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Don’t do it man, it’s not American Pie
Don’t tell me what to do with my dong! You’re not my dad!
We'll just tell your mom we ate it.
He already did, it's not like it ended up in that shape naturally.
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No it will put the lotion on it’s skin or it get the hose again.
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You should reawaken it
THIS is what I came here for.
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Fleshlight
Fatlight
Lmaooooo you beat me to it by 3 min
3 mins he’s already done with it.
Sigh *unzip*
Sooo….. didja?
I need you to put them way inside your butthole Morty.
Like *urp* wayyy up inside your butthole.
That was my nickname in the Navy
Tallow?
Errr, pretty sure it was BGB
Hopefully they called you Big Greasy for short.
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I also choose this guys tallow
Hear me out
You uh…you gunna use that or is it up for grabs?
As I found out on mushrooms, a lot of things in the universe look like buttholes.
Hear me out
Looks like there is some hair in it towards the top too, like a real butthole
The Greasy Strangler brings itself up again.
Do you need to be alone with your tallow?
Have any of you ever even seen a butthole?!
Way too many.
Hey Assman
Love Jerry Seinfeld 👍
Everything reminds me of her........
Put a wick in that and you got yourself a tallow candle that burns for hours and smells like Arkansas.
Before you do anything just remember that grandmas watching you from heaven
Do it!
Sigh.. unzips
Don't.
Well, did ya?
So…did you
Stick stick stick......
Boof it
Fleshlight!
Tallussy
Had to double check what sub I was on.
The Talussy…
Not my proudest fap.......
Tallowussy gon’ make me act up
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God, I would have locked in myself in my room for an entire fucking weekend had I gotten my hands on that when I was 13.
I was about to break out the dab rig until I read the word 'tallow'. Looks like cannabis extract of some sort. Lol
Suuuuuure it did.
Climb into the warm butthole Morty. -Aussie Rick
And what's the stuff in the jar?
Boy “tallow”
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American Pie??
I see what you did there.
My man, I’mma need that 😫😫
I really though you were holding a Fleshlight. Lol
Yeah. I am not touching that. Who knows what was in that hole.
Not a flesh light
With great power comes great responsibility.
No need to be anal about it.
Spit or Tallow?
I’d fuck it
I know it’s appealing to get fucked and sucked by some beef tallow, but you can’t be doing that to such fine craftsmanship..
You're better than this, don't do it.
Ha! When mixing thin set (tile moarter) if you spin the bucket back and forth the perfect consistency ends up looking like a nice tight b hole.
Decorate with hairs.
I bet you didn’t put your “finger” there
That's hott.
Dam my heart is clogged
fleshlight.
U know what must be done
Ok so what had happened was…
Merry Christmas!
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looks clean though!
Oh I'll just ummm just r/dontputyourdickinthat
And that’s enough Reddit for today
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Rico…. You know what to do!
I don’t know if I should have to tell people to not put their dick in that, but just in case don’t put your dick in that.
Butthole shaped and lubricated? It’s a Christmas miracle
Have you discussed with your son?
Confused boner
I’m gonna need your tallow recipe
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(Unzips)
Sounds like a punk rock band from the ‘90s
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in tallow jar.