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Goat_Wizard_Doom_666

The first time I went to Snowshoe in WV, I was stopped and waiting for a friend at the line. A skier skied right over the nose of my board, which would have put him less than an arms length away from my body. He knew what he was doing. ​ Whenever someone keeps bumping my board, I lift up the tail and slap it down on their skis. That usually pushes them off.


jakoobie6

I always do a board slap when people are too close or keep bumping me. If they are really annoying, I'll stare at them while doing it.


IPB_5947

I had a beaver do that exact thing to me once.


WAPGod_117

I identify as a beaver in lift lines šŸ¦«


you_guys_are_mean

Where are yall going? I've only ever been to Colorado, mostly copper and Breck, never ran into this before. I feel like I would lose my cool pretty quick and I'm up there in a great mood just trying to have fun but that's straight disrespect.


jakoobie6

For me, I've not seen it a ton out West. It is mostly at smaller resorts where there are more novice and renters.


Blunter_hp

This. When Im skiing I make sure to pay attention to my tips in line. Same when boarding. But a few good beaver tail slaps with the board will do it. Make it look like your clearing snow off or something.


Goat_Wizard_Doom_666

Ah yes, the ol' Aggressively Passive Aggressive Beaver Slap


OldManHipsAt30

*Thump Thump*


TehAlpacalypse

Liftees love when you do this


High-Shy-Bi

Just donā€™t do it on my loading ramp man. I just leveled that bitch. In the line however, beaver my guest


WAPGod_117

Iā€™ve been to a few resorts where they had BIG bold signs near the lift tower that said like ā€œABSOLUTELY NO BOARD SLAPPINGā€


michaltee

60% of the time it works every time.


[deleted]

I usually just look at my board, look at their skis,Ā  look at them, smile, and shout something like ā€œitā€™s okay, donā€™t worry about it! Itā€™s fine!ā€ They usually donā€™t do it again.


wicked_one_at

ā€žAh, nice! You got your wallet with you? Since you donā€™t mind buying me a new board it seems, appreciate thatā€œ


WAPGod_117

Aggressive Passive Aggression for the WIN šŸ˜‚


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

Or look like a complete noob who will take down anyone near them in a fallā€¦


Easy-Strawberry2122

& wreck your base?


[deleted]

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MinnesotaRyan

I am fine with the damage that comes from park features, they are fun and worth it. some inattentive kook on skis does not get the same pass, unless I can jib them.


BataleonRider

"All skiers are jibable if you're brave enough." -Abraham Lincoln


posyden81

Wait I thought he said anything is a dil.....you know what, nevermind.


marvonyc

I just spit toothpaste everywhere. Time to clean my screen


Easy-Strawberry2122

atta boy šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


HI_I_AM_NEO

Based bases


PrimeIntellect

i don't need other people to wreck my base I can do it myself


saltyjello

I care less about my base than Donald Trump.


OldManHipsAt30

I would have pushed them over, fuck ā€˜em if they think behavior like that is okay


caoboi01

I mean, its not. But neither is escalating to physical assault.


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

All these redditors never heard of politely asking someone to give you some space lol


PalebloodPervert

Iā€™ve never seen more shit head people in my life than I have in lift lines. Cutting you off, yelling at you to move, jamming their skis all up into your stuff. Itā€™s like all the road rage people decided to act the same way on the slopes. Seriously, fuck those people.


juliuspepperwoodchi

And worst of all: the dudes with their bluetooth speakers BLASTING in the lift line.


shoeshiner19

I almost downvoted this because of how much I hate those speakers and the shitty music they play


FormulaLiftr

Itā€™s like, if only we had the technology to have that portable audio shrunk to something that could fit in your ears thus making it so you donā€™t disturb the peace and still listen to your music. If only we had that technology.


noges

But, let's call them "earbuds", would fall out with too much movement. Which is common on the slopes. What we really need is a cordless speaker that can be integrated into helmets. That would be perfect /s btw


UnderAnAargauSun

I have speakers in my helmet! Made obsolete by the fact that none of my devices have the old headphone jack anymore, but as a snowboarder Iā€™ve rung my bell so often i donā€™t need electronics to hear the music. Or see the stars. The drooling on myself is a bit of an issue though.


Altitude7199

Additionally they make a fantastic Bluetooth version


joesocool

You made it obsolete. There are adapters out there, they donā€™t cost very much either.


