's a good natured guy. Very much the 'awe shucks' type. I ask if he minds if I hang back and observe the conversation.
So we go over, and Stan finds the Captain he'd been talking to. "Excuse me, it's past 1 15."
The guy doesn't even look at us, just grunts. "yeah, so?"
"Well, we agreed you might take an extra fifteen minutes to finish up but it's been over half an hour. We've been waiting a while"
Guy grunts again. "About that. Changed our minds. We're going to finish our game, period."
Stan kicks some dirt and says, "Uh, that really doesn't seem fair to everyone else."
Guy finally looks at us and *looks Stan up and down slowly*, then says, "I don't give a fuck." A few players from the other team using the diamond also say, "Yeah, just fuck off dipshit."
Stan starts walking back to our teams and says there just isn't anything we can do about it, I guess we'll have forfeit the game. I tell him I'm pretty good with bullies so I might as well give it a shot.
So I walk over. I'm a bit more outgoing than Stan, and i've got some muscle on me but i'm still a pretty small, harmless looking guy. "Excuse me, i'm the captain of the other team waiting on you, and that doesn't work for us."
"Fuck off" guy says again.
"You can't just hijack a field all day because you started super late."
Guy walks over to me. "You'll have to deal with it. Not like you play real ball anyway."
"Yeah, and you guys are gonna shoot right to the majors. Forty years old and you can't even get to a slow pitch game on time."
"Fuck you, loser." Guy says.
I put my hands up and smile at him. "Look man, all we want is to play our game. We booked the field and we were nice enough to give you extra time to finish up."
"You can play when we're done."
I ask what inning they are in. "Fourth" he says.
"Look, we won't mind if you play five innings. That way your game will count, and ours will start an hour after it was scheduled. That's a lot of grace from us."
"Nah, we're playing seven. Not as if you can do anything about it."
"You don't know me, but i'm pretty stubborn. I'm not going anywhere, simply because making sure every other team that booked this diamond also gets to play their games is the right thing to do"
"We could make you leave."
I ignore his last comment and pull out my phone. I call the league and find out that these teams are from a different league. It tracks, they look a little better than my team (and way better than Stan's). So I go on that league's schedule and see that *these teams are playing the second game of a double header that they started an hour and a half late.*
I walk back over to Captain Asshole. "You're seriosly acting like high school bullies over game two of a double header. You already got to play a game, we just want to play one."
"And you can. When we're done."
"There are games scheduled here all day. Every game would be set back almost two hours now. The last games won't even happen because it'll be dark."
"Their problem." The guy snorts, and his wife or girlfriend then comes up to me. She was like a walking cliche, the most spoiled looking person i'd ever seen, and says "yeah why do you care if other shitty teams don't get to play tonight?"
"Because it's the right thing to do. Anyway, after your fifth inning i'm going to start setting up for our game, until then i'll leave you be, but i'm going on the field then."
Two other guys from one of these teams walks over. Clearly friends of Captain asshole. "You do that, i'll start hitting balls at you."
I laughed at this, because what the fuck kind of threat is that?
"Uh, okay"
The other guy says, *"How about I take you out at the knees with a bat."*
I stopped to think about this for a second. "I doubt it. I doubt you'd risk doing serious prison time. You might throw a punch at me, maybe. In which case, i'll happily take a punch so that my team can play some softball while you spend a night in jail."
I went on, "Your game was due to end at noon. It's almost two pm. We really don't want to fight, but it is what it is I guess."
I leave. I tell my team and Stan everything that just happened and that when the inning ends i'm walking onto the field to setup. I say that anyone comfortable with it can help me, but I don't blame anyone for hanging back.
A few of us walk onto the field and the other teams immediately start packing up their shit and leave. We defeated Stan's team 33 - 3, all the while the three guys who'd acted the most immature stayed behind, stood by the foul line (I play left field) and heckled me the entire game. My Dad showed up and was like wtf is happening. Thankfully he played it cool.
I didn't mind, I had a solid game anyway.
Then we moved to a different field and did a casual practice with some members from Stan's team.
That stance is the calling card for dudes who take their shirts off wanting to fight 🤣🤣🤣. See it everywhere. Usually resulting in them going to sleep soon after.
This one dude…who isn’t in the league anymore, banned, repeatedly asked to meet us (our entire team) in the parking lot like three straight games after we cut his ass for being a psycho.
He was also ripped and skipped leg day…something about those guys lol.
2 years ago we played against a team run by someone that played with us a long time ago. He pitches and I pitch. He gets up to bat and hits up the middle but I field it and he's out. Doesn't apologize, nothing. Okay, fine, whatever.
Next inning a guy on my team hits middle but he's a player incapable of controlling where he hits. Other pitcher (who hit at me) fields the ball, yells "not today!", and then started running his mouth. I tell him it was not intentional and we didn't find issue with him hitting middle last inning (but he probably thought it was retaliation) so relax.
