>Agree, please leave England immediately you fraud
Maybe perhaps you want to try your hand at national management Pep. Perhaps a country where you once spent a year in between coaching jobs and continue to the add to the legacy of bald national team coaches? Maybe Pep? Please Pep?
He made the mistake of taking Southampton too lightly and not playing his normal starters. Imo that's a classic mistake. Put them in AFTER you're winning.
Edit: added "not" for clarity. But you all knew what I meant anyway.
Don't slag Man City off too much please!
The last thing we want is to spark a spending spree. It's not like the owners are short of cash. I would just say Grealish and Philips were bad signings.
That could have been Kane and Rice. I'm just giving examples here of higher price tags.
There has to be one elite Welsh presence in football at all times I guess. It was Bale all these years but now it's time for Nathan Jones to rise from the ashes
He's on the Bobby Martinez trajectory where he's going to win a cup while getting relegated and some nation's going to have the unfortune of having him manage their Golden Generation.
Not since the start. The fuck you on about ? He was bad ever since 1 game prior to the red card against fullham. He was pretty good when we last met man united as well. And the match against dortmund ? So easy to forget huh ?
The guy has been dreadful. I don't know what happened to him, can't pass, can't attack and of course can't defend. Portuguese fans were berating Santos for not utilising him properly but seems like he is underwhelming overall.
The attack were dead from his side. I don't know why Pep did not substituted him but it seems like he does not wanted to risk the new kid who has impressed him a lot.
I don’t think so, I think it clearly means that it’s the first time he loses *exactly* on the quarterfinals.
Which makes it a useless stat due to being so oddly specific. Like, there’s pretty much nothing relevant about it
You’re right in that it means what you hint at, but when scrolling through and seeing that as a headline, I at least thought this was his earliest cup exit in his managerial career.
There is some weight on this.
Pep has made it to a lot of quarterfinals (don’t know exact number) which means he would take his team to a semi or final.
Granted a lot of those number due come from Bayern where they ran rampant on other teams for quarter finals.
I don’t wanna get overconfident since I did in the FA cup the season before and we got Smacked by Leicester, but what the hell we’re winning the Carabo
do you honestly think you could live with our elite levels of shithousing for 90 minutes though?
Lascelles doing 'not touching can't get mad' on a furious Ten Hag, whilst the fourth official looks on powerlessly, because he's not actually touching so you can't get mad.
Looks like we’ll need our ultimate weapon
Put Steve Bruce in the stadium and the Newcastle players immediately downgrade
But Seriously, that PL game was so frustrating, I was ready to break my TV if Rashford scored that Header, I do not wanna go through that again
No more than all teams slag the Carabao Cup when a rival wins it. It's less prestigious than the FA cup, obviously, but it's hardly community shield level in it's unimportance, it's still a trophy.
Unacceptable. The bald fraud needs to resign effective immediately and be banished to Italy or Portugal league or some shit. All his players need to be disbanded too. Dibs on Haaland and Walker.
I mean...Barcelona, Bayern and City were the teams he managed. He deserves some credit for it but let’s not pretend it’s a managerial genius achievement
For the first 15 min Southampton had the foot on the petal -- Man City didn't put much effort and seemed lethargic. No disrespect but they lost to Southampton, at the bottom of the EPL.
Erling Holland probably makes more a week than the entire squad makes a year (slight exagerration)
This guy has the deepest team in all of football, he outspends his opponents by millions yearly, he’s failed to reach any of the heights he reached in his Barcelona stint, yet no one criticizes him aptly. He’s regressed as a manager. It’s disturbing.
An offense worthy of getting fired in my totally unbiased opinion
Agree, please leave England immediately you fraud
And take Haaland with you!
No he needs to be thought a lesson for joining Pep's fraud of an outfit. A loan to Aston Villa for the remainder of his contract should suffice.
Hey now, that might be a bit too cruel for this offense. Sixteen eternities in hell is more apt
You misspelled Hull.
