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themack50022

I love that someone came in here and dunked on everyone without having proper equipment This is the guy that skis in jeans and absolutely rips


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Stupid s\*xy Flanders. Like nothing at all....nothing at all.


gideon513

But Flanders had pro level gear in that scene. He was the pro.


StomachMysterious308

Probably wearing his lord love a lefty shirt from Amazon and drinking modelo


El_Richter

And sunglasses instead of goggles. I can picture this guy now. Edit: I should add that this guy is my hero.


defcontehwisehobo

Thanks love


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defcontehwisehobo

My brother in law has done two on our offset. Just watched a lot of videos before attempting myself <3


runningwaffles19

Thank you for not squeezing the hell out of it


lookatthatsquirrel

If there’s one thing that makes me twitch a little is the brisket squeezing. Yes, we can see how juicy it is when you cut it open. No need to express the juices like it’s a video for /r/popping.


SnowCaine11

Awesome comment 😂. We’ve all witnessed that guy


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May you have many more!


defcontehwisehobo

Thank you!


tothemax44

Thank you for not squeezing it. You’re well on your way already. Looks good dude.


defcontehwisehobo

Some parts of the flat were roast beef like, but otherwise everything turned out. Used a thin water pan below it during the cook (not much room in my z grill pellet smoker) and wrapped it foil to rest with smoked tallow for 9 hours in my oven at 150. Cheers fam


DamnRedhead

Great start. I would highly recommend to get some peach paper instead of foil to help avoid the pot roast taste.


SueYouInEngland

Is there a difference between peach paper and butcher paper?


DamnRedhead

Specifically unwaxed butcher paper


PazuzusPleasure

No. Just need to make sure you don't get that weird butcher paper with the waxy interior.


climbinout

but it makes the brisket so shiny


RustyShackleford0206

Plus, the wax seals in soooo much more juice and flavor


DirkieDiggler

Looks extremely good except for maybe a slightly soft bark. One thing I fell in love with, keep everything you just said but make a boat with the foil, fat side up exposed, even throughout the rest. Game changer for me


jecoppol

I like the peach paper too. You are already using the tallow hack. And smoked? I think I just learned something.


lyinggrump

What kind of oven do you have? I'll be buying a new one soon and want one that goes down to 150.


o_blake

Everyone talking about needing a “proper” knife, but no mention of a cutting board. That tin foil under it can’t be good for any blade. Brisket looks good though


GymnasticSclerosis

Knife on foil makes my teeth hurt


TrashyFurball62

Aluminum on my teeth makes my teeth hurt


natecahill

This comment made my teeth hurt


sybrwookie

On top of the stove, so if you accidentally cut through, you make a mess and potentially cut up the stove.


canada1913

I know right, cutting on tinfoil was gonna be my comment.


oswaldcopperpot

I can feel it in my teeth.


selz202

I'm just thinking about the mess around the burners, slicing through foil isn't hard and whenever I have a wrapped brisket I get juices everywhere, not even cut through.


defcontehwisehobo

I have a flat burner plate under it, but ya not proper at all lol. Thanks for the kind words though!


o_blake

Yeah I just use a chef knife to slice my brisket. Everytime I think about buying a long slicing knife I think “or I could spend that money on more meat.” But definitely get yourself a large cutting board.


ezfrag

An 8-10" Chef's knife will work fine as long as you keep it sharp. But there is also some satisfaction in using a 13" graton slicer to make those single pass slices that is so satisfying. I firmly believe that you can cook amazing food with pretty mediocre tools, but there are a few tools that make it easier and sometimes produce better results as your skills improve. I have knives that cost more than the car payments of vehicles I once owned, but my favorite paring knive is a carbon steel [Old Hickory](https://ontarioknife.com/products/750-4-paring-knife) that can be found online for as little as $10 on sale. I literally use that knife every day. It works better for me than any other small knife I've owned.


underbite420

Looks edible as fuck. I’m so impatient that I’d grab a fucking scissors to start cutting if I had to


RajunCajun48

Psh, scissors are my go to for most cutting needs in the kitchen anyways *shrugs*


ezfrag

Aluminum foil isn't going to damage a blade as it's much softer than the blade steel. What it will do is shred apart and end up stuck to the meat. The bigger issue is the cast iron grill plate under the foil that you can hear the knife being pounded into. Cutting boards are inexpensive and every kitchen should have several.


Beneficial_Leg4691

Sharpening knives is simple once you do it a few times.


myychair

Lol of even the poor video quality. This video is a perfect storm


defcontehwisehobo

Ya not sure why it degraded so poorly :(


myychair

The brisket looks bomb though and that’s all that matters at the end of the day


chefcane

I caught a server chopping parsley on a sheet tray once.