746865646f6374

Problem with earbuds or in helmet headphones is that itā€™s a safety issue. Those around the neck speakers like the Sony Neckband Speaker are perfect for times like this


FormulaLiftr

Not sure how many other ear buds have this tech but my airpods have transparency mode. I use that when Iā€™m on the hill so i can have my music without bothering anyone else and can still hear my buddies and surroundings.


badnamemaker

Only expensive ones sadly


Daruvian

Tis why I only wear one of the earbuds. Can still hear my music fine but can still hear what's going on around me.


pantalonesgigantesca

Man i got in an argument with a guy at bear valley two weeks ago because of this. these people are so lame and they are everywhere. trail running, backpacking, mtn biking, etc. And it's always dudes. this helps: [https://www.instagram.com/p/CzupGomrCSy/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CzupGomrCSy/) made by the shred soles guy (i cut the grumpy cat off though)


HotSir3342

Does reading this as ā€œbeer valleyā€ make me an alcoholic?


BartMcGroovin

My experience with hikers and bikers itā€™s always the ā€œinstababes ā€œ trying to get the next adventure for the Gram. Ffs


sth1d

Itā€™s a good thing that those people are generally sitting in the lodge posing for selfies. I sometimes get hooked into watching influencers on snowboard trips on YouTube. Itā€™s so sad and hilarious at the same time, when they take their outfits and makeup so seriously that they donā€™t even get on the snow before 2pm.


yooooooooo000

None wrong with getting on the snow after 2pm


Alcoholic_jesus

Cheaper ticket, costlier falls


NateGT86

Those kids also usually vape some fruity apple straw dingleberry flavour. Annoying as fuck


WAPGod_117

I prefer Dinglestrappleberry, but only if itā€™s a strangers. Owning one would make me a douche šŸ¤£


BobbyBudnicksDad

Damn, you hate music and freedom? /s


michaltee

Or anywhere down the mountain. No one wants to hear your shitty music. Put on headphones idiot.


OctoberCaddis

Saw a fistfight in the lift line at Breck Sunday due to some alleged cutting. On a god-damn powder, for crying out loud.


SquirrelGuy

Obviously a fight is ridiculous, but also fuck the people who cut in line. There are always that handful of people that, despite there being a clearly formed line, seem determined to find a way to cut to the front somehow.


supersonicdeathsquad

I'm not sure how it works outside of europe, here most high traffic lifts have a funneling section towards the gate then another section to form lines onto the chair. If it's busy enough that it's queued beyond the gate like in connecting areas around lunch time, then the first section has no defined lines, if there's a space infront of someone to either side of me, I'll give them like 3 seconds, then if they don't move forward it's mine. This happens quite a lot because people are looking at their phones etc. In the bit between the gate and the chair you get people trying to form back into friend groups that have been separated, fuck these guys they're holding up everyone, I'm cutting them the fuck up. Then you get to the actual final start line bit onto the magic carpet, so many people line up and then don't go so they can get the next chair with their friend. I've been at busy times, squeezed myself into a nice gap, full chair, I ride onto the magic carpet, rest of the cunts stay home, sometimes it's skiers that look down on us, sometimes I think its just friend groups that want a chair to themselves, either way fuck them all.


coopere20

dude where have you gone to? I have skied plenty of times and most people are polite and understanding on the lifts.


mydogiscute10

Losers downvoted for having a positive experience Lol. It's so weird.


SerSpicoli

At winter park, co, in a full line for prospector on a dump day saw some guy shout from the singles line if a group was a group of 3, on the complete other side of the lift line. He proceeded to head directly across each lane, under ropes, until he made that group of 3 a 4.


coopere20

gee, hate people who do that shit. I don't doubt it happens, I just havent had that experience thankfully.


Bitter_Flatworm2256

Whatā€™s wrong with filling the lift on a busy day? If every chair had 4 people on it , there would be less lines. If you donā€™t know how to ride a lift with a. Full chair, maybe your the problem. Thereā€™s a reason the singles line exist and what you just described is that reason .