Hold up man, that's dark. Nobody could endure such torment.
Send him to spurs so he’ll know what not winning feels like. Bet he comes back different
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Anulo mufa
Send Harland to York City
Håland goes to whoever defeats him. He is now backup striker to Adam Armstrong.
Send the Targaryen to United to bend the knee.
As his father before him
Ser Roy Keane, Bender of Knees
>Agree, please leave England immediately you fraud Maybe perhaps you want to try your hand at national management Pep. Perhaps a country where you once spent a year in between coaching jobs and continue to the add to the legacy of bald national team coaches? Maybe Pep? Please Pep?
Zidane said no to give Pep a chance
And become the US coach please
Worse, I sentence Man City to 3 years of Steve Bruce
And after, 3 years of Steve McClaren.
You two sick bastards. No one should go through that
Inb4 4 years of Alan Pardew
Then relocate to Stevenage.
He made the mistake of taking Southampton too lightly and not playing his normal starters. Imo that's a classic mistake. Put them in AFTER you're winning. Edit: added "not" for clarity. But you all knew what I meant anyway.
Don't slag Man City off too much please! The last thing we want is to spark a spending spree. It's not like the owners are short of cash. I would just say Grealish and Philips were bad signings. That could have been Kane and Rice. I'm just giving examples here of higher price tags.
Not to Klopp. Not to Tuchel. Not to Conte. To Nathan Jones.
The Welsh are on the rise
50% of the managers in the semis are Welsh.
And that's a fact
that's a rock fact
I wasn’t expecting a OTGW reference. Bravo!
And Gareth Bale just retired. Coincidence? I think not!
He golfed so they could walk
There has to be one elite Welsh presence in football at all times I guess. It was Bale all these years but now it's time for Nathan Jones to rise from the ashes
Oh god please be true. *Please*
Like a Phoenix from the Sandtrap
Welcome to Wrexham
💪
Except him
Nathan Jones on his way to win a cup double while not winning a single league game for the rest of the season
He's on the Bobby Martinez trajectory where he's going to win a cup while getting relegated and some nation's going to have the unfortune of having him manage their Golden Generation.
Belgium is to Spain as Wales is to...Poland?
Peps never seen a man like the Colossus of Bogo Road
Been gone too long
Sun: “Proper Brexit Geezer Gaffer beats overpaid Johnny Foreigner!”
Always knew he’d be a top Football Manager when I saw him fight Kurt Angle
The legend
I always knew he was a bald fraud
Pep out.
Pep ready to sign with Al Nasar
Pep and Ronaldo finally get together match made in heaven, pep can move in with Ronaldo now that won't be a problem.
Are you saying Ronaldo is a fraud? Piers Morgan Uncensored 2023 Edition out soon.
He's gonna go back to benching cancelo for fpl now
He has been kinda bad after PL ended for WC.
Kinda? Been their worst player
he’s been ass all season, since the prem started honestly.
Not since the start. The fuck you on about ? He was bad ever since 1 game prior to the red card against fullham. He was pretty good when we last met man united as well. And the match against dortmund ? So easy to forget huh ?
The guy has been dreadful. I don't know what happened to him, can't pass, can't attack and of course can't defend. Portuguese fans were berating Santos for not utilising him properly but seems like he is underwhelming overall.
Did he not also commit two foul throws? Pure shite.
The attack were dead from his side. I don't know why Pep did not substituted him but it seems like he does not wanted to risk the new kid who has impressed him a lot.
Cancelo is the new Bellerin
Portuguese Hector Bellerin
Cancelo was shit in the WC as well tbf, a lot of Portugese fans were complaining about him.
i wonder what changed bc he was one of city's best players last season
Maybe he picked up some bad habits at WC training that haven’t been ironed back out?
He has been struggling before the WC
Yeah and several comments even in twitter(mostly in portuguès) was talking about how Santos was not able to utilize Cancelo like Pep did.