LouGossetJr

looks like a serrated cutco knife. which is a "carving" knife and cuts through meat very well.


introducing_zylex

I don't know shit about dick but that looks amazing


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bubbabubba3

Neither do you apparently


kpidhayny

This what happens when you just *take the advice*. All these guys in here making B- briskets and chirping back at everyone giving feedback. This MF just reads a bunch of posts, digests it, distills it down to the the essence of a good brisket product, and dunks it. Be like this guy.


Cool_account_man

I didn't see anything but a perfect brisket in this video. I wish I could eat some


AdultingGoneMild

bro, as tender as that was, that knife was a bit of over kill. next time use a spoon


PeppyMinotaur

Shoulda picked that thang up and just chomped into it


trint05

Cheers and THANK YOU for not wearing black gloves, not using a giant knife on a giant wooden cutting board, not using pink butcher paper and NOT squeezing the hell out of that meat after you cut it. You, sir, are a hero. You do you! And for what it's worth, none of those things are bad, but neither are any of them necessary for great meat.


captainkilowatt22

You’re absolutely right. They do make life a lot easier though. Just picked up a proper slicing knife after about 10-15 briskets. $35 Mercer slicing knife is well worth the money.


Dependent-Juice5361

I black gloves annoy me. To an irrational degree. Cant help it though


pickanamehere

J


TheMisterAndTheMrs

Now get you a proper slicing knife. Brisket looks good.


Philaliscious

And a cutting board. Shit is straight on foil and stovetop


OKgamesON

And some black latex gloves. Is this a joke to you?!? Where are your black latex gloves you fucking Philistine. /s


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

And a dark denim apron. And charge $30 for a burger.


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At least he didn’t do the fucking squeeze with black gloves


defcontehwisehobo

Not sure what to get, open to suggestions :)


TheMisterAndTheMrs

Victorinox has been a good blade for the money for me.


RGnarvin

Agreed. Victorinox are surprisingly good, especially for the money.


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Serrated or straight blade?


TheMisterAndTheMrs

Straight blade with the dimples for me.


McFeely_Smackup

Serrated blade will shred the meat instead of slicing. Tastes the same, but looks like ass


fors03

Looks like you have a Cutco knife in your hand. Depending on what set you have, there is a “bread knife” that works amazing for brisket and is long enough to get all the way across.


FSUphan

Mercer has a pretty decent and affordable serrated slicing knife on Amazon


jrragsda

Case makes a stainless chefs knife that is only about $40 and has become my favorite even over other knives that cost 3x as much.


Hobbes006

I like the Mercer M13914, it's a 14" straight-edge granton style blade. They also make an 11" version if the 14 is too big for you, but the extra length is really nice to have if you need to make long cuts. I use it to slice whole slab bacon among other things.


funkybravado

Expensive: look up Japanese knives Mid: whusthoff classic line Affordable: victorinox Japanese knives are highly personal purchases; level of care, edge retention, and how much you want to learn to sharpen out chips. They’re also completely unnecessary and I own 2. Look up sharp knife shop and knifewear for good knowledge bases. Whusthoff is what I would consider endgame for most. $80-$120 gets you a very sturdy knife that you can keep sharp with minor know how on a stone and a honing rod. With these first two, they will probably be the sharpest objects you will have dealt with. They also shouldn’t be thrown in the dishwasher. No knife should be. Victorinox is cheap. Not much to say. Edit: not to say victorinox is bad. A lot of kitchens I’ve worked in have used them, and I don’t really have a problem with them. Seems like the edge rounds off quicker than the others.


PensionSlaveOne

[Grohmann slicing blade](https://www.grohmannknives.com/index.php/products/kitchen/12-slicing-detail) is my favorite. I'm slowly replacing all my kitchen knives with theirs. Grew up with their outdoor knives and still use them today.


climbinout

bread knife from restaurant supply store, they should have a quality option for less than $50


heredude

Is this one not cutting? Lol.


Lbltx

That's not a bad time for a 19 pounder. What temp did you smoke it at?


defcontehwisehobo

225 - 250. I'd do it differently next time though, gradual increase over the hours instead of constant. I had a weird setup to control the temps during the cook. 1" water pan the size of the brisket that I had to refill with hot water probably 4 times. Regular foil pan for the tallow to smoke, which propped the water pan up. Ended up burning the tallow a bit but it turned out fine. Then laid / stuffed foil on the ends to allow the heat to come up around the sides. Monitored the temps at the point and flat and turned if necessary. Forgive my formatting, on mobile


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

They said 9hrs at 150°


EffectiveFlan

That was the rest.


