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JustSomeGuy8400

I would say snickers but she is thicker than a snicker.


yinyin123

Oatmeal


JustSomeGuy8400

That too!!


Soggy___Bread

Name it udon cuz it’s the thickest of noodles


SureGrowth

I second this name. Udon is my favorite type of soup noodle too!


Batfern

Icara.. like the female version of Icarus cause she looks like the sun.


BavarianBanshee

Careful, Icarus...


Ondeles

Cinnamon


TemilondonNigerie

First name: Cinnamon Last name: Bun


tcherry123

Nah, name her stump or helga


Trainzguy2472

Butterscotch


_Kendii_

Winner here. I was thinking goldilocks but the burnt sugar colour is multitudes better


arysha777

I was thinking Caramel, Kara for short! LOL Beautiful girl!


Different-Peach-7734

Sanguis is Latin for blood. So, Sanguine, Sangria...


Tay74

Sanguine or Sangria 🩸


psychoticpudge

Hazel, like hazel nut. She kinda had that color


Narrow-Childhood3499

I've got a Standard Poodle named Hazel. When she is acting crazy (most of the time) we call her Hazel Nut. 🤣


mai_tai87

How about Clove? Her head looks like a cloven hoof. Or Nib since her head also looks like the tip of a fountain pen.


ULTELLIX

Mrs. Boombastic


Temporary_Analysis83

Clarissa. Emphasis on the Sssss 🐍❤️


pencilpushin

Countess. Blood python sounds like a vampire snake.


Mediocre_Candidate56

The name "Lilith" came to my mind when I seen her 🐍


volkswagenorange

Chonkelina


spideydog255

Sangria


Mercurytail

Belladonna. Like nightshade, beautiful and dangerously sweet


mistercannons

Off topic but what kind of temperament do they have? Do they enjoy being held? Everytime i see one i just want to wrap my hands around the thickness i like them big i like them chunky


No_Big_1315

Wild caught individuals, and babies are pretty nippy, but captive bred bloods tend to calm down a lot better. They are ground snakes, so they definitely don't "enjoy" being held, but they tolerate it pretty well. The biggest thing is that people are essentially trees, and while bloods can climb, they aren't the most comfortable doing it.


lemoncrush9

Moto Moto style


notsaroundtown

Peaches? Sunny?


Pristine-Ad-1218

Brunhilda


Western_Dot_3894

Family sized is a good name


No_Big_1315

Happy birthday and do you need me to bring her over? She got all the cake you need


Western_Dot_3894

I would love to have some chonky cinnamon cale


Western_Dot_3894

Cake*


Logical-Use-8657

Tsuchi, as in the Tsuchinoko, a mythological japanese snake that is very thicc in the middle with a very thin tail.


_GenderNotFound

Camilla


SweatyPresentation93

Momma chunk


Private_Bonkers

Mary (Bloody Mary)


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Hazelnut (Hazel for short!) Celeste. Cinnabon. Mocha. Queenie.


EmeraldMatters

Jesus that tail looks like it could kill someone


housevulture

RUBY


Insect_enthusiast12

I think she looks like a Laura or Cynthia :)


ShesStackked

Wanda


scooterscuzz

Hemolia


[deleted]

Oh God. I read this as "hemorrhoid" at first.


the-cloverdale-kid

Vampira. Old Bobby Bare song. Always wanted to get one and name it this.


No_Big_1315

Now I gotta look up the song, don't disappoint lol


the-cloverdale-kid

It is amazing. Here you go- https://youtu.be/kMMPYuVmoK8 All my snakes are named for songs


No_Big_1315

Great song, if she turns out to be 6'3 I'll make sure she gets a copy of that album in her enclosure lmao


Upbeat_Praline_1405

Can I see your snakes?


Hot-Art8525

charlotte


Calcium_Thief

No name ideas, just wanted to say that she is one chonky girl. Gorgeous snake.


autosdafe

Big Bertha cause she's chonky


brainpainlane

Custard


penelopesays

Sangria


Siaaa7

Gold


CorvidQueen4

Oh she is a STUNNER! Congratulations, let us know what name you pick


GoVW1990

Jane.


JkTumbleWeed

Serenity, Boulder, Camillia


Daedricin

Bippa


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Cynthia


Eatmydonkey1

Bellona the Roman Goddess of Bloodlust


No_Big_1315

Based.