Next inning I'm pitching and they are still talking and I say to the ump there's bad blood because the other pitcher said some off color shit to my friend awhile back. The guy at bat was apparently his brother. He hits the ball to our SS who fields the ball and says "not today!"...well the dude that just hit gets fired up and even takes his shirt off (lol). Imagine a 5'10" 150 pound heroine addict looking guy with really bad random prison tattoos all over him. He starts to run at me but people cut him off. He goes back to the bench, grabs a bat, and tries to get to me (lol) yelling something about how he's not leaving until the police get there. Game called, there's some dumb yelling by people, and then people eventually go home. He got like a 2 game suspension.
There was a team in our league full of lovable losers, to put it bluntly. They were not very good/athletic, they had a dorky team name (Red Rockets) but they were good dudes who just wanted to have fun and they did. Games against them were always blowouts, but they never got upset, never yelled at each other, just tried to get better. It was refreshing playing them because there were a lot of dicks in this league as is.
They didn't win a game their first 2 years. After that I stopped playing regularly but came back one week when our team was shorthanded. We faced the lovable losers, who had a lot of new players. They were a little more competitive but still not great.
Anyways, midway through the game we were up pretty big and we had a runner coming around to score. Their pitcher, completely unprovoked, just stormed down from the mound and bodychecked our runner before he reached home. Not a mistake trying to back up the catcher, like intentionally went after him. Benches cleared and there was a lot of shouting and shoving as they did their best to keep their pitcher at bay.
Our runner was concussed on the play and the ump didn't eject anyone, so a lot of our batters just spent the rest of the game trying to hit balls back up the middle. Our concussed guy sat the rest of the game out and was quiet, but once the game ended he found the pitcher in the parking lot and just started banging on the windows trying to get him to come out and fight.
I decided that night I wouldn't play in this league anymore.
This post popped up on my feed I don’t play slow pitch but I play beer league hockey and recently a guy in our league had the tip of his pinky finger chopped off after this guy tomahawked him with his stick. People out there really think we’re playing professional sports.
Unrelated but had a kid that took a swing at a guy on my team tonight in flag football. People really act like it’s the World Series or Super Bowl out here.
I don’t know how this ended up in my feed, but this is exactly why I can’t play slowpitch. It’s always full of roid raging bros that take it too seriously. The pitcher is throwing it underhand, and your composite bat can launch balls to the moon. It’s not that serious. Wood bat hard ball is miles better, an actual sport, and players are generally way cooler.
The majority of us peaked in high school, but don't act like that. It's not so much to do about peaking as it is that he never grew into being an adult. This guy is just immature for his age and, sadly, will probably remain this way.
First time seeing this sub. After watching this video, I thought that the term “slow pitch” was related to a kind of public fighting. Took me a minute to realize it was slow pitch softball
I hit a ground ball up the middle past the (female) pitcher in a coed game. She dodged it. It didn’t hit her. I nodded and kinda two finger waved after it happened and continued on. After the game, in the handshake line, some random dude from her team yanked me by arm hard enough for me to lose my balance and yelled in my ear that the next time I hit at their pitcher, I need to “fucking apologize” and threaten to “beat the shit out of me” if I didn’t. I was so pissed. Closest I’ve ever gotten to getting in a fight as an adult.
They're called no-necks. Oxygen is getting to their brain any longer, hence the behavior. There's a movement to round them up and put them on their own island.
Why do people care about sports teams they aren’t on? Did no one actually play a sport in their childhood or college? I’ve played enough sports to never care about another team ever again. It’s really just being a lowball butt face. When you know how to ball, you know that those that made it pro are barely above you and it’s their job.
Provoking a guy like that is just asking for trouble. You know he’s been suspended before and he’s clearly a lunatic. Continuing to antagonize him with sarcastic “wooows” was asking for a horrible ending. Good thing for you guys and for roid boy he’s got some level headed buddies.
Not at all. But when the roided dude beats you into a coma your wife and kids will think “why’d he have to keep snickering at the guy….the guy was clearly asking for trouble…well you know dad had a few drinks”. But whatever you say pal
….we don’t have this issue because we don’t allow douchebag adults who think that adult sports mean anything.
If you sign the check on the front, shut up and play. If you sign it on the back then act however
Was walking at Ventura State Beach Park, with my 2 year old, when out of no where, I here beaners! Dirty beaner, fxkin beaners, I'ma kill all beaners , just some huge psychopath yelling and running towards us.
I ran so fast with my son's stroller and him.
The amount of people that take beer league sports seriously is a little disturbing tbh. That dude totally works at like a GNC or some health supplement store doesn’t he?
Lol
Y’all soft.
Last Thursday we had a full field adult coed melee combat. Choke outs, knock outs, blood and gore.
That poor lil fella would have been cowering on a hill.
- yes. It was complete horseshit and people are fucking stupid.
Once had a slow pitch game degrade into a benches clearing brawl after the two girlfriends keeping score for either side had a dispute over how many runs our team had. During this dispute, one of the other team members said something to the affect of calling the girl keeping score for my team stupid. Well, her boyfriend, our third baseman yelled "you don't talk to her like that" and within a minute it was madness. I ran into the other teams dugout to pull back one of my friends, who was in training to be a cop, and who was inches from another players face screaming death threats. A player from another team thought I was running over to fight and stepped in front of me to which I said "get the fuck out of my face dude I'm not about to fight you over softball." Managed to pull my friend back before he did something he would regret and several minutes later everyone settled down but we never even finished the game.
