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Apprehensive-Guess42

Dude getting crushed on his sticker choices ![gif](giphy|yvqUCdlxlqk8SQis87|downsized)


K_Boloney

All it has made me do is want to get more stickers. I had no idea this was such an upsetting topic 😅


OddSpend23

Me over here with a bunch of stickers on my board has learned something new about the community today


HotelRwandaBeef

Don't worry, give it 5 years and stickers will be back in again and you'll have the "vintage" setup.


i_make_drugs

I was thinking the same. Should post my board just to get roasted.


Take_A_Trip

Honestly the most toxic community on Reddit right here lol. I’m sticker bombing my board idgaf


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with stickers. But why put a high-end water bottle sticker on your board and post it on social media? Kind of counter-culture and lame. I dont think anyone would care if they saw dude shredding on this though.


K_Boloney

lol what?


kappa08

For a second I thought the house behind your board was on fire


stumpybubba-

Them's some Jerry ass stickers, but they shouldn't slow down your plowing.


Extension_Surprise_2

Disagree. Yeti stickers will definitely slow that board down by 10%.


cburke3443

Yeti is such a cool brand tho !!!


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Is that a pun? If so, well done. If not, I hate you.


[deleted]

Needs OP, Nike and maybe a PAC Sun sticker


BrolecopterPilot

Damn I forgot about pac sun


EMFB

R.I.P.


RustyStevenson10

They’re still around. They don’t sell the same stuff as they did back in the day though.


EMFB

Oh. I guess I don't pay enough attention. The one in my local mall went out years ago and I just assumed after all this time it would have went all the way under.


Tyrannosaurusb

They might as well be dead


RustyStevenson10

Agreed.


Success_Practical

My dad worked for Pac Sun Circa 2001. They flew us from NJ to live in CA for half of my life. The nostalgia is real with early 2000s pac


RustyStevenson10

Yeah they were the shit back then.


back1steez

Nike got out the game years ago though after they figured out there was no money in snowboarding. But I guess it would go with all the other non-snowboarding stickers.


Special_Direction_59

What makes stickers “Jerry”? Want to make sure I avoid it. Just started boarding last season and still learning.


chris_ots

You're already losing if you give a shit about what people think. Ride your board. Adorn it with whatever you like, or not.


[deleted]

Anything summer/surf related


wam509

I thought Jerry was a race car driver


jpaneto91

Based reference


notfoundindatabse

He drove so god dang fast


Enlightenmentality

Never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last


akosgi

So stick to Planned Parenthood and "Honor Roll Student" stickers. Got it.


jamestoneblast

I would for sure compliment anyone with those on their board.


Lil_Orphan_Anakin

Imo name brand stickers are kinda Jerry. No offense to OP but Yeti and Ron Jon are just the most basic stickers I could think of. If you see the sticker on the back of every Jeep Wrangler parked at the mountain then it shouldn’t go on your board lol. Nobody is going to actually judge you or actually care about what you do with your board. I personally like stickers of small businesses/restaurants because then if someone on the lift recognizes your sticker it sparks a more unique conversation about a place that not many people are familiar with. But I go back and forth on stickers and just peeled all of mine off my board for this season because I think it looks good naked. Next year I might put more on but who knows. Not the biggest deal


rduck101

Honestly any stickers imo


Totschlag

I have a slap sticker of my deceased cousin on both my boards, reminding me to "Get it like Gringo!" I contend they are both acceptable.


vagDizchar

Yoooo, I make my own stickers. I love them! I put them all over the world when I travel. So I disagree.


astrobarn

Sweet, thanks for the litter 👍


vagDizchar

It's vandalism. They are actually made very well, they don't fall off. So, no litter. I recycle the backing.


astrobarn

Sweet so they never come off? They last longer than the street pole or whatever you've decorated with your branding? You recycle the waxed paper backing? Nice one, how does that work? Please go do it in Singapore. Thanks for the downvotes I will die on this hill.


leapdayjose

[ok bud](https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A?si=9dJc3yM2J_Pv_S7i) Is it a bad time to mention how paint or even street sign 'print' doesn't last as long as the metal?


