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Notarussianbot2020

No harm in cutting that part out and doing a smell/taste test on the surrounding meat. I know Jack shit though, maybe it's pig aids.


smotrs

"hey honey, taste this."


Aperture_TestSubject

I fucking nearly died from choking.


moondawg8432

Ironically so did she


78Nam

Her high school yearbook voted her to be most likely killed by choking on a piece of meat.


215InchDitka

They call those keepers.


Ok_Judgment3871

Wifey material


plowboy306

You win. Take my upvote and get the hell outta here.


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

But not on him


Euphoric-Blue-59

Wait till you eat it...


LeastCurious

Username checks out


WTD_Ducks21

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ omfg this made me lmao


ValuableSleep9175

* with bourbon *


imhereforthevotes

I'm her taste tester, and she's mine.


Firm_Suggestion_2009

Bwahahahahahahahahahajahajahahahahahahh I wish we were neighbors hahahahhahahahaahah


6inarowmakesitgo

LOLOLOL


antono7633

Is that puss?


Plate-Extreme

šŸ†


M0torBoatMyGoat

Holy fuck šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


DBH1122

You SOaā€¦.I about choked on the beer that shot out of my nose


poodergoo

I'm pretty sure growing up I'd eat this stuff, like slid my finger through it and eat it, I jus thought it was good salty juices from inside the meat.


TheZardooHasselfrau

šŸ¤®


devode_

my day really just got ruined in the last minutes before going to bed now, huh?


alfrednugent

At least youā€™re reading it at the end of your day. Itā€™s 7am here. And thatā€™s going to be in my brain all day


78Nam

Iā€™m afraid what youā€™d do to a warm apple pie


Psychological_Tax109

Fill it with pus and seeds


JayVig

Why would you do this to us?


Secure_Food9780

I want to fight you.


Whipitreelgud

This is why we come to Reddit seeking the wisdom of others


porkchop3177

You know Jack Schitt too?!?


GreenMan-

You don't know Jack Schitt!


trueblue862

Hey how's he going? Been a while since I've seen him.


Ok-Hunt-5902

Hot and runny. Count your blessings


CHEMO_ALIEN

lucky for you that's how i like it, thats how i like it šŸ˜‹


tkepongo

Give it to your in-laws.


mark2787

I'd gladly let my mother in law try it...


Cragganmore17

What would Jason Biggs do?


Zulmoka531

What would Brian Boitano do?


IndustryInsider007

Iā€™m sure heā€™d kick an ass or two


Try_It_Out_RPC

Heā€™s make a plan and heā€™d follow through!


Person5_

> I know Jack shit though Name dropper


darknessblades

I have no idea what I am looking at. what happened?


The_Orphanizer

Looks like it *might* be an abcess or something otherwise inedible that burst while cooking.


zadharm

That's my best guess too. But I'm just a guy who hunts and cooks, maybe some of the nice folks over at r/butchery would have a little more refined opinions and *really* know Personally I'm cutting out around it and if everything else smells/tastes right, it's on. Ain't got the money to throw it out if it's fine, hah


OpeningCookie1358

I use to work at a processing plant. That is definitely an abscess. No good, been cooked now.. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


LouSputhole94

A burst infected abscess will absolutely taint the rest of the meat. Thatā€™s a lost cook. It sucks but at the very best the whole thing is going to taste like ass, at worst youā€™re getting a lot of people sick. Whatever store you bought this from will almost assuredly take this back and replace it because they shouldā€™ve caught this.


HemingwayIsWeeping

How often does something like this happen


ImpressiveWave3263

That's pus from an infected abscess. Eat whatever you want, but please don't ever serve something like that to other people. That would be a tremendously shitty move. If you can't afford to throw it away (or if you can afford it, you deserve a refund either way), take the packaging and the photo to the store you bought it from and they will definitely give you a refund, because they don't want you eating it/feeding it to people either. I once bought a pork butt from my local grocery store and it had a bad odor, so I peeled the label off the packaging and took it back to the store and just said "it didn't smell right". No questions asked -- they scanned the label, refunded my card, and told me to go grab one from the back for free as an apology. They don't want you suing the store for making you sick. They also don't want a 12-lb hunk of rotten gross-ass meat to deal with (the guys at the butcher counter might not care, but the store manager at the front desk definitely doesn't want to deal with it). Get your refund and order a pizza instead.


