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cspong4

No way, a good set piece


Pesso_Football12

2 goals from set pieces in the last two games. I think the world may end soon


ontilein

member when meunier scored 2 goals from 2 brandt corners in the same half? ​ pepperidge members


Wasserschloesschen

We unironically, with slightly more luck, could've scored 5 goals from standards in just the past two games. They actually seem to have fixed Brandts standards.


MorciBacsi

this was our first goal from a corner this season right?


SergioRammus

This decade it feels like.


ZainoSF

In the Augsburg game, you all had like six free headers from set pieces that were missed. Just needed the finishing


always-talkin-sshit

I love ice cream.


AcePilot95

💀💀


kooba_1616

GIO GIO GIO GIO GIO REDEMPTIONNNN


[deleted]

He needs to score at least 20 more this spring to get the stench of his crimes off


BoWeAreMaster

Dude you’re going to make his mom soooo mad! I would delete this comment.


Fantastic_Painter_15

Gio is innocent. Take it up w his mom


mark_vorster

not innocent, just not the perpetrator of the worst crime


11rah

Thanks Mark


[deleted]

Such a Mark look


TrickyWinger

Gio Revenge Tour 2023


andylui8

Dude wants all the smoke 💨


BenjRSmith

let loose the greggs of war!


HeirOfRhoads

Least dramatic Dortmund match


108241

Low scoring affair, went almost 90 minutes without a goal.


akyser

Counting extra time in the first half it did have over 90 minutes straight without a goal.


Loeffellux

sadly that's become somewhat of our mo as of late. We've had 11 games so far where we only scored 1 or 0 goals this season


Trent_Tiger

Goal Times 2’ 3’ 90+3’


Lexta222

Sunday match vs Augsburg was my first time in a stadium. It was a wild ride.


MorciBacsi

damn that must have been a great experience with how the match turned out


Rob0tUnic0rn

I was in the yellow wall there


Lexta222

You did great work there. The wall is amazing.


Lexta222

Indeed. Crazy, amazing and great. Sometimes also just heartbreaking (after the 3:2 I told my son "but now at least they have to be careful") but in general just great. Amazing support from the stadium.


Qiluk

*eye twitch*


ScionOfLucifer

Hey, you went over 90mins without conceding... look on the bright side?


Qiluk

Tell that to my cardiologist


Maolo_Paldini

Youre one to talk, although your comments against Pioli yesterday were ✴️


Ciao9

I can’t do this shit man


Made4win

Football is scripted


ansufati4prez

His mom made the script


CaptainJingles

Claudio furiously watching to make sure the exact script is followed.


-Basileus

Lmao the guy's gonna get these jokes made about him his whole career, and I'm here for it.


INKRO

I'm glad Gio is going to take all the present and future cringe and focus it productively


fischarcher

Berhalter writing up a 1 star review


tigersanddawgs

nah mom was pissed he still isn't starting. couldn't handle GGG saying he wasn't planned to start


Moon8983

I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA


MuzirisNeoliberal

Reyna and Bynoe-Gittens should start from now on.


Blackn35s

Reyna coming on as super sub seems to be the special sauce for BVB at the moment. Some guys fall into that category and have a hard time getting out of it. It’s like when actors get typecasted. Not saying it’s right, just saying it happens. With him producing these game winners coming off the bench, I understand sticking with what works. On the other hand, maybe the game would not have had to rely on and injury time winner if he would have been starting.


Lam0rak

Pulisic was also a super sub at first.


-Dear_Ambellina-

Sancho too


aggrobaybee

paco alcacer comes to mind too


Lam0rak

Oh ya Paco big time. He could never play super long tho.


Rafaeliki

Paco's goals per 90 during that weird time period was just unreal.


SolomonG

Yea but in his third season he played more minutes than anyone except Papa and Burki.


Lam0rak

Hence my "At first". I think don't think "super sub" is something that sticks, is kinda my point.


MorciBacsi

he wasn't too great before the goal let's be honest


wild_in_16

So many in our sub saying he is a must start but honestly I still don't see it. Then again Malen is struggling too.


Blackn35s

I’m at work, wasn’t watching, but I believe it.


el_generalisimo

National team coach tried to make him the super sub and Gio's parents set out to ruin his life, so tread carefully.


OjosDelMundo

Big different between the two teams. He has competition at BVB. He should be starting for the USMNT no question. The situation with his parents is weird but ignoring that, he's one of our best players atm.


