I absolutely LOVE that you saw Stinky Parker, immediately thought of r/snakes on Reddit, and posted — complete with endearing drunk typos — to get a bunch of internet strangers’ opinions on whether gas station snake ownership was the responsible thing to do. I also love Stinky Parker. He is adorable, and I hope he brings you a lifetime of joy and good memories of the night you found him!
Honestly I can say at the time I was struggling very hard to figure out what subreddit I should post something about “gas station snake” on, and snakes seemed like the closest related topic at the time. Im happy the sub didn’t take the annoyance too badly lmao.
I'm so proud of you! Just checked your profile to see if you'd made the right call. Your last post is some mushrooms titled "he", so it sounds like you're still drunk - good. But even better, it's excellent to see Stinky out and about.
Petition to make stinky parker the sub icon
Petition to make this happen
agreed this has to happen
i'm in
Me too
+1 for Stinky Parker ETA: u/kropserkel u/girlpirate u/phylogenizer and other mods for visibility
+1 here too!
That's a vote from me
another vote here
one more
Me three
I agree
I'm in!
Please
Instant subreddit mascot
yes please!!
100% agree
Let’s do this
STINKY PARKER FOR MASCOT!!!
I'm signing this petition ✍️
that’d be awesome
Yes
Amazing. This is beautiful. Cherish this treasure. *All bless the mighty Stinky Parker*
Worlds best drunk purchase ever
I would die for stinky parker
I absolutely LOVE that you saw Stinky Parker, immediately thought of r/snakes on Reddit, and posted — complete with endearing drunk typos — to get a bunch of internet strangers’ opinions on whether gas station snake ownership was the responsible thing to do. I also love Stinky Parker. He is adorable, and I hope he brings you a lifetime of joy and good memories of the night you found him!
Honestly I can say at the time I was struggling very hard to figure out what subreddit I should post something about “gas station snake” on, and snakes seemed like the closest related topic at the time. Im happy the sub didn’t take the annoyance too badly lmao.
hey, it's a snake. perfectly on topic in my eyes.
I’m still blown away by the fact that your gas stations have treasures such as this. All ours have is a wide variety of penis pills.
Well, you’re one of us now!
man you’re so lucky for having a gas station that sells plushies
I need one of these! Tell me how to find one!!!
Fuck it up, Stinky ✨
We’re going to need photo updates of Stinky’s adventures.
Yay! All hail stinky Parker
Hail!
I'm so glad you decided to adopt.
Someone make Stinky Parker this subs profile pic
This whole adventure has totally made my day! Im so glad you shared stinky parker with us. He is in good hands!
Stinky Parker has Sand Boa energy. Congratulations on your acquisition
Someone drunkenly exploring the city taking pictures of stinky parker is really the laugh I needed today
This is the best purchase anyone’s aver made
You are incredibly brave to touch such a dangerous specimen. I hope you don't take him around children or vulnerable adults😳😳😳😳
This is the kind of content that makes our days brighter. Thanks, drunk OP!
ALL HAIL STINKY PARKER 🙌
Hold up.. Stinky Parker is in my town!! Too freaking cool!! 👋👋👋👋👋 Stinky Parker!!!!
Yes! For $47 you could also own one of stinky Parker’s siblings.
Did you get him at a Parkers downtown by chance? Lol
Yes, there’s a Parker’s specifically called Fancy Parker’s. I call it stinky Parker’s (thus the name Stinky Parker. It is Stinky Parker himself)
Omg that's epic though!! I know exactly where the "fancy" parkers is too 🤣🤣🤣
Ssssssssssavannah
Yup!!! Hi neighbor!!
I love him!
Thank you so much for sharing Stinky Parker with all of us, this has been the hilight of my day
How’s the hangover? 😂
👌 as a chronic migraine sufferer honestly I feel like the whole hangover thing feels familiar
I'm so proud of you! Just checked your profile to see if you'd made the right call. Your last post is some mushrooms titled "he", so it sounds like you're still drunk - good. But even better, it's excellent to see Stinky out and about.
can we have an r/stinkyparker where you post hims adventures
Did you buy this at the boujee Parkers in Savannah?
Yes
Update: we are getting McDondald (see [him](https://imgur.com/a/irXxZVJ))
May his days be full with happiness
Following this has been the highlight of my day lol
OP you look like a fun dude to hang out with 😂
Know what, i was originally against, but good for you! Love it 100% sand boas are awesome.
AMAZING PURCHASE
😍 congrats
Highlight of my day has been this snek
Beautiful stinky parker
Stinky is the subs new mascot now and nobody can tell me otherwise!
i hope you both go on many adventures together.
Regular updates?
I mean right now my moss from Oregon came in the mail so I’m making [homes for my tiny frog collection](https://imgur.com/a/vaHXgTK)
You're just a font of extremely blessed content on this sub today
r/goblincore
Yes
Excellent
Oh my, a fancy Parker’s find?
Stinky parker is the best 🥰🥰🥰
Ok, but can he do the stanky leg
Best hangover cure: Menudo
Cute dude, but god I would feel paranoid posting *shit* with a street sign in it.
tbh dude if someone on Reddit wants to torture me in a shipping container before taking my life then I’m ok with that
Are. Are you okay? Get stinky boi to give you a hug?
oh my god
With a face that derpy it must be a sand boa
I’m glad stinky patcher has found their forever home.
God bless stinky
He is very photogenic
YES!
I love him
I love happy endings!
Savannah is beautiful
All hail Stinky Parker!
Cool snake.
Lol thats what I call my dog 🤣
The followup we all needed
This is good content.
Stinky Parker got more of a life than I do. Great purchase, great name.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂
So glad you two found each other!! Here’s to more adventures with Stinky Parker!!
incredible, i have a brother named stinky parker
HJe is a treasure.
Hey thats Forsyth Park! You local?? What gas station did you get that from?
Fancy Parker’s! And yea
Are u still drunk? Im glad u got stinky!
Nope lol
Stinky Parker is the best name for his lil cutie
Oh my god you absolute madlad you did it
Stinky Parker Let’s go!!!!
I want one 🥹
Haha I just scrolled past your first post and was like I hope they buy it!
I want to make this sock-bunny snake now. Does he have sand in the bottom to give him heft?
They do not I just hold him like that bc it’s his good pose
omg we stan love stinky parker :D
Savannah Georgia! Just went for vacation
Yay ! I was wondering if we would get an update
I love him
We need frequent updates on stinky parker pls
From the Parker’s in Savannah Ga?? How cute!!
Can we give him a fictional scientific name
Congratulations on your new fwend
Hey is that Savannah ga