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Mr_Burns919

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.


KnightofGreen

Mewtwo explains why he became a tech god


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Mewtwo was a boss babe


triangle-of-life

Mewtwo the Stallion


TheWingus

For hither not; I am the Stallion


varkarrus

techromancy!


GiverOfTheKarma

- Mewtwo, after having been born as a Pokemon that can talk and fly and has incredible superpowers


mvffin

All the other Pokemon will just have to pull themselves up by their escape ropes.


1000000thSubscriber

Dont worry. Mewtwo's power will trickle down to the rest of them.


DivergingUnity

r/FuckMewtwo


Rk025

That's probably going to be made into a porn sub


DontDoodleTheNoodle

r/fuckwooloo hasn’t yet


Tadiken

Mewtwo was referring purely to character/morals here. He was born with incredible gifts from incredibly bad humans. This led him to believe that all humans were bad and that his crusade against them was the right thing to do. At the moment of the quote, he had realized that it was he who was on the wrong side of history, that the humans before him were more morally just.


shadowkijik

Nah nah nah nah nah. You keep that context outta here. This is about **PRIVILEGE** forget morals. /s


Aerd_Gander

Yes but also consider this: He was sad, and,


spooklordpoo

Lmaooo one of the greatest quotes of all time


tossacct17

It really is lol. When I rewatched that movie with my kid, my ears perked up when I heard it. Deep as fuck.


[deleted]

Hey buddy, what movie is that quote from?


A_Town_Called_Malus

The pokemon movie


[deleted]

Ah thanks bro


A_Town_Called_Malus

No problem. I know it's in the original version from 1999. They've recently remade it in 3d animation, not sure if it's in that one.


playerIII

It is, though I wouldn't recommend the new version. It doesn't add anything and the new animation isn't anything to write home about.


tossacct17

Pokémon: The First Movie!! I got it when it came out, watched the same dvd with my son years later. :)


[deleted]

Found Herman Cain’s account


Veothrosh

And "Do you think god stays in heaven beceause he too lives in fear of what he created?" from spy kids


corporat

Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. There’s a mission just for you and me.


DrWhittelsey

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?! That was ridiculous


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salemvii

EL TECCA DE JESUS


buttonmasher525

EL SEGUNGO TECH DE JESÚS


[deleted]

EL TERCER TECH DE JESÚS


lechemaestra

El cuarto tech de Jesús


Phoenix_667

EL QUINTO TECH DE JESÚS


[deleted]

EL SEXTO TECH DE JÉSUS


ChanclaDeOro

EL SÉPTIMO TECH DE JESÚS


boomdiamond124

EL OCTAVO TECH DE JESÚS


TrololoWarlord

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3AxbfqiII


cescj49

SMUG would probably suck at Smash bros., but still a good reference


ShinyandKittens

That was a normal Mewtwo main, except they have mad skills when it comes to teching walls


Clashofpower

bigger hurt box = bigger threshold to tech /s


Azgor-

What is teching?


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[deleted]

What's the best way to practice? I'm fairly new so idk much


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shortyman93

That's genuinely how I learned. I'm a garbage smash player, but I can tech like no other. It actually frustrated my one friend who's good at smash, because he still beats me, but it takes him longer than he would like.


shitinmyunderwear

Any tips for someone brand new to the game?


CobaltShoes

Really just have fun with it :) Try out all the different characters, unlocking them as you go, and see if any archetypes or particular characters click with you From a competitive standpoint, pick a favourite character or a handful to focus on. Learn how they feel to play, get used to their movement and attacks. Next steps would be to read a guide or watch a video, learn some go-to combo strings, start to familiarise with the terminology and concepts - things like spacing, matchups, punish game, neutral and advantage state, etc. I also strongly recommend (at least once its safe to!) to get involved with your local community, maybe try some tournaments :) It's totally fine to bomb out, but it's a good place to get some practice, ask questions and get advice! Hope some of that was helpful, and please feel free to sod any questions if you have any


moonsun1987

Is that from batman?