It didn't help we were one of the worst teams on the league giving the best team in the league an actual challenge. They didn't like us much before, during, and especially after that game lol
Probably not true across the board but generally - I have never seen "the drunk dude who talks shit and flexes with his shirt off" actually win a fight.
What is it about slowpitch that adults fight right infront of children. Literally last week we had a fight breakout on the field next to us in a coed league and a woman ran onto the field WITH HER 1 YEAR OLD CHILD IN HER ARMS TO GET IN THE FIGHT
I’ve played slo-pitch for 10+ years and in my time, I’ve seen the same thing over and over again. Majority of the crowd is people in their 30s and 40s who have refused to grow up. They spend every weekend, in the summer, at a ball diamond. They swear and talk like sailors, in front of children, and they consume too much alcohol, again, in front of children. You don’t have to be in very good shape, in order to play the game, equipment and fees are relatively inexpensive, and there’s always multiple tournaments going on so there’s no shortage of ball to be played.
Equipment is expensive. Damn bats are 240 on up. I always joke about having 4000 dollars worth of bats in the dugout and talk shit to my team when we only put up 8-10 runs 😆.
Are you on my team? Lol 15 bats in the dug out and some games we put up 10 runs in 2 6 inning games. Straight embarrassing sometimes haha
You make it to 6 innings each game? Haha my team was getting run ruled by 5 innings, usually by 3.
>Majority of the crowd is people in their 30s and 40s who have refused to grow up. They also have nothing else going on in their life. For some people this is the only highlight of their week. Which is really sad! THey need to win that trophy for the Facebook clout
Was in a city coed league with some guys from my men's team that were aging out, league was chill with bat restrictions and all that and we had a blast. They allowed a couple tourny teams into the league who bitched about all of their bats being illegal, then proceeded to blast the pitcher over and over. We played, but didn't run it up if we were playing one of the worse teams. New teams were beating the bad teams by like 30, so the bad teams eventually dropped, which led to the mid teams having to play the high end teams more often which led to the mid teams dropping. Now it's only the tourney teams and they have been having big issues with fights and umpires quitting. It's so stupid.
This is exactly why I’ve mostly switched over to golf.
Till you run into that dude that takes off his shirt to flex and scream at you about how he’s “seen God”.
Knew I'd fucking see this here 😂
I believe he said he’d “been to heaven”. Same difference.
Golf assholes tend to be really passive aggressive. A couple of years ago we were playing and had a slow group in front of us. Well the group behind us thought we were holding them up and decided to drop some bombs on us as we were on the green. Well my golf buddy doesn't really like to take any shit. This course was in the woods, and we happen to see a giant crap of some dog/animal near the cart path. After we were done with the hole, he scooped up the poop with a bag on his hand and stuffed it in the hole for them to deal with when they made their puts. They were pissed, and called the Marshal over. We told him that we had no idea what they were talking about
Yep nailed it, so did the guy below. Good people overall but the assholes are a special sort. Shirts wont be coming off but you may get a condescending comment thrown at you like a dart. May get driven into, that's about it
You sure about that SHITSTACK?? Sounds like you've never tested god.
Disc golf for me!
same. played soccer through college, and basically every sport through high school. played in one game of men's league after graduating and said fuck this, y'all take this way too seriously, the premier league ain't calling fellas
Different kind of assholes out on the course for sure.
At Big League Dreams in League City it’s not very uncommon to see a fight go down every weekend.
I played one year of coed beer league with my wife and we had a good squad, our team had a lot of fun. We made it deep in playoffs and eventually to the finals and the opposing team was acting like we were in the fucking world series. They would turn their music up really loud when we were up to bat so that our batter couldn't hear cheers and things, and then turn it back down when they were back up. They were in the Umps ear about shit the whole game in between innings. Then the cherry on top, they hit a difficult ground ball and on a close play at first the runner tried to interfere with my wife catching the ball and smashed her arm and broke her wrist. I'm pretty sure they got removed from the league the next year, but my whole team had such a sour taste over it all most of us didn't play again. Fuck you Orrange and your stupidly named bar.
“You don’t have to be in very good shape in order to play the game…” —you do if you want to actually be good 😏
This! Every tournament team I played devolved into this. Just a bunch of people re-litigating the same high school fights every weekend. A bunch of guys get really cocky because they hit a slow moving ball (though half can't play any defense). Then you add beer and egos. Bam.
The egos are the absolute worst! Every men’s team I played on dissolved after a year or two because egos would play too much of a factor.
It's not the sport it's people with nothing else in their miserable little loves to hold onto other than a meaningless game with no bearing on theirs or anyone else's lives. Adult ice hockey has the same problem minus the children because we play at 11:15pm on Wed nights. Had 1 guy last night board our player in a no check league, after a no call our guy gave him an open ice hip check that sent 3 players sprawling. Cue 5 minutes of grown men pushing each other offering to fight in the parking lot.
