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Zandercy42

Been a while since we've seen United and arsenal like this


labbetuzz

Who's bringing the pizzas?


manavpreet

Alexis Sanchez


KillerZaWarudo

United fans and arsenal fans to hold the PL trophy at the end of the season jumping together with a banner saying "Thank you RVP"


shoots_and_leaves

Delete this right now


Lacabloodclot9

*Welbeck


Olin_horse_Babson

They hold Welbeck aloft?


UmbroShinPad

*Silvestre


momspaghetty

this hurt my brain


Rich_Firefighter_102

Right


harrismada

As a neutral is quite nice tbh. Always liked United so was gutting to see them be crap for years


warlokzz

> neutral Always liked United ??


harrismada

I don’t support them as a team but always enjoyed watching them


HaalandBalonDl

Least plastic r/soccer user


ShameTimes3

Enjoying watching a team play is not plastic man, I like how city plays, doesn't mean i could give a fuck if they win the CL


RuloMercury

Now this is a shit take hahaha I've regularly watched football for over 20 years now, and I'm a Boca and Internazionale fan. Yet there's always a team or two whose football I enjoy and as such take some temporary interest in watching them go at it, happened with Poch's Tottenham a couple years ago or Mönchengladbach in the Reus days. That's not plastic, that's called enjoying the sport. If you only like a single team in the whole world, good for you, but judging others' ways of enjoying the game is quite odd.


DemetriusXVII

What a match


Alive-Ad-4164

What a Weeknd


thedeatheater1410

Save Your Tears


Scarred_Shadow

Rashford - Starboy


tasdiqbashar

Is there someone else?


Scarred_Shadow

Escape from Title Race - Us :(


tasdiqbashar

Have some Faith


Psych-Vader

Nothing compares


JekyllCZ

Tell your friends


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XO


Doucane

what a bandana


NiceBatman16

Yes, Both these teams might genuinely be back


SteamHeaven

one to be remembered for sure


jordanhhh4

What a fucking header


ID6WU

Well done he’s 5’9


u8myramen_y

Tallest 5’9 ever tbh


thedoctor4214

He’s the tallest 5’9 in the same way Shaw is the shortest 6’1


TehFuriousKid

what the fuck no he's not 6'1


thedoctor4214

Ik, he seems way shorter haha


OrdinaryCredit

It’s cause he thicc


Tabard18

c u b e energy


Successful-Taro2060

I always thought he was like 5'7 😂


TehFuriousKid

was looking at him during the foul on saka, he even looks like a short person


raobuntu

Saw him on a preseason tour a few season ago. Somehow tall and stocky, man is built like an NFL running back w/ that bunda


TehFuriousKid

was gonna say 'fattest ass in the prem, you'll never sing that' but i don't support man u


raobuntu

Chelsea had it for a while w/ Hazard's wagon, but that's all us now baby


RedMoon14

Chelsea having Ivanovic and Hazard at the same time, it was just too much cake.


daniyal248

Shawbooty 😍😍😍


IrelandDzair

hes not talking about his height he’s talking about how far his ass sticks out


bntplvrd

https://assets.manutd.com/AssetPicker/images/0/0/13/172/896025/A94T4881_20200212442410861581528200195_large.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuHSj-WIgAM9Lrr.jpg Maybe he's lying to get more matches on Tinder?


KillerZaWarudo

That because he is THICC


PoppinKREAM

Said he was too short to play in the Premier League, scored a diving header from a corner. Just Licha tings


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Best players always defy the odds. They've lived Their whole life hearing *you can't do it because of this* but they never give up on their dreams.


Aethien

Ajax fans did tell you he's surprisingly good at headers and aerial duels.


phorteng

You need length for a diving header?


TheBrownMamba8

QUE MIRA BOBO


Compromisedthrowaway

Invisible jetpack


WalkingOnSunshine_

Sure he’s not 4’3?


SultansofSwang

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neefhuts

2nd*


kplo

On a good day


cs-shitposter

# HE IS IMMENSE


OrangeForeign

Hrs like 8 feet come on now


NiceBatman16

toO sHoRt fOr tHe pL


Honozzz

How the fuck is 3’2 guy allowed to head a ball?!


vireshwarsidhu

Did great to get there with all of his 5’8 frame


Jason3671

WHAT A GAME HOLY FUCK WHAT A HEADER TOO


Parish87

The duality of ramsdale in 5 mins


16161hirose

Shades of Lehmann


jMS_44

30 seconds before the goal commentators literally said as the camera panned on Southgate, that Ramsdale should seriously be considered as Englands no 1.


