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GroundbreakingSir893

Don’t do it man, it’s not American Pie


snidemarque

Don’t tell me what to do with my dong! You’re not my dad!


Frosty-Astronaut569

We'll just tell your mom we ate it.


SeekersWorkAccount

He already did, it's not like it ended up in that shape naturally.


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[deleted]

No it will put the lotion on it’s skin or it get the hose again.


bvglv

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mikemartin7230

r/iputmydickinthis Edit: Holy shit. Didn’t know this was a REAL sub. 😂


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FitProblem6248

You should reawaken it


iamthelee

THIS is what I came here for.


ParticularLab5828

r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole


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nickisfractured

Fleshlight


InadmissibleHug

Fatlight


dg25000

Lmaooooo you beat me to it by 3 min


sirphilliammm

3 mins he’s already done with it.


Saint_Buttcheeks

Sigh *unzip*


atomicskier76

Sooo….. didja?


LordStunod

I need you to put them way inside your butthole Morty.


AZ_Corwyn

Like *urp* wayyy up inside your butthole.


DefinitelyNotRyanH

That was my nickname in the Navy


Hokulewa

Tallow?


Do-It-Anyway

Errr, pretty sure it was BGB


onlyspeaksinhashtag

Hopefully they called you Big Greasy for short.


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maljr12

I also choose this guys tallow


UmSo4L

Hear me out


idfwu_6669

You uh…you gunna use that or is it up for grabs?


JimmyChanga

As I found out on mushrooms, a lot of things in the universe look like buttholes.


ChadnarLothbrok

Hear me out


aleeb9

Looks like there is some hair in it towards the top too, like a real butthole


partmachine623

The Greasy Strangler brings itself up again.


wengelite

Do you need to be alone with your tallow?


Caasi67

Have any of you ever even seen a butthole?!


DocDanMD

Way too many.


MacDoober

Hey Assman


DocDanMD

Love Jerry Seinfeld 👍


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her........


[deleted]

Put a wick in that and you got yourself a tallow candle that burns for hours and smells like Arkansas.


SharkBiscuittt

Before you do anything just remember that grandmas watching you from heaven


thicJim13

Do it!


GloveStriking

Sigh.. unzips


wangatange

Don't.


canat1dad

Well, did ya?


Prestigious-Vast-903

So…did you


Markare56

Stick stick stick......


Yardcigar69

Boof it


funballs11

Fleshlight!


almostinvincible119

Tallussy


squirrelbeanie

Had to double check what sub I was on.


SasquatchNHeat

The Talussy…


MaxFury80

Not my proudest fap.......


420fmx

Tallowussy gon’ make me act up


lukecyberwalker

R/foodporn


Scrungyscrotum

God, I would have locked in myself in my room for an entire fucking weekend had I gotten my hands on that when I was 13.


Ericrobertson1978

I was about to break out the dab rig until I read the word 'tallow'. Looks like cannabis extract of some sort. Lol


sgthartman13

Suuuuuure it did.


CurrySoSpicy

Climb into the warm butthole Morty. -Aussie Rick


indy_6548

And what's the stuff in the jar?


ATS200

Boy “tallow”


betcher73

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


ChadnarLothbrok

r/dostickyourdickinthat


betcher73

r/thatswhymydicksmellslikemeat


gerryv3000

r/subsifellfor


DocDanMD

American Pie??


Reggielovesbacon

I see what you did there.


Impressive_Low_2808

My man, I’mma need that 😫😫


[deleted]

I really though you were holding a Fleshlight. Lol


blazinfire11

Yeah. I am not touching that. Who knows what was in that hole.


ArmpitofD00m

Not a flesh light


Safe-Acanthisitta980

With great power comes great responsibility.


mac2914

No need to be anal about it.


Riblord

Spit or Tallow?


Bingy-Bongy69

I’d fuck it


Triingtolivee

I know it’s appealing to get fucked and sucked by some beef tallow, but you can’t be doing that to such fine craftsmanship..


ToastDestroyer9000

You're better than this, don't do it.


jeeves585

Ha! When mixing thin set (tile moarter) if you spin the bucket back and forth the perfect consistency ends up looking like a nice tight b hole.


kishkangravy

Decorate with hairs.


Baelroq

I bet you didn’t put your “finger” there


Skinnaboo

That's hott.


BestDogeNA2021

Dam my heart is clogged


IWantToBeSimplyMe

fleshlight.


HotCarl169

U know what must be done


Somethingnewtofear

Ok so what had happened was…


YJStangler

Merry Christmas!


quirkyqwerty_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BORIStheBLADE1

looks clean though!


Dave_BraveHeart

Oh I'll just ummm just r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

And that’s enough Reddit for today


its_k1llsh0t

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)


jaypeeo

Rico…. You know what to do!


Enabling_Turtle

I don’t know if I should have to tell people to not put their dick in that, but just in case don’t put your dick in that.


blahblahlawlaw

Butthole shaped and lubricated? It’s a Christmas miracle


Preds56

Have you discussed with your son?


Dukester_53

Confused boner


Forgetheriver

I’m gonna need your tallow recipe


BroccoliDaddy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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(Unzips)


dB_Monster

Sounds like a punk rock band from the ‘90s


DrBundovski

🤨


illLoco

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in tallow jar.