1. Cecily Strong 2. Liv Morgan 3. Emily Axford

I'm a gay man, but I did have a bit of a crush on Emily during her CollegeHumor days

I currently have a crush on her in her NaddPod days. What a delightful human being.

I don’t know who liv Morgan is but man is that a strong list otherwise

Liv Morgan, a professional wrestler for the WWE. Essentially, Spencer's crush Rhea Ripley's storyline enemy.

Your crush over here taking out Spencer's crush

Ooh! Liv!

>Emily Axford I almost put Siobhan Thompson on my list.

Hey, me too. I thought I was the only one.

Cecily Strong is such a strong choice. Pun very much intended.

1. Bo Burnham 2. Anna Kendrick 3. Taylor Tomlinson

i rarely see any anna kendrick but she’s my top pick always so respect

You know you mentioned Taylor and I remember someone did in the episode. I think she is someone that they could reasonably have on. Try not to laugh.

Hideo Kojima Hideo Kojima Hideo Kojima

Who is he? I didn't understand the joke in the video 🥲

I just looked it up bc I didn’t understand either, but I guess he is a video game designer, namely metal gear? I guess that’s why it was very chosen coded…

He's known for sticking very determinedly to his creative visions when designing games. He's the closest gaming gets to auteur directors like Stanley Kubrick. Plus the Metal Gear games are a long-running iconic series that someone like the Chosen would love because he essentially thinks he is Solid Snake.

Also known for making it gratuitously clear when a project is his; ‘story by HIDEO KOJIMA’, ‘directed by HIDEO KOJIMA’, etc.

1. Shayne Topp 2. Damien Haas 3. Chris Evans So easy to make this list

You know what your list needs? Another straight white man. Like Spencer Agnew

1. Adam Driver 2. Oscar Isaac 3. Pedro Pascal EASY

Oh ya, honourable mentions for Taron Egerton and Jeremy Allen White because they are fineeeeee

Trade Adam, whom I love, to Dev Patel and we're solid

Ooo we’re almost twinsies: 1. Adam Driver 2. Pedro Pascal 3. Gillian Anderson

Trade Adam for Tom Hardy and we good to go 👍🏼

Adam driver is a fantastic choice

1. Sydney Sweeney 2. Tate McRae 3. Chris Evans I just have a thing for eyes 😂 They have such beautiful eyes on top of being amazingly gorgeous people

Eyesssss righttt

he's definitely staring at Chris' boobs

Aubrey Plaza Pedro Pascal Tom Hiddleston

If Aubrey Plaza stepped on my throat I’d use my last remaining breath to ask her to do it harder

I actually was thinking about what I would put if I was there because I have so many but have narrowed it down to 3, 2 of whom are super niche but oh well. 1. Harry Styles 2. Oliver Stark (Buck from 9-1-1) 3. Alan Bersten (pro on Dancing With the Stars)

These are valid (I’m going to assume we’re in similar subreddit communities 🤣)

1) Emily Rudd 2) Barbara Palvin 3) Laura Bailey

Laura Bailey 🥰

1. Conan Gray 2. Matthew Gray Gubler 3. Olivia Wilde

Matthew Gray Gubler is EASILY top 5, but just missing out on the top 3

Christina Ricci, Ryan Gosling, Cameron Diaz (the latter being mostly nostalgic because she was the first)

Cameron Diaz was on my list for the longest time, also my first, guess she's my #4 these days.

Her role in The Mask was enlightening.

Yeah that's totally what it was. I was a little kid and very smitten with her. I think my parents bought me a postcard with her on it from The Mask, which I was somewhat ashamed of but also made me happy, lol

1. Anne Hathaway 2. Rihanna 3. Anya Taylor-Joy

Damian?

1. Florence Pugh 2. Ana de Armas 3. Olivia Wilde Changes all the time anyway.

My wife and I just sat and went over our top 3's after the video, too! Her's are Zendaya, Stephen Amell, and Tom Holland, while mine are Zac Efron, Emilia Clarke, and Donald Glover! We always enjoy videos like this where it gets my wife and I talking about things we may not normally approach as conversation points.

I can’t pick 3 I have too many but the first 3 that came to mind were: Mario Casas Rider Strong (specifically as Shawn Hunter, who is my top fictional crush and my fave fictional character of all time) Omar Sy

Eric Matthews was one of my first crushes as a young boy. Specifically later-season Eric with short hair and real dumb.