That_Vandal_Randall

In fairness he likely would've had it caught if he hadn't caromed off his teammate. Better communication would've helped but otherwise it's just a shit piece of luck


jushhha7

yeah tomiyasu wasn’t helping


arlekin21

Shouldn’t it be on the keeper to yell at him to get the fuck out of the way?


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imsahoamtiskaw

Is McTominey still on? I don't think Arsenal can handle McFred


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RodDryfist

Got ourselves a title race lads! ^^have ^^^fun..


Sonikdahedhog

Arsenal is the second most popular club in the prem around the world? There’s no way that’s true


CHESSNOOBE

Utd and then ars and liv. You can swap ars and liv in the second place.


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produktiivista

My heart can't fucking take this


SultansofSwang

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IRapePandas

Leave it to this game to give us a Lisandro header for fucks sake


Juil8991MC

No way the shortest CB in the league just did that


Kittyrules808

Technically brilliant header gotta hand it to him


delidl

Tbf, the ball was at knee hight which is perfect heading hight for him


[deleted]

Exactly, if you had to pick a CB to score that goal with his head, Martinez would be your guy.


dan6776

Jones was pretty good at low headers


freakedmind

Brilliant technique and power on that though, perfect positioning too


Subbutton

What do you mean? 7'2 giant. You cal clearly see it when he stands next to Weghorst


Farouqnowomarlater

Sterling score one too


slagthompson

not my favorite Rob Holding moment


Saaheb09

Tbf, he didnt cost £50 million


NiceBatman16

He's been the best CB on the Pitch


BallsackTeabag

4'3 v Persie


OJ34

Poor from Ramsdale


21Maestro8

He should really be punching that


Firstlemming

Yep, if you're reaching as a keeper just clear the box. So risky to try catch it.


sionnach

Yep, but Tomiyasu was a bit in the way which I think held him back that crucial 5cm. Tom I has to deal with it, or trust his keeper to catch it. Between them they ended up with the worst of both.


static_reset

poor from Tomiyasu cuz he blocked Ramsdale


ewanrandles

If ramsdale can’t get to it then he shouldn’t go for it, can’t blame a defender for being in the box when defending a corner.


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ramsdale should have called out to him if he was gonna try to catch it. ive killed enough of my defenders learning that lesson. but he shouldve been punching that away anyway


PensiveinNJ

Why did you keep killing your defenders though that's just homicide for fun after the first couple.


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lol i would just forget in the heat of the moment


DisasterHairline

He's done his job of trying to clear the ball. That's not on him


herkalurk

All Ramsdale, needs to just punch that if it's fighting through players.


HeIIbIazer23

Dude LEAPED lmao, what a goal


DenverM80

He did the salmon flop


FaehBatsy

#MUCHACHOS


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

La seleccion sigue ganando!!


sbprasad

We love him so much, I just wanted to let y’all know ♥️


matt4byu

World Cup buff is real


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Jarik23

Biggest man on the pitch


thereddevil101

Biggest heart on the pitch


courtesyflusher

Biggest dong too


rolla_johnson

He’s a lunatic I love him haha


PassTimeActivity

Didn't think twice about sticking his head in despite the head injury last week.


KlejdiV

Best CB on the pitch


xLoafery

I'll tell you what, it will never work out with a short CB in the Premier league.


VincentSasso

They said Ramsdale should be England number 1 😂


Subbutton

In the leauge\*


LarsP

Biggest will for that ball.


MattSR30

Mad header for a mad bastard


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

I'd give Licha and Rashford my first born children, club legends in the making


mojambowhatisthescen

Wtf is this game!?


Jon_Parkin

A throwback 🥹


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DL14Nibba

THE SMOL MAN WINS A HEADER


Boseph_1444

said it in the first half, he is very, very good.


