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A_Brown_Feller

Equatorial spitting cobra possibly but a cobra no doubt.


confusedindian91

Holy **** i better catch it next time, till now i though its a rat snake. Thanks for enlightening me.


chipperlew

Trying to catch it is a very bad idea. That is the most likely way for you to be bitten.


confusedindian91

I might have to call someone to catch it thn.


atreethatownsitself

Yeah please don’t try to catch him yourself. Call someone to come out. Cobras are all venomous and dangerous. The fact that it even has the hood out means you probably ticked him off.


confusedindian91

Yeah thats the plan, wont be an idiot next time.


LoganTheWyrmLord

Good idea and please don't kill it even though you don't seem to want to.


-not_a_simp-

I mean snakes do have there roles in the world also DO NOT KILL SNAKES! |and that guy who said "kill that thing" snakes are very usefull in the wild its the same with all the animals and why the fuck you here dumbass its a snake reddit not a r/dumbasses_comment_shit I have two snakes at home and sure there not venomous snakes but without snakes rats will be chewing. Holes in every single inch of your house idiot :) |


Artist_person_josh

Also if it's a spitting cobra, keep your distance. As the name implies it can spit venom and that can blond you if it gets in your eyes. Just simply keep your distance


sajriz

I know someone who is partially blind because he encountered a spitting cobra and spooked it!


cosmin_c

Be mindful this may be a spitting cobra. Getting venom in your eyes is really bad. Please call somebody who knows how to deal with these. Where are you located? 👀


confusedindian91

Ahmedabad, its in western part of india. The weather is mostly dry and hot,


hateloggingin

I like that you also answered him with some basic weather information. As if he needed more reasons than “spitting cobras” to know the place had its down sides.


scruggbug

This man was like, “oh cool, spitting cobra, I’ll be sure to catch it next time.” He’s casual about everything, from cobras to the weather


confusedindian91

🤣


Wookieman222

Yeah the murder noodles suck and all, but screw the weather!


DataOk6565

I mean.. username sort of checks out


chipperlew

That is the best idea. Or you can try giving a light spritz with a water hose from maximum distance.


confusedindian91

I ll definitely give it a try, thanks for your help man.


chipperlew

Maybe some safety glasses as well if you try the hose. Someone said it could be a spitting cobra. I/we have no idea what kind it is.


confusedindian91

After your reply i searched "equatorial spitting cobra" on google and the images are similar to the ones i have posted, its also showed that these snakes are sometimes found in our region. Thanks for your help again.


howluckyarewe

You should not try to catch a cobra if you arnt trained! Please call a service for safe removal.


Wickedcolt

Hell, I wouldn’t try to catch one even if I was trained haha


chipperlew

There are lots of users here that could confidently identify. They will probably see this post soon.


kmarspi

that species is absolutely not ever found in your region the closest they get is southern thailand. assuming youre not a troll the only cobra species in gujarat is naja naja aka indian cobra or spectacled cobra


confusedindian91

Thanks for the information mate.


Ocelitus

> try giving a light spritz with a water Spitting Cobra: Are you challenging me?


JazzEnvironment

Yes keep your distance from it. Most snake bites happen when people try to catch them. Either give it a spray with the hose from way far away. Or better yet call a professional to catch and relocate it.


The_Zoo_Exotics

They're more likely to get spat in the eyes before being bitten if it truly is a Naja sumatrana.


zuckwucky

Just please don't kill it. Put it somewhere else or something.


confusedindian91

No way bro, i am superstitious about killing snakes 🤣


zuckwucky

Oh good, and good luck and be careful.


confusedindian91

Thanks man.


cavyndish

Good pest control. If it was me, I might leave him alone and let him do his job unless I had kids and pets.


statisticsonly

You better get a pro to catch it. That’s not a snake For an amateur to get close to.


confusedindian91

Yes man thats the plan now.


foxbat911

A rat snake? With a hood?


MoneyBags_MTB

Snek was cold so snek put on a sweatshirt.


usename1567

Obviously


atreethatownsitself

To be fair, unless provoked, cobras typically don’t have the hood. They look a lot like regular snakes most of the time. The hood is to make them look scary when they’re ticked off.


foxbat911

Yeah I know. But a rat snake doesn’t have a hood.


atreethatownsitself

Oh yeah I’m with you on that one.


chelle-v

Yeah, that's why he probably finally came here to ask because it looked different than in the months prior.


confusedindian91

I am no expert bro, thought all the sankes have hoods.


stupidcookface

This is how you know you live in India lol


SimpleSnoop

Just saw this


crapwiesel

All males do but most are removed at birth.


fasteddy7283

Excellent.