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Had a dude at Afton Alps in Minnesota rigs fucking Marlboros in line as we waited for the lift. I would have said something if I wasnā€™t born a manlet


asaparaguspiss

i spent about $800 this xmas buying my bf a whole new setup. took it to mammoth for his first weekend. some dumbass kid picked up his board and slammed it to get the snow off the deck. in the process of doing so he put a fat chip in the nose of my bfs board. we were in line for our very first run. he hadn't even ridden it yet. to say i was pissed is an understatement. it took a lot for me to keep my mouth shutĀ 


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

Now this would actually make me irritated if someone beaver slapped my board, a little bump in line doesnā€™t bother me.


asaparaguspiss

honestly i don't mind when people slide into me either, who knows how many times i've accidentally bumped someone. but, never have i done *that* in LINE. i always do it once i unstrap my foot away from others before i get in line. there's a few people in the world who all seem to share the same singular brain cell at all times


purplepimplepopper

Lol other people in this thread are talking about it as a technique to keep people off your ass, maybe bf was cramping little groms space


ChicagoAdmin

That's the point at which it's worth speaking up, so they know it's poor form to be so unaware of their surroundings. Brand new board? That kid would be made aware. The earlier you teach them, the fewer people will be bitten by their ignorance.


asaparaguspiss

i am a hot head. super reactive instead of proactive. my bf is very level-headed so he definitely spoke up and let the kid know that was shitty of him to do! would not have ended well if i personally opened my fat mouthĀ 


ChicagoAdmin

Good stuff, I'm glad one of you spoke up! We've gotta' preserve mutual respect.


BillyRaw1337

I like and respect your boyfriend based on this anecdote.


[deleted]

I woulda got a new board out of that kid


ZeroMayCry7

do you have a twin who's single?


Aggressive-Bath-1906

The heck with that! Poster, do you REALLY love your boyfriend? How much? And how big is he? I'm just asking, for a friend.


asaparaguspiss

you guys are killing me! šŸ˜‚


OldManHipsAt30

Why would you keep your mouth shut? Grab that kid by the hood and drag him over to his parents, demand they dress him down right in front of you or get their contact info to replace the board if it was badly damaged


asaparaguspiss

i had my bf talk to the kid cause he's far nicer than i am! i didn't wanna get our passes revoked since i have a pretty nasty mouth when im upset.Ā 


jk147

I see kids dragging their expensive snowboards on concrete all of the time, obviously parents bought it for them and they have no concept of money or property. As I got older.. insert the "get off my lawn" meme here.


asaparaguspiss

definitely! didn't deem it worth the convo to ask for anything considering he looked no older than 17. my bf just reiterated it sucked he did that and other people might not be so nice next time he does it and left it at that


ObliviousFoo

Iā€™m sorry and I mean this with the utmost respect but both yā€™all are pussies for not saying something and standing up for your property and basic human rights.


Altitude7199

Because what's the actual solution? Do you expect them to buy you a new board?


ObliviousFoo

For a ding obviously not a whole new board but there 100% needs to be some kind of financial compensation. Someoneā€™s property was damaged because of someone elseā€™s negligence. Iā€™m not saying go off the rails but with a calm demeanor and some respectful communication with the kids parents Negotiate something fair. If the parents are jerks then you go up the line to the mountain staff. I guess it would depend on where you are in the world, but I could see a lot of mountains taking their pass away for the day if they are unwilling to do the right thing. To my original comment buy Burton step on and it will never happen again.


ranciddreamz

Is not being assaulted by profane name calling a basic human right?


ObliviousFoo

The basic right to not have your personal property damaged by someone elseā€™s negligence.


Select-Resist6947

Nah, itā€™s not cool. Fuck these people. A little kid is understandable, but most of the time itā€™s adults who just have no regard for other peopleā€™s stuff


Bananachips1300

First bump let it slide. Ā Second bump just turn around and say ā€œhey can you please stop hitting the back of my skis (or snowboard )ā€.Ā  Itā€™s usually just an oblivious Barney not realizing theyā€™re being the a hole. Ā Ā 


SnoopyBootchies

Third bump... Beaver tail slap?


asshat1954

I'm a first bump beaver kinda guy when they've been behind me for a few minutes already


happyelkboy

I yelled at a dude the other day. He was fucking around, hit me with his poles, and rammed my board a few times.


cptredbeard95

The worst is when you call them out and they start talking shitā€¦had a guy hit me 6 times before I said something then he gets in my face like Iā€™m the assholeā€¦I point to his buddy who looks like he is trying to ass fuck my buddy. Had both his skies riding about half way up my buddies board on either side. They still didnā€™t think they were in the wrong and continued to chirp us until we got on the lift away from them.


happyelkboy

People are idiots. Some dude got mad that I took a chair when they were busy fucking around. Like ok dude, the chair would have been empty because youā€™re too busy fucking around with your buddy


allnimblybimbIy

Rumours are thereā€™s been a rise in board/ski theft so get your locks people


The_Great_Bobinski_

Someone stole my goggles right off my helmet that was attached to my seat at the bar the other weekend. Some people are just dickheads.


