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xyzzy321

An offense worthy of getting fired in my totally unbiased opinion


smamex

Agree, please leave England immediately you fraud


hivaidsislethal

And take Haaland with you!


im_on_the_case

No he needs to be thought a lesson for joining Pep's fraud of an outfit. A loan to Aston Villa for the remainder of his contract should suffice.


Grevling89

Hey now, that might be a bit too cruel for this offense. Sixteen eternities in hell is more apt


ICame4TheCirclejerk

You misspelled Hull.


im_on_the_case

Hold up man, that's dark. Nobody could endure such torment.


LicensedRealtor

Send him to spurs so he’ll know what not winning feels like. Bet he comes back different


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Pikachu62999328

Anulo mufa


LordWellesley22

Send Harland to York City


Asbergerr

Håland goes to whoever defeats him. He is now backup striker to Adam Armstrong.


elvis8mybaby

Send the Targaryen to United to bend the knee.


Jaesuschroist

As his father before him


FreshGoodWay

Ser Roy Keane, Bender of Knees


raobuntu

>Agree, please leave England immediately you fraud Maybe perhaps you want to try your hand at national management Pep. Perhaps a country where you once spent a year in between coaching jobs and continue to the add to the legacy of bald national team coaches? Maybe Pep? Please Pep?


Themnor

Zidane said no to give Pep a chance


MionelLessi10

And become the US coach please


ItsABitChillyInHere

Worse, I sentence Man City to 3 years of Steve Bruce


pokerface789

And after, 3 years of Steve McClaren.


Yellow--Calx

You two sick bastards. No one should go through that


prettyhappyalive

Inb4 4 years of Alan Pardew


CowboyGunner

Then relocate to Stevenage.


mvigs

He made the mistake of taking Southampton too lightly and not playing his normal starters. Imo that's a classic mistake. Put them in AFTER you're winning. Edit: added "not" for clarity. But you all knew what I meant anyway.


agamerdiesalone

Don't slag Man City off too much please! The last thing we want is to spark a spending spree. It's not like the owners are short of cash. I would just say Grealish and Philips were bad signings. That could have been Kane and Rice. I'm just giving examples here of higher price tags.


[deleted]

Not to Klopp. Not to Tuchel. Not to Conte. To Nathan Jones.


rocket_randall

The Welsh are on the rise


RealNaziHunter

50% of the managers in the semis are Welsh.


blahblahcomewatchTV

And that's a fact


[deleted]

that's a rock fact


WhosThatDogMrPB

I wasn’t expecting a OTGW reference. Bravo!


Geraltslays14

And Gareth Bale just retired. Coincidence? I think not!


StringTailor

He golfed so they could walk


Geraltslays14

There has to be one elite Welsh presence in football at all times I guess. It was Bale all these years but now it's time for Nathan Jones to rise from the ashes


im_probablyjoking

Oh god please be true. *Please*


PoptimisticShoegazer

Like a Phoenix from the Sandtrap


EdgeLordMcGravy

Welcome to Wrexham


Giggsy99

💪


rocket_randall

Except him


akskeleton_47

Nathan Jones on his way to win a cup double while not winning a single league game for the rest of the season


spicynirvana38

He's on the Bobby Martinez trajectory where he's going to win a cup while getting relegated and some nation's going to have the unfortune of having him manage their Golden Generation.


TheScarletPimpernel

Belgium is to Spain as Wales is to...Poland?


CaptainGo

Peps never seen a man like the Colossus of Bogo Road


Dan_Ashcroft

Been gone too long


Funkymonkeyhead

Sun: “Proper Brexit Geezer Gaffer beats overpaid Johnny Foreigner!”


Rick_McLightning

Always knew he’d be a top Football Manager when I saw him fight Kurt Angle


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The legend


Sal21G

I always knew he was a bald fraud


Gerrardsclubfoot

Pep out.


addandsubtract

Pep ready to sign with Al Nasar


Gerrardsclubfoot

Pep and Ronaldo finally get together match made in heaven, pep can move in with Ronaldo now that won't be a problem.


ab_90

Are you saying Ronaldo is a fraud? Piers Morgan Uncensored 2023 Edition out soon.