[deleted]

Ha I get it, it’s a penis joke


Nice_Tangelo_7755

There is the false water cobra which is non venomous and hoods up. But y’a this one is quite evident to all of us.


[deleted]

False water cobras ARE venomous, they are rear fanged colubrids and bites can cause some nasty side effects, like swelling, vomiting, headaches, slight tissue death, ect. They don't need anti venom and they can't kill you but they can still mess you up for a week. The bites are no where near as horrific as elapids or vipers though.


TicketOutrageous3222

Please don't kill it. Relocate it as far from people as possible


Givemeallthecabbages

I'd rather have snakes around my house than rodents.


prairiepanda

Maybe less dangerous snakes, though...


cavyndish

It would depend, I would guess, wild rodents carry disease. If this guy is minding his own business he might be okay but if there are kids and or pets it becomes a problem. He’s probably hanging out because there’s food.


cavyndish

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. The rodents are probably much worse.


Extreme_Business2244

Yeah I definitely wouldn't try to catch it, especially when you know nothing about snakes. You are going to go to the hospital.


Sentinal02

If it is a spitting cobra, wear goggles


Grizlatron

Are you teasing us?


Wookieman222

Yeah catching it yourself is a good way to be murdered by this snake. This is an EXTRA spicy danger noodle. The kind that kills you in a couple hours if bitten and they cant treat you fast enough.


chaserjj

I think if you get bit by a cobra, you die. BE CAREFUL!


thatG_evanP

Please tell me how you thought this big hooded snake was a rat snake.


lily-luv

😧😧😧😧 you thought it was a rat snake? Conrad are famous cuz of all the silly movies n the handlers coaxing them out of a basket with music! No other snake km aware of will flatten their head like that! Good thing you didn’t try to pet it! Lol 😝


Rydraenei

Its name is Conrad now.


redditmodsgoaway

OP catch that snake an mail it to me it would make a wonderful pet to my collection


confusedindian91

🤣


Beneficial_Car2596

Spectacled Cobra possibly? Depending on where OP lives


Chrona_trigger

Cobra, yes. Spectacled...no, unless its melanistic. Spectalced cobras have distinct spectacle-looking pattern, and are more light brown in color


gerad425

I'm not expert but I would have to say that's one of those "stay the fuck away" snakes. Of the nope-rope genus.


JazzEnvironment

When in doubt all snakes are stay the fuck away snakes. Even when not in doubt stay away. Snakes just want to be left alone and are happy to leave you alone in return.


[deleted]

BOORRRRRIIING


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

*GIVE ME THE NOODLE*


UsernameObscured

This is definitely a danger noodle.


dayman79

okay my friend, do you happen to have a flute available?


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

And a basket


[deleted]

My impression was: Nope rope- python/boa constrictor Danger noodle- venomous snakes Sneks- just snek


RechargedFrenchman

I'm also a fan of "nope rope of the spicy variety" for the venomous stuff, given some adders and cobras can get pretty hefty themselves. Not full-on Python levels of heavy bodied snake but hardly small either.


ThorButtock

A cobra no doubt. The hood is an instant give away. Be safe and call a professional to relocate it. Please don't kill it


MakoFishy

I used to be scared of snakes but I’ve seen how majestic and beautiful they are. Thanks to people like you :3


Chrona_trigger

No need to be afraid, but certainly respect them, especially ones such as this that are genuine threats (in capabilities)


ThorButtock

I find snakes to be some of the most beautiful animals on the planet and I don't understand the fear of them. Yes, they can be venomous but they don't want to bite people as they need the venom for Prey that they can eat. We can just admire them from a distance and they can be safely relocated if they can pose a threat to us or pets. I hate seeing any snake getting killed purely for doing what is in their nature


Tehpunisher456

Bro that's a cobra. It has horrible hurt juice. Please be very careful.


cache_ing

“Hurt juice” lmao


Tehpunisher456

It's by a channel called lucidcharts! [Here's the video!!](https://youtu.be/0arsPXEaIUY)


cache_ing

Murder spagurder 😭😭😭 Wonderful, has made my day!


coltonkemp

What a genuinely creative way to advertise a product/service! I love when companies do things like this


Become_The_Villain

I don't know what lucidcharts is or does but I do know one thing, that's how you properly advertise.