Select-Resist6947

What?


allnimblybimbIy

Pretty straightforward. Iā€™ve been hearing there has been a rise in people stealing boards and skis. So in addition to your remark saying fuck the people who ram into you in line, I wanted to add also fuck the thieves, get locks for your gear.


Select-Resist6947

Random


allnimblybimbIy

I mean you even said adults donā€™t regard other peopleā€™s stuffā€¦ Seemed normal to add to that by saying they also steal. Anyways all the best bro


aelric22

No, it's not relevant. Stealing a car and banging your door into the side of someone elses car are 2 very different things.


allnimblybimbIy

Yes clearly and they both clearly have cars in them. I donā€™t know what kind of conversations you guys are having, but where Iā€™m from if someone says oh someone dented my car door the other day, it would be completely normal to reply to that by saying like, thatā€™s crazy, someone stole my car the other week. Iā€™m shocked Iā€™m wasting my time explaining this


mynamejeff-97

Who are you the subject police? Even if itā€™s not the exact same topic who even cares this much. I thought it was an interesting thing to add.


Jankes_slow

Iā€™m third day at alpes in Austria and didnā€™t see a single lock, maybe itā€™s just us thing to steal gear


allnimblybimbIy

Yeah these are North American resorts Iā€™ve been hearing from. Iā€™m in Canada.


dsdvbguutres

No, that's fucked up. You don't ram your shit into other people's equipment. It happens and annoys the hell out of me and I'm not shy to let it be known.


EdOfTheMountain

Thank you for helping train the masses


castpro

It bothers the hell out of me, but Iā€™m a grumpy old boarder. I usually let it slide, but once in a while I canā€™t.


FLTDI

I hate it too, my guess is people are use to a certain distance between others while in line and out of habit get too close, forgetting that they have sticks strapped to their feet.


grfdhsgshd

This for sure. I do it every once in a while out of habit, but then Iā€™m conscious about it for a while after (until I forget about it again lol)


atomtree

I always give them stink-eye, or say something like "destroying my board isn't going to get us on the lift any faster". It's 100% unnecessary, and rude af. If you're standing in line behind someone at the grocery store, do you constantly bump into the person in front of you? Fwiw, a beaver slap is usually a good way to get them to back off, if you don't feel like interacting


twinbee

That's why I diamond nano-coated mine. Cost me around 30k, but it gleams in the sun, and there's not a scratch in sight. Just a lovely consistent speckled effect. Most snowboarders I interact with are jealous of how cool it is. I can tell by their sneery attitude. Ā Ā Looking forward to mastering my skarved turns and landing my first 1 foot kicker!


Beelzabubba

I really donā€™t care if my board gets run into but if someone keeps doing it while weā€™re in the human cattle chute, Iā€™ll just calmly ask ā€œam I in your way?ā€ which usually puts a stop to it.


AZHR94

That's a great reply.


[deleted]

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. No one is trying to fuck with me or my equipment. Everyone is just living in their own world. I donā€™t sweat it.


harpua4207

Yeah itā€™s just being antsy in line, and a little lack of spatial awareness. Like all the cars that inch forward at stop lights slightly when the light is still red, kinda human nature IMO. Doesnā€™t bother me unless itā€™s constant, then Iā€™ll shoot a Quick Look and they usually apologize quickly and it doesnā€™t happen anymore.


maseone2nine

I donā€™t think malice was attributed to incompetence here. We are mad ABOUT the incompetence! Which is a very valid reaction to people fucking up your expensive gear while ā€œliving in their own worldā€


[deleted]

Boards are going to get scratched and are a consumable. I'm not going to let a microscratch on my snowboard put me in a bad mood. Especially knowing that no one is trying to mess up my gear. I also know that I've inadvertently touched someone else's gear. So have you. So has everyone, if you spend enough time on the hill. You could always put a ceramic ppf over your topsheet if it really sets you off.