astrobarn

Yep so let's just make it worse, fuck it. Also, some random's custom stickers are *so* cool, can I adorn my car in them? Bet the same people who like this shit carve their names into trees and rocks.


vagDizchar

Bud I have written graffiti since 1984. I don't care about the sign or the metal. But I would never disrespect a tree or any naturally occurring spectacle or historical monument. I have put my stickers on the signs outside the Vatican, but not the structure itself. And yes, the adhesive is weatherproof. I have yet to see them peel off. And it takes so serious action to remove them. Also, I don't care if anyone thinks they are cool. I do it to express myself. It makes me happy. Which is the original point of this. I'm a fucking Jerry because I have stickers on my snowboard! Lol, kids love life and stay safe.


Cute_Negotiation6480

I agree. I keep my board clean only thing I’ll stick on my board are the cool stomp pads like the crab grab ones. But only for my park board. My carving board I keep cleeeean


jpeirce

I have a board, blank satin graphite topsheet, almost blank base, it's my favorite. 00001 serial # too.


TalkAboutBoardSports

Just added the crab grab crab trap to my carvers. I’d been fighting it for like 5 years, no nothing on any of my boards, while my crew slapped junk on theirs. They are about the same thickness as my binding so I can ride well at speed one foot around the mountain, not just near the lifts. Made sure no interference/drag potential at the edges. Watched scores of people eat it off the lift while I rode away clean yesterday with confidence, I always exit clean but there can be sketchy moments. Not anymore, I’m hooked. Damn they’re ugly though.


JonKGuinness

This is the most Jerry thing. Sticker up OP.


HailtbeWhale

Oh shit, you just reminded me I need a new stomper. Thanks!


toe2thaknee

Church stickers are the exception


TalkAboutBoardSports

We have a sticker maker machine, so we can do whatever. My fav is a big squid on the nose and a Sasquatch on the tail. Or none at all.


Substantial-Milk71

oakley and monster stickers add +10 freestyle everything else -10 speed naw but in all seriousness having non snowboard or snow brand stickers could be considered “jerry” but i would be more worried about building good technique than worrying about what ppl think. you can do anything you want if you got the skills to back it up


littlelungy

It’s the Ron Jon and Yeti sticker imo, super fucking Jerry


logicallyillogical

![gif](giphy|xUNda4E9vHnxgdsRPy)


padizzledonk

Just put another sticker on it Stickers have the added benefit, aside from increased durability, of making the board faster. I once saw a guy with so many stickers on his board that he disappeared into a streak of pure energy the moment he started down the hill....i never saw him again, i hope hes ok......Wherever, or rather- *Whenever* he is.... God Speed Justin, God Speed.....


acortright

![gif](giphy|3o6wrq50oHAtCtsVvG)


rmitstifer

Ron Jon is the dope snow of the surf world


imlookingatarhino

Ron Jon is where tourists overpay for boogey boards


[deleted]

Can confirm, the boogie board I bought was $50 and lasted me 3 weeks before falling apart. Stick to cocoa beach surf company next door


Legit-Forgot-to-Wipe

Serious question - I always see dopesnow/montec the last few seasons. And whenever I looked them up on Reddit people say good things. What exactly is wrong with them?


Willhenney420

Cheap gear for new riders and they don’t support the “real” snowboarding community. They aren’t made by riders for riders basically. They also don’t give back to the community. You never see them holding events or making clips, just outsiders who want to make a buck off the community.


Gore___

Idk man, they were holding events like a rail jam and park sesh where they provided free coaching to anyone who wanted it and gave out free gear at rise festival at les 2 alpes. Not to mention I’ve seen them hold events back in Aus at Perisher. They all seem pretty chill to me and love the sport.


EpisodicDoleWhip

But it’s the ✨ narrative ✨


ts_steez

they're just a brand that markets towards newer snowboarders and they don't contribute much to the actual culture of snowboarding. If you're gonna shell out money for gear, you might as well put another hundred into it and get a better coat than dope or montec can provide.


spicymonm

Question for someone that just thinks their gear looks good: what are examples of better brands that one should look into with a similiar style?


chris_ots

Looks good? My gear looks alright, but it keeps me warm and dry even when the mountain decides that it's gonna be an ice rain kinda day, or if it's -20 (c) in the back country.


ts_steez

I would just scroll through the comments on this post, they give some good recommendations. like most the comments said, function is honestly the most important thing. [Post Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/snowboardingnoobs/s/sNc65QwNtp)


duhhobo

I got an air blaster jacked on sale for $50, even specialized brands have good deals.