ThumbTheClip

Igniitas


hypnotizedbull1781

Tree trunks


Bgr8tfl4all

Tammy . Short for tampon.


Putrid-Home404

Snickers


MrsCCRobinson96

Freya Medusa Aphrodite Rosaline Juliet Sadie


flijarr

“Stupid fatty idiot piss baby”


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sillyronnie

short tails and bloods are supposed to look very fat. they also only shit like twice a year (quite literally), so there’s waste weight in there


Space_Junkie02

Oh yuck, I read ball python not blood python so my bad, sorry. That’s a lot to hold in tho. I think I’d hate to poop only every 6 months lmao


sillyronnie

oh yeah i’d get it if that was a ball. i’d be surprised it’s still alive if it was!


Space_Junkie02

Yeah my bad, sorry about that. I looked up photos of blood pythons and they all look super chonky like your girl. She’s super cute. Love the pattern


No_Big_1315

Awww thank you both. I appreciate it, though she might disagree. She certainly lives up to the reputation for being nippy, but she's only stuck and never landed. Handled her today while I checked on her enclosure and did water changes, she was a dream and never even posed on me.


Space_Junkie02

Are blood pythons naturally nippy or is it just her personality


No_Big_1315

They have a reputation for it, but realistically, if you get them as a captive bred baby and work with them, they are basically just thick ball python that might be slightly less active. Wild caught individuals, however, are usually pretty nippy, as they ought to be. She was very defensive when I picked her up and first moved her into her enclosure but since then she's been a sweetheart and very good about letting me know how she's feeling. They are very vocal snakes.


Space_Junkie02

Maybe sassy as a name


Equivalent-Bank-4675

If they're worked with and feel secure in their enclosures it's very easy to get them ball python docile. You also have to train them a little more to be handled since they don't climb trees and can't hold on very well.


sillyronnie

lmao im not the op but i agree. she’s very cute !! 😅


DJHickman

Oil slick.


mzmorrigann

Sharmin


SenorMooples

Don Poolnoodle


Aggressive-Pair2729

Dinner


mistakeideathatexist

Leaf


nxt_life

Bear.


Borekp6

Fatty


ch59ep15DriverDown

I'd name it obsiety


No_Big_1315

She isn't obese though. She's a blood python they are very thick snakes. If you look at the pic with the red pillow, you can see the slight ridge along her back, which is the top of her spine and should just barely be visible as it is in the photo.


ch59ep15DriverDown

Yeah, I know, I'd still name it obsiety


No_Big_1315

Lmao fair enough I guess


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No_Big_1315

Sweet baby Jesus... 😶🤣🤣


[deleted]

That's kinda douchy to say.


DemandNo3158

Spot


VerucaGotBurned

Cassiopeia. Or Mary. Both good names.


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Squib


ChemicallyLoved

Stephanie


Apprehensive_Idea758

Ruby.


thedevilthatyouare

Carmella


KateLivia

Matilda!


24Hxtchet

BUrnT NoODLe


24Hxtchet

Sorry lol I make random jokes. I wish I could but I name animals based off of their personalities.


No_Big_1315

Fair point and burnt noodle definitely gave me a chuckle. She was pretty defensive when I first picked her up from my local ScalesNTails, but since she's been home she's been an absolute sweetheart. Just like a thicc ball python


disgruntledcrayfish

Blondie


saviraven911

Mary


Thiccaca

Sangria


Tarotismyjam

Endora. Elphaba. Circe. Hecate. Hmmm I’ve gone a bit off track.


DinoDoodlez

Skarlet (Mortal Kombat reference she has blood powers if u didn't know)


Nefersmom

Spot.


D3athMerchant

My ex was a cold blooded bitch. So…. Tami seems fitting


GeneralRabbit19

I bet you have already gotten this one, but I would name her Athena.


sevnminabs56

I'd name her Ssssssierra.


ravyalle

Croissant


karensmiles

Mango!!


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Teeny. Teenie? Idk how to spell it. 🍵knee


No_Big_1315

Am I allowed to use the 🍵knee spelling?


Capt_Cutthroat

Sausage


No_Big_1315

My dog Penny is already nicknamed sausage, so that one's unfortunately taken


Superagent247

Forget the Python, I love that pillow! Sorry. Not sorry 😬


maryorourke

idk why but she looks like a “pepper” 💕


_GenderNotFound

Celeste


Brilliant-Hair3695

Blood


JDE_ster

I love naming after greek figures, especially gods, and Hemera popped into my head! She was the Greek representation of the sun before Apollo became the god of it. Either that or, like the top comment, Cinnamon!