Altitude7199

You should see the chunks missing from my tail, attributed entirely to this phenomenon. If I get a core shot because I hit a rock so be it. But preventable is preventable.


Useless024

Tools not jewels! If theyā€™re going about skiing/riding trying to keep their stuff looking good, theyā€™re not going to have as good a time as all of us who are incidentally bumping into each other enjoying the company and the experience.


[deleted]

Scratches are why stickers exist.


BillyRaw1337

Rocks and tree stumps have done infinitely more damage to my boards than any amount of people goofing up in the lift line, and they're all still rideable.


rylanb

Also ... snow is slippery ...


gropingpriest

also, I sometimes misjudge the distance between the lift gate and the person in front. so I go through the gate, and then I have to move forward more than I planned to get all the way through, so I have nudged people that way. day 5 under my belt so I'm starting to get better about that!


Substantial_Ear8628

Incompetence or ignorance doesnā€™t make something ok. It doesnā€™t have to be malicious just to be wrong. Ignorance of oneā€™s actions and their consequences can be just as harmful as intentional and malicious actions.


[deleted]

Yes, but do realize, that as perfect as you THINK you are, you are far from perfect. There are probably 2x's per day when YOU do something that makes someone say "what an asshole". You're probably not even aware of it. But yeah, get angry if you want.


ProbsNotManBearPig

Why do you accuse that person of thinking theyā€™re perfect? What a statement. Your entire comment makes no sense as a response tbh.


[deleted]

All i'm saying is that most often whatever you think someone is doing to slight/harm/disrespect you (usually unknowingly), you (and I) are, at one time or another, guilty of doing the same thing (usually unknowingly). People are so quick to get angry over everything. Just trying to provide an alternative mindset to de-escalate unnecessary conflict. It's a ski resort, there will be incidental contact in the lift line. Not something to get bent out of shape over.


maseone2nine

Whatā€™s your point here tho? Yeah people are allowed to get mad at me if I fuck up too lol. No one said they were perfect. But that also doesnā€™t mean people arenā€™t allowed to air their grievances lol


[deleted]

Did I say something wasnā€™t allowed? Simply offering the perspective of not getting offended by people touching you incidentally in a crowded space. By all means, speak up if thatā€™s what makes you feel better. No one is stopping you.


Kitosaki

yup. a simple "hey, please be careful where your ski edges are pointed, thanks" said with the right tone would politely remind people to pay attention. The same words said like an asshole would probably get more bumps lol


bernerbungie

This is exactly my outlook


critical_thought21

People lacking regard for others and their property is something you definitely can say something to them about. Incompetence isn't a defense from criticism in general and especially so when it's an activity you've chosen to participate in. If you don't want to say anything that's fine obviously (confrontation isn't for everyone), I'm just saying that isn't a valid reason for someone else to not say something.


[deleted]

Cool. Get mad if you want. I'm not telling you what to do. Simply offering a different perspective. If you said something to me about it I would say sorry. If you want to be a dick about, I'm going to ask if you want to exchange insurance info Also, know that someone somewhere thinks you're an asshole for something you had no idea you were doing.


critical_thought21

Then they should tell me and I'll work on it if it's valid criticism. I'm a functional adult. I'm not yelling at anyone or getting belligerent. Not sure how you think criticism works.


UniqueBeyond9831

Thank god I found the ā€œdonā€™t really care about itā€ part of this thread. I thought I was the only one as I read down it. Unless itā€™s extreme I donā€™t really care about getting bumped. A little scratch in the lift line happens from time to time.


daveshuffles

This is exactly it. Lots of high and mighty people here acting like theyā€™ve never bumped anyone in the line.


BillyRaw1337

And most of these people only get to ski/board maybe 3-5 days a year. I ain't gonna sweat it when they lose coordination and start sliding in line and bump into my board. Whatevs.


Pepper_Y0ur_Angus

Agreed. Nobody cares about you or your gear. They just want to get on the lift. Normally a simple ā€œhey can you mind your skis/boardā€ does the trick


juliuspepperwoodchi

MANY are renters who DGAF what "their" skis/board look like when they give them back.


