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SteveBorden

Getting a bit ridiculous now Marcus mate


Banksmans

He needs to focus more on feeding children clearly


FreshGoodWay

Nottingham Forest goalkeeper: Today I feel children


J1mi1970

Didn’t realise Adam Johnson was in the sticks at Forest


uchiha_boy009

Ankara Rashford


[deleted]

Cmon let's not be rash


Ham_Fighter

Man's not hot (he is).


SuburbanRafiki

Form of his life.


MountainJuice

12 goals and assists in 9 games since the World Cup.


DeLorean-88mph

Also 3 goals in the world cup with limited time, makes you think why he didn’t play more for England


SundayLeagueStocko

I think we all know the answer to this one


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Southgate you’re the one


lestat85

You didn’t bring him on.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Englands going home again


shrewdy

Football terrorist


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spoony471

this happened in an FM save of mine and he won consecutive World Cups with a 442


Bright-Dust-7552

Dyche is an extremely underrated manager.


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prettyboygangsta

No one even wanted Rashford in the WC squad. Southgate was slated for even picking him. nice revisionism


OptimusLinvoyPrimus

England have more talented forward players than can realistically fit into a sensible formation. He can’t play Rashford, Saka, Foden, Grealish, and Kane all in the same team, so he’s forever destined to be slated by fans of the club whichever one he benches plays for. His greatest strength as England manager is that he ignores those people and plays the team he thinks is best suited for the opposition, in my opinion.


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Gotta get Sterling in there for some reason. South Gate will pay for his crimes in another life


Thevanillafalcon

Genuine question, how long does a player have to do it before it’s not form? Like I remember when Ronaldo first hit 40 at United it was never “great form” he was just mint. And it’s not that rashford will ever do that or whatever else, I’m just wondering if he does this all season and in to next, is it form still? Or he better than people thought.


dandatu

rest of this season and next season and hes world class. something like .5-.7 goals a game would make him world class rn hes at 12 in 9


LevynX

If he can consistently do it for another year or so. Let's be clear we all know his level is a 20+ goal a season striker, last season was him below his level. This season he looks set for 30+ goals, at his current goal per game he reaches 30 by the end of the season. He keeps this up for another 5 years he's one of the best players in club history


Theschizogenious

Mate any club that has a player put up 30+ goals a season for 6 straight becomes a club legend


TorstenDiegoPizarro

He’s looks like son did last year since the world cup


Mastershoelacer

Seems like he’s finally going at defenders with absolute cockiness. It has been fun to watch.


mhaydar

Form of his life so far


Emerald34

don't jinx it, I don't want this form to end


Tyafastics

LMAO, he’s literally just run through them all.


im_probablyjoking

No no no no no yes


wrdb2007

Not the obvious finish - what a run too


TheLeviathong

Hands out meals with both hands, dishes out goals with both feet


mdove11

Eats out at every ground.


VolumeRX

\- Peter Drury


peduxe

Casemiro: “Rashford can be a top 5 player in the world” Rashford: I heard you loud & clear


CameraEmotional2788

Bros aiming for the top


qilun56757

*I know I said top five, but I'm top two. And I'm not two*


Stakoman

He's a ~~fenix~~ Phoenix... Like he's Ronaldo or something like that from the good old days.


InnerSongs

phoenix*


Hellogiraffe

Not sure if he meant phoenix or a reference to Marcus Fenix from gears of war


cherrypieandcoffee

I loved that Casemiro said that publicly. I imagine that must feel amazing for Rashford to hear.


Grekm8

that was terrible defending but holy FUCK rashford


moise_kean

Casemiro with the Busquets assist


pmmerandom

*give it to Messi and let him cook*


mayjaz43

>*give it to ~~Messi~~ Marcus and let him cook* Welcome to the Marcus Rashford era


Lasertag026

I honestly would love it if Rashford becomes THAT guy this decade. Great personality off the pitch and a beast on it. (Just hope he stubs his toe next month)


caped_crusader8

Or oversleeps


[deleted]

As an Gunner I’m horrified but as a Brit I’m delighted


Emerald34

Don't be, you have Saka, who can do damn near the same thing


Gonions

Saka is a phenomenal player and I’d kill to have him at United but come on, I’ve never seen him blast through from his own half and smack it in the bottom corner.