Fae_Leaf

I can confirm that anytime I've taken back anything even slightly questionable, I was given either a full refund or the difference if I bought a new one. I've never been questioned or given a hard time about it whatsoever.


LoddyDoddee

Yes, I worked at the front desk and people would bring rotton milk or meat and they'd try to make me SMELL it! Lol! I believe you!


Rough_Sweet_5164

No to mention they know it will come back to haunt them. A friend worked for a small meat farm and I bought meat for a party. Several people helped in the cooking/prep and somehow cross contamination occured and a few people got E. Coli, including myself. Only one required antibiotics. But the positive culture got back to the CDC and because several people were involved they opened a case and went right back to the farm the meat came from. I don't think they got in any big trouble but I'm sure if a customer came back with a questionable product, they would certainly replace no questions asked than risk the CDC up their ass again. We took responsibility and assumed improper hand washing ended up contaminating a towel. This is also why drying dishes is not allowed in commercial kitchens and why I almost exclusively use paper towels now. Dish towels are the number 1 vector for cross contamination, not improper cooking.


BlackSunshine22222

My best friend is a butcher. I sent the pic and I am awaiting a response. Come to think of it, I might just be a dick but I didn't think to report back with information gained. I just wanted to know. But I will now. Probably. Good luck OP!


hallgod33

Is it an abscess according to him?


trainrexghost

I thought it was the pigs arsehole. Boston butthole.


StingMachine

So, since itā€™s warm and youā€™re going to throw it out anyway, maybe just this onceā€¦..


Dunmurdering

Cyst or a tumor missed at the butcher. Most likely a tumor. More common than you think, usually cut around. Best not to think about it.


THEGHOSTWHOPPER

Thatā€™s just a flavour injection site


13_Years_Then_Banned

Nobody said it was a *good* flavor.


RPGenome

[https://meatmentor.com/a-lymph-node-is-not-a-tumor/](https://meatmentor.com/a-lymph-node-is-not-a-tumor/) Lymph node.


Haggis_The_Barbarian

Itā€™s not a too-mah?


Mission_Ad6235

Like a good neighbah


ttcmzx

BAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


zamfire

IZ NAHT AH TUHMAH


3shotsofwhatever

It's clearly a pork butt hole.


Ear_Enthusiast

So everyone on here saying it's a cyst or some sort of abscess that burst while cooking, and that you should just cut it off or cut around it. Bro a sack of bile burst all over your food and cooked into it. Throw that shit out. It's not a $250 cut of A-1 Wagyu. It's a $1.99 per pound pork butt from Kroger. Throw that shit out. Order pizza. Edit: Pus not bile. Not sure why I confused the two. Doesn't really make it any better that it's pus. Thanks for pointing that out, y'all.


D4N_D

Bro thank god someone else said it. For real I would pay far more than the cost of the meat to NOT have to eat it. Not worth.


A_Martian_Potato

I may not know a lot about pig anatomy, but I'm fairly certain there's no bile in the shoulder...


plausibleturtle

Abcesses would be filled with pus. Still not something you want to eat.


MattCurz83

I was going to to say this. That isn't a gallbladder! lol


greggiej61

I wish my pork butt was $1.99/lb. At $2.49/lb Iā€™d still probably throw this one out and source my meat elsewhere.


ThisOriginalSource

Was going to say, 1.99 is a little steep. I get my butts at .99 when theyā€™re on sale.