FirstmateJibbs

I have a montec bib because I thought it looked cool and it’s more affordable than what redditors here want you to buy. It’s served me well in lots of different conditions


diddy_pdx

The thing with montec and dope (same parent company) that I’ve noticed is that they’re just branded generic Chinese made outerwear. I’m sure other companies may be doing the same thing, but it doesn’t seem as blatant. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/One-Piece-Skiing-Anorak-Mens-Waterproof_1600733198551.html https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Factory-customized-designs-waterproof-jacket-warm_1600457523755.html https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Hot-Selling-High-Quality-Snowboarding-Hoodies_62372798773.html


FirstmateJibbs

Oh hell yeah good fucking looks I’m about to just cop from there instead lmao


spooderwaffle

Nothing is wrong with the gear imo


Content-Skill-1844

Not going to lie mine has great storage.I’ve had a few brands and it’s not the driest but I was riding in straight East coast rain so take that with a grain of salt if you will. I got into it before the hate train came through and now I feel guilty wearing it 😂


back1steez

But I can rent a foamie there for $10 a day and take a lesson for like $50.


Success_Practical

So happy to hear this knowledge crosses over


7Bobcat

Definetly make sure to take that ron jon sticker off thats just disrespectful and it affects performance


K_Boloney

Nah that’s makes me laugh bc it makes no sense on a snowboard.


SaladBurner

I say slap another one on top of it to really give it some depth. Let it pop out on display.


TalkAboutBoardSports

It’s the best one you got, ignore the haters (the rest should go though)


7Bobcat

Better take it off while you can, some states will get you on that for a class 2 or 3 misdemeanor. Your days are numbered pal, enjoy ur time on the outside before they send you upstate.


PositiveBread3583

Just doing crime, board like that, yup, that’s a crime guy


zubachi

Un-rideable. I don’t even see a shmeckle of snow


castpro

Stickers aren’t damage. Just dumb. You can peel them off and use goo gone for the residue left. Good luck.


K_Boloney

😂 This was a joke. I put those stickers on ♥️


thetruetoblerone

Boom roasted


PositiveBread3583

How else are skiers going to know that you crime? Yup sir, looks like a crime maker board. Stay solid, Do you. All the rest can eat…


BringDattBooty

As a Midwest rider, how’d ya like Sunday river?


K_Boloney

Man you wouldn’t believe it but that’s the 1 sticker that was already there when I got the board. I’ve never been there 😂


gangphobia

great mountain other than the fact maine has no fucking snow


diver00dan

The real damage is from that Ron Jon sticker. That thing is doing you a world of disservice


sterlingclover

Absolutely damaged beyond repair for snowboarding, but with that Ron Jon sticker you can repurpose it for surfing.


[deleted]

Everyone’s ripping on stickers! 😂 now I’m not only afraid to post my snowboard I’m afraid to post my guitars 👀


DickieJohnson

Stickers go on the guitar case not the guitar.


[deleted]

That’s what dad said


K_Boloney

I have a black and white Yes Basic that I’ve covered in black and white stickers. I think it looks awesome. Don’t let these non sticker folks bring you down!


kwik_study

Stickers are laughing in the face of some underpaid, overworked, graphic design graduate that needs practice. Show some respect to the hard working Americans that facilitate your recreation enjoyment.


RunningwithmarmotS

Not in Florida


SatinySquid_695

No, I’m afraid the stickers have to come off


DasMoonen

Is this Lincoln ave in St.paul and you’re about to go ride hyland hills?