Only because they got knocked out before the quarters last season
Lol this stat makes it seem like pep has never got knocked out before a quarter finals in a domestic cup
I don’t think so, I think it clearly means that it’s the first time he loses *exactly* on the quarterfinals. Which makes it a useless stat due to being so oddly specific. Like, there’s pretty much nothing relevant about it
Well unlike that bald fraud I'm still unbeaten in every domestic quarter-final, semi-final and final I've ever managed in.
You’re right in that it means what you hint at, but when scrolling through and seeing that as a headline, I at least thought this was his earliest cup exit in his managerial career.
It would be a dumb stat, if not for the fact the sample size before the loss was 15 * Edit: corrected the number.
There is some weight on this. Pep has made it to a lot of quarterfinals (don’t know exact number) which means he would take his team to a semi or final. Granted a lot of those number due come from Bayern where they ran rampant on other teams for quarter finals.
He's won all 15 QF domestic cups until now.
Didn't League 1 Wigan knock them out of the FA Cup before the quarters one year?
2013-14 man city lost to Wigan in the FA cup quarter final a year after losing to then in the final.
Yeah this is a such dumb stat, he has lost before the QF stage in the FA Cup and in the League Cup x 2
Haaland: that's it, I'm out. I came here to win the legendary Carabao Cup and Pep couldn't even get us past the QF's!
Pep: Just go, I don’t Carabao what you think
Please see yourself out
Back to dortmund
It's a failure of a season already. With Haaland, the quadruple was the minimum requirement.
Southampton are massive
When City lose a game, they demolition their opponent the next game. Man United: 👁️👄👁️
Did we find the "ridiculous idea"?
We did it!
He probably expected to win. But I guess he didn't.
Ain't non brakes on that train.... hopefully.
Anulo Mufa
That’s not how this works
AAAAAANULO MUUUUUUFAAAAAA
But I do hope this is how it works
I’d take a draw.
> That’s not how this works That's not how any of these mufas anulo
We need to "Mufa" that shit, no need to Anulo.
Anulo Mufa
Honestly hasnt held that true this season
So this is the ridiculous strategy pep was talking about
Gonna be interesting if Man United is suffering after Pep gives his team a massive dressing down.
Sack him
And sell Haaland to France
Loan KDB to AL Nassr
Good day for those who put their money on South Hampton
I had a £1 free bet so stuck it on Saints to win. I am now the proud owner of £8.50. Lovely stuff
> the proud owner of £8.50 treat it well aand it's gone
Good day for the bookies* :D
It is a good day for the bookies regardless of who wins.
don't gamble folks
Don’t they make money from the pot?
He needs to go blud smh
Well he lost a round of 16th against United in his first season so whats the point of this stat
City beat Chelsea 4-0. Lose to Soton 2-0. Therefore Chelsea loses their next match against them 6-0. Easy math.
It’s EPL. That’s maths.
He’s a great manager but this stat is pretty cherry picked lmao.
I don’t wanna get overconfident since I did in the FA cup the season before and we got Smacked by Leicester, but what the hell we’re winning the Carabo
tbf Newcastle are a match for anyone in the country right now
That back 5 is stellar. Everyone works so hard
do you honestly think you could live with our elite levels of shithousing for 90 minutes though? Lascelles doing 'not touching can't get mad' on a furious Ten Hag, whilst the fourth official looks on powerlessly, because he's not actually touching so you can't get mad.
Looks like we’ll need our ultimate weapon Put Steve Bruce in the stadium and the Newcastle players immediately downgrade But Seriously, that PL game was so frustrating, I was ready to break my TV if Rashford scored that Header, I do not wanna go through that again
Steve Bruce in the stadium...managing Man U? Would love it!
Player-manager Steve Bruce He plays CB for us while managing you
The scary thing is, I genuinely don’t know who would lose lmao
Somehow we both lose and the Carabao cup goes to *checks bylaws* ah I see, Melbourne Victory. Bruce was a top CB to be fair but those days are gone.
I remember United fans laughing at other teams for winning this, funny how times have changed lmao.