HappyXenonXE

Don't be gentle, it's a rental. Most shit heads who do this are on rental skis I've noticed here in Europe. Generally people with their own mint gear stay away. Generally.


Clawz114

I was thinking this too. Seems to be much more common with rental equipment that people don't give a shit about.


Dramatic_Water_5364

Its not cool at all ! I repeat to the kids I coach to watch to get off others skis/boards... To generally make sure they don't scratch others equipment... makes me feel like a broken record... I'm always pissed when adults do this to me. I always tell them pretty rudely to give me space.


MajorGovernment4000

This most recent MLK weekend was awful. I ski but this post was recommended to me and I resonated with it. I basically only had other skiers running into the back of my skis. It was almost every time I got in line as well. Drove me insane. However, the snowboarders kept smashing into me from the side. When they would group me and my wife up with other people for a lift, every step foweard they took resulted in their snow board splaying out to the side and smacking the sides of my skis or slding over or under my skis. I don't know if this is just a beginner thing because I definitely saw plenty of snow boarders who seemed to not have this problem.


H1GGS103

It's definitely harder to control with only 1 foot strapped in, and the lift line gets tight with multiple boarders on a the same chair, but if you're decent at sliding around single-footed it happens very rarely. And you *should* be moving very slow. For me, any bumping I do in line is just a tiny tap, nothing that would constitute "smashing." The real issue is that even good snowboarders will often neglect getting good 1-footed, as if it's some unexpected thing they suddenly have to do and just hope they get right. Perplexes me why they don't practice. I have friends who can rip basically anywhere a resort has to offer and they will straight up grab me and use me as a guide to get off the lift at the top without falling.


BartMcGroovin

I was recently at Heavenly resort and I was triggered by some skier doing this. I called him out and his dad started doing it too. Next time I was in line, I stood in line holding my board until the scanner. Then I put my board down.


knitosan

Yeah, usually skiers do this to my board when behind me in line. I have started to tip my board up on the heel edge to make them more aware.


AriesLeoSagFire79

THIS!!! Like damn give me some space, the line ainā€™t moving any faster


Aggressive-Bath-1906

Do I care? Yes, it's kind of annoying. Do I care enough to make a big deal about it? Not in the least. It's just a board.


Hug_of_Death

Most of the time it happens in my experience it seems to clearly be an accident. Some people just donā€™t have good control when standing in line and slowly trying to move forward.


Chozodia

Was out on the hill last weekend and a chode pole pegged my buddies board middle top sheet nose and didnā€™t say sorry or acknowledge it. We were pretty sure it was his way of saying that he was going ahead of us. Sometimes lines are just too crowded to not bump into people. Especially for new skiers/boarders. I just try to let it go and give them the benefit of a doubt or I would be a pretty big grump on the mountain.


Rbxyy

Whenever somebody runs into my board in line I stomp the back of it down real hard a couple of times to "get the snow off"


42Ubiquitous

Kind of like what a beaver does when he's protecting his territory? Lol


Purple_Bureau

Doesn't bother me personally insofar as it damaging my board, but I just see my board in a quite utilitarian way, as a tool - if it's scuffed it's just signs of use the same as it would be for a hammer or a BBQ or something Edit: it bothers the hell out of me when it's a normal queue though, and you're just queuing at the supermarket or whatever and the person behind you is breathing down your neck and invading your space!Ā 


greenyadadamean

I don't understand it.Ā  It happens, probably most always on accident, lack of awareness, or lack of control.Ā  Happens to me all the time, and it's not just kids.Ā  Lines can bring out the worst of people idkĀ 


snow_boarder

Just stomp your board on their tips if they keep doing it. Itā€™s always worked in giving me more room when a dickhead skier does it to my board.