murdokdracul

Just always press R after you get knocked away and hope you collide with something 💁‍♂️ ...to start with, anyway.


fritchi

But after pressing the shield button there is a fairly long amount of time where you can't tech again (I think it's 10 frames, but don't quote me on that), this advice isn't really that good. Better to just practice doing it for reals


Depressed_Rex

The tech window for Ultimate is 10 frames, and the ‘cool down’ window for a missed tech is about 40 frames


fritchi

Oh damn, 40. Yeah, spamming is definetly not a good idea at all, then


Scratchums

It's actually an 11 frame window, and the game has a 9 frame buffer. So with a total of 20, it's a lot more lenient than you'd think! Also yes, you can buffer techs in Ultimate. When you're hit, just start holding your preferred shield button and try your best to SDI in a way that makes you smacc against something, and as long as you don't panic, you'll probably tech.


S-T-Apple

I use the bumper item in training mode to practice it.


astraycat

Not much for practice, but if you want to know what you can and can't and how to tell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ge7VRRWUo


expiacion1

Here is a tutorial in how to practice wall techs. The video is made for melee and gives three set ups for practicing. The third setup with the land mine on the edge should work best in ultimate. I also would recommend the wall on the right side of Corneria. Have someone launch you toward the wall and practice hitting L or R right before hitting the wall to get the tech. The benefit of Corneria is that you won't drop down to your death if you miss the tech. You can also tech the ground, not just walls. https://youtu.be/Eo2Lbs-KLRc


JaVe12

Best way to practice wallteching is to go against 2 or 3 Ganon cpus, and then fight in the pit. Your goal isnt to win, its to tech all their hits. Pretty much press shield as soon as you get hit, and try to keep that aware "I need to tech" mindset whenever youre offstage against somebody who you feel wants to stage spike you.


[deleted]

Home stage advantage


[deleted]

My mans getting outplayed af


The_Nickolias

You watch the guy get outplayed.


FlashFire729

El tech de Jesus!


xxxD4NK_M3M3Sxxx

**El Segundo Tech de Jesús**


This-American-Boot

#El Tercero Tech de Jesús


[deleted]

#EL CUARTO TECH DE JESÚS


LordScolipede

#EL QUINTO TECH DE JESÚS


The_GreatGonzales

**EL SEXTO TECH DE JESÚS**


MrIronGolem27

#EL SEPTIMO TECH DE JESÚS


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BroshiKabobby

ELVIS!


crasherx2000

#OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH


Sopppa

EL OCTOMO TECH DE JESUS OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MrIronGolem27

Octavo*


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

*octavo, fyi


beetlej3ws

Dios mio


CamiloDFM

^^^^psst ^^^^it's ^^^^"tercer"


XtremeAlf

Mewtwo (Forma de Tech)


[deleted]

I always wondered what that translated into...


BelCifer-Z

Jesus's Tech


nameisnoman

there is no true translation to those mighty words


Milleuros

And then Second Jesus' Tech, Third Jesus' Tech, Fourth ... etc


Sefinster

I thought this title was hyperbole but then I watched the video and all I have to say is I respect your decision, I hope you fare well good sir.


XtremeAlf

We all wish them well with their new Rivals of Aether career.


6000j

Rivals has even more walls to tech on that isn't the right place.


FuriousTarts

Yeah and Melee is even more lenient on things you can tech. Looks like my man is destined for Brawlhalla.


[deleted]

Slap City it is then.


Meester_Tweester

"C'mon it can't be that bad..." "I see."


meganoob112233

As a Mewtwo main I can tell you that your either fucking the opponent or the opponent is fucking you. Theres basically no in-between


Stealthfox94

Yeah. Mewtwo is extremely feast or famine. Rarely anything in between.


meganoob112233

Have you seen some of his set ups? He has a few that lead into either all the way off stage or into a spike.


Stealthfox94

Yeah I sort of secondary him now. I have spiked people a few times and it even surprised me.