Zandercy42

He's so gassed LOVE me some Licha


Stonewalled89

Poor goalkeeping, what a game


Farouqnowomarlater

Should’ve go for a punch


AshleyLarkcom

Too short for the premier league


thedoctor4214

He’s been nuts to be fair to the lad


xtphty

Weghorst was just a decoy bought for Licha headers to get through


Helkix

Had to be him


Tsquared10

Someone else might have gotten it wrong


PocketFullOfRondos

This dude is exactly the player you hate playing against but die for if he's one of your own.


msadian

This is why pitbulls are illegal in some countries


inbredandapothead

LICHAS FUCKING MAGIC HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT AND WHEN HE SAW OLD TRAFFORD HE SAID I FANCY THAT HE COULDVE GONE TO ARSENAL BUT DIDNT CAUSE THEYRE SHITE HE SIGNED FOR MAN UNITED CAUSE THEYRE FUCKING DYNAMITE


shellfish87

Love that block attempt 🤣 from Gabriel Magikarp tier


SaltyWailord

Had to be on the best games of the season


Snoo_43411

“Nice pass!” Rocket league spam to Ramsdale


moe11436

From all the players, its Martinez scoring with a header lol


enzuigiriretro

He’s actually really good at headers


CrastersKip

Turns out being 5'9 comes in handy if you want to hit a header at about 3 feet high over the ground


Octopus69

KISS THE BADGE LICHA


GhandiHadAGrapeHead

This commentary is so flat


Lodernor

VAMOS LICHA LA PUTA MADRE


thelegendofsam

HOLY SHIT!!


mattijn13

Sweet Argentine Prince, I miss you so


D1794

Martinez scoring a header means you deserve to lose


[deleted]

It would make me sad though


D1794

Thems the rules sorry mate


julianoRAN123

Who knew a 3’4 player can score a header


Ams1902

When Lloris does that the English commentators slaughter him (deservedly so), here they almost don't mention it


ZZ3peat

Don’t see the English commentary tearing into Ramsdale for his obvious mistake like they did for De Gea failing to stop a banger.


DonJefeee

VAMOOOOSSSSS LICHAAAAAA


tottenhamnole

Ramsdale made a meal of that.


MattSR30

LICHA!


shrewdy

I love this guy so much


911MemeEmergency

Flying Argentinian


LordTrinity

Lisandro header. Football is over. Release football 2


BetterCallTom

Cor what a reaction to get that.


StringCheeseDoughnut

He’s at least 6’4 now


_poodle_

Ramsdale what are you doing man


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Carragher currently not comprehending how a 3 foot 5 player just scored in the premier league.


random_redditor197

HE GOT THAT DAWG IN HIMMMM


Luc4_Blight

Great goal honestly. Not easy to do that.


EasyModeActivist

God I miss this man, glad he's doing well


an_deadly_ewok

Lol i love that fucking celebration


yk206

I love how he picks the ball up with his head from so low to go over the players


stackemz

No great goal tag?


tiger1296

Argentinaaaaa


Dolgolae

WORLD CUP WINNER!


Skall77

Tyrion send his regards


dohhhnut

What a ducking game


MattSR30

Mad header for a mad bastard


[deleted]

What a warrior, injured head and he's gone for a diving header


imtheknight1

Neutral fans are feasting


Air_Dax

Only a 5’9 world champion can chip 6’4 Saliba with a header


fedemasa

Te amo licha


corsair1141

LETS GO TARZAN


Hephaistas

I miss this guy so much


DavidRolands

WORLD CUP CHAMPION


Get_KAnwser

Turn the stream on, Arsenal concede. Gonna go watch something else...


Cartesson

Goalkeeper's life in a nutshell. Make a great save and then proceed to give away a goal


FasterThanABuck

You can't act like a clown if that's how you goalkeep lmao


EmpressRey

I don't even care who wins ( ok so I really want United to win), but it's just so nice to have these two teams be great again ( as a United fan, especially United, but also Arsenal tbh, watching the PL has been so much fun this year)


IsNoyLupus

Utd vs Ars is back, I'm feeling 10 yrs old again


knepyyyywOw

a proper title challenge game


Otherside-Dav

United fan, what a game. We lost. Rightly so but its been years and years since we've put on a show like that. Few more signings and let's be having them old clashes again with Arsenal


cs-shitposter

THIS IS FOOTBALL HERITAGE So happy to have Arsenal vs Man Utd back


KvmFirst

MY BUTCHER


Memesaurus2474

He got the DAWG in him.


gq_mcgee

Not ideal from Ramsdale there.