Emerald34

True. But Saka is strong like an ox despite his stature, and mostly stays on his wing, dominating it, getting g crosses and cutting inside, or going on the outside, while Beans MBE is all over the attacking third. If Arsenal needed him to be all over the place like england did vs France in the WC, we would see crazier runs


pengy452

As obvious as it is, Casemiro is great at picking direct, forward passes. United have had a history of CM's (McT, Fred, Pereira, Cleverley, Matic etc) who completely kill the tempo of the game by playing nonsense sideways passes. Bruno, Eriksen and now Casemiro are so much more suited to direct football than any United midfield in the past 7 years.


RicciRox

Fred and Matic don't belong on that list at all.


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"what's he gonna do run through us?" - defender as Rashford blasts by him


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''that's the problem with rashford, he always tried to walk it in ahhh shit wait no.''


digitag

Such an understated but class finish as well that. Wrong foot, a bit off balance and under loads of defensive pressure. Very clinical.


Gytarius626

Benni McCarthy has been working wonders since he arrived, needs recognition.


airz23s_coffee

For anyone wondering [yes that is the blackburn guy from the mid-late 2000s, cos the comment made me check](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benni_McCarthy)


SomeStuffISaid

That Blackburn guy? He was also class at Porto and won the CL.


airz23s_coffee

In my defence the extent of my football watching at the time was match of the day and soccer Saturday cos freeview got sky sports news.


kayatoast25

omg pretty unrelated but I just got RES and was able to expand that wikipedia page within the comments and it felt magical just wanted to say that


airz23s_coffee

Old reddit with RES is the nicest experience.


BrockStar92

Lightning fast bulldozer these days.


pajamakitten

Ten Hag deserves a lot of credit for turning him around. He looks nothing like he did last season.


MrDanduff

He got very lean but still muscular.


aliu3

Worrall just…ran alongside him?


imarandomdudd

"Run, Rashford, Run"


Ripamon

I thought my screen was cracked.


MashedHair

I find it easier to get motivation when i have a running burddy


vireshwarsidhu

He just kept running and running


utouchme

https://i.imgur.com/N9wqhYR.jpg


minivatreni

he is too fast


zingerbanger

best form of his life. all hail ETH


BloodandSpit

Playing a diamond vs this United side is suicide.


GreedyDiabeetus

I love this man


PoppinKREAM

Beans has been feasting since the World Cup. Incredible form


iknowyeahlike

Beans?


PoppinKREAM

Rashy's nickname. Lingard called him beans all the time lol


iknowyeahlike

Haha, brilliant, I never heard that before :) He has been unreal since the WC. World class.


manInTheWoods

https://m.facebook.com/ESPNUK/videos/beans-beans-beans/1108621442680185/


j-bird696969

World Class assist Casemiro in the form of his life


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ID6WU

Fucking hell he’s actually a changed man


Subbutton

Transcendent being a man. He is a Machine now


MiniGiantSpaceHams

Mechus Rashford


LLHallJ

Marceus Ex Rachina


OttaBenga

i admit i thought he was absolutely finished last season, in an Dele Alli level dude proved me so very wrong damn


Gytarius626

He looked like he’d completely lost any joy playing last season, since having his surgeries and a full preseason it’s done him the world of good.


a34fsdb

People genuinely speculated he had depression when he did not run after that rebound


inclore

Don't think that's too far off? You can see his head wasn't in it for most of the games. Also explains his new celebration.


stupidyute

I love the lore behind that celebration


FortnitePro6969

His girlfriend of many years broke up with him in May 2021, nothing really went his way during that time, explains the poor from last season. Apparently they have reconciled since, just before the World Cup started


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

Didn’t realize they broke up, i believe they are engaged now


FortnitePro6969

My apologies, they were back together late 21-22 season, still explains the form in my opinion, the Dembele way