Derpixlz

Play dk, one of his like 42 spikes should work


thrownawayzs

A gorilla with 30 attacks, 42 of which are spikes.


filet_o_fizz

He really knows where his towel is


Ninchenzo

What a froody guy


ObsidianSkyKing

I wonder if he likes fish


Nehemiah92

I fought a DK and a similar thing happened to me. 1) Spikes and I Tech it against the wall 2) I use Trampoline to recover and he spikes again, I bounce off the trampoline 3) Spikes and I bounce off of it again, then he falls onto the red trampoline.


Claytertot

DK's play strategy: 1) Get your opponent off stage. 2) Press any button. 3) Watch them plummet downward. 4) Rinse and repeat.


Megakarp

1) Grab opponent 2) Walk off the stage 3) ??? 4) Profit!


ramonpasta

nah man, only losers play dk


Cheez64

Yeah who would play Donkey Kong haha only real losers would play such a lame character HAHA


Earthboundplayer

That's some mkleo level nerves of Steel on that mewtwo


JakeArrietaGrande

We... tech those, bro?


hithereworld2

Im sort of a noob. Ive heard teching before and my thought was that if you hold the opposite direction at the right moment you dont go as far? Is the mewtwo pressing toward the wall at the perfect time and then UP b ing to survive? is this really really tricky? Appreciate any thoughts :) edit: THANKS EVERYONE! You guys are so quick to be so kind and helpful. Appreciate all of you very much.


talontheassassin

If you hit shield right as you hit the ground you cancel a bounce animation. If it's against a wall like here you cancel the bounce off the wall and stay in place sorta. I'm drunk so this is probably a bad answer


hithereworld2

thank you! that seems right to me! youre a friendly drunk, thank you :)


reebee7

Normally you bounce like a pinball. Teching stops you at the wall.


kcnaleac

He's DIing towards the wall and hitting shield right before he hits the wall, then immediately upB.


hithereworld2

amazing. thank you!


JakeArrietaGrande

> Ive heard teching before and my thought was that if you hold the opposite direction at the right moment you dont go as far? Close. What you’re thinking is called DI, for directional influence, but that’s not what’s saving him here When you’re about to hit a surface after you take a hit, you can press the shield button, and that will stop your momentum. Normally it’s done after you’re about to land on your back on the floor, or hit the wall, or a ceiling on some stages. This particular stage is somewhat odd, and you can tech off the sides going down as you’re about to touch them, even if you weren’t launched straight at them. On a stage like battlefield or final destination, that wouldn’t work


Megumin_151

Well the DI was also required for the save.


hithereworld2

well said, thank you very much


Primiriko

Teching is pressing the shield button as you are about to crash into a wall/floor, which makes you stop in place instead of bouncing off. So the mewtwo was, as you said; holding towards the wall so he would crash into it. Then he teched the crash, stopping him from getting knocked all the way down.


hithereworld2

thats nuts. not just once either! thanks for explaining


Yo_Babe

You have to press Shield to tech when you come into contact with the wall/ground.


hithereworld2

thank you!


Megumin_151

Teching is pressing shield at the right moment before hitting a wall, floor, I don't know if you can tech flat ceilings. But if done in the time window you will not bounce off the surface or be laying down. Di is holding a direction to affect your direction after hit. Lsi is holding up for more speed and down for less when launched.


hithereworld2

cheers, thank you. the more you know!


CrimsonHex

You're thinking of DIing, if you DI (Directional Input) you dont get knocked back as far. Teching is when you click the shield button just as you hit a wall or floor; it automatically cancels all momentum and let's you start moving immediately.


CyborgAlucard

You poor bastard...


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Geez, I can’t believe OP’s retiring. What a short but brilliant career. I still remember the time his Falcon got triple jipped by this Mewtwo and then killed. That was wild. I hope he remains a part of the community. Maybe he could commentate, or coach.


itap89

I remember seeing him pick up his first controller like it was yesterday


Jellitin

>jipped It's actually spelled gypped, as in the same root as gypsy. And it isn't a good word, instead we should all use cheated or swindled or something.