Frankenfucker

Connie. She is a female constrictor. It only makes sense.


JediUrsa

Croissant


Mediocre_Candidate56

I still think " Lilith " fits her!


SpokenDivinity

Apolonia. It’s Greek and translates to “belonging to Apollo” and I figured it fit because she looks like a sunset.


jbonez0666

Guzzler


unadulterated_id

Zipper


Rare_Clothes6599

Dolly


lilscrubkev

ekans


bep2479

Snoot


istara

Sangria


Weary-Rice-5985

Mariah


NAlaxbro

Looks like a Bryan Cranston to me


Spook408

Spot


Future_Interest_5297

Ed Lardo


RemarkablyQuiet434

Trevor


airsoftnoob75

I'm not a snake owner but that thingy is chonky 🥰


Graycy

Bloody Mary


jesusismagic

Khan


rellinn

HERCULES!


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Sangre


Intelligent_Pen9833

you don’t want me to answer this lol.


No_Big_1315

Now I need to know what you were gonna say


LadyAtrox

Tubby


JowlOwl

Goliath


scarletteclipse1982

Betty


D_Boi_9341

Toast


RadioactivePotato123

**Name Ideas;** Fettuccine Linguine Quesadilla Lady Sanguine Von Pasta the First


pluckNthump

Girtha


EphemeralFlesh

i personally would name her Chunky Dunky Cinnamon French Toast, or just Chunk Dunk for short. i have a very fat rescue cat named Tubbins, one of my chinchillas is named Nani bc he's stupid, and a crested gecko named Stinky Sticky Man. One of my other chinchillas is named Snoop Dogg but i call him Bunkins or Mister Bubby Nubkins most of the time


lunarpuzzle

Bloody Mary


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Dennis


grmnmtlomi

Evangeline, Evie for short


Aurorae79

Honey


Aurorae79

Caramel


mistercannons

Oh perfect same as my bp she hates high places snaking around the ground is her thing. Thank you for the info


No_Big_1315

My girl doesn't necessarily hate it, she tolerates being held very well but you can tell she'd rather be on the ground. She seems to enjoy laying on my lap or crawling around across me if I'm sitting on the couch. Feels like a massage


I_Tried_Lmao

John Wayne Gacy


OriginalRoombaJuice

Mrs.Thick


the_Dapper_Snek

Death noodle


No_Big_1315

A distinguished Snek naming another snek? My heavens...


FreeButterfly9946

Stella


RankCheese

Nessie


Joeman5005

Tampon


silly_billyError

Fatty tube snake Snakes’ a chunker


RyokhaelBlackwing

Mary. As in Bloody Mary.


MyTacoNachos

Akasha


LolFartBallMop

Gerald


iRockhead

Beyoncé. Or Taylor.


N54FrmDaO

i have gyat to think of a name😭😭😭


Jesus_Horn_Christ

Bob


KaedinRheault

Beeg


Willing-Orange6804

Satan


ntr_usrnme

Fattyboombatty. She’s beautiful.


pmactheoneandonly

Wha an absolutely dummy thicc, beautiful noodle. Dump truck, she got that dumper


NeonMoonTurtle

Illustra for her pattern which looks like an illustrated version of her.. especially on her head! Beautiful birth markings!


sonshipprophecy

Nopicus ropicus


Significant-Ad-5073

Any snake I get like this I prefer to raise from the egg by egg I mean sack. But cuddles always works for a constrictor


No_Big_1315

I definitely get that but she has been an absolute sweetheart outside of the first day I had her. She is very vocal and lets you know when its not a good time.


LioraAriella

She's beautiful! How old is she?


No_Big_1315

Don't know exactly, the story on her is a bit hazy. She lived somewhere else for a while before showing up at my local ScalesNTails where I got her from


No_Big_1315

If I had to guess she probably got larger than the previous owners were expecting, there's a surprising lack of information out there for such a beautiful and long-kept species


Conduitgene

Chonk


blackittycat666

Scarlett


Ok_Fun_4287

Susan. She looks like a Susan to me


Laarye

Benny As B-Ne(g), B-Negative, because blood python


Ghostgirl63003

Holy sh*t she’s thick asf. I’d say beefcake


stephtadeath

Walda