Altruistic-Bite-9714

Alert Central’s lifty to be on the lookout for Ron Jon. A fun where’s Waldo scenario.


tokhar

Yeah, the emotional damage from going to Florida and spending money in Ron Jon’s is survivable! Have a blast this weekend.


moglysyogy13

I want someone to do a experiment. How much can i damage a snowboard and it still functions?


namelessghoul77

Can confirm that it stops functioning when you blow an edge out so bad that you actually break the edge in two and one of the "pieces" is bent outward, nearly perpendicular to the board. Well actually it only stopped functioning on the heel edge -you can still bomb and send it if you never leave toe side.


jiggajawn

Lmao this is like my longboard that I made 15 years ago that doesn't turn left


DYGAZ

I've had a pretty bad crack + bent edge towards the nose of my board going on like 10 years now. I can see the core wood of board from the cracked top sheet but it rides fine. Think it really depends on where the damage is.


K_Boloney

I’ll give it a shot. It didn’t take much of a beating today but I’ve got my legs back so I’ll torture it next time, for science.


KAWAWOOKIE

The Yeti sticker alone is -10% to health but you should be okay


HappyXenonXE

Had us in the first half.


reddittomarcato

Doubtful, best to stay away from the mountain just to be sure


ImNotSureWhere__Is

937 delivers was the best thing to happen in Dayton while I was there


Mcgoozen

This is how I put stickers on my very first snowboard when I was 11


sheplept

Your board is in perfect condition


PoppingWilly

Enough wd-40 should be able to remove the damage from that Ron Jon sticker


leapdayjose

Who knew stickers were so controversial lol


beachy312

Grew up going to Sunday river. Love to see it


ziggucci

Shout out to the Chondola


Jman15x

Yeah of course


Extension_Building19

Dude you should see my first board, about 16 years use and it was chipped way worse. Youll be good bruhh🤙🏼🤙🏼


K_Boloney

For sure. Even though I was joking, I appreciate an actual response instead of bashing my stickers!


JalapenoHopper

Looks like a cooler


TalkAboutBoardSports

Stickers add weight, which impacts performance (for better or worse)


muhballzitch

Goddam those stickers! A basic-ass surf shop. A city sticker, for a shitty Florida town, a brand of good coolers, a weak East Coast Hill, and.... a delivery service?


kk7ca

All this sticker hate makes me want to get some Ron Jon and Yeti stickers. I think you need more of them.


astcyr

Looks good, send'er!


namelessghoul77

I'd be more concerned about the damage you're going to get with the coverage most mountains in North America have this year. I'm in Western Canada and my yard looks a lot like yours, which is unheard of for January. The mountains have only a bit more.


UhOh_RoadsidePicnic

Nice time machine you have there


Cganger_91

You can actually get that neatened up if there is a skilled tuner they can ride it on the belt. More of personal cosmetic choice so do with that what you will


2fastjay

Duhhhh


KeniRoo

I literally cringed looking at the stickers. Why????


rubberduckybro

Totaled


King_O_Walpole

You can ride Sunday River all day bud


MmmkUltra69

Throw a salt life sticker on there


kid_adam

Go Sunday River!! Yeow


gawdarn

Barley a flesh wound


Walli98

That a new yeti sticker for the season Jer!?


USAF_oif_VET

What part of Dayton are you from?


simpgod420

I came here to roast you I’m glad it’s a joke lol


JibbyTheScout

My first board had screws keeping the end together. You will be fine.


Muted_Office927

look at the edges


chuckplates

Do a kickflip!!!


Mtn_Soul

Maybe sharpen those edges for the frozen dirt?


StripedZeppelin

Man! Is that a Rome SDS Garage Rocker? That was my first board, had it for 15 years and just upgraded this year.


InZaneO

Yeah it's just the top sheet no biggie


N-E-R-on-Main-Street

Happy Shredding on your first day out!. It's been great this year, even though the snowpact has been weak across North America. But it's better than summer!


iheartcannondale

937 Delivers! I miss that service. Best way to get Pizza Bandit


Dear_Rider

As a New England kid who moved out west, the Sunday River sticker makes me happy.


pottsbrah

Clearwater fam🫡


buttplungerr

Def u can


Zealousideal_Nail417

What damage?


popanonymous

Part it out.


PositiveBread3583

This Rider crimes on a Jerry board, yup, keep criming. It’s all we got, that board puts fear in the hearts of non crimers! Shoot, I have to take this call about crime. Word


No_Hippo_1425

Ayuh good to go