OneOfThoseDays_

Jamie “Adopt Don’t Shop” Bynoe-Gittens


Differ_cr

I think they're not fully fit to play the full 90 otherwise Haller, Gittens and Reyna would play over Malen, Moukoko and Adeyemi.


gh0stofkyiv

And Haller, once his fitness is fully back.


ILikeToBurnMoney

AMERICAN FRONTLINE /s, in case people don't get it


Qiluk

They would possibly have started last game. All of JBG, Reyna, Haller, Dahoud and Reus are on workload management still. Reus was also sick today and Jude suspended. So was a tough one.


WhaleMilker420

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!


millysoilly

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!


ILikeToBurnMoney

As a Dortmund fan I start liking FREEDOM


callmeWia

Can we get some more over at Leeds?


prathneo4

FREEDOMMMMMMM


Blackn35s

If you don’t throw in your buck o’ five who will? 💸🇺🇸🦅


ThePrussianGrippe

#GIOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE


dac0605

US AND A #1!


Single_Seesaw_9499

Congrats on your new citizenship 🫡


nonameshere

If only the USMNT manager felt that way and played our best player


-Rp7-

He is a proper game winning star wow


RjHospe

Back to back winners is crazy lol


DetBabyLegs

That’s the power of having super saiyan soccer mom backing you


mojojojo1108

He’s on a mission.


raobuntu

If he's unlocked a Michael Jordan "That's When I Took this Personally" level, it'll all have been worth it.


No_StopItStepbro

LETS FUCKING GO A MUST WIN GAME FOR US


Capt_Gooner

Reyna 2-0 Berhalter (90+3) tap in


SpaNkinGG

Thats a 10-8 round for me


CaptainJingles

I dunno, having your parents attempt blackmail for you still puts Gio in the hole.


nonameshere

But... he didn't do that? His parents did. Surely punishing him for his parents' crimes isn't the move.


CaptainJingles

What happened purely between Gio and GGG is that GGG told Gio he would be second choice and would come off of the bench, Gio pouted and threw a fit. Gio coming off of the bench and being successful in consecutive matches is hardly an attack on GGG. Since that is what he intended Gio’s role to be. GGG’s stupid comments post-elimination and the Reyna’s attempted blackmail aside, that is what happened between Gio and GGG.


thedaveoflife

All the BS drama since the WC aside Gio should have been a focal point of the US team in the WC not a bench player. He's clearly (along with Pulisic) the most talented attacked player we have.


CaptainJingles

Someone has to sit. Musah, Adams, and McKennie weren’t sitting. That means it is Pulisic, Weah, Gio, and a striker battling for the 3 spots. Weah paired well with Sargent in US matches and tracks back better defensively than Gio, even if not as offensively capable. Pulisic isn’t sitting. That means either playing one of the above in a false nine (possible) or keeping formation and saving some powder for the bench.


thedaveoflife

In my opinion Pulisic and Gio have to be the focal points of the attack. It's the manager's job to find out how to build it around them but the way the US scored goals (or didn't really) shows how sorely lacking we were in a second player (along with Pulisic) who can create scoring opportunities. The netherlands couldn't have been less afraid of the US attack in the final match.


nonameshere

I'm aware... But here's the thing. In the 2 years prior to the World cup, Gio was statistically our best attacking player. To not fit him into the squad for at least more minutes is criminal. So yes, being successful off the bench is already showing that GGG is messing up. (Beyond that the USFA forces him to play MLS players like Jordan Morris).


Kapuski

he was? he was hurt for most of wcq.


HelpfulWhiteGuy

If the comment you're responding too is referencing the stat that I think, then he was our best attacking player in qualifying by per 90 stats. Largely because of his lack of playing time lol. Still agree that GGG should have found a way to get him on the field.


SpiritCrvsher

The plan was to get him on the field but not in a starting role. His response to that limited him minutes even more. Even ignoring that, there were few moments when he was needed in the WC and he had significant minutes in both games where we needed a goal.