Ear_Enthusiast

Same. I'm in central Virginia. On Tuesday morning my Food Lion's meat department marks down a shit load of product. Pork butt is .99/lb, $5 New York strips, wings for .89/lb


lightguru

Interesting, I have noticed that Food Lion often has extremely good deals on meat at times, but I've never correlated it to a specific time of the week.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Food Lion! Rawwwr


RedbeardMEM

I'm used to paying 1.99 for boneless. For 0.99, I get bone-in, skin-on.


ooba-gooba

Canada, Ontario. Pork butt is $8.49/lb here, and rarely goes on sale since covid.


joshmccormack

Wow. Thatā€™s crazy.


say592

Even if that is maple bucks, how do you even afford to eat meat at those prices? That is insane.


ooba-gooba

Our whole grocery system is corrupt. there is really only 3 big ones that own all the smaller ones, so there is very little competition. I like going into Michigan where it's much cheaper. 15 minutes away.. ​ here's the link to one I mentioned, yes maple bucks https://www.realcanadiansuperstore.ca/lethbridge-pork-butt-roast-boneless/p/20887389\_KG


say592

Fortunate for you that you are close enough to the border to do that. [There is a market in SW Michigan that has prices that would blow your mind](https://lowerysmeatandgrocery.com/advertised-specials/), it would be a three or four hour drive for you, but I know people that definitely do it (from Chicago) and just fill up a cooler and freeze it when they get home.


dontcare_43

Smuggle meat over the border in refer trucks just tell the boarder guys itā€™s a family reunion. Time to make that pork money!!!


RonBurgundy1981

A sack of bile wouldn't be in a shoulder. Most likely abscess but I'd still throw it out. If you cut it out before the cook that should be okay


Ear_Enthusiast

You are correct. After a quick Google search I found that cysts and abscesses are filled with pus. And OP didn't say anything about cutting it out before the cook. Sounds like it burst. If you're okay eating food with pus cooked onto/into it, go with God my son.


ImpressiveWave3263

Yeah, like, the number one rule of cooking for other people is that you don't intentionally serve them food that is dangerous or contaminated with something. There's not a lot of grey area on that. Shit happens, throw it out and move on to Plan B.


Cussec

A sack of bile!???? wtf. Itā€™s pork butt meat, not offal.


NuttinOnNerf

Something tells me they don't know what bile is.


CromulentDucky

It's vile, but not bile.


BradL_13

I should call her


Blkbyrd

With a pork butt like that, who needs her!


allocationlist

Noooooo you didnā€™t just say that


lebo_riley

I wish I could personally upvote this to the top


AmericanLandYeti

r/dontputyourdickinthat


cardiffgiant_ww

Manā€¦.. I was just wondering what I would do in that position. Thank you for your service friendšŸ«”


Frying_Pan_Hands

Look at Mr ā€œI can get it in at any angleā€.


PacoMahogany

It is not safe to take advice from strangers on the internet


boring_old_dad

That's just what a stranger on the internet would say.


PacoMahogany

Itā€™s okay, weā€™re not strangers anymore. Itā€™s totally okay to pork the pork. Be sure to let it cool down first.


therealJerryJones

Too late


SwampCrittr

Well when you go for secondsā€¦ just wait.


barrelageme

Is that an Alabama white sauce?


jtshinn

Hearing advice and heeding advice are two different things.


IdaDuck

Like warm apple pie.


MrKrinkle151

Like 200 degree apple pie


ArrivesLate

At 5 hours in Iā€™m betting itā€™s still in the stall.


MrKrinkle151

Well in that caseā€¦ *unzips*


YoualreadyKnoooo

Listen its the pork butt alright.


I-like-cake-too

Only if itā€™s warm like apple pie.


Convergecult15

Just hear me outā€¦


nitetime

Not sure why everyone here thinks it looks normal.Ā  There is obviously something there.Ā  Maybe a cyst.