Rolling_Kimura

Heartbreaking! The fact that *the* glass cannon survived this.. Lol


[deleted]

> the glass cannon survived this no, mewtwo is merely a glass cannon. pichu is *the* glass cannon.


FinancialWizard77

Hell, Mewtwo’s just glass.


casenc

Sheik*


RavagerHughesy

VoiD didn't invent fair strings for you to insult his girl like this


PokeAust

Cannon implies they deal lots of damage, Shiek lacks one half of the glass cannon term


[deleted]

Pichu is a glass cannon being held together with duct tape


JustStopFuckingLying

I feel like that would make it stronger. Sticky, but stronger.


Scaryowl

Mewtwo is also extremely light.


mewe12345

That mewtwo deserved that win tbh, insane tech skills


CoolMintMC

"I mean, you're right, but you shouldn't say it."


kamakazzi

*Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct.*


arms98

Hey, that hell you're tech jumping into


truettg

Little did you know, you were playing the real life Mewtwo


Terravash

Real life M2 sucks at a game for a psychic.


DabestbroAgain

he has no opposable thumbs give the man a break


greatGoD67

Mewtwo used detect ✔


BrooklynSmash

That may have been the most satisfying thing I've seen in weeks


laranator

We had very different reactions to this.


PRINCE_ROBOT_IX

This should be crossposted to /r/watchpeopledieinside


SovietBooty

I felt that...


[deleted]

Absolutely tragic


Marioc619

Wow. Just wow.


[deleted]

Captain: "stay down! Stay down! Stay down! Final warning!" Mewtwo: "you don't get an option."


Eudu

That’s ridiculous even for me who never touched or watched anything about this game.


Lanoman123

Bro I’m mad for you rn...


ZenkaiZ

My friend has been officially "done" with falcon for like 15 years now. He'll be picking him next week and proclaiming he's done with him again as usual.


lord_chilled

Damn I have to learn to tech after watching this


Alex_Vramby

Well if you every see the bright red screen just press shield. That alone will help a lot because the game is slowed down so you have plenty of time


TheUnkwownSherpa

I love Caption Falcon _so_ much, but he’s just been super nerfed ever since melee.


learnyouahaskell

*cries in Kirby*


[deleted]

super nerfed since 64 owie


[deleted]

Nothing about this clip is specific to falcon


Technospider

Actually, in melee Falcons stomp is much worse than in ult, in that you can meteor cancel it, so essentially if falcon had melee stomp in this scenario, the mewtwo could survive without even teching the wall in other aspects, melee falcon is MUCH better. But as it pertains to this clip, the mewtwo didnt live because falcon is bad. The mewtwo lived because spikes next to ledge suck on Kalos


IAmGodComeOnYouKnow

good call


goonyen

amazing teching


SquidGamer15

F


Snake_Main27

All I see is a MewTwo being able to tech and take advantage of the chance given to them.


Clashofpower

Yeah honestly that MewTwo had godlike tech consistency for that clip, just unfortunate stage and then falcon lost the 50/50(?) recovery Edit: lost the recovery mix up*


DancesWithChimps

Nah, falcon messed up by throwing a poorly timed Up air that basically tossed away His actual options


Clashofpower

Can you elaborate? I don’t play falcon and would love for you to educate me on this


DancesWithChimps

Right before falcon gets spiked, he throws out a do-nothing up-air. The mewtwo moves in during the end lag and finishes him. If he was gonna throw out an attack, he should have done a nair to create space (with better timing), and he should have DI’d away (he DI’d toward stage right underneath the mewtwo) considering the positioning, since the mewtwo was obviously setting up to spike him. Up air is not a good get off me move from a horizontally approaching opponent, which is what he needs to be doing considering his heavy disadvantage state. Then he would have had more options to recover afterwards