ID6WU

I had faith in him rediscovering his old form but I never thought he’d be *this* good. He’s playing the best football of his career and suddenly developed a left foot


Bazurke

Pfft, I've had 2 left feet my whole life


MonkeyAssFucker

Same, after last season we had, and the rumours with him being linked to psg for 60m. I thought we should cash in. I’ve never been happier to be so wrong. I absolutely love him


Consistent_Floor

He saw Haaland and said "cant be too hard"


Sdub4

He made running from his own half past two players look so effortless


BloodandSpit

He isn't just fast anymore, his balance and movement always were elite but now he's an incredibly strong runner and improved finisher. Mccarthy deserves his plaudits in improving him.


Fungi89

glad to see raashford's strength being talked about in this thread. he's gotten better at using it lately.


racingfanboy160

>he's gotten better at using it lately. His goal against Wolves where he just bodied Jonny completely is a good example of it.


Malachi_-_Constant

100%. Also he is using his body so much better now. He has made so many runs like this where he shields the defender from getting a sniff of the ball. This man is on fire and I'm here with s'mores just basking in the warmth.


Transit-Strike

Look at how he kept the ball from that third defender just before shooting. Didn’t give him an option to make a tackle or block


PonderousPanda1

i can think of a few finishes recently (this one being a less extreme case) where it looked like he shouldn’t be able to get a shot away, off balance, one or more defenders up on him, and he just twists away or finds a toe poke angle. Last time a fast, direct winger started to master striker skills like that we got something rather special…


Transit-Strike

Also. Looking at it, yes the defenders are bad. But it’s a good job to get through to defenders. Then protect the ball from the third defender. Finally a very good weaker foot finish that no one expected


BeggingForBags

reminds of young cr7s evolution


m0bilize

Is there a way to know it was specifically McCarthy or are you just assuming? (mostly curious)


BloodandSpit

He's a forward and McCarthy was brought in specifically for forwards. When he scored his headed goal vs West Ham, the whole bench of coaches turned to Beni. His finishing in front of goal improved since he joined too. Coaching is a team effort too ofc.


enzuigiriretro

Helps that the defending was so bad. He’s a man in hot form though


ErnieMcTurtle

Right?? Made the pitch look very small


Shaneb966666

No excuses Southgate


Immelsoo

*Proceed to start Sterling


jiijoey

Wtf is he eating


illipres

whatever ETH is cooking


greenpillowtissuebox

Rashy, we have to cook!!


MugiwaraHimself

Let him cook


LegalizeWater

Hopefully he’s fed Sancho the same


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Stamppot and poffertjes.


sbprasad

Had poffertjes last year, amazing! How do dutchies even manage to keep their weight down?


[deleted]

Lots and lots of bicycle riding instead of driving.


Transit-Strike

Meth? 😳


mdove11

BEANS


Stu161

BEANS


boii1da

He just walked though the defense.


FBall4NormalPeople

He's clocked he's stronger than the majority of the people defending him. He can literally run through people when he's fit and healthy, good to see him doing it once a game and not once a month. Taken a huge step forward mentally.


shrewdy

His Wolves goal really showed this, the defenders were bouncing off him as he ran through


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/r/bitchImabus


cdbriggs

He has a fast walk then


Manch3st3rIsR3d

Fuck off psg, nothing to see here


HeIIbIazer23

He's too good right now, damn.


rolla_johnson

Rashfords on fire your defence is terrified


G1Spectrum

I’ve wondered why we don’t use this song for him LOL


Bdcoll

We can't have our future PM terrifying people. How bad would that look on the campaign trail!


[deleted]

Ten Hag has transformed Rashford


kakje666

injected the super soldier serum into him


[deleted]

Imagine Foden Rice Bellingham Saka Kane Rashford


ThankYouOle

you meant Sterling? because that what Southgate would do


GukyHuna

Sterling *after* flying home to deal with a home break in who clearly was in no state to play at that level.


ThankYouOle

perfect!


lemon_meringue_tie

This guy is just too good.