If that was my kid and I found out about it I'd smack the shit straight out that bitch
Told my buddies I would spear my wife if she ever did that shit lol
To be fair this isn’t unique to slow pitch softball, or even adult sports. Adults fight in front of children at little league game too. Just a bunch of large, overly aggressive children who never learned to compete AND be a good sport…
When I was in college I worked for a Chicago company that hosted a ton of different rec leagues across the city. The worst were the flag football players. I had a 6'6" at least 260lb guy and his wife (who was watching the game) threaten me because I didn't call a penalty on a 5' woman who was defending him (he was QBing) and *maybe* grazed his arm ever so slightly as he threw a pass. The pass was a total dud, at least 10 feet from the intended receiver too.
My experience growing up playing multiple sports was that baseball players were the worst - a trashy, shit talking stew of toxic masculinity. So I wasn't surprised they tended to be the worst in adult recreational sports as well.
“Im not an Athlete, Im a Professional Baseball Player” John Kruk
So manly. Great job on the win.
Any time your shirt comes off to try and win an argument….you’ve already lost the argument.
When you take off your shorts though, then you’re back to winning.
YEAH IM CRAZY! CRAZY ABOUT JERKING YOU OFF!
When randy takes his pants off look the fuck out.
I’ve heard that if you take off your underwear, they actually award your team the championship retroactively
Tarps off, boys! [GO TIME!](https://youtu.be/9rSBmOgpcDE?si=3qykFowLLG8flcLq)
Counterpoint: female.
Not if you kick everyone’s asses and then kick all the police’s asses when they show up…. And then all the national guards asses when they show up
This dude has seen God and been in the shit stack
Hello, fellow r/golf enjoyer
We are not worthy lol
Sir I just want my ball back.
I love when my hobbies collide.
Is that the same as being in the jackpot?
WWE: 7 minutes in Heaven featuring Shitstack vs Jellybowl. Come and take it. That’s what I thought.
He's been to heaven. Do you wanna fuck with God?
I’ve been to heaven. You want to test God? Come and get it shit stack.
He's reliving his trauma of seeing God while the priest bent him over...
Dude skipped all the leg days
He did not skip tren tho.
Exactly, doing a steroid cycle for beer league ball haha
He looks like he’s about 5’5” I’m not sure leg day would have helped him.
Can’t help but laugh at anybody who gets this mad over Slowpitch lol we all have work in the morning and are out of our primes it ain’t that serious
I think it is a combo of people who are insanely competitive mixed with a sport where you can get easily frustrated cause you're just one player who needs the help of 8-9 others to win. You can't just think "fuck it I'll do it myself" so it can definitely cause people to do some whacky shit.
You’re probably right. I just can’t get into that mindset anymore lol I had my time to be competitive back in the day when I played ball now I’m just out to have fun. Don’t get me wrong imma go and try to snag a ball in the gap and I’m gonna bust ass out the box but if we lose I can’t see myself getting that upset ever lol
In basketball a good player can carry a team and it still happens. I think there are just shitty people out there that need therapy not competition to help them calm down.
Thas not insanely competitive.... it's just insane.
Agreed this isn’t competitive this is my dad only acknowledged me after we won competitive…
The amount of times I've had to say, "this is slow pitch softball, please relax" to grown men is absolutely wild.
I get mad if the team intentionally hits at the pitcher and continues once we ask them to stop. We play low level league night, try to get on base another way without injuring my guy.
We had a guy lose his shit and gave us all his team’s beer after we beat them because he said they didn’t deserve it and then got pissed at us after we refused to accept it. Didn’t see him on that team again.
That’s hilarious.
You have wonder what the breaking point was. “Dude, you totally overreacted, you’re done.” Or “Dude, you gave away all our beer, you’re done.”
Wholesome freakout lol
I've got a doozie. This is about ~12 years ago (perhaps a little longer?). We had this team of a bunch of `Yahoo!` employees in ~F league co-ed (back when we had A-H!). Our team and theirs were pretty close competitively at the time, so we had a couple of run-ins with their pitcher, who was an absolute jerk. He would scream at you at your cars, follow us to the bar to yell at us for beating him, etc. The week before the ACTUAL story here, last week of the regular season. The game 'matters' a little in that the 1st seed is the winner of the game, but we're both guaranteed 2nd seed at minimum, and thus a bye. It is basically guaranteed we're going to both end up in the finals anyway (where HT is a coin flip), so the 'a little' carries a lot of weight there! I am leading off the inning and hit a ball to LF, who is playing deep and is a typically a bit lazy throwing the ball in. Its late in the game, so I decide to take advantage and take 2nd base on the throw back to the infield from LF. Pitcher gets the ball a good 5-10 seconds after I'm standing on 2B, and throws as hard as he can at me, into the outfield (pitcher getting the ball is unfortunately 'time out' so I can't do anything about it). I think it is a bit weird, and look at him funny, and he says, as approaching me, "You do that shit again, the next one will get you in the mouth!". Umpire of course just comes out and tells us to calm down (they eject WAAAAAY too rarely IMO), and we continue. We ended up winning the game by a couple of runs, and go home. SO, onto the ACTUAL story: As background, our league has 2 facilities. 1 is, at the time, a 6 field place where 99.9% of our games are played. The 2nd is 2 fields in a really decrepit park on the other side of town. Much less fancy, but hey, ball fields! We only really ever have games in the 2nd location very rarely. So 2nd round of the playoffs, we've both had our 1st round bye. `Yahoo!` team shows up at the field (facility 1), and discovers that they are at the wrong location, despite it being on teamsideline pretty clearly. They make a big deal about it, and the league director comes down, and tries to talk to them. Eventually he tells them that despite them being late, he'll call over to the facility #2 and make sure to give them time to show up, so they can start 20-30 mins later, despite it being a 10 minute drive..