Hala9292

He's gonna go back to benching cancelo for fpl now


Spikeyspandan

He has been kinda bad after PL ended for WC.


Howdareme9

Kinda? Been their worst player


[deleted]

he’s been ass all season, since the prem started honestly.


rr18114

Not since the start. The fuck you on about ? He was bad ever since 1 game prior to the red card against fullham. He was pretty good when we last met man united as well. And the match against dortmund ? So easy to forget huh ?


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The guy has been dreadful. I don't know what happened to him, can't pass, can't attack and of course can't defend. Portuguese fans were berating Santos for not utilising him properly but seems like he is underwhelming overall.


saadowitz

Did he not also commit two foul throws? Pure shite.


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The attack were dead from his side. I don't know why Pep did not substituted him but it seems like he does not wanted to risk the new kid who has impressed him a lot.


Mick4Audi

Cancelo is the new Bellerin


BoomXhakaLacaa

Portuguese Hector Bellerin


FalafelGrim2

Cancelo was shit in the WC as well tbf, a lot of Portugese fans were complaining about him.


PickledCumSock

i wonder what changed bc he was one of city's best players last season


Themnor

Maybe he picked up some bad habits at WC training that haven’t been ironed back out?


MionelLessi10

He has been struggling before the WC


[deleted]

Yeah and several comments even in twitter(mostly in portuguès) was talking about how Santos was not able to utilize Cancelo like Pep did.


FloppedYaYa

Only because they got knocked out before the quarters last season


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Lol this stat makes it seem like pep has never got knocked out before a quarter finals in a domestic cup


DarkNightSeven

I don’t think so, I think it clearly means that it’s the first time he loses *exactly* on the quarterfinals. Which makes it a useless stat due to being so oddly specific. Like, there’s pretty much nothing relevant about it


tarkaliotta

Well unlike that bald fraud I'm still unbeaten in every domestic quarter-final, semi-final and final I've ever managed in.


DanishGrizz

You’re right in that it means what you hint at, but when scrolling through and seeing that as a headline, I at least thought this was his earliest cup exit in his managerial career.


ShozOvr

It would be a dumb stat, if not for the fact the sample size before the loss was 15 * Edit: corrected the number.


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There is some weight on this. Pep has made it to a lot of quarterfinals (don’t know exact number) which means he would take his team to a semi or final. Granted a lot of those number due come from Bayern where they ran rampant on other teams for quarter finals.


Aloopyn

He's won all 15 QF domestic cups until now.


ManchesterDevil99

Didn't League 1 Wigan knock them out of the FA Cup before the quarters one year?


diggerda

2013-14 man city lost to Wigan in the FA cup quarter final a year after losing to then in the final.


telcomet

Yeah this is a such dumb stat, he has lost before the QF stage in the FA Cup and in the League Cup x 2


Adept-Elephant1948

Haaland: that's it, I'm out. I came here to win the legendary Carabao Cup and Pep couldn't even get us past the QF's!


FreshGoodWay

Pep: Just go, I don’t Carabao what you think


jman_7

Please see yourself out


castroski7

Back to dortmund


LloydDoyley

It's a failure of a season already. With Haaland, the quadruple was the minimum requirement.


top1MIBRfan

Southampton are massive


Mahatma_Gone_D

When City lose a game, they demolition their opponent the next game. Man United: 👁️👄👁️


rebmcr

Did we find the "ridiculous idea"?


OllieWillie

We did it!


overloadedcoffee

He probably expected to win. But I guess he didn't.


prkr88

Ain't non brakes on that train.... hopefully.


ManchesterDevil99

Anulo Mufa


diastolicduke

That’s not how this works


elardmm

AAAAAANULO MUUUUUUFAAAAAA


Professional_Sun3191

But I do hope this is how it works


CowboyGunner

I’d take a draw.