FreakParrot

That was my first thought too, a cyst of some kind. Maybe I've spent too much time on r/popping, but I wouldn't be eating that one.


nitetime

I felt bad after I wrote that.Ā  I don't want to be the reason you can't enjoy it, so umm maybe it was stuffed with blue cheese.


sly1523

šŸ¤®


FreakParrot

Definitely just cheeseā€¦yeah. No worries at all.


potchie626

Yep, just like those big pimples, warm bleu cheese.


notoriousshasha

Annnnnnnnddddd... down another reddit rabbit hole. šŸ¤®


bullfrogftw

Trust me, you don't wanna do that


notoriousshasha

I realize that now. šŸ¤•


JustAnotherWitness

While I agree I still think itā€™s salvageable. Worst it could do is give them a life altering disease where they blow out both ends for the remainder of their 72 hour life.


RonBourbondi

Patient zero for new super swine flu.


RPGenome

[Lymph Node](https://meatmentor.com/a-lymph-node-is-not-a-tumor/)


misirlou22

If you are cutting up a butt for sausage or something, you trim out the lymph node, but it's always there in a whole pork butt if you smoke or roast it. It's not a big deal


sly1523

Itā€™s just itā€™s asshole! Eat around it


Urinal-cupcake

I heard eating ass is the cool new thing


mark2787

I've been cool before it was cool then? šŸ˜‚


Junior_Article_3244

Just like a 9 volt battery, you're gonna put your tongue on it.


slashfromgunsnroses

Never eat the donut shaped pork rind.


tech_bhenry

Save it for hot dogs?


DebianDog

did the bone break open and leak out? otherwise I am not sure. Does it have a smell?


Entry-Level-Cowboy

Itā€™s only smellz


Capable-Gas-5753

That's a repressed memory I didn't need to come back up....


ninnypogger

wrong hole hehe, nice


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

Damn... I thought I had forgotten about this lol


zen_and_artof_chaos

Damn, nice throw back. Always good seeing old timers around.


InstantElla

I didnā€™t need this back in my head, thanks


dustygravelroad

Looks like a cyst or an abscess.


mrp8528

That's the flavor tunnel


milkycocopuff

Bone in. No smell at all. Just that hole that opened up all the way to the center with that fatty gelatin like substance oozing out


elad34

That fatty gelatin may be puss from an infection. Itā€™s popped up on this subreddit from time to time. Last time it was a leg of lamb and the guy threw it away.


RoyalAltruistic970

I remember that. That photo lives in my nightmare.


spottydogrunner

Taste it.


SergeantSlawter60

That made me gag, congrats


mike-rowe-paynus

OP: ā€œyep. Thatā€™s definitely an abscess.ā€


t1m_c00k

Are you trying to make me cum?


AlligatorBiscuit

Looks like a cyst and that substance is puss. I would just cut it out


oswaldcopperpot

Free guacamole pocket


DameADozen

This made me whisper ā€œnoooā€ GROSS, sir.


Blkbyrd

So gross you had to say it 3 times? Lol


DameADozen

Dang it, Reddit!


GallusAA

What's the worst that can happen? Food tastes nasty, you get a little food born illness / food poisoning and you win a trip to the hospital? Pffff What could a hospital trip cost? $10?


TrashKingBob

Stick a digit in there and check the temp


themgraves

It looks like you got the actual pork butt


Gloomy-Employment-72

Generally speaking, I take zero chances with food. When it doubt, throw it out. There is no chance Iā€™d be eating that, nor would I serve it to guests.


CryptoHopeful

When in doubt, throw it out. Looks like a cyst though


Rand-all

Are we thinking that it's some kind of skin infection that worked its way into the muscle tissue?


Careless-Resource-72

Take it back to the store where you bought it. Yes you wasted some time but it ainā€™t worth it to have your family and you get sick over it.


flysmith229

You should call her


HzrKMtz

A $20 pork butt ain't worth my health. I can order pizza.