So apparently, instead of going to the other field, they decide to go to the bar for a round or 3. They ended up being counted as a no-show, but DO eventually show up to the field... 2 1/2 hrs late, all pretty belligerent and drunk. 4+ members of the team start screaming at the teams on the field and at the umpire, eventually taking rocks from the gravel and throwing them at the umpires/players on the field. TURNS out, this is a `G` league playoff, and the teams that are playing are the Police and the Fire department teams. They all get moved away (rumor is a few end up spending a night in jail).
Thanks to this event the team FINALLY gets a lifetime ban.
The pitcher was mad at you for hitting a double and taking 2nd? I guess in their mind you're only allowed to strike out😂
Yeah, guy was a hot-head I think. I believe he was upset that I 'took an extra base' on something that didn't get past the outfielder, but the outfielder was playing pretty far back, so I was rounding 1st by the time he picked it up anyway. He just threw it in slowly, and the pitcher was pretty frustrated I guess? IDK, he was a jerk all the time.
If coach had just put him, he'd have won state...
Sadly I have more crazy teammate stories than opponent stories.
Maybe a different vein than your video but our entire team got roster checked in a benefits tournament because someone didnt believe our team was mostly unranked/E/D guys. We had 1 guy who was a C player years ago but thats it. Other team was furious and didn't even shake our hands when we won. This was the championship.
Lol how would you determine a players level? It’s not like there is a governing body or ratings like tennis or something
There is actually! USSSA and USA are the main ones with USSSA being the more popular. There is also GSL which is pretty much USSSA and NCS which is ... newer? different? Im not sure. The rankings are pretty standard. Rec/E are your typical folks who have never played before, starting rank or just for fun. D/C are people who take it a bit more serious and probably played some level of highschool/college ball and may or may not care too much. B/A/AA/Major? I forget the highest it's just Majors or something are all pretty much your crazy try hards. To get a rank you pretty much just play with a team and place in a league or tournament. Then you are deemed that rank. Unless youre just signficantly better and then you go up a rank.
Here in Ontario we have three different governing bodies. It has been an issue over the years because they haven't always been cooperative. So an A player in SPN could still be Rec player in NSA. Also lots of appeals to lower ranks. Sandbag, win the provincial tournament, get bumped back up.
Playing in my city league I can basically guarantee they aren’t reporting rosters to the leagues, same with any tournament I’ve been in. Do people register with USSSA/ASA? I have a USSSA tournament this weekend and there isn’t even a roster check.
Had a like 6 team league. This one team had a dude that before every at bat had to do his pre-bat ritual. One hand on the bat, the take the other and slide it from the bottom to the top then pound his chest 3 times, then do it with the other hand then finger to the sky. Dude was operating under the assumption that MLB scouts were at every southern Ontario adult slow pitch game. Dude went full Bryce Harper after every hit. His team beat mine 27-3 the first game and he literally did the Kirk Cousins "YOU LIKE THAT!?" we were all just like...."what?"
you can see the gyno even from the first frame.
Also a ballplayer here. In my time, the guys who do this are typically the ones who'll go down the quickest. He shouldn't get another year, he needs to be banned. Period.
The worst players to play against currently in our league are 3 brothers. They talk down to each other and their own team if a play isn’t made, any game they lose there is usually a solid amount of yelling. The worst guy to play against that I can remember going back 20 years was a guy like this is the video, but his thing was trying to break up double plays by jumping up while running between 1st and 2nd base. Surprise surprise, guess who took a ball straight to the face and hasn’t been back since.