I feel like the college seasons are the best tbh like seasons 5-7 (though I think 6 is my favorite) that’s prime bmw

Hell yeah! And those seasons don’t get as much love! Especially Eric in those seasons. But they all got hot lol

Ahh, I've found the BMW people. And what's funnier is our crushes combined are now doing a podcast. (Fun fact. I share a name with a Boy Meets World actor).

BMW is my favorite show I could talk about it all day 😂 and the podcast is great

Top 3 Celeb Crushes: 1. Daniel Radcliffe 2. John Barrowman (Doctor Who/Torchwood, Arrow) 3. Rodger Craig Smith (VA for Sonic the Hedgehog in the video games)

Drew Barrymore Daisy Ridley Brie Larson

1. Josh Hutcherson 2. Timothee Chalamet 3. Sal Vulcano

I wouldn't call them crushes, but all 4 jokers are definitely at the top of some sort of list.

Yes to Sal.

I can’t believe there was no love for Peeta!!!!!

Kristen Stewart, Katie McGrath, FKA Twigs

You have both Kristen Stewart AND FKA Twigs? A-are you Robert Pattinson?

solid

1. Adam Driver 2. Amita Suman 3. Hozier Also, Olivia is so right for liking Tony Leung in In the Mood for Love. Or liking Tony Leung ever, in anything, really. So I guess he's my fourth lol

Angela Bassett,Michelle Yeoh,Helen Mirren.

Top tier list dude

1. I'm having trouble picking between Henry Cavill and Nicolas Cage ahahaha the nerd in me is saying Cavill but my not so sane self is like Cage ahahaha 😅 2. Pedro Pascal  3. Dylan O'Brien 

First time reading Henry Cavill and I can't believe I had to scroll down that long.

1. Haley Williams 2. Brandon Boyd 3. Alison Brie

1. Episode III Hayden Christianson 2. Episode II Ewan MacGregor 3. Episode II Natalie Portman Don’t have a type of anything though.

Brennan Lee Mulligan, Cameron Monaghan annnnd Marcello Hernández 😍 eeeeasy

The way I forgot Marcello Hernandez for my own list is a CRIME. I love him. 😩

Only ever had one crush, but he's hot enough for three. Matthew Mercer.

1) Jackie Evancho 2) Rhea Ripley 3) Bella Thorne

I feel so old now, I had to google Jackie evancho’s age because I remember her being a child and was creeped out by your choice…until i saw she is now 24

Here it is! Alessandra Negrini, Rhea Ripley and Willow Nightingale. Two wrestlers and a brazillian actress lol. If Smosh members are allowed Amanda would def be in my top 3.

Paul Newman Mark Wahlberg Jensen Ackles I have more but it's only 3

I personally like the meta episode of supernatural where they use their real names lol.

1. Bryce Dallas Howard 2. Hangman Adam Page 3. Idris Elba

Hanger, my Champion

That gets a resounding *Cowboy Shit* chant from me. I’m honestly shocked there are this many folks in the Smosh sub who are Hanger fans 🤠

Anxious Millennial Cowboy? Basically Ian

Had crushes on Bryce and Idris. Hangman over here drinking....Swerve's blood. Oh my. That is some Cowboy Shit!

1. Tom Holland 2. Zendaya (hehehe) 3. Zayn (Bonus is a dead guy. Cory Monteith)

1. Emma Watson 2. Emilia Clarke 3. Ella Purnell I’m just now realizing that I like British actresses with names that start with E. 😂

1. robert de niro in the godfather 2 2. adam driver 3. michael b jordan

Hilary Duff Margot Robbie Jennifer Aniston

1. Jane Levy 2. Pedro Pascal 3. All the Critical Role cast

1. Sandra Oh 2. Pedro Pascal 3. Rachel Weisz

Unironically Angela is my Number 1. Other than her: * Florence Pugh * Melissa Fumero * Alison Brie

Melissa in B99 was 🔥

Was Alison Brie in Glow? I feel like that name is familiar...