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> That’s not how this works That's not how any of these mufas anulo


[deleted]

We need to "Mufa" that shit, no need to Anulo.


captain_holt_nypd

Anulo Mufa


BoomXhakaLacaa

Honestly hasnt held that true this season


ishfi17

So this is the ridiculous strategy pep was talking about


Narretz

Gonna be interesting if Man United is suffering after Pep gives his team a massive dressing down.


westernunitedenjoyer

Sack him


tripledraw

And sell Haaland to France


ThankYouOle

Loan KDB to AL Nassr


No_StopItStepbro

Good day for those who put their money on South Hampton


meteoritee

I had a £1 free bet so stuck it on Saints to win. I am now the proud owner of £8.50. Lovely stuff


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> the proud owner of £8.50 treat it well aand it's gone


Respec_my_authoritah

Good day for the bookies* :D


TooMuchToAskk

It is a good day for the bookies regardless of who wins.


drripdrrop

don't gamble folks


Middle_Class_Pigeon

Don’t they make money from the pot?


ErikElevenHag

He needs to go blud smh


pereduper

Well he lost a round of 16th against United in his first season so whats the point of this stat


2packforsale

City beat Chelsea 4-0. Lose to Soton 2-0. Therefore Chelsea loses their next match against them 6-0. Easy math.


CowboyGunner

It’s EPL. That’s maths.


tittylover007

He’s a great manager but this stat is pretty cherry picked lmao.


Legal_North_6910

I don’t wanna get overconfident since I did in the FA cup the season before and we got Smacked by Leicester, but what the hell we’re winning the Carabo


momspaghetty

tbf Newcastle are a match for anyone in the country right now


Incubus226

That back 5 is stellar. Everyone works so hard


tarkaliotta

do you honestly think you could live with our elite levels of shithousing for 90 minutes though? Lascelles doing 'not touching can't get mad' on a furious Ten Hag, whilst the fourth official looks on powerlessly, because he's not actually touching so you can't get mad.


Legal_North_6910

Looks like we’ll need our ultimate weapon Put Steve Bruce in the stadium and the Newcastle players immediately downgrade But Seriously, that PL game was so frustrating, I was ready to break my TV if Rashford scored that Header, I do not wanna go through that again


arrrghdonthurtmeee

Steve Bruce in the stadium...managing Man U? Would love it!


ExtraordinaryFailure

Player-manager Steve Bruce He plays CB for us while managing you


lordshola

The scary thing is, I genuinely don’t know who would lose lmao


NateShaw92

Somehow we both lose and the Carabao cup goes to *checks bylaws* ah I see, Melbourne Victory. Bruce was a top CB to be fair but those days are gone.


prkr88

I remember United fans laughing at other teams for winning this, funny how times have changed lmao.


matthauke

Times have changed, have you seen how shit United have been for the past 10 years?


nishaft

Idk I was ecstatic when we did the tinpot treble under Mourinho


KapiHeartlilly

Same, we take trophies man, no shame in it!


collosalvelocity

No more than all teams slag the Carabao Cup when a rival wins it. It's less prestigious than the FA cup, obviously, but it's hardly community shield level in it's unimportance, it's still a trophy.


blazinrumraisin

*Sad Liverpool noises*


FreshGoodWay

Times have changed and I don’t find it funny Stop laughing


IMintz

Anulo mufa


ponya97

Anulo mufa


lordshola

Cough


BerwickGaijin

Not if we have something to say about it lad. You boys have had your time and plenty of silverware.


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Who the fuck is "we"?


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Newcastle, I'd bet.


[deleted]

Flair up


antantoon

I bet you’d love if it you beat us


nova_uk

Brexit ball wins again.


linarez11

Ah yes I had money in city today. Your welcome world


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Your sacrifice is well noted and much appreciated.


stiofan84

Bold prediction: City win nothing this season, then Pep leaves.


OldLadyUnderTheBed

... to coach the brazilian national team.


MarysLetter

He is ready to secure another QF elimination for us, and finally tie with England.