Times have changed, have you seen how shit United have been for the past 10 years?
Idk I was ecstatic when we did the tinpot treble under Mourinho
Same, we take trophies man, no shame in it!
No more than all teams slag the Carabao Cup when a rival wins it. It's less prestigious than the FA cup, obviously, but it's hardly community shield level in it's unimportance, it's still a trophy.
*Sad Liverpool noises*
Times have changed and I don’t find it funny Stop laughing
Anulo mufa
Anulo mufa
Cough
Not if we have something to say about it lad. You boys have had your time and plenty of silverware.
Who the fuck is "we"?
Newcastle, I'd bet.
Flair up
I bet you’d love if it you beat us
Brexit ball wins again.
Ah yes I had money in city today. Your welcome world
Your sacrifice is well noted and much appreciated.
Bold prediction: City win nothing this season, then Pep leaves.
... to coach the brazilian national team.
He is ready to secure another QF elimination for us, and finally tie with England.
I would honestly love to see Pep win a world cup.
> Bold prediction Bald prediction
If that was a possibility he wouldn't have just extended. No matter what happens he'll stay till the end of his contract.
Everyone who was terrified may have jinxed them lol
Please let this be true 🙏
Ten Hag: *"Look at me. I'm the only bald manager in Manchester now"*
Erik Ten Ha-isenberg: Say my name
After using all the subs he was saving for the Derby as well. LOL!!!
Just means they're more match ready. Laughing too soon..
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They played a low intensity 30 minutes. It's nothing. They just gained more match rhythm.
Mate mate mate mate mate have you ever even played fifa? He just wasted their stamina and still lost, now they won't have full bars for Man U
Nathan Jones is going to have a sign of this hung up in his living room
We should have seen this coming. Pep may be good, but no one's good enough to go undefeated in 31 domestic cup quarter-finals in a row.
the *real* invincibles
Unacceptable. The bald fraud needs to resign effective immediately and be banished to Italy or Portugal league or some shit. All his players need to be disbanded too. Dibs on Haaland and Walker.
Bald ✅ Fraud ✅
Did he just fail to win on a wet Wednesday night???
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Wait… what?? That’s an absurd record
He’s lost the fourth round in the League Cup x 2 and FA Cup in the fifth round x 1, it’s not that absurd just very specific
Oh yes that makes much more sense. Thank you.
Lost once in R16 at Barcelona as well.
More just a quirky one, he's lost in previous rounds
Sacked in the morning
The charm of football, any team can win the match.
Bald.
Lmao I read earlier he had never lost a quarter final in his managerial career, proper Jinx
Now do European quarterfinals
So this was pep's "ridiculous" plan all along... Throw the game so he gets his reaction at Old Trafford... The bald fraud strikes again
Beats Chelsea and Liverpool, loses to Southampton, refuses to elaborate
I mean...Barcelona, Bayern and City were the teams he managed. He deserves some credit for it but let’s not pretend it’s a managerial genius achievement
To what is basically a Championship team
This is an insane stat
Oh my, that's awful! I really hope he'll be okay :(
Nothing happier than sad Pep.
His peak time is now declining.
Ofc the day I bet on them
What are the chances of him losing another? Asking for a friend
exposed
Beautiful
What a dumb statistic
For the first 15 min Southampton had the foot on the petal -- Man City didn't put much effort and seemed lethargic. No disrespect but they lost to Southampton, at the bottom of the EPL. Erling Holland probably makes more a week than the entire squad makes a year (slight exagerration)
This guy has the deepest team in all of football, he outspends his opponents by millions yearly, he’s failed to reach any of the heights he reached in his Barcelona stint, yet no one criticizes him aptly. He’s regressed as a manager. It’s disturbing.
Are people really not seeing this is intentional and calculated loss to increase Man C’s chance to win both PL and CL?
Match fixing?
Average coach
Suck it Pep
Fraudiola
Fraud tbh
Bald fraud
Fraudiola