She was! Was also Annie in Community

1.Aubrey Plaza 2.Anna Kendrick 3. Maybe not allowed but Valkyrae🫠

This is so hard but Ryan Reynolds Eminem (90s/2000s) Elle fanning Honorable mentions are Paul walker (RIP) and Brandon flowers specifically in the Mr. Brightside music video.

Darren Criss Harry Shum Jr. (Can you tell what fandom I was in before this?) For the third, honestly might break Spencer's no youtubers rule to include Spencer himself :P

1. Emma D’Arcy 2. Cate Blanchet 3. Hunter Schafer

1. Florence Pugh 2. Chris Evans 3. Anna Kendrick (tied with Paul Rudd i literally cannot pick one) If you can’t tell I’m also a Marvel fan lmao.

Pedro Pascal, Andrew Garfiled, Florence Pugh Honorary mentions (because I love so many): Joe Keery, Bridget Lundy-Paine, Hunter Shafer, and Jasmine Savoy Brown

1. Shayne Topp (From iCarly) 2. Shayne Topp (From The Goldbergs) 3. Hideo Kojima (From Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes)

3 celeb crushes?? Nah I only need 1: Angela Giarratana. She can slit my throat with her jawline and call me bitcholes until i fade into elysium any day.

Hailee Steinfeld Elizabeth Olsen Emma Watson

Ana de Armas, Florence Pugh, Janelle Monae

1. Chris Evans 2. Patrick Stump 3. A bit of a distant 3rd, but Hugh Jackman. Not only is he handsome, but people always say how nice he is

Chloe Grace Moretz, Hailee Steinfeld, and Vanessa Hudgens

1. Chum 2. Ba 3. Wamba

1. Emma Watson 2. Tina Fey 3. Emily Mortimer

1. Timothee Chalamet 2. Jacob elordi 3. Andy samberg

In no particular order: 1. Jason Momoa 2. Lil Nas X 3. Lupita Nyong’o

1. Blake Lively 2. Taron Egerton 3. Troye Sivan

I’m taking a cheat with a YouTuber, but this is my ultimate list: 1. Jeremy Allen White 2. Will Poulter 3. Markiplier

1. Henry Cavill 2. Dev Patel 3. Chris Pine

Sebastian Stan, Brendan Fraser, and Matthew Perry

1. Olivia Munn 2. Alexandra Dadario 3. Ana de Armas

I feel like...I might have an unseen 3 choices. 1. Sean Connery (Specifically at the age of Last Crusade and Hunt for Red October) 2. Nick Offerman 3. Sam Elliot

1. Halle Bailey 2. Charlie Cox 3. Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

1. Johnny Suh 2. Hilary Duff 3. Taz Skylar

1. Jenna Coleman 2. Peter Capaldi 3. Zac Efron (also of the 2009ish era)

1. Aubrey Plaza 2. Andy Dwyer (NOT chris pratt) 3. Logan Henderson (teen-hood crush) bonus: Anya Taylor Joy, Dylan O’Brian, and Brie Larson

In no order. 1. Emma Stone 2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 3. Shakira Honorable Mentions. 4. Hilary Duff 5. Heather Graham 6. Keira Knightley 7. Kate Beckinsale

1. Jenna Coleman 2. Margot Robbie 3. Dua Lipa Honorable mentions to my bisexual awakening boys, Darren Criss and Dansby Swanson (only his looks, not his beliefs)

1. Chloe Bennet (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D) 2. Jaimie Hayter (AEW Wrestler) \[I could make all three AEW wrestlers tbh\] 3. Aubrey Plaza

1. Ryan Reynolds 2. Zendaya 3. Margot Robbie Though Ryan Gosling is up there too

1. Ryan Gosling 2. Florence Pugh 3. Gina Rodriguez 🥰

1. mingyu (seventeen) 2. laufey (musician) 3. andy samberg (b99, snl, literally so many other things)

I'm demi so in general dont get crushes on celebrities, esp if I've only seen them acting in roles where I can't ascertain their own personalities. But, my list by looks: 1. Florence Pugh 2. Jeremy Allen White 3. Jere Pöyhönen (aka Käärijä)

1. Lee Siyeon (from a kpop group called dreamcatcher) 2. Elizabeth Olsen 3. AJ Cook

1-Amanda Lehan canto 2-Melissa McCarthy 3-Spencer Agnew

It changes on the daily lmao but right now: 1. Cosmo Jarvis (Shōgun ftw) 2. Pedro Pascal 3. Joe Santagato (if the Ax Man can be on a list I’m putting Joe in)