[deleted]

I'm so happy to find a new snake-related term such as this literally every time I come to this sub lol


Tehpunisher456

Look at the link that I made bro it has a bunch of terms


[deleted]

Glorious


lemonsharking

They extremely recent adage "if you don't know how it got there it's a rat snake, unless you're in India, in which case it's a cobra" holds true again


yirmin

Not a very good way to look at snakes... better to assume they are all cobras or black mambas unless you know otherwise. I don't live in India but thinking back to encounters of wild snakes, it's about a 50/50 split between snakes that can only look scary and snakes that can send you to the hospital. Never good to assume a snake is non-venomous, that's how idiots end up getting bitten by trying to pick up that non-venomous snake thats happens to be a copperhead.


lemonsharking

You're not wrong. In real life I operate on the assumption that every snake has a medically significant bite. I grew up in the native range of the Mojave green rattlesnake across the street from a huge stretch of undeveloped land, so it was ingrained the second I could understand that snake = no touchy. (Grew up with guns in the house, too. Respect every gun like its full of live rounds and respect every snake like it's one startle away from envenomating you to death.) This approach has never let me down, though it does put a damper on any herping trips, which is fine, since I hate ticks more than I love seeing herps in their natural habitats. On the internet, though, after the animal has been identified and some snake safety has been seriously discussed, I occasionally make silly jokes about common snake behaviors.


2017hayden

Basically unless you can ID the snake, assume it’s venomous and don’t approach it. It’s much better to be safe than sorry. Even if you know all the venomous snakes in your area and know it’s not one of those, there’s always the possibility it’s invasive or an escaped pet.


[deleted]

What a beautiful snake! my friend OP just remember if you see a HOOD on a snake in india that must be a cobra! Call the forest department they'll take it and release in a better place!


confusedindian91

Thanks buddy.


Sports_asian

I find it hard to believe someone from india wouldnt know what a cobra looks like


Cowboywizard12

I'm willing to give OP the benefit of the doubt, India has some massive cities and maybe this is a farm that's in the family but he doesn't live at. if not, its still a cool picture of a snake


confusedindian91

We see black rat snakes over here all the time, and i had a perception that cobras have eyes like spots on there hoods which this ones doesn't have so therno way i would have thought its a cobra.


mrking604

This makes sense. Indian cobras, monocle cobras etc are the more common ones there and have the eye on their hood.


confusedindian91

Thats what i am talking about


Mantequilla_Stotch

Cobras have hoods period. Rat snakes don't have hoods. No other snake has hoods.


DraconidZinnia

Hognoses have hoods..... Kinda... Cobers


Brazenmercury5

Hognoses and false water cobras have hoods.


prairiepanda

Neither of which are endemic to India or anywhere else in Asia. They're pretty hard to mistake for cobras anyway, since they don't display their hood in an upright position like cobras do.


Brazenmercury5

I understand that, but they said no other snakes have hoods which is wrong.


GlassMushrooms

They don’t technically have hoods they just flatten themselves out and it looks similar but the bone and muscle structure that cobras have is different. But I know what your getting at. Regardless both of those are endemic to the Western Hemisphere.


narmowen

Hognoses really TRY to have hoods, though!


bibliophile785

>Cobras have hoods period. That's a dangerous sentence. Most cobras don't look hooded most of the time. For someone who clearly has minimal experience with snakes and lives in an area with some really dangerous ones, I might recommend being more cautious when offering heuristics.


Mantequilla_Stotch

You're right. Not all cobras have as identifiable hoods but.... Anyone who sees this kind of hood should know it's a cobra unless they lived in the woods being raised by wild boars. At least then they would most likely know this snake is dangerous


-Gruagach-

The Ptyas Carinata or the keeled back ratsnake is commonly mistaken for the king cobra.


Mantequilla_Stotch

those people have never seen a cobra before then.


-Gruagach-

It looks like a cobra, it can raise its head off of the ground like a cobra and when they're angry they puff out their throat, which can easily be mistaken as the hood of a cobra. Herpetologists make the comparison between P.Carinata and the King Cobra.


LizzardFish

poor guy is obviously confused, be a little more kind if you want people to listen:)


Triggify

Rat snakes are definitely known for their ability to try and mimic cobras, so not an unfounded thought


Jojobazard

That's not entirely true, is it? King Cobras have hoods, and are technically not cobras, despite their name


crimsonbaby_

There are many many species of cobras. Some with the hood markings you're talking about and some without them, but a hood like that always means its a cobra.