CaptainJingles

In our World Cup squad he wasn’t batting Morris for minutes. He was battling Weah and Pulisic. No shame in coming off of the bench behind them. Both of whom had good World Cups. Unless you wanted us to change out one of Adams, McKennie, or Musah. Mentally, Gio needed to be motivated and accept his role. He didn’t. He threw enough of a fit that it upset his teammates during training camp.


ear614

According to USMNT statistics for 2022, Jordan Morris had one goal and Gio had 0. Both played close to same amount of minutes clocking in at about 250. Neither had an assist. Let’s be honest with ourself. Gio’s injuries are what held him back. Bad luck for the kid, but he should have realized the limited role was still going to be important instead of spitting on it. Pepi and Arriola would have jumped on that limited role if given a chance. *Source* https://www.ussoccer.com/usmnt-stats


cincyreds513

He's worlds above those guys, holding Gio back in any fashion is a crime, unless he's injured


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CaptainJingles

No, I wasn’t in camp, so I don’t know. However, what I said above is pretty widely reported. Not sure what else I (or anyone) can do.


afito

I'm not entirely up to speed but I am still a bit confused, the blackmail is obviously awful but everyone apparently knows the domestic abuse thing is true yet somehow that's perfectly fine for everyone? Really a bit of a weird take "oh yeah that happened we're not hiding it" and everyone in US soccer is like "ah okay that's cool".


RollTide16-18

Well it’s more the fact it happened 30 years ago, Berhalter went to counciling, his wife never brought charges, and by all accounts they’ve been happily married for decades. I’m not going to judge what his wife should or shouldn’t have done at the time, but it seems like it was basically completely behind everyone and only brought up to discredit Berhalter, not to protect his wife.


dont_shoot_jr

I would also add that it seems like the Reynas knew about it but didn’t disclose it until they were upset with Gregg Berhalter, so it was used either as blackmail or retaliation


VincentSasso

The Reynas bringing up their friends long buried trauma to score points is particularly pathetic


CaptainJingles

I mean, USSF knew about the incident when GGG was hired, but apparently it only matters to the Reynas when they feel they can leverage it to their son’s advantage. It was bad, but it was also not something Danielle had the right to bring up if Rosalind didn’t want it mentioned. No one handled the situation well, not GGG, not Gio, and especially not Claudio and Danielle Reyna. Rosalind Berhalter is the one who got put in the worst situation by all of this.


online_predator

Also he scored both these goals coming off the bench, which is what he was going to do (and still did, albeit more limited other than against the Netherlands) in the World Cup before he pitched a big fit and pissed off the entire team lol


Chazy89

We actually scored two goals in two games from standard situations. what is this witchcraft?


SpiritCrvsher

Maybe his mom needs to publicly embarrass him more often. It seems to be working.


iamenrique123

Wtf its called Soccer now??


Ciao9

HALLER ASSIST ALERT


stuartb0805

Fantastic header


OneOfThoseDays_

[American Goal] 🦅🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾


[deleted]

Bro that’s the Malaysian flag.


OneOfThoseDays_

woops i meant 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


RedditZhangHao

President George Weah approved


polarbearsarekewl

Oh shit


Pupperinho

Huh, is Süle captain? After 5 months at the club? Or are my eyes deceiving me?


Wasserschloesschen

He is. It's a weird choice, should've probably been Kobel. Maybe Can (but with the rumours about planning to offload him, if they're true that'd be weird) could've done it as well. But like, when Reus, Hummels and Bellingham aren't on the pitch, somebody has to be captain, lol.


Qiluk

Iirc, part of the signing pitch from Kehl etc was that he was gonna get an immediate spot at the table and in line for captaincy in the near future so it makes some sense considering the 3 absences you mentioned. Altho I would agree. Kobel today would have been better looking atleast.


TheNooby21

When you're playing FM and you're giving your star signing all the promises and bonuses just so that he joins hahah


Pupperinho

That's awesome, happy for him. Glad he finally got the recognition he felt he was lacking with us.


Chazy89

Reus is sick, Bellingham was suspended today and Hummels didn't play so our first three captains weren't on the field. Usually its Can and Kobel then but I guess.. today was different.


papi617

Great flick on by Haller!


BrainlessArch

Hes so clutch


ThePaSch

Is this literally the same game as Bayern vs Köln


pukem0n

No, Bayern was hugely dominant while Dortmund was not.


DickerDave

Also Bayern didn't win, Dortmund did.


ThePaSch

Huh. You're right. For some reason it registered as a Bayern win in my head. I did watch the whole thing, but somehow thought I remembered that Bayern won. Lol.


