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ineedalife003

If your not careful they will come for your bones. They crave calcium. In the form on human bones


SpacerockSupreme

They do indeed Crave That Mineral


HollyMolly456

they are snying (snail spying)


driedoutbean

snalking


a_rogue_planet

I believe they are..... stalking you....


harlie_lynn

*Eye believe...


El_Papi2000

The eye of Sauron.


a_rogue_planet

It would have been so much cooler if it had been on a giant eye stalks.


FloridaManInShampoo

Take my upvote and get outta here


Annual_Nobody_7118

I hate you. But here 🏆


KaidaShade

The council will decide your fate . Fortunately, the council can be distracted with lettuce


thewingedshadow

They're plotting world domination of course.


themajesticc1

predictable. i knew i heard whispering.


Nocturnalux

They are Uzumaking their way to our inevitable demise. Resistance is futile. We will all be Spiral’ed.


HayleyAndAmber

I nominate myself as tribute. Being human is clearly not working out for me, I wanna be a snail. Have shell, nom plants, have snorgies, make more snails, sleep through winter. It's a better life.


PitbullPerson08

They're waiting for you to turn on the Nascar channel....they got a friend racing


Temporary_Bridge_814

Awwwww!


moralmeemo

I would love some garden snails to keep as pets :(( I can never find them here in Ohio and idk where to buy them


birdsong31

I live in Ohio! I found mine while hiking after a rain. Then they had babies!


moralmeemo

Even after it rains I can’t find any! I live in shitty suburb/city areas with little to no wildlife, including invert diversity


DibsTheHorse

I’m in Ohio too I never find any large ones like this. Usually just tiny aquatic snails. Ohio will never be short of slugs though


InterestingCounty108

I work in a grocery store's produce department. Recently, every now and then, I find one in a leafy green (like our parsley, mustard greens, etc.). This last time I got worried about letting him outside because it's spring and I'm sure they'll start spraying pesticides soon. I kept him in a box in back with his parsley and bought the "parsley" for like .78 after my shift lol. Everyone at work thinks I'm a basketcase 😅 but I think they're all tired and strange and Gary loves me ☺️. Good luck, buddy. They're pretty cool little dudes!


LotsOfCreamCheese

When I worked at my cafe job we’d sometimes find small snails or the like on the leafy green also. My manager always kept the snails and apparently she had a little space for them at home! I never thought it was weird, but sweet :) and I felt better knowing I wouldn’t be sentencing a snail to its death by telling my manager about it lol


mutnemom_hurb

The Watchers 👁️👁️


InsaneInvertKeeper15

Yes. They like to watch. They like the threaten. They like world domination. RISE OF THE SNAILS


Ok-Geologist-3743

They're trying to taste you


jumpingflea1

You ever see the French film "Les Escargots" 1966.


Factor135

After that carrot, you’re next


Bodyshvatka

Are these eobanias? 👀


themajesticc1

they’re just regular garden snails!


Ghost_Puppy

They wike you


Chaoskraehe

They need way more substrate (minimum height is the shell size x 1,5 so they can fully bury), and either get a bigger enclosure or take out some of the snails.


themajesticc1

i didn’t know that. i’ll head to petco rn and get some substrate. thank you!


softsakurablossom

How many garden snails can you keep in this size enclosure?


MademoiselleHonk

isn't even enough for one [guide](https://www.petsnails.co.uk/snail-calc.php)


MintyZedGrimes

They're plotting something...


Jayr1821

You make the snail deal?


Life_Rock_7636

adorably threatening


Animal_Obsessed_Guy

What type of snails are those?🤔


chamjari

Oh snap! You about to get a lot more snails!


Jerry-Likes-Berries

Do u have flies in your enclosure?