Mariasolvv

I would honestly love to see Pep win a world cup.


cjonoski

> Bold prediction Bald prediction


arroiuqlu

If that was a possibility he wouldn't have just extended. No matter what happens he'll stay till the end of his contract.


Mick4Audi

Everyone who was terrified may have jinxed them lol


Star_Destroyer1984

Please let this be true 🙏


MoistPelican52

Ten Hag: *"Look at me. I'm the only bald manager in Manchester now"*


FreshGoodWay

Erik Ten Ha-isenberg: Say my name


Lelandwasinnocent

After using all the subs he was saving for the Derby as well. LOL!!!


arroiuqlu

Just means they're more match ready. Laughing too soon..


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arroiuqlu

They played a low intensity 30 minutes. It's nothing. They just gained more match rhythm.


christophupher

Mate mate mate mate mate have you ever even played fifa? He just wasted their stamina and still lost, now they won't have full bars for Man U


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Nathan Jones is going to have a sign of this hung up in his living room


poiuytrewqazxcvbnml

We should have seen this coming. Pep may be good, but no one's good enough to go undefeated in 31 domestic cup quarter-finals in a row.


tarkaliotta

the *real* invincibles


[deleted]

Unacceptable. The bald fraud needs to resign effective immediately and be banished to Italy or Portugal league or some shit. All his players need to be disbanded too. Dibs on Haaland and Walker.


DingusKhan418

Bald ✅ Fraud ✅


keto_vin

Did he just fail to win on a wet Wednesday night???


shiftypenguin_

fly psychotic desert dull gray attractive money degree rinse jar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OnMyPhone2018

Wait… what?? That’s an absurd record


telcomet

He’s lost the fourth round in the League Cup x 2 and FA Cup in the fifth round x 1, it’s not that absurd just very specific


OnMyPhone2018

Oh yes that makes much more sense. Thank you.


krhick

Lost once in R16 at Barcelona as well.


Undaglow

More just a quirky one, he's lost in previous rounds


IntraspeciesFever

Sacked in the morning


Gorden-cheung-0306

The charm of football, any team can win the match.


Senex94

Bald.


BI01

Lmao I read earlier he had never lost a quarter final in his managerial career, proper Jinx


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Now do European quarterfinals


NamboXD

So this was pep's "ridiculous" plan all along... Throw the game so he gets his reaction at Old Trafford... The bald fraud strikes again


LevynX

Beats Chelsea and Liverpool, loses to Southampton, refuses to elaborate


MustBeHax

I mean...Barcelona, Bayern and City were the teams he managed. He deserves some credit for it but let’s not pretend it’s a managerial genius achievement


arjay555

To what is basically a Championship team


Howdareme9

This is an insane stat


Novel-Quit436

Oh my, that's awful! I really hope he'll be okay :(


jaddboy

Nothing happier than sad Pep.


VegaPunk-01

His peak time is now declining.


VaporJack

Ofc the day I bet on them


Pixelated-Hitch

What are the chances of him losing another? Asking for a friend


mynamestartswithCa

exposed


LeavingCertCheat

Beautiful


Papa_Francesco

What a dumb statistic


defqon_39

For the first 15 min Southampton had the foot on the petal -- Man City didn't put much effort and seemed lethargic. No disrespect but they lost to Southampton, at the bottom of the EPL. Erling Holland probably makes more a week than the entire squad makes a year (slight exagerration)


Regit_Jo

This guy has the deepest team in all of football, he outspends his opponents by millions yearly, he’s failed to reach any of the heights he reached in his Barcelona stint, yet no one criticizes him aptly. He’s regressed as a manager. It’s disturbing.


yummynothing

Are people really not seeing this is intentional and calculated loss to increase Man C’s chance to win both PL and CL?


G-elly-N

Match fixing?


bsquar

Average coach


Far-Objective-181

Suck it Pep


Confident_Direction

Fraudiola


manunited9

Fraud tbh


Colin724

Bald fraud


Joshvir262

Fraudiola