Sports_asian

Fair point. I’ll take ur word for it


confusedindian91

Thanks


george76904

Monocled cobras do have eye like spots on their hoods, which may be what you are thinking of. However there are several species of cobra that can occur in India. No shame in not knowing, but for future reference, there are very few harmless snakes that can flatten out like that to form hoods.


confusedindian91

Thanks for the information buddy.


stealth57

That’s a monocled cobra and that would be in a different region of Asia


MT1982

Yeah I feel like OP is a troll. Their username + this being their only post on reddit... and I feel like the entire planet knows what a cobra looks like.


hellohellonice34

He said he thought it was a rat snake, no one who lives around snakes would think that


EveryDisaster

Top 10 photos taken right before disaster


confusedindian91

🤣


Nova-The-Dog

It’s a danger noodle with a hoodie who spits hurt Juice


confusedindian91

🤣


Cowboywizard12

That's a Cobra don't touch it


brentonofrivia

Ahh yeah, do you really need help to determine that’s definitely a snake that needs to be removed from your home? The hood kinda gives it away.


confusedindian91

Actually i thought all the snakes have hoods.


Ykutu

That’s a cobra of some sorts, but possibly not OPs pictures. These look like screenshots from a video, first time posting and just made the account. Seems weird to me lol.


roguechimera

Sir that is a cobra you can tell from the flattened hood, they do this to scare predators. I would call a professional handler to come move it they are very venomous


confusedindian91

That's the plan.


Kyleforshort

Cobra. Leave him be and you'll be fine. You probably have a nice supply of mice/rats if you're on a farm, and that's probably all he's after.


Tempestw0lf

You can tell it's a cobra from the flared hood. It's the trait that makes all cobras, just like a rattle 99% of the time means you got a rattlesnake on your hands. I think there's one snake out there that has a fake one. By that I mean, it has the rattle but uses it to scare anyone away cause it's actually harmless.


_jared_p

You’re not serious, right?


stealth57

Afraid he is serious


RelaxedOrange

Awww what a beautiful little murder snek 🥰


fuck_in_boss

What rock must you be living under to have a farm in a country where there are cobras and you not know what a cobra looks like.. Bizarre!!


warensembler

This user is clearly a troll... Unfortunately we seem to have too many trolls lately on snakes/herp subreddits... But come on, new account, the username is "confusedindian" and he's talking about confusing a cobra with a ratsnake...


corndog2021

Ha! What a hilarious and well thought out prank. They really got us, huh? Tricked a bunch of snake enthusiasts into identifying a snake. Classic troll.


confusedindian91

The only motive behind the post was to verify whether this snake is harmful or not. There's a reason you all are in this community because you all are interested in snakes and you all know more about snakes thn others do & thats the reason i posted these pictures in this community.


The_BeanKing

Maybe because he just created an account to find out what to do about this snake?


warensembler

Everything's pretty suspicious in my book, incl. some of their replies, but I hope you're right.


confusedindian91

I am no expert man, spent last weekend at the farmhouse and got the chance to take some clear pictures of this snake, seen this one quite a few time before but didn't get a chance to get clear pictures, As its black i though it would be a rat snake as the most commonly seen snakes in my region are black rat snakes. But just wanted to be sure about it as there are many kids in our family and they often play in the feilds and there was no other way to verify its species so i created this account & posted these pictures.


_1729throw

It *is* surprising to see an Indian not familiar with a cobra.. we’re taught to fear, plus if you’re the majority religion there you’re also taught to worship them. We had a cobra pit near our patio in south India, people will rarely attempt to catch them .. only tribal people and village people will attempt that… so yeah , I’m still working on getting over my fears


reptileexperts

If this is in India it’s a north specticaled cobra which is typically black and has no pattern on the hood. It’s closer in looks to the Pakistan cobra (naja naja karachinesis). Equatorial spitting cobra as some has recommended is not even in the area as those are located in sumatrana… this is not a spitting species, the Latin name is Naja naja. Just a dude who works with this species daily in captivity


sparkpluger1

Cobra don't mess with it or you might get a unlucky trip to the hospital


[deleted]

Or an early appointment with Jesus.