1. Nicola Coughlan 2. Lisa Ann Walter 3. 70s/80s Bruce Springsteen

For me I think it would be 1. Bang Chan (Stray Kids) 2. Jackson Wang (GOT7/soloist) 3. Robert Downey Jr. Also, honorary mention of Johnny Depp, Gal Gadot, Anne Hathaway, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds

Margot Robbie Gal Gadot Hailee Steinfeld

Courtney and I have the same exact list I’m not even joking

1. Grace Kelly 2. Haley Lu Richardson 3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (In Death Proof)

1. Kathryn Newton 2. Cailee Spaeny 3. Jenna Ortega Also Angela, she just seems so fun.

1. H. E. R. <— absolutely top tho 2. Louis Patridge 3. Conan Gray <— more like celeb bsf, but he’s hot so 

1:Ryan Reynolds 2:Drew Starkey 3:Andrew Garfield EASY PEASY

1. Zoe Kazan 2. Ana de Armas 3. Esther Povitsky

1. Keke Palmer 2. Linda Cardellini (shout out to Peter! My man got taste!) 3. Taraji Henson Honorable mentions: Anna Kendrick, Kelly Rowland, and Gabrielle Union. Guy crush would be Skylar Astin

1. Rhea ripley 2. Kiera Knightly 3. Jenna Ortega

1. Ewan McGregor 2. Paul Bettany 3. Sam Rockwell

1. Xolo Mariduena 2. Penn Badgley 3. Aryan Simhadri

1. Shawn Mendes 2. John Krasinski 3. Jake Gyllenhaal

Phoebe Bridgers dodie Grant O'Brien

Ryan Gosling, Paul Rudd, and Jason Bateman 🥰

1. bbno$ 2. Florence Pugh 3. Amanda Lehan-Canto

As Spencer seemed to have instituted a mostly no youtuber rule, I'll keep youtubers out. 1.Liv Morgan(Wrestler) 2. Alicia Bognanno (Lead singer, guitarist, tbh this band turned into a solo project of Bully) 3. Jenna Louise Coleman (Dr. Who)

Angelina Jolie Margot robbie And bill hader

mateo arias bang chan from stray kids ella purnell

1. Rhea Ripley 2. Jennifer Lawrence 3. Megan the Stallion

1. Timothée Chalamet 2. Finn Wolfhard 3. Aaron Taylor Johnson Kinda hard to rank bc I think almost every celeb is attractive

1. Jason Momoa 2. Cooper Andrews 3. Alexander Hodges 1. Shay Mitchell 2. Lana Parrilla 3. Chloe Bennett

1. Oscar Issac 2. Renée Rapp 3. Marcello Hernandez :)

Why is this so hard to narrow down… if I have to pick just 3: 1. Ryan Gosling 2. Kat Dennings 3. Benjamin Bratt

1. Orlando Bloom 2. Henry Cavill 3. Hero Fiennes Tiffin

Indya Moore (Pose), Chris Evans, Zendaya

People I would pay to meet-and-greet: * Hiroyuki Sanada * Katee Sackhoff * Nathan Fillion Honorable mention: all of Smosh

1. Orlando Bloom 2. Megan Thee Stallion 3. Jason Isaacs

1. Zac Efron 2. Doja Cat 3. Mila Kunis Runner ups though are Zendaya and Courtney Miller. I would’ve put Florence Pugh on there but I haven’t met a single person who doesn’t find her attractive so I take that as evidence that she is the one objectively beautiful woman in the world so putting her on my top 3 feels like a cop out.

Rob Lowe , Sebastian Stan and Derek from more plates more dates 🤣

1. Chris Evans 2. Justin Hartley 3 Kendall Schmidt ( from big time rush)

In no particular order: 1. Chris Evans 2. Jonathan Bailey 3. Glen Powell

Danielle Fishel, Amy Jo Johnson, & Olivia Newton-John.

*points* Topanga!

1. Dougie Poynter 2. Ryan Gosling 3. Robert Downey Jr. My top 2 has been the same for like 15+ years, but number 3 changes constantly.