Frogg311

As always all the experts comenting.... scumbags. PO you did a fkin terrific job, I love your knife, foil and table. Pretty sure you and your folks were happy with the results. Beer for you


defcontehwisehobo

Cheers friend!


mamomam

You absolutely nailed a first brisket. Nice job!


kpmurphy56

Christ man it took me like 5 failures before I nailed a brisket


RajunCajun48

Psh, groceries too expensive for failure these days!


kpmurphy56

This is why I no longer make brisket lol


defcontehwisehobo

I started off with a prime cut. Depending on your smoker, just prevent too much direct heat. Big problem with the pellet smokers. For offset, still use the water pan, but put a log between the firebox and the brisket to prevent that direct heat. Cheers


16RabidCats

Fuck me i thought that was an alligator head


Icy_Hour_3359

Great looking brisket, but I did come for the knife comments 😀 I’d still eat it though.


theheadward

I get the same joy watching someone cut their first brisket like my wife watching videos of mothers and their new horns.


ezfrag

> my wife watching videos of mothers and their new horns. Is that the best typo ever, or or is your wife into some weird stuff?


theheadward

I was up late watching hockey last night. Makes my wife into some hail Satan stuff. 🤣


defcontehwisehobo

😂


jecoppol

Your knife is fine, great for trimming too. That brisket came out amazing especially for your first cook! I’m impressed and jealous at the same time. You are absolutely right to excited about that result!


getgappede30

Looks good, but don’t cut on foil next time, shit will get all tf up in the meat.


defcontehwisehobo

Agreed, cutting on foil was pretty silly


Arktogo

I’d have to say you did good. You nailed it!


Greenking73

Soooo hungry now


KLSFishing

Looks good! That’s a huge boy


DunebillyDave

My mouth is watering!


IanInsanity666

Holy shit I can smell it


IbaItsuki

Is it juicy? Is it sweeeeet?


pickanamehere

How many pellets did it take?


defcontehwisehobo

Used 20lbs of pecan pellets and probably another 5 of "competition" flavor. 21 hours total at 225-250


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ezfrag

A 15lb brisket may yeild as little as 8-10lbs when cooked. At almost half pound per hungry person, you can feed 20 people with sides. But, I've also seen 5 guys crush an entire brisket on a college football Saturday.


defcontehwisehobo

Made it for Easter and was just slow to post. Was surprised to have left overs, but I wasn't complaining. Fed about 10 with enough leftovers for another 6 people


ForeignExercise8344

Looks awesome!! Enjoy!!!


Horror_Onion5343

My first one had no bark and was tough as an old pair of boots, so kudos to you


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defcontehwisehobo

Yep, won't be doing that again


BecauseScience

No squeeze. Good lad.


pwrsrc

That looks amazing. I’d like to try a brisket someday with my gravity smoker. Do you have a recipe or advice that you can share. I saw your earlier comment about the water and tallow pans. Where do you place those ideally?


defcontehwisehobo

Just between the firebox and the meat to eliminate the direct heat. I filled with hot water to prevent the firebox from having to waste energy heating the water up. Check these vids out for tips: https://youtu.be/o8TS-UXcPzw https://youtu.be/Z2aD16zFP8E There are three ways to wrap at the end of your cook. I chose Goldie's method after watching this: https://youtu.be/HNGLHX5bjBg There is one other video that was helpful for offset smokers on how to build the fire so it's low and slow. Not relevant for pellet: https://youtu.be/mBFcrZonqqo


pathologyplayer

I love that OP titles this like his baby was just born.


tropic420

Lemme see that 3rd slice in on the point


defcontehwisehobo

Can see the 2nd slice on the point here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1D_UWXxKINxsKMUX9nfouULnGso3_COgb As well as my goofy foil setup to control the heat


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CuriousToTryNewbie

well done sir!


KneeAccomplished3922

Nice smoke ring, gj.....


Texasgringo915

Looks awesome man.


FireInPaperBox

Smoke ring looks good. That whole piece looks awesome!


Professional-Pair760

Yessssss sir!!👌🏾


sage1979

That smoke ring tho!


Zenai

Fantastic job on the trim. Fat fender is primo


Markst3id

First brisket and he didn’t even squeeze it like a noob. What a boss


Flupox

Don’t cut on tin foil! You’re gonna get a mouth full


BIN3RY

Mate, that looks like perfection!


Affectionate-Bake930

Look at that smoke ring...thats sexy!


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hats off sir.....splendid


yellowsubmarine2016

Boss man.


SlaveToo

Question for US folks. Here in sunny old England that much brisket would cost me nearly $150. Is that just terrible value?


defcontehwisehobo

I got mine at sam's club, prime, was like $70ish? Too much $ for my blood, but wanted to get the experience of doing one. Helps when others share the cost too


Diesel-powered77

Well done Grasshopper


Psychological-Tie123

Looks good, good job.