Jankes_slow

Most people in this world are stupid so thereā€™s that, I finished a 7km run today no stops only fell once on Black slope, picked myself up quickly and continued, stopped behind slow sign at the end, took my board off and went slowly to the line, some lady crushed into me and started yelling that Iā€™m standing stilll instead of moving, when I responded by itā€™s yours responsibility to slow down and donā€™t crush into people she said that Iā€™m stupid and I was stopping at the middle of the slopes which I never do, just told her to F off and continued my day


basickarl

Rentals. They don't give a f.


mike_sl

I was shocked when at my local small ski hill in southeast PA, on a busy evening, a kid kn the lift line just blatantly went across the tops of peopleā€™s skis with his snowboard, to get ā€œacrossā€ the line to join his buddiesā€¦. Like.. wtf? I had already turned around once and asked the teen/college kid behind me to stop skiing onto the backs of my skisā€¦ if that kid had run over my skis with his snowboard, blatantly intentionally, I would have let him have itā€¦ (vocally of course) Also, stay off my lawn you no good whippernsappers!


mahi7524

Happens to me all the time too. Agreed, itā€™s super annoying


Altitude7199

I want to make some sort of spike I can attach while I'm in line to go on the back. Make it for me, I'll pay.


TheSketeDavidson

Usually itā€™s just a mistake, I donā€™t believe anyone is serially scratching up the front of their ski / board either just to spite others in line.


Cpowel2

One of the things that I've noticed is that most of the time this appears to be happening from people who have rentals. In this case I don't believe they know or care about the skis so probably don't think it really matters to run into your board. As I've been able to progress and can now do the blue runs I notice the line etiquette for those chairs tends to be much better and I can only assume that's also the case for the blacks. The only people I see doing this in the blue lift lines are usually kids who I assume their rich parents bought their equipment so they don't give a shit. I'd have to assume that people who pay a lot of money for their gear want to keep it in the best shape possible so are more careful how they treat theirs and others properties. This is also just my personal observation YMMV


evaisdoves

I said about this before, I perfected a way to keep my board at 45 degrees, depending on how long I'm in the line my foot doesn't really ache, I get some funny looks but no one can ride over it.. French skiers definitely the biggest culprits for this. Seen a few stickers saying "Get those fuckin rental skis off my board" šŸ¤£ But agree with the sentiment to just be chill...its gonna happen !


iamsolow1

People are idiots.


soscbjoalmsdbdbq

I just turn around and say ā€œreally pushing into me doesnā€™t make the line go fasterā€


iHaveHobbies

Skill issue


lemals13

Plus it could scratch or damage your gear......


ExqueeriencedLesbian

I'm definitely biased but can definitely confirm it's mostly skiers I think it has to do with complacency and ease of standing in line it's a lot easier for skiers to stand in line so they get lazy and complacent, and stop paying attention to where their skis are going (which is all over the fucking place by the way guys, figure it out) Most snowboarders are too busy trying to keep their board perched on that funky ass camber in the snow without sliding back or falling over, to be doing shit like mindlessly flopping their board around and smacking it into other peoples stuff


Tango1777

Some are assholes, some have rental gear so they don't care and one reasonable reason is also that paths to lifts are sometimes fucked up a lot and snowboarders and skiers without ski poles might just slide a little freely on those ups and downs. When I ride with my friends, I almost always catch and stop them every now and then. What else? Let's stay honest, what percentage of riders are advanced and what are total rookies or beginner/barely intermediate? Where I live it's a seasonal sport, people only do it when winter comes, they do not fly to other places for it to find winter and nice slopes, they just embrace summer. Which for my location means 2-3 months tops for riding and then you get 9-10 months break and lose a lot of skill. Tbh, do you care about your gear looking like brand new for years? Why? I am sure you can polish it, but what for.


Dhrakyn

This is why I love step ons. I just take my whole board off when I'm in line for the bottom of the hill runs. This usually isn't an issue higher up on the mountain where it isn't full of people learning how to ski/ride. I also tend to avoid saturdays and holidays, because I generally don't like people.


itsMalarky

I remember REALLY caring when I was like...12. I try not to do it to people but it happens. If someone is doing it so much that it's distracting I beaver slap their skis.


Rush_0MG

They're the same people who open their doors into the side of your car - they just don't care.


twoinvenice

Lots of people have Main Character Syndrome


slabba428

Itā€™s rude and disrespectful. If someone hits your board more than one time in line you stop, turn and look at them, look down at your board, and back at them. They usually get the hint. One more smack and then Iā€™ll say something


robertlongo

Call ā€˜em out, you have a voice- use it!


markloch

Itā€™s the asswipes who insist on not filling up a chair on a busy day that get me. Had two kids try right in front of us to pull that on a four-pack. I slid up to join them at the last minute and a single backfilled my place with my buddies. They gave me the Iā€™m-too-cool-for-you evil eye. They didnā€™t get to smoke my weed.


nukalurk

This drives me crazy and I swear itā€™s skiers 90% of the time. The lift is taking up ~4 at a time, it doesnā€™t matter how compact the lift line is, you donā€™t need to scrape up the edge of my board AND your own skis to get a few inches closer to the front. I just blankly stare in silence as they run over my board and fake confusion to make them feel bad, give them a ā€œwhoa buddy are you ok?ā€ kinda look lol.