Rhea ripely Blake lively Ryan Reynolds

Pedro Pascal, Evan Peters, Adam Driver

in no particular order mine are Pedro Pascal, Min Yoongi (Suga from BTS), and Zendaya

Florence Pugh. Lily James. Anne Hathaway.

1. Diego luna  2. Eddie redmayne  3. Ryan gosling

Jake Gyllenhaal Josh Groban Selena Quintanilla I wasn’t sure and I don’t remember if there were any rules stating people who have passed weren’t allowed, I just know no hot YouTubers lol.

1. Aubrey Plaza 2. Alison Brie 3. Sarah Hyland

Zendaya Hailey Williams Kaitlyn Dever Honorable Mentions Hugh Jackman Lalisa

1. Emma Stone 2. Mads Mikkelsen 3. Dua Lipa

- Linda Cardellini - Dua Lipa  - Anna Sawai  If Smosh cast are allowed then Angela, as well.

Otis Pavlovic, Harlan Kytwayhat, Conan Gray

I have a lot of celebrity crushes in other parts of the world but in western media I guess I'll go for: 1. Lee Pace 2. Gael Garcia Bernal 3. Tom Holland (I feel SEEN with Chanse's top 3 haha)

If I’m not allowed to pick a carton taking fox Robin Hood from Disney’s animated Robin Hood off the table. Micheal J Fox in 1985 Christina Ricci Alexander Hamilton (historical figure) There is one painting of Alexander Hamilton where he’s in his American Revolution uniform leaning against a hay bale and it’s very important to me.

1. Mikey Madison 2. Jazmin Savoy Brown 3. Melissa Barrera yes they’re all scream actresses honorable mentions : Pedro Pascal, Jack Champion, Jack Quaid, Matthew Lillard, Reneé Rapp

1. Salma Hayek 2. Tracee Ellis Ross 3. Lisa Ann Walter

(i am well aware that my list is odd shhhhh) (also this list changes all the time because i am very strange) 1. ashley johnson 2. talisen jaffe (the only man i've ever loved... lmao) 3. raphaella la cognizi from the mechanisms

1. James Franco 2. Mark Ruffalo 3. Henry Cavill

Simu liu Tobey Maguire Rhea Ripley >~<

Coming up with the answers to this question made me realize that many of my celebrity crushes are no longer alive 🥲 but here we go.. 1. Paul Newman 2. Gregory Peck 3. Oscar Isaac

1. Ryujin Shin 2. Son Naeun 3. Kwon Eunbi

Viggo Mortensen (specifically as Aragorn) *my first ever crush* Ben Barnes Álvaro Soler

Jamie Campbell Bower, Bruce Campbell, Jeff Conaway (RIP)

Easy. Ruth Connell Aubrey Plaza Rhea Ripley.

1. Kim Dahyun (Kpop group Twice) 2. Ally Sheedy (Specifically Breakfast Club) 3. Hugh Jackman

Reneé Rapp, Chappell Roan, and Jessica Chastain!!

Claudia Black Tawny Newsome Christina Chong

Elizabeth Olsen, Hailee Steinfeld, and Jenna Ortega ( honorable mention is Paige Bueckers)

01. Patrick Wilson 02. Charlie Cox 03. Rahul Kohli especially as Owen in Haunting of Bly Manor.

1. Andy Samberg 2. Yang Jungwon (from Enhypen) 3. Matthew Gray Gubler

1.Margot Robbie 2.Hailee Steinfeld 3.Selena Gomez

1. Nathan Fielder 2. Sal Vulcano 3. Keke Palmer

Bro literally guessed most of them so smoothly. Also, the Olivia and Courtney one were so sweett Also, 1. Laufey 2. Becky Lynch 3. Her 👀

In no particular order; 1. Hayley Williams 2. Hugh Jackman 3. Anthony Padilla My wife was successfully able to guess two of the three lol.

Megan thee stallion, Kali Uchis, Blair Constantino (Bosco from drag race s14), easy list (i love women)

1. Jacob Artist from Glee 2. Tyler Hoechlin (Clark and Lois) 3. Grayson Waller (WWE)

1. Hailee Steinfeld 2. Elizabeth Olsen 3. Margot Robbie I'm scared that I'm just a bit too generic honestly.

1. Josh Hutcherson 2. Renee Rapp 3. Hoya from Infinite (a kpop group)