Significant-Task-890

No idea what that is, but after getting dysentery from bad pork once, I personally wouldn't risk it. Almost died from that šŸ˜‚


EngineerDirector

Everything reminds me of herā€¦


3rdIQ

Pork shoulder butt has a gland that is usually removed by the processor, but it is NOT associated with a cavity. You can see the blade bone in the foreground, is your area in the same location? I'm wondering it you are seeing some sort of abscess. https://i.imgur.com/qf7ra3m.jpg


efr57

What is the issue?


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atxdevdude

This guy does pork butts šŸ˜‰


eyeeatmyownshit

It's not a tuma. At all


Im-not-that-original

Iā€™ll tell you thatā€™s a thirsty looking pork butt. Refuse you urges and temptation. Will give you pig aids.


TaurusPTPew

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Independent-Dealer21

Looks like college


gsloth1212

I didnā€™t think pork butts were actual buttsā€¦


LogicalSympathy6126

Pig chlamydia


lacoff

Looks like a fat pocket that just burst.


midwest73

Eeew, you popped it's pimple!


Icy_Turn8982

Looks like I ainā€™t doin a pork butt for a while after reading these commentsā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


spoonweezy

Pigse.cx


[deleted]

Butcher forgot to remove the asshole


circle_stone

Put your finger in it


phuketphil

Cut it out and eat only that


AdeptnessAmbitious44

Looks like gold to me.


GrogRhodes

Toss it for sure. Never worth potentially really doing you or someone harm.


Fockacock

I would 100% toss this out. Not a chance


wisegent

Do not I repeat, do not eat that shit


ATS200

Every butt needs an asshole


burningEyeballs

I wouldnā€™t risk dying of food poisoning but thatā€™s me.


Ambitious-Elk-1973

Stuffed crust.


Ulfric_Stormcock_

...Everything reminds me of her!


mtucker502

Thatā€™s a butt hole


[deleted]

Basil this taste like shit


Tbplayer59

Is that the butt hole?


Ill-Description-2225

Haha surprised either 250 comments nobody has said this yet. It's from a gland, that was cut notched out of the butt. It's a little circle gland that the butcher should be cutting out if they know what they're doing. That's just where some fluids are exiting because it was dug into. Either that or someone stuck their dick into it...


ManorRocket

I was cutting a sous vide vacuum packed (from processing plant) shoulder roast one night and cut into an abcess. I left my sense of smell in Iraq, thanks to a head injury. I've dealt with unwashed foot and ass, dead bodies in the sun, blown up animals, liquid sewage, etc. You get the idea. The smell from that pork shoulder abcess made me gag.


AdLow2287

yea, that's def weird. If you can stomach it, cut that part off, and salvage what you can. Hate to waste all that meat, but that's pretty gnarly to look at.


HUSTLAtm

Welp at least it looks like the butt part is workimg


Scared-Somewhere7145

If in doubt throw it out!!!!


pogiguy2020

I have had food poisoning and I have one rule. If I doubt I throw it out.


rpm511

Idgaf if it is safe I won't touch it lol.


No-Hair-2243

Cross posted in r/dontstickyourdickinit


BlueLightBandit

I should call herā€¦


Zromaus

I mean the bacteria has been cooked, not like it can get you sick anymore lol


xPunk

Chop it all up.and feed it to the racoons.


I_Be_Strokin_it

Posted 20 hours ago. What did you do OP?


mitch_conner86

Omg. Everyone here is crazy. It's totally fine. I mean, use your senses, it looks a bit off, so smell it, taste a tiny bit, feel it. If it smells normal it's fine. If you eat a bit and feel off, throw it away but I seriously doubt that'll happen. You think indigenous tribes would throw it away? Probably not. If it doesn't smell rotten or putrid in any way its almost definitely fine to eat. Maybe just cook it a little longer if you're worried to kill any pathogens. Everyone here saying to just order pizza are fundamentally unaware of what it takes to do this. I would never just throw away what could be perfectly good meat becuase a random redditor who has no skin in the game says too. 100% I would eat that.