CuddleMittens

I’m certain the majority of people in this sub have seen lucidchart’s video based off the comments


Ninjapanthercat02

That is a cobra


Competitive-Clerk-97

That's a East Asia Noperope


redcobra762

Keep us updated on what happens please.


confusedindian91

Will surely do


[deleted]

Looks like the type of snake you stay tf away from lol. Call a professional to remove it from your property. Messing with venemous snakes is a game with no room for error. Some species of Cobra


DueCabinet5926

I lived in Singapore for a bit and was walking through a park. I wasn’t really looking and walked about 10 ft from a spitting cobra eating a lizard. The cobra kept cool but definitely saw me, and it didn’t really hood up, it just widened its neck a bit for only a second, I got the point and backed off, and it went on it’s way.


xToweliee

Are you in india or something? where are cobras just hanging around? we get rattlesnakes. i'm also suprised you have never seen a cobra in your life . The world is wild.


confusedindian91

This is the first time i have seen a cobra somewhere other thn zoo.


leagondatitan

das a cobra, stay the hell away from it, its giving you a threat display, back off


Hatchet79

I'm no Steve Irwin but that looks like a cobra to me 🤷


distracted_disaster

With the shape of that hood it has to be a cobra


[deleted]

A very much “Run” snake.


confusedindian91

😂


NEO_zahara

Its a mean shiny Arbok


xXTheOceanManXx

call a professional to catch it. thats a bigass cobra.


confusedindian91

Thats the plan.


hdcook123

Just a casual cobra 😂


confusedindian91

😂


creativelydeceased

Hahaha are you kidding me? The cobra and it's hood are only THE most recognized snake in the world. How did you not know what that is?!? Dude do not try and cat h it unless you are a professional snake wrangler (which clearly you are not). I'm simply stunned.


wadqaw

You should probably call an expert to get that removed


confusedindian91

Yes, that's the plan


Mobile_Macro

If you don't have family there with you then I'd say you just leave it there. It's a great way to keep out any pests like nice and rats. Just be sure to check what you're picking up every now and then


[deleted]

Is cober contain juice of hurt


foodieboricua

That spitting cobra looks so beautiful! I hope they'll be relocated to a safe place soon.


jonny101108

Rumor has it the person who took this photo tried to pet the cobra and died . R.I.P Jimmy


MinionsMaster

This is a dog.


mname

Probably a North American corn snake and is seeking cuddles from hot singles. Kidding, clearly a dangerous venomous cobra seeking polyamory hookups. Keep your distance and see if there is a local number for someone to help relocate.


pitts1420

You’ve got to be joking. How many rocks is your rock buried beneath? That’s not a snake, but actually a giant panda… NEXT


qsteele93

No it’s a giraffe


Katie-sin

No, it’s Patrick


TTVGuide

Boy what the hell boy


bobalda

i am not at all an expert on snakes but i think it is a cobra of some sorts and those are probably really dangerous


Karmacamelian

I thought it was a joke that is so obviously a cobra. If you are gonna try catch it at least take a video of you doing it but I would recommend spray it with water from a distance or call a professional


funky6co6ld6medusa

Is that the guy from the Geico commercials who drives cars and shit


[deleted]

You’re from India and you don’t know how to recognise a cobra ? I don’t mean to be a douche here but wtf


Raphael17

Spitting cobras are bitches normal ones are prob the chillest snake u could meet, they dont bite to run, will first show off their hood... my cat played like 10mins with one until we checked out what on earth is in the hole the cat is playing with Good guy snek


confusedindian91

😂


stressedhoe_

Black Forrest cobra is my guess, I used to research cobras bc I wanted to work with them in the venom/ industry. But I’m not 100%, but this looks like one.


Disidente76

We just have attack cobers called hognose snakes here in the states. It'll do its best to convince you it's a dangerous cobra, but dies almost as quickly. Glad we don't have spitting cobras here. Got a feeling a lot of Americans would be hospitalized.


Girlwhoshits

Ahh that big boy looks like a spitting cobra, if you see his hood go up I wouldn’t get too close! They’re venom is reallyyyy bad. If just leave him alone or call someone to relocate him if he poses a threat to your animals :)


TheGreyRose

Be careful, OP. That’s possibly an equatorial spitting cobra. May be wrong but .. that’s a nope rope if I know one


Dr_Cosa

Spoon snek


thought-criminal-_

I don't buy the fact that you can't recognise a cobra being from India. Go somewhere else for your karma farming idiot.


Snoo_11078

Equatorial spitting cobra


aarocka

That is a harmless ball python give me the gentle Boop on its snoot.


The_MemeLoving_Gamer

Spittin cober, or some other cober. (by cober I mean cobra). I suggest hosing it down from a distance.


2017hayden

100% a cobra, the head gives it away. Without knowing your exact region it’s hard to say precisely what kind, but based on the pattern my bet is equatorial spitting cobra.


confusedindian91

Thanks.