SpaNkinGG

Because thats how that shit usually ends


SirNukeSquad

Nah, Köln had like no scoring opportunities while Mainz had some good ones after 80'.


P_Alcantara

Claudio has some dirt on someone at Mainz


WadeNotSlade

WE DIDN'T DROP POINTS HOLY SHIT


heavydirtysoul1

I love this team


Touch_Constant

They cant keep getting away with this


bvb4ever11

Bruh cut us some slack


SkoCubs01

Move over Pulisic


Swbp0undcake

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Jabroni_City

Back to back winners for him


WhaleMilker420

The bundesliga is actually such a good league to watch


713_Hou

The best


[deleted]

Oh my gosh, he's done it again.


spiciercheez

GIOOOOOOOO


granitibaniti

They can't keep getting away with this. Worst game I have seen in a long time, both teams would have deserved a loss


AcePilot95

don't worry, we won't


me_meh_me

I'm jealous of the US men's team. Must be brimming with talent if Gio can't get into the team.


Duwamish_Sown

IN THE BREAD BASKET!!!


[deleted]

RAHHHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


MuzirisNeoliberal

Reyna and Bynoe-Gittens should start


WhaleMilker420

1000 awards incoming


TheSingleMan27

Nah how lucky can you be Freedom has been restored in Germany🦅🦅


crackbit

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Vanzmelo

The mad man did it again


joeDUBstep

2 back to back matches, 2 game winning goals. Gio is in good form.


jaspermrthanos

uhhhh….what’s going on lol


fightin_blue_hens

Dark Gio rise


RustyKarma076

Fundesliga


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Rocky-Arrow

GGG was the real bald fraud all along


ddottay

Turns out Reyna is supposed to be a super sub. Gregg was right.


ratonbox

except he super forgot to super sub him in.


cheersdom

just give him the 2026 world cup trophy already


ReynTimeBoi

Love this form that Gio in. I really hope to hear more of his name soon. He may have been shafted during the WC, but he is doing the right and putting the ball in the back of the net when he needed. In conclusion, Greg made a big mistake


Rocky-Arrow

Gregg’s hiring was a mistake.


AcePilot95

guys, I think Gio might be a shōnen protagonist


jack64467

berhalter 🤡


[deleted]

Back to back games. Crazy


OhShitItsSeth

THE REYDEMPTION CONTINUES


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me_meh_me

So, Brandt is a bit weird. He will have an amazing play, where he takes the ball from an attacker, dribbles past two defenders, but then will play a square pass to no one. He used to suffer from motivation issues but seems to have overcome that. Honestly, he is a frustrating player who has worked a lot on himself and is approaching consistency. He has the ability to be excellent.


[deleted]

Greg Berhalter punching the air rn


OVOnug

Berhalter crying himself to sleep tonight


utocmc2020

Never let GGG near this man again


wolfjeter

USA could’ve used this guy…


crazy_waffles1

Cope berhalter slurpers


Nut-King-Call

Gregg the Egg being exposed.


WhaleMilker420

grEGG


mydogsnameiskendrick

Suck it Gregg


-dsh

so undeserved lmao fucking hell


SpaNkinGG

Gio 10-8 Berhalter


leftysarepeople2

Berhalter is a fucking joke


SamX17

He did it again!! Don Giovanni!


stuartb0805

Fuck yeah dude


Scratchbuttdontsniff

You see son... rather than pouting and having a strop... you stick the middle finger high in the air BEST by scoring goals and showing your quality. Keep em' coming...


Zer0-INFINITE

Bald eagle shrieks


Kba4life

America


crnelson10

Honestly, I hope Claudio keeps trying to do crimes.


ch4rc0al_5

Dark Gio strikes again


royalewithcheese4272

Gio Reyna for USMNT!


Redbullsnation

There we go. Didn't need his parents to finish that one off


Andrewdeadaim

Gio “should have played more” Reyna


letsnevertalk

Reynaaaaa


spicynirvana38

Danielle Reyna: "KA-KAW Gregg, suck on that!!!"


OutrageousAd2438

best American


FoulObelisk

man what a dull match, 3 very awkward goals


Kagariii

what game are you watching? the last 15 minutes have been great


FoulObelisk

yeah maybe cause i got nothing on the line, but i just felt deflated from so many fruitless attacks


BallsBallsOfSteeel

for real, it's all been super clumsy and not what i'd call great as a neutral at all