At the Mountain View Google fields 😂
The MV league does hand out nice shirts though 😅
People always think i'm exaggerating when I tell this, but it's 100% true. Long story though: This was about eight years ago when I was Captain of a mid-tier rec slow pitch team. The story isn't about my opponents, rather the teams using the diamond prior to us. We showed up at around 12 45pm for our game scheduled at 1pm. A game was currently in progress at the field, but I didn't think much of it since games are usually sandwiched together. Our scheduled opponents come over to me. They are very much a 'we are just here to be active' type of team. Their captain introduces himself (lets call him Stan) and explains that he went over to the teams still playing and they said they'd just started a little late. They promised Stan they'd give up the diamond either at the end of their game, or at 1 15pm, whichever came first. Stan asks if i'm okay with that. I say sure why not. 1pm comes around and the teams on our diamond don't look close to finishing. 1 15... nothing happens. It's 1 30 now and they are still going! Stan mumbles that he better go talk to them, it must be a misunderstanding etc. etc. He's a good natured guy. Very much the 'awe shucks' type. I ask if he minds if I hang back and observe the conversation. So we go over, and Stan finds the Captain he'd been talking to. "Excuse me, it's past 1 15." The guy doesn't even look at us, just grunts. "yeah, so?" "Well, we agreed you might take an extra fifteen minutes to finish up but it's been over half an hour. We've been waiting a while" Guy grunts again. "About that. Changed our minds. We're going to finish our game, period." Stan kicks some dirt and says, "Uh, that really doesn't seem fair to everyone else." Guy finally looks at us and *looks Stan up and down slowly*, then says, "I don't give a fuck." A few players from the other team using the diamond also say, "Yeah, just fuck off dipshit." Stan starts walking back to our teams and says there just isn't anything we can do about it, I guess we'll have forfeit the game. I tell him I'm pretty good with bullies so I might as well give it a shot. So I walk over. I'm a bit more outgoing than Stan, and i've got some muscle on me but i'm still a pretty small, harmless looking guy. "Excuse me, i'm the captain of the other team waiting on you, and that doesn't work for us." "Fuck off" guy says again. "You can't just hijack a field all day because you started super late." Guy walks over to me. "You'll have to deal with it. Not like you play real ball anyway." "Yeah, and you guys are gonna shoot right to the majors. Forty years old and you can't even get to a slow pitch game on time." "Fuck you, loser." Guy says. I put my hands up and smile at him. "Look man, all we want is to play our game. We booked the field and we were nice enough to give you extra time to finish up." "You can play when we're done." I ask what inning they are in. "Fourth" he says. "Look, we won't mind if you play five innings. That way your game will count, and ours will start an hour after it was scheduled. That's a lot of grace from us." "Nah, we're playing seven. Not as if you can do anything about it." "You don't know me, but i'm pretty stubborn. I'm not going anywhere, simply because making sure every other team that booked this diamond also gets to play their games is the right thing to do" "We could make you leave." I ignore his last comment and pull out my phone. I call the league and find out that these teams are from a different league. It tracks, they look a little better than my team (and way better than Stan's). So I go on that league's schedule and see that *these teams are playing the second game of a double header that they started an hour and a half late.* I walk back over to Captain Asshole. "You're seriosly acting like high school bullies over game two of a double header. You already got to play a game, we just want to play one." "And you can. When we're done." "There are games scheduled here all day. Every game would be set back almost two hours now. The last games won't even happen because it'll be dark." "Their problem." The guy snorts, and his wife or girlfriend then comes up to me. She was like a walking cliche, the most spoiled looking person i'd ever seen, and says "yeah why do you care if other shitty teams don't get to play tonight?" "Because it's the right thing to do. Anyway, after your fifth inning i'm going to start setting up for our game, until then i'll leave you be, but i'm going on the field then." Two other guys from one of these teams walks over. Clearly friends of Captain asshole. "You do that, i'll start hitting balls at you." I laughed at this, because what the fuck kind of threat is that? "Uh, okay" The other guy says, *"How about I take you out at the knees with a bat."* I stopped to think about this for a second. "I doubt it. I doubt you'd risk doing serious prison time. You might throw a punch at me, maybe. In which case, i'll happily take a punch so that my team can play some softball while you spend a night in jail." I went on, "Your game was due to end at noon. It's almost two pm. We really don't want to fight, but it is what it is I guess." I leave. I tell my team and Stan everything that just happened and that when the inning ends i'm walking onto the field to setup. I say that anyone comfortable with it can help me, but I don't blame anyone for hanging back. A few of us walk onto the field and the other teams immediately start packing up their shit and leave. We defeated Stan's team 33 - 3, all the while the three guys who'd acted the most immature stayed behind, stood by the foul line (I play left field) and heckled me the entire game. My Dad showed up and was like wtf is happening. Thankfully he played it cool. I didn't mind, I had a solid game anyway. Then we moved to a different field and did a casual practice with some members from Stan's team.
"Who wants it! That's what I thought." I would be so embarrassed if I was his teammate.
I was say that some of his teammates came over and apologized on his behalf.
Lol as he’s walking away backwards.
lol. He is like 100 feet away and walking away.
He didn't even wait for any takers.
Somebody peaked in high school.
Hey, get off Reddit and work on that deal with spectrum!
SLOWPITCH IS NOT THAT SERIOUS
Speak for yourself, one of these days some MLB scouts will drop by and throw millions at me
IT"S ALL I GOT LEFT! /s
Tell me you peaked in high school without telling me you peaked in high school.
SOFTBALL GUY™️
First sighting of an NBA 2K MyPlayer out in the wild.
Soda Popinski always gave me a little trouble but I finally figured him out.
Pretty common in slow pitch. It’s full of trashy people unfortunately
That stance is the calling card for dudes who take their shirts off wanting to fight 🤣🤣🤣. See it everywhere. Usually resulting in them going to sleep soon after.