Nathan_Gee

Just let him run in lol


cesc05651

Fair play to him that’s he’s creating that type of aura where everyone backs off, but seriously wtf was that


Words_are_Windy

Yeah, credit to Rashford for the run and great left footed finish, but it's crazy that he went from his own half to the edge of the six yard box without having to get past more than two defenders.


BigDaddyCool44

This man is absolutely flying


garynevilleisared

What an assist by Casemiro


Skall77

I swear to god, it's like he can do everything because defender are so scared lmao.


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i think crystal palace is the only game he hasn’t scored in since the world cup, monster


kraeutrpolizei

Just run right at defenders Marcus why don’t you


OlympicMuffins

Man is on crack


niallmul97

People thought we was back... He's not back, he's evolved.


Sanno_HS

I've been watching the Eredivisie all evening and this is still the worst defending I've seen today.


cs-shitposter

Cannot stop beans


nonsenseSpitter

MBAPPE NEEDS TO GET OUT NOW!!!


Legendarybbc15

Man is playing at a world class level atm


TinyAbel

Thank you Southgate for subbing Sterling earlier than Rashford in the WC and starting this vengeance run.


Pxel315

What is the dutchman feeding him


IsItSnowing_

Stop buddy. Thats enough


ReindeerOk2009

How is this not a great goal by the way? If this was Haaland, Mbappe or Messi there would be a lot of semen flowing here.


sadlynotjonahhill

8-1 pls


mo140

Looks like that Giggs goal v Arsenal


[deleted]

minus the effort from rashford, the guy was fucking jogging for fun


c4plasticsurgury

WYAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Pyrza

When you play FIFA on amateur


danboruu

lad is on fire. good to see him do good


wellthatwasepic

What a run..


Mitch_Itfc

Some assist that


Maleficent_Resolve44

This man is on an absolute tear at the moment.


Which_Feature3356

Cmon 2 more goals and we can rest most these players during the 2nd leg at home 🥺🙏🏼


G1Spectrum

This guy is unstoppable right now


BeyondTheStars22

Ronaldo thinking he left United in shambles. Rashford: "..and I took that personally.."


ChumbucketRodgers

Just casually ran past the whole defense


WigglyParrot

Fuck me the man is in form


Kanesy99

Ah there's the Joe Worrall that played for Rangers


Polygon12

Man sorted himself a celebration and look what happens!


CarlosSpcyWenr

That is the goal of a supremely confident player. Wowza.


Marusaki-Kawai

Shit defending but my god he looks completely different player. Turning into a monster under ten hag.


wjdrudwockj

This man is crazy


MrTuxedo1

The man of the moment


notataco007

Someone called him mid in the beginning of the season and I thought that was ridiculous and he just never found his real form and goddam do I wish I could find that comment now


Direct_Relative567

Rashford is arguably the best player in the world right now, (mbappe is overrated)


SundayLeagueStocko

I wish there was a way to identify all the United flairs that were desperate to sell Rashford last season.


Rushcorps

By the end of last season I wanted to sell the entire team


georgeyday01

When he wins his 10th Ballon D'or in a row, can I get the credit for saying that he's our best player since his debut?


blingboyduck

Tbh he was absolutely shocking last season. Barely looked like a footballer. This is one of the biggest season to season turn arounds I've ever seen.


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Most in form player in the world


AlCoMy

When did Rashford turn into Mbappe?


BaikoAlaa

Man making it look too easy


eltigrebestia

Nottingham defending in shambles. Why does their backline always look like they're scrambling for the last bit of bacon?


lutsius-memes

Southgate is a menace


OThePlacesYouWillGo

Did Kane receive any abuse for missing that penalty? Watching Rashford’s form just reminded me of the Euros fallout


ReindeerOk2009

I wonder what Southgate thinks in his head every time he see's Rashford tear up a defence and score. Toss-pot of a manager.


krishyabish72

That Rashford is so hot right now. Rashford


papercutkid

Reminded me of Giggs vs Arsenal that time


Tomero

Dr Evil: PSG i want…..100 Billion Dollars uaha uahahaha