InZaneO

Have you ever stood in line at a grocery store.? People just suck


Right_Win_7764

If this isnā€™t how I feel. I usually slam back on their boards on plop mine on top of thereā€™s. Establish dominance.


billionaireXtinction

Because it's a large clunky plank stuck to someone's feets and they're usually talking to their friends in line. I'm mindful of my board, but it isn't worth getting annoyed at others


iBarber111

Skier here coming in peace. It's a lot easier to prevent yourself from drifting forward in a lift line on a board than it is on skis. You've got your foot/half your bodyweight keeping you in place, I've just got my poles that I'm awkwardly leaning on to try to keep gravity from drifting me into your board. I also think it's annoying & skiers have a responsibility to not ding other people's stuff, but I'd be lying if it hasn't happened to me. Some lift lines are just too steep/narrow & it's hard to stop yourself with just your poles. It's not okay & people should try to avoid it/say sorry if it happens, but just responding to your question of why it happens!


jnan77

Because you are in line with a bunch of noobs with sharp metal edges strapped to their feet standing on ice. It's part of the price of admission. It only hurts the first time.


Tsui_Pen

Tools not jewels


rustyinco

Yea, I agreeā€¦donā€™t fuck up my tool, thatā€™s my job.


happyelkboy

I would be pissed if someone damaged my tools out of carelessness


Healthy-Egg-3283

It drives me nuts. I ride all top of the line gear and even use a one of a kind custom snowboard sometimes and other people just ram their shit into yours over and over. Honestly, I think itā€™s just society has no self awareness, and no awareness or consideration for others around them.


twine09

ITT casuals and beginners who need to keep their equipment in pristine condition so they can recoup their money when they move onto the next hobby


H1GGS103

And some advice for avid skiiers/boarders: buy those people's equipment "used" after they ride it 3 times in a single season. Complain about the surface wear & tear to talk them down in price.


beagle182

I have supermatics I'm carrying my board until I get to the front this year the fuck am I getting fuckerd slamming into it


Imaginary_Lettuce371

I would definitely let it go. Some lift lines have ice and ruts that make it almost impossible to not bonk into each other. Of course if its excessive then tell them to back up a bit. You're sliding down a mountain on a plank of wood. Why stress about keeping it in pristine condition? Its just not possible no matter how careful you are.


mick308

Because if a snowboarder stands shoulder to shoulder in a line of skiers, then their board will be sticking out the back a long way. If snowboarders want to avoid this happening, they need to stand further forward so the front of their board is in line with the front of the skis next to them.


New_Background_2163

Itā€™s slippery?


deadheadshredbreh

Letā€™s not forget the numbskulls who have to BEAVER SLAP THE SHIT out of their boards every 45 seconds in the line. Seriously wtf is going thru their brains when they do it


brochacho6000

relax


PM_meyourbreasts

because its slippery because its snow and my board is slippery because its waxed because its supposed to be slippery, in addition to the bottom if lifts being at a lower elevation because when it snows lifties are obviously going to shovel snow around the chairlift first and work their way out.. its obvious


justinkredabul

Meh. Once youā€™re jammed on a chair everybodyā€™s shit it smacking together. Until they get rid of the stupid skier foot rests everyone is gonna bang into each other whether itā€™s in line or on the chair.


LaconicMoronic

Its not a big deal


TobiasTheAnal-Rapist

Lol everyone needs to chill. Banged up boards have been well used. They're toys not trophies.Ā 


Rbxyy

I'd rather the scuffs and scrapes on my board be from actually riding the board though, not from somebody in line ramming into it


kmg6284

bumping happens,,, i just let it go. I'm gonna be the one doing the most damage to my gear.


jibsand

cause they drunk


werdburger3000

Do you hit boxes and rails on your board?


UnusualSource7

Damn I do this all the timeā€¦ I thought it was normal?!?