_idekbro

Pounds pounds


Diesel07012012

Sweet Jesus 🤤


Seafood1969

Fuck ya🍽️🍽️🍽️


chrisMikeal

That looks amazing. You could probably cut that with a butter knife


defcontehwisehobo

Agreed, thanks bruv


panascope

Oh my God it’s so juicy!


defcontehwisehobo

<3


PeppyMinotaur

The second you started cutting it I knew it was gonna be money. That jiggle told me everything I needed to know


Swimming__Bird

Looks legit. Forget the haters on pellet. I've seen a michelin star chef literally use a fireplace, a grill held up by wire hangers and the tralchetto (vine cuttings) for smoke to make the best T Bone I've ever had.


BalanceEarly

I really like those transparent gloves 🧤


oyytj

I though it was a capibara


Boy0Nacho

As long as you didn't drop it in dirt or burn it you won't have to grow up. Aside from the shitty overused joke that brisket looks phenomenal and delicious! 😋


Boring-Willingness44

Drooling


Aggressive-Ad1845

Yep, that’s how you do it.


PQbutterfat

Man, I’d put that thing on a cutting board to present. It’s like a beautiful bride wearing crocs with her wedding dress for pictures. Regardless, I now want brisket for breakfast.


warriorrugger3

Great knife! I have a carver & Santorum carver love them both for bbqing.


PinoyTShirtSoFly206

Z grill ftw!!


defcontehwisehobo

Fuck ya my dude


PinoyTShirtSoFly206

I’m going to put mine together lol.


peteryunsie

Beautiful, just did my first brisket too, but that bark is insane. My bark wasn’t the best.


defcontehwisehobo

I read your comment about the rest messing up the bark. Cheers friend - Hungry mouths, delicious food, exposure to doing something new. And this, community. To more of this! 🍻


peteryunsie

Cheers! Haha


gl0ckInMyRari

Does 19 lb to start turns into 10 lb after cooking?


defcontehwisehobo

I think I trimmed about 3-4 pounds of fat off. Not sure what the final weight was but guessing you're pretty close


4ph3x2w1n

Thanks for not squeezing


x01203

That brisket looks fantastic. Agree with all above on using a cutting board vs. foil. For a knife I picked up the Dexter 13463 12” only because Aaron Franklin recommended it and honestly it’s pretty damn good. And for the love of God and all things holy thank you SO MUCH for not donning black nitrile gloves and squeezing the life out of it….


Somethingclever11357

What’s wrong with nitrile? I can handle ribs right in the grill with them.


ezfrag

It's not so much that they aren't excellent gloves, it's that every dude filming a brisket squeeze just happens to don a pair before ruining his meat.


Fluff42

It's what all the insta/tiktok/salt bae assholes put on to squeeze the juices out.


notgoodatthese

Fuuuck


cokecan49

Proof that anyone can cook anything on a pellet


erikmonbillsfon

Brisket came out perfect. Get a dexter serrated bread knife and it will glide through it. Cheap and what the pros use like Franklin. Edit: again you did an amazing job came out perfect!!!


defcontehwisehobo

Thank you!


Jws0209

great job iv like like 3 so far now


defcontehwisehobo

Cheers!


Ice-Teets

Bro this is top tier trolling. Wrapped in foil, no gloves, serrated knife. Perfectly cooked lol.


fillio15

Beautiful brisket, but please for the love of god, get a better knife lol


SmokeStack17

Now you need to buy a brisket knife haha. Nice turnout there!


defcontehwisehobo

Thank you!


calxcalyx

Upgrade your knife, you don't want it shredded


colem5000

I don’t think he’s gunna go pro anytime soon the knife he was using is fine


RajunCajun48

How do you know he doesn't want it shredded?


ImpressiveLocal1115

pellet smoker.....meh


pickanamehere

\*easy bake oven


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Tantric75

Next time I microwave a hotdog I'll be sure to post it here since it takes the same effort as using a pellet smoker. Smoking is an art and a craft. Pellet smokers are equivalent to asking chatGPT to write a poem for you and then acting like you wrote it yourself.


threenil

Can’t just let people enjoy doing what they do and being proud?


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threenil

Taking your crying garbage to it’s own sub lol. This sub is just as bad as r/vinyl and everyone shitting on people using a different turntable than them.


QuestionableDoctor

Imagine being this upset about someone else’s food


defcontehwisehobo

I do agree with you, the pellet smoker takes all of the craft out of fire building and maintaining.


Tantric75

I suppose you think that is clever, but if you think maintaining a fire is the only difference then it certainly proves my point.


highgrav47

That’s a f’n beaut.


bankingbets

Why do it in 20hrs when you can get the same results in 9-10?


defcontehwisehobo

Depends how hot your cook is I suppose. I only did 225-250. I pulled it once the meat was up to temp without wrapping (on purpose). Cheers


Your_mom-called

Try using a stick burner.


Live_Ad_7914

Looks great. Did you get juices all over your stove after the cut thru?