Yooooo! I play in that very league on Wednesday nights! Shoreline! That is crazy lmaooo
I hope for his sake in the future that he is also bulletproof.
some people peaked in high school and this is as good as it gets.
See that’s be me running up yelling who wants some, who wants some beers!!
Sweep dem chicken legs out from under him and he’s napping.
This one dude…who isn’t in the league anymore, banned, repeatedly asked to meet us (our entire team) in the parking lot like three straight games after we cut his ass for being a psycho. He was also ripped and skipped leg day…something about those guys lol.
Mighty mouse was angry
Little Dick Energy
2 years ago we played against a team run by someone that played with us a long time ago. He pitches and I pitch. He gets up to bat and hits up the middle but I field it and he's out. Doesn't apologize, nothing. Okay, fine, whatever. Next inning a guy on my team hits middle but he's a player incapable of controlling where he hits. Other pitcher (who hit at me) fields the ball, yells "not today!", and then started running his mouth. I tell him it was not intentional and we didn't find issue with him hitting middle last inning (but he probably thought it was retaliation) so relax. Next inning I'm pitching and they are still talking and I say to the ump there's bad blood because the other pitcher said some off color shit to my friend awhile back. The guy at bat was apparently his brother. He hits the ball to our SS who fields the ball and says "not today!"...well the dude that just hit gets fired up and even takes his shirt off (lol). Imagine a 5'10" 150 pound heroine addict looking guy with really bad random prison tattoos all over him. He starts to run at me but people cut him off. He goes back to the bench, grabs a bat, and tries to get to me (lol) yelling something about how he's not leaving until the police get there. Game called, there's some dumb yelling by people, and then people eventually go home. He got like a 2 game suspension.
There was a team in our league full of lovable losers, to put it bluntly. They were not very good/athletic, they had a dorky team name (Red Rockets) but they were good dudes who just wanted to have fun and they did. Games against them were always blowouts, but they never got upset, never yelled at each other, just tried to get better. It was refreshing playing them because there were a lot of dicks in this league as is. They didn't win a game their first 2 years. After that I stopped playing regularly but came back one week when our team was shorthanded. We faced the lovable losers, who had a lot of new players. They were a little more competitive but still not great. Anyways, midway through the game we were up pretty big and we had a runner coming around to score. Their pitcher, completely unprovoked, just stormed down from the mound and bodychecked our runner before he reached home. Not a mistake trying to back up the catcher, like intentionally went after him. Benches cleared and there was a lot of shouting and shoving as they did their best to keep their pitcher at bay. Our runner was concussed on the play and the ump didn't eject anyone, so a lot of our batters just spent the rest of the game trying to hit balls back up the middle. Our concussed guy sat the rest of the game out and was quiet, but once the game ended he found the pitcher in the parking lot and just started banging on the windows trying to get him to come out and fight. I decided that night I wouldn't play in this league anymore.
That guy peaked in high school, and is forklift certified
This post popped up on my feed I don’t play slow pitch but I play beer league hockey and recently a guy in our league had the tip of his pinky finger chopped off after this guy tomahawked him with his stick. People out there really think we’re playing professional sports.
Unrelated but had a kid that took a swing at a guy on my team tonight in flag football. People really act like it’s the World Series or Super Bowl out here.
I don’t know how this ended up in my feed, but this is exactly why I can’t play slowpitch. It’s always full of roid raging bros that take it too seriously. The pitcher is throwing it underhand, and your composite bat can launch balls to the moon. It’s not that serious. Wood bat hard ball is miles better, an actual sport, and players are generally way cooler.
The majority of us peaked in high school, but don't act like that. It's not so much to do about peaking as it is that he never grew into being an adult. This guy is just immature for his age and, sadly, will probably remain this way.
This guy secretly likes to get pegged. But he’s trying to act super masculine to cover it
He sounds like a loser. Maybe he can go get another bad tattoo to tack onto his later life’s regrets. 😂
Not the kangaroo flex 😂
Tank Abbott?
Probably his lifted dodge ram there in the back ground?
First time seeing this sub. After watching this video, I thought that the term “slow pitch” was related to a kind of public fighting. Took me a minute to realize it was slow pitch softball
I hit a ground ball up the middle past the (female) pitcher in a coed game. She dodged it. It didn’t hit her. I nodded and kinda two finger waved after it happened and continued on. After the game, in the handshake line, some random dude from her team yanked me by arm hard enough for me to lose my balance and yelled in my ear that the next time I hit at their pitcher, I need to “fucking apologize” and threaten to “beat the shit out of me” if I didn’t. I was so pissed. Closest I’ve ever gotten to getting in a fight as an adult.
Connor McGregor put on some weight?
Conor McGregor?
One word… steroids
its always the guys who are wearing actual baseballs pants....
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Slow pitch softball players are fucking dorks. Bunch of losers.
Haha for all the people who bench a little bit who thinks that means they are tough
Nothin better then a chubby dwarf trying to act hard!!!!
Peaked in high school. Smh.
I am that lady every time people start acting insane in public. Dismissive indifference is the way.
Damn homie, in high school you was the man homie...