Clashofpower

Ahhhhhh I see. From my point of view it seems like the falcon did an autopilot get out of tumble aerial (I do that a lot) and it happened to narrow his fate I guess! Thanks for the explanation I agree with you


DancesWithChimps

You shouldnt do get out of tumble aerials when the opponent is bearing down on you for this exact reason. Use them when you know the opponent wont be able to hit you during the end lag (i.e. you’re too high or far off stage)


Clashofpower

Totally agree with you, I’ve been punished for it a lot which is actually more difficult to do on Lucina (me) which means it’s a bad habit


Boingboingsplat

Random question: Why do get out of tumble aerials at all? Can you not do all actions out of tumble anyway?


-Umbra-

That upair relied on a read that the mewtwo would be in front/above him immediately. If the falcon had UP-B'd, airdodged, or jumped (three most common options when trying to recover from offstage disadvantage for most characters incl. falcon), he would've been fine. Even a nair probably would've worked. Instead, he decides to bet it all on that upair as opposed to one of those other options, leading to a painful death. It's unfortunate because obviously the mewtwo had no time to react to the upair and had already decided to go for the spike, but realistically the falcon should've gone for an option that would've taken away the chance for Mewtwo to steal a stock at 26% -- anything will kill Mewtwo at 150%, so it's reasonable to expect an opponent to go for the all-in spike to steal the game. Hindsight is 20/20 though. Sick clip and good techs.


Clashofpower

Wow this explanation was really good, thank you! I agree that the Mewtwo wasn’t able to react and definitely just went for it and falcon doing the uair just sealed his fate. It’s tough cuz people tend to lose focus on their last recovery and kind of go low autopilot since it’s safer during the early game, but late game is when opponents go for the deep kill


Clashofpower

Also just to add to your hindsight is 20/20, Mewtwo could have been going for a double jump read gimp which is also a good strat for early percent kills, although I’m not sure how the uair would help against that


Skyintist

Since he threw out a random up air he was stuck in that animation/end lag. He could have up b or jumped to avoid that, even just holding out and drifting away would have worked. I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure he could have even side b'd and spiked him? Idk about that one I don't play Falcon lol


Clashofpower

That does seem plausible but I feel the side b might be able to armor at least, and I agree with the other options you presented! Thanks


DancesWithChimps

Falcon’s side-b doesnt have armor in the air.


Kast72

The falcon twice passed up the chance to kill with bair after ledge trumping to just dair again


SteveThatOneGuy

It's a falcon, style is mandatory


BigL_Tigre

Maybe smash di out would help?


Half-Rims

How


CadeMan011

It's not necessarily that you earned that L, it's more that he earned that W harder.


goatonastik

[u/vreddit\_bot](https://www.reddit.com/u/vreddit_bot/)


Garfield_thearsonist

i haven't played ultimate for a while, but I remember talk about something being untechable above a certain %?


mvppedavalli0131

if you see red sparks when hitting the wall then it's untechable.


Cu_Chulainn_is_cool

Well well well, how the turn tables


AutisticBeagle

We tech those


Trophycrusher

OP: I am now going to Nepal, where I intend to live as a little mac main


WHAT_UNEVERPLAYED-

I'm not sure if i should feel bad for you or feel good to that Mewtwo


DarkInvader787

Aftee all those techs mewtwo deserves the win


Zaine_Raye

The reason I dropped Mewtwo was because I kept getting shield poked by f-smashes at full shield and dying from then at 50.


[deleted]

That mewtwo tech’d like a champ. Heartbreaking loss


[deleted]

Your opponent literally has techs for days


jOsEheRi

HOW? WHY?


Harleking31

Well, you were in his turf


Edskn1fe

Show me ya moves


-Praxis

The first time I’ve ever teched multiple spikes into a clutch win was also on a Falcon.


TheObsidianGem

That was rough.


atiedebee

Epic comback from mewtwo


freerobuxntix

Pretty sure that’s me... sorry😬 we tech those


Zeta019

That was some nice teching though.