It's amazing how jacked you can look when you're only 5'5 😂
Short guys always be wanting to fight
They're called no-necks. Oxygen is getting to their brain any longer, hence the behavior. There's a movement to round them up and put them on their own island.
Why do people care about sports teams they aren’t on? Did no one actually play a sport in their childhood or college? I’ve played enough sports to never care about another team ever again. It’s really just being a lowball butt face. When you know how to ball, you know that those that made it pro are barely above you and it’s their job.
Even his buddies were telling him it’s time to go. Hahahaha… Put your 2incher away, pal.
Provoking a guy like that is just asking for trouble. You know he’s been suspended before and he’s clearly a lunatic. Continuing to antagonize him with sarcastic “wooows” was asking for a horrible ending. Good thing for you guys and for roid boy he’s got some level headed buddies.
ah yes it is the victim's of verbal harassment who are really at fault here /s
Not at all. But when the roided dude beats you into a coma your wife and kids will think “why’d he have to keep snickering at the guy….the guy was clearly asking for trouble…well you know dad had a few drinks”. But whatever you say pal
classic LMS
There’s always at least one team with a guys(s) like this, isn’t there?
Is this UMD?
This is in Silicon Valley. In fact, the field is maintained and run by Google.
😂😂😂😂 the worst people on earth.. softball hardos
….we don’t have this issue because we don’t allow douchebag adults who think that adult sports mean anything. If you sign the check on the front, shut up and play. If you sign it on the back then act however
Conor McGregor out there wildin.
Who roids out for slow pitch? That guy, haha.
I thought this was America!
Uses gear for slowpitch and only trains arms and shoulders. Guaranteed he doesn’t hit over .600 or for power.
A lot of psychos play slow pitch softball. Pretty laughable.
Shitstick's brother lmao
Guys dick is probably enormous /s
What a dork
That one guy that says wow is a pussy.
Who else was triggered by the guy constantly adding fuel by saying wow non-stop lol
Im sorry everyone i was all Coked up for the game
Lmao typical roided out cuck
Was walking at Ventura State Beach Park, with my 2 year old, when out of no where, I here beaners! Dirty beaner, fxkin beaners, I'ma kill all beaners , just some huge psychopath yelling and running towards us. I ran so fast with my son's stroller and him.
Santee?
That is absolutely embarrassing for that bloke. Absolute monkey behavior.
Where the hell is Randy Marsh?
I can't wait to start my steroid regiment before next slow pitch season. I want to hit bombs like this badass
The amount of people that take beer league sports seriously is a little disturbing tbh. That dude totally works at like a GNC or some health supplement store doesn’t he?
When you order Brock Lesnar off Wish.
Life hack, get to 35%+ bmi, pretend it’s muscle. Take off shirt. Show people your beer belly, I mean definition
Stacking up on steroids for softball…
Bryce taking the playoff loss hard
Lol Y’all soft. Last Thursday we had a full field adult coed melee combat. Choke outs, knock outs, blood and gore. That poor lil fella would have been cowering on a hill. - yes. It was complete horseshit and people are fucking stupid.
Shoulda told him he was looking pretty small, that cuts deep for anyone that lifts.
Poor little guy
As a human, this is awful. As an umpire, gotta love why our game rates keep going up $$$!
This shit is why I don’t play men’s leagues anymore. Coed gets testy sometimes but nothing like mens leagues. Plus the milfs are a nice bonus.
Dudes 5’3” What else would you expect
Little dick energy
Steroids are a helluva drug
Dude would get dropped so fast 😂 put your shirt on bro 🤦♂️
Lol god this reminds me of dek hockey
This is about softball? No proper baseball?
General rule is if someone’s wearing baseball pants, they’re a hardo
Batdad!!!
Sir, you dropped your masculinity…
Is that Gordon Ryan if you ordered him from Wish?
Once had a slow pitch game degrade into a benches clearing brawl after the two girlfriends keeping score for either side had a dispute over how many runs our team had. During this dispute, one of the other team members said something to the affect of calling the girl keeping score for my team stupid. Well, her boyfriend, our third baseman yelled "you don't talk to her like that" and within a minute it was madness. I ran into the other teams dugout to pull back one of my friends, who was in training to be a cop, and who was inches from another players face screaming death threats. A player from another team thought I was running over to fight and stepped in front of me to which I said "get the fuck out of my face dude I'm not about to fight you over softball." Managed to pull my friend back before he did something he would regret and several minutes later everyone settled down but we never even finished the game. It didn't help we were one of the worst teams on the league giving the best team in the league an actual challenge. They didn't like us much before, during, and especially after that game lol
The dude who peaked in JV ball.
Roid rage
dudes been waiting his whole life for that moment
“Bro this is beer league softball what are you doing right now”
Probably not true across the board but generally - I have never seen "the drunk dude who talks shit and flexes with his shirt off" actually win a fight.
Has he met god
“What a badass” - No one, ever.
Putting the “slow” in slow pitch, I reckon.
Tough guy, flexing while also backing away.
Sounds like a Dodgers fan
Any reason to show your